00:59 <FLHerne> .mission add Jeb and Val start playing cockpit-circuit-breaker Jenga.

00:59 <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb and Val start playing cockpit-circuit-breaker Jenga.

10:47 <Mat2ch> !mission

10:47 <LunchBot> You deploy the parachutes at stage 0. You burgerise the Rocket Equestrian.

10:48 <Mat2ch> that is indeed a valid outcome

12:04 <darsie> .choose L|R

12:04 <LunchBot> L

16:29 <Mat2ch> !mission

16:29 <LunchBot> You receive a tentacle-written note from the Kraken requesting the random detachment of 8937 control surfaces, or else. A failure of one of your solid state memory banks causes your ship to suffer from amnesia.

16:29 <Mat2ch> We just forgot about that note.

19:04 <Mat2ch> !mission

19:04 <LunchBot> You try to out-crazy Danny2462. Your parachutes deploy on takeoff.

19:04 <Mat2ch> Craaaaaazyyyyyyy

19:04 <Althego> pretty tame by kerbal standards

19:05 <Mat2ch> hehe

19:05 <Mat2ch> but very common

19:14 <xxcoder> probably trying some ksp breaking thing

19:15 <xxcoder> I still remember his world breaking machine

19:15 <xxcoder> sadly jool was immune to it lol

19:16 <Althego> the two claws grabbing the kerbal machine

19:16 <Althego> yes that was something

19:16 <xxcoder> yep

19:44 <raptop> !choose fly safe|fly dangerous

19:44 <LunchBot> fly dangerous

19:50 <darsie> !choose fly safe|fly safely

19:50 <LunchBot> fly safe

19:58 <Althego> hehe

20:01 <darsie> :)

21:35 <Mat2ch> !mission

21:35 <LunchBot> You spend weeks waiting for that one mod to update. Even centuries later, Kerbals pause in the street below your statue and remember your glorious deeds.

21:36 <Mat2ch> My patience, an inspiration for everykerb

21:53 <xxcoder> wow. legendary

21:53 <xxcoder> ;mission

21:53 <LunchBot> You suddenly realize that everything is a simulation and you can do whatever you want without consequences. The evitable doesn't happen.

21:53 <xxcoder> fancy