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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You ask if you can ask a question. You have inspired Danny2462 to do terrible things.
<raptop>
In which meta-asking summons the kraken
<Izaya>
This is why topics often say "Don't ask to ask." Sometimes you ask the wrong thing, and everybody suffers.
<SporkWitch>
If you have a question, just ask! For example: "I have a problem with ___; I'm running Debian version ___. When I try to do ___ I get the following output ___. I expected it to do ___." Don't ask if you can ask, if anyone uses it, or pick one person to ask. We're all volunteers; make it easy for us to help you. If you don't get an answer try a few hours later.
<SporkWitch>
(totally stolen from #debian on freenode lol)
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<funkenstein>
;mission add Jeb makes a mess in the the kitchen.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Jeb makes a mess in the the kitchen.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Someone notices the typo in this mission. You attempt to break the regular expressions engine.
<Althego>
hehe
<funkenstein>
Where's the typo?
<Althego>
either there was never one and that is the joke, or was corrected since then
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<Eddi|zuHause>
the worst metaquestion is "anyone in here knows about <vague field>?"
<raptop>
I bet some hidden non-breaking space or something
<Eddi|zuHause>
because anyone that dares to answer "yes" to that might get overwhelmed with an overly specific question where he then has to draw back as "sorry, i don't know about this after all"
<raptop>
yeah
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<packbart>
anyone in here knows about space?
<Eddi|zuHause>
yes?
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<packbart>
how much does it cost per square foot?
<Eddi|zuHause>
about tree fiddy
<packbart>
sounds about roight, thanks
<Pinkbeast>
Eddi|zuHause: I admit I often give into the urge to be deliberately obtuse and answer "Yes, I am pretty sure someone in here knows about <vague field>?"
<Pinkbeast>
Only without the question mark, damn it
<Mat2ch>
I have one question about this... very important one... freenode is still alive?!
<Pinkbeast>
Technically
<Althego>
but lot of stuff went to libera.chat
<packbart>
under new management
<Althego>
or hostile takeover
<Pinkbeast>
Their website went through a few iterations of batshittery and spam but now has a minimal wiki for an IRC network
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<funkenstein>
;mission add Someone new asks the IRC about vague field.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Someone new asks the IRC about vague field.
<funkenstein>
;outcome add The raptor's banhammer has been located.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: The raptor's banhammer has been located.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You dive deep into Jool in pursuit of helium-3. This really makes it sink in that kerbals have teeth.
* raptop
sighs and fines Pinkbeast one (1) credit, as required by law
* raptop
wonders if we can change that rule
<raptop>
Anyway, nuclear powered vampiric kerbals
<SporkWitch>
lol
<SporkWitch>
which rule?
<Althego>
the no swearing rule
<SporkWitch>
ah
<SporkWitch>
game IS E for Everyone, so it makes sense. That said, I've always enforced a "no EXCESSIVE profanity" rule. The occasional cuss for emphasis is fine, but keep it out names (something that appears with every message is obviously excessive), and don't go on a tirade / quote Boondock Saints
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You deactivate the Geller field while in the Warp. due to a translation error, your rocket lunches from the cafeteria.
<SporkWitch>
;outcome fixup s/due/Due/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Due to a translation error, your rocket lunches from the cafeteria.
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to find "The Answer". You come back with chocolate.
<raptop>
And now you know
<Althego>
the answer is chocolate. honestly you cant argue with that
<FLHerne>
!wisdom add <Althego> the answer is chocolate. honestly you cant argue with that
<LunchBot>
Added stupid quote: <Althego> the answer is chocolate. honestly you cant argue with that
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<Althego>
lol
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<Mat2ch>
!wisdom
<LunchBot>
"Recent evidence, however, suggests that a protective layer or 'soul husk' surrounding the actual soul is the part of the kitten absorbed into the bloodstream that inspires euphoria."
<Mat2ch>
what
<raptop>
Please do not insufflate kitten souls
<raptop>
(this kills the kitten)
<FLHerne>
Mat2ch: it aliases to !stupid
<FLHerne>
avoids argument over which quotes should be in which category
<raptop>
Also the whole ambiguity of when you put in lines from accident investigations
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<raptop>
!wisdom next safety
<LunchBot>
The next safety feature he would have encountered was the pressure plate in the floor, and it is difficult to envisage how he could have avoided stepping on this. Subsequent tests showed that the pressure plate was in correct working order (tested 25 times) and that it was impossible to jump over it (its position prevented a possible run-up).
<raptop>
!wisdom disturbingly
<LunchBot>
"The core would indeed go critical and explode, with a force equivalent to about 2 kilograms (4.4 lb) of high explosive, which would likely be negligible compared to the damage caused by an exploding booster. Disturbingly, this was much lower than the 11 kilograms (25 lb) that was predicted."
<FLHerne>
raptop: that first one sounds more like an Indiana Jones movie than an accident that might actually happen to anyone
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<FLHerne>
What's it from? Google doesn't seem to know