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<FLHerne>
umaxtu: don't you call me an expert
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<FLHerne>
;outcome add ERROR: -41
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: ERROR: -41
* FLHerne
is, in fact, sitting by a lake :p
<FLHerne>
;outcome add Jeb replaces that missing eye with a flashlight. It's terrifying.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Jeb replaces that missing eye with a flashlight. It's terrifying.
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You set out to land on every planet and return home safely - in one launch. Your propellant choices end up on Derek Lowe's blog.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Someone asks for your help on #kspofficial. You are dismayed to find your discovery of a new KSP Easter egg is old news, and was known at least 10 versions ago.
<funkenstein>
;mission add Bob decides mercury would make a better coolant.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Bob decides mercury would make a better coolant.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to create a mod to add Lagrange points to the game. While you weren't looking, Kerbin's atmosphere gets left behind by the planet's motion.
<Pinkbeast>
Surprisingly good pairing there
<darsie>
idk about heat capacity, but NaK has much lower density/mass.
<darsie>
Was also used IRL. Not sure about mercury.
<darsie>
NaK may have lower neutron absorption crosssection.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You create a space station in the shape of a giant green eyeball. The space agency pays a trajillion dollars to cover the collateral damage.
<Mat2ch>
I am the eye in the sky watching youuuuuu
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<raptop>
!outcome add The resulting rocket is of the finest craftkerbalship. It menaces with spikes of boosters.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The resulting rocket is of the finest craftkerbalship. It menaces with spikes of boosters.
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You invite everyone in IRC to try your Sausage Rocket Boosters, cooked on your hand-made poodle engine style BBQ. Your rocket sinks the recovery barge.
<raptop>
That's less an "everyone dies horribly" than "floridaman causes yet another property-destroying mishap"
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<ZLSA>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use Mainsails as RCS thrusters. The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
<ZLSA>
!outcome
<LunchBot>
Kerbals everywhere celebrate their increased life span.
<raptop>
hm
<SporkWitch>
TIL Kerbin is ruled as an empire
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<FLHerne>
;stupid Kerbulan
<LunchBot>
"In the name of the Kerbulan Empire, I command you to surrend-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
<FLHerne>
well, technically that was mirror-universe Kerbin
<FLHerne>
but anyway
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