<LunchBot>
You search for Moho's atmosphere. You end up with an infinite number of kerbals asking you to review their versions of Shakespeare.
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<funkenstein>
It really likes that outcome.
<funkenstein>
;mission add You enter the Lunchosphere.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You enter the Lunchosphere.
<funkenstein>
;outcome add You find the source of the mysterious scent using your Smell-o-scope.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You find the source of the mysterious scent using your Smell-o-scope.
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<Deddly>
Oh no, I missed llll time and will have to settle for llls time
<darsie>
.
<darsie>
Still ahead for me.
<darsie>
ahh
<darsie>
no
<darsie>
the other one.
<darsie>
llllll
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<Deddly>
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to announce that it is now (local) leet time. Enjoy.
<Althego>
it is
<Mat2ch>
Deddly: Many thanks to you, Sir, for reminding us of this important time of the day.
<Deddly>
The honour is mine
* darsie
was busy with a semiatomic task during leet time.
<Deddly>
What's a semiatomic clock?
<darsie>
A nuclear clock?
* darsie
said semiatomic task.
<Deddly>
Huh.
* Deddly
rubs his eyes
<Deddly>
What's a semiatomic task?
<Deddly>
"* darsie said semiatomic task" <-- I had to read that 3 or 4 times to realise it was "task" not "clock".
<darsie>
It was a task that's better not interrupted.
<Deddly>
Even for leet time?
<darsie>
mhm
<Althego>
hehe
<darsie>
Like fighting a fire or securing a rope a friend is hanging from.
<darsie>
less critical, though.
<Deddly>
Depends which part of the body they're hanging from...
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<UmbralRaptop>
(semi)atomic, but also not critical, so probably not reactor related
<flayer>
i want to see nuclear powered spaceships :(
<flayer>
UmbralRaptop, make one!
<flayer>
dooo eettt!
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<flayer>
eriophora, are you nuclear powered spaceship?
<eriophora>
No, my username predates the Watts book.
* flayer
kicks UmbralRaptop in the shins
* UmbralRaptop
shoves flayer into the timeline where a TOPAZ III exists
<Izaya>
semi-atomic is when the reactor is turned off or starting up, whereas atomic is running or shutting down
<raptop>
hmm
* flayer
sighs
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attach a random SCP as a payload. You mix up brachistochrone trajectories and brachiosaur trajectories and land 65 million years in the past.
<Althego>
just in time for the asteroid to hit
<raptop>
It turns out that you were the asteroid. We will erect a memorial for your service in maintaining the timeline
<Althego>
hehehe
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<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You arrange a date between Kountdown and Siri. Guest61064 has declared you Sus Baka.
<XXCoder>
okay
<Althego>
i thought it was sussy baka
<raptop>
both work, really
<Althego>
yes, but the meme is with sussy
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<Althego>
kikkerikii
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* flayer
prods Althego
* raptop
faxes flayer a job application for KFP
<Althego>
hehe
<raptop>
Don't worry, it definitely not a cult
<packbart>
Kerbal Fried Program? sounds about right
<raptop>
hmm... Kerbal Fried Poultry...
<Mat2ch>
Kentucky Fried Pe...
<Mat2ch>
Pens, I mean Pens!
<flayer>
Kerbals For Phallic-shaped-objects-being-launched-into-space
<raptop>
Kazakhstan Fried Propellants
<Althego>
lol
<Althego>
remember the game mdk?
<Althego>
that had ads like this
<Althego>
trying to guess what mdk stands for
<raptop>
Didn't they go through a few silly backronyms during production and it doesn't really mean anything?
<Althego>
yes i think so
<SporkWitch>
They eventually settled on Murder, Death, Kill. Now look up which came first: MDK or Demolition Man
* raptop
hides the time machine
<Pinkbeast>
raptop: Too late, I stole it next week
<raptop>
oh no
<SporkWitch>
(hint: Demolition man was released 4 years earlier, and uses the phrase "murder, death, kill")
<raptop>
!outcome add Everything except the flare stack is on fire.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Everything except the flare stack is on fire.
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<raptop>
!mission add In a bid for more agressive missions, you replace your reaction wheels with action wheels.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: In a bid for more agressive missions, you replace your reaction wheels with action wheels.
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<JVFoxy>
.. not pro active wheels? You know.. cuz.. higher quality only the pros use?
<raptop>
heh
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