Judge_DedD changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | KSP2 current (final?) version: 0.2.2.0 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Backup channel is ##KSPOfficial on libera.chat
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<Judge_Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to discover how far down the stack of turtles really goes. You never stop screaming, ever.
<Judge_Deddly> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[truncated]
<Judge_Deddly> It really IS turtles all the way down!
<Althego> hehe
<Mat2ch> There is only one turtle! And four elephants! You heretics!
<Judge_Deddly> So what's the elephant standing on, hmm?
<Mat2ch> The four elephants are standing on the turtle
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<Judge_Dedd> Mat2ch, And the turtle?
<Mat2ch> Judge_Dedd: The turtle is swimming through space. There's no gravity there, so it doesn't have to stand.
<Judge_Dedd> According to legend, the turtle is actually standing on a snake that swims in the cosmic sea. That part is less well known.
<Judge_Dedd> But in reality, of course, it's turtles all the way down.
<Judge_Dedd> !mission add You launch into a polar orbit in an attempt to prove that it is, in fact, turtles all the way down.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You launch into a polar orbit in an attempt to prove that it is, in fact, turtles all the way down.
<darsie> 1337
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<Mat2ch> Judge_Dedd: But where does Splinter fit in?
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<Judge_Deddly> Mat2ch, Splinter?
<Judge_Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> Your mother said "to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom." Damn! Got the angle wrong.
<Judge_Deddly> !mission add You attempt to return from a trip to your mum, but the gravity well is just too deep.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You attempt to return from a trip to your mum, but the gravity well is just too deep.
<Mat2ch> Judge_Deddly: Do you want to guess, ask a search engine or want an answer? :D
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<Judge_Deddly> Mat2ch, I don't know how I could duckduckgo that because "splinter" will inevitably show me lots of tiny spiky bits of wood
<Mat2ch> "turtles splinter"
<Judge_Deddly> Ooh the oversised pet rodent thing
<Mat2ch> Calling Splinter an oversized pet will upset some fans.
<Judge_Deddly> ;)
<xxcoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You start a waste-disposal company that fires rubbish into a black hole. If simple is better, your design is the worst ever created.
<xxcoder> 5,000 part monster rocket to send into black hole. sounds rigjt
<Judge_Deddly> I hope you also build extra rockets to dispose of your own spent stages...
<xxcoder> nah single stage to orbit
<xxcoder> reminds me of that time I wanted to lift full fuel orange tank into orbit
<xxcoder> I succeeded, twice, after bunch of failures
<xxcoder> it was nice refuel station for while
<FLHerne> .outcome add Crew safety improves so much that the Jeb vats overflow. It's a horrible task to clean up.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Crew safety improves so much that the Jeb vats overflow. It's a horrible task to clean up.
<Althego> .mission add You decide to wait for extraterrestrial intelligence, and start the WETI program.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You decide to wait for extraterrestrial intelligence, and start the WETI program.
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> You don't use correct grammar. Your mission to Duna is interrupted by Ike.
<raptop> My mission lives down to my grammar
<FLHerne> Ike just wants to correct your grammar.
<Judge_Deddly> !mission fixup s/You don't use correct grammar./You grammer wrong./
<LunchBot> New text is: You grammer wrong.
<Judge_Deddly> !mission . .
<LunchBot> No mission found matching ". .".
<Judge_Deddly> !outcome . .
<LunchBot> . . which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.
<Judge_Deddly> !outcome fixup s/. . which/...which/
<LunchBot> New text is: ...which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.
<Judge_Deddly> Oh, actually, that still doesn't work.
<Judge_Deddly> !outcome fixup s/...which/. . which/
<LunchBot> New text is: . . which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.
<Judge_Deddly> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to replenish your monopropellant supply with mystery goo. Stop, what with the killing, and the laughter, already!
<Judge_Deddly> Stop, with the, commas, there!
<raptop> ,c,o,m,m,a,
* Judge_Deddly intensifies
<Mat2ch> commata would be even correcter.
<Mat2ch> :D
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<FLHerne> .outcome add You have difficulty recruiting crew, due to a new fad of using ejection seats in place of the Astronaut Complex stairs.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: You have difficulty recruiting crew, due to a new fad of using ejection seats in place of the Astronaut Complex stairs.
<raptop> It makes firing crews much more entertaining
<Judge_Deddly> Literally
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<transit> Anyone awake? 👀
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<Judge_Dedd> Maybe
<Judge_Dedd> But you gotta stick around for more than a few seconds to catch us