raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.12.3 http://bit.ly/ksp112update | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | "modcall" to call ops | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | The Tasty Bot Challenge: Type !nextlunch and eat whatever the bot tells you | Yet another starlink: 19:21:20 (UTC) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M018DAaNd_E
<Raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You decide to show several tourists a sunrise on the Akatsuki Sea. Your confusion of EVAs with Evas causes many mental problems for your crew.
<XXCoder> ouch lol
<Raptop> hmm…
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> Your mission plan uses the sun as a heat shield for entering Eve's atmosphere. Wernher von Kerman ejects you from R&D on the nose of an SRB.
<funkenstein> justified, I think
<umbralraptop> yeah, it is
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<funkenstein> ;outcome add You know who else does things likethat? MY MOM!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You know who else does things likethat? MY MOM!
<funkenstein> ;outcome fixup s/likethat/like that/
<LunchBot> New text is: You know who else does things like that? MY MOM!
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<TheKosmonaut> ;mission
<LunchBot> You launch something that barely looks like a rocket. You are forced to use a slide rule.
<TheKosmonaut> ;outcome add This was universally regarded to be a poor choice.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: This was universally regarded to be a poor choice.
<TheKosmonaut> ;mission
<LunchBot> You look for ways to spice up tedious rescue missions. The oceans undergo a BLEVE.
<TheKosmonaut> ooh, BLEVEs
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<SporkWitch> artemis scrubbed again. The Senate Launch System sprung a hydrogen leak lol
<SporkWitch> (never forget that the opposite of progress is Congress :P)
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<SporkWitch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XmMnYJW-VY he tried to use a parachute on the mun XD lol
<Althego> hehe
<FLHerne> wow
<FLHerne> taking cluelessness to new heights
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<FLHerne> "How do I extend landing gear? That's important - that's important information."
<kubi> education at its finest
<FLHerne> and yeah, no air on Mun
<Mat2ch> There are people who deserve their <500 followers
<FLHerne> eh, not everyone is a rocket surgeon
<FLHerne> he does learn from his mistakes, unlike some other YouTube people
<umbralraptop> I mean, there are at least 3 different ways to extend landing gear? (the button by the altimiter, the G key, and right-clicking on them and manually extending all)
<umbralraptop> hm
<FLHerne> well, he said that, then paused to look it up on the wiki or whatever
<umbralraptop> ah
<FLHerne> ;stupid add Oh no! There's too much power - it's unstable!
<LunchBot> Added stupid quote: Oh no! There's too much power - it's unstable!
<FLHerne> oops
<FLHerne> !stupid del Oh no
<LunchBot> "Oh no" doesn't uniquely specify a stupid quote, deletion failed!
<FLHerne> bleh
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<FLHerne> (changed it to an outcome by PM)
<umbralraptop> Good error message, and also hilarious without context
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<FLHerne> ;outcome add Let's try that again, but with less failure.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Let's try that again, but with less failure.
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<umbralraptop> ;outcome less talking
<LunchBot> Starting right now, there is going to be a lot less talking and a lot more killing.
<umbralraptop> ...oh, he's saying "thumper" for "terrier"
<Mat2ch> FLHerne: I demand that every KSP-Youtuber has to be a rocket surgeon.
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You crack open a goo can. You gain a great many Dark Side points for that.
<funkenstein> must have drank it?
<umbralraptop> apparently
<packbart> micro-chlorine-nanite goo
<packbart> "a paper that subbed in "midi-chlorians" for "mitochondria" got accepted into four journals this week. The paper mashed up lightly altered text from Wikipedia on mitochondria with Star Wars-related rambling"
<packbart> (today = 2017)
<umbralraptop> I assume those journals where the "peer review" is that the peers see that your check cleared?
<packbart> yeah, it was a test to expose "predatory journals". ( https://www.livescience.com/59927-midi-chlorians-paper-accepted-by-journals.html )
<umbralraptop> makes sense
<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> You replace your red flags with red balloons. Kountdown gains sentience.
<packbart> well, that's a red flag for sure
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<funkenstein> ;outcome add Nanites recieved.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Nanites recieved.
<funkenstein> ;outcome fixup s/recieved./received.
<LunchBot> Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<funkenstein> ;outcome fixup s/recieved./received./
<LunchBot> New text is: Nanites received.
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