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Judge_Deddly>
!mission
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LunchBot>
You attempt to discover how far down the stack of turtles really goes. You never stop screaming, ever.
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Judge_Deddly>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[truncated]
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Judge_Deddly>
It really IS turtles all the way down!
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Mat2ch>
There is only one turtle! And four elephants! You heretics!
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Judge_Deddly>
So what's the elephant standing on, hmm?
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Mat2ch>
The four elephants are standing on the turtle
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Judge_Dedd>
Mat2ch, And the turtle?
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Mat2ch>
Judge_Dedd: The turtle is swimming through space. There's no gravity there, so it doesn't have to stand.
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Judge_Dedd>
According to legend, the turtle is actually standing on a snake that swims in the cosmic sea. That part is less well known.
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Judge_Dedd>
But in reality, of course, it's turtles all the way down.
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Judge_Dedd>
!mission add You launch into a polar orbit in an attempt to prove that it is, in fact, turtles all the way down.
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LunchBot>
Added mission: You launch into a polar orbit in an attempt to prove that it is, in fact, turtles all the way down.
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Mat2ch>
Judge_Dedd: But where does Splinter fit in?
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Judge_Deddly>
Mat2ch, Splinter?
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Judge_Deddly>
!mission
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LunchBot>
Your mother said "to get things done, you'd better not mess with Major Tom." Damn! Got the angle wrong.
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Judge_Deddly>
!mission add You attempt to return from a trip to your mum, but the gravity well is just too deep.
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LunchBot>
Added mission: You attempt to return from a trip to your mum, but the gravity well is just too deep.
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Mat2ch>
Judge_Deddly: Do you want to guess, ask a search engine or want an answer? :D
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Judge_Deddly>
Mat2ch, I don't know how I could duckduckgo that because "splinter" will inevitably show me lots of tiny spiky bits of wood
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Mat2ch>
"turtles splinter"
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Judge_Deddly>
Ooh the oversised pet rodent thing
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Mat2ch>
Calling Splinter an oversized pet will upset some fans.
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LunchBot>
You start a waste-disposal company that fires rubbish into a black hole. If simple is better, your design is the worst ever created.
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xxcoder>
5,000 part monster rocket to send into black hole. sounds rigjt
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Judge_Deddly>
I hope you also build extra rockets to dispose of your own spent stages...
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xxcoder>
nah single stage to orbit
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xxcoder>
reminds me of that time I wanted to lift full fuel orange tank into orbit
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xxcoder>
I succeeded, twice, after bunch of failures
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xxcoder>
it was nice refuel station for while
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FLHerne>
.outcome add Crew safety improves so much that the Jeb vats overflow. It's a horrible task to clean up.
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LunchBot>
Added outcome: Crew safety improves so much that the Jeb vats overflow. It's a horrible task to clean up.
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Althego>
.mission add You decide to wait for extraterrestrial intelligence, and start the WETI program.
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LunchBot>
Added mission: You decide to wait for extraterrestrial intelligence, and start the WETI program.
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LunchBot>
You don't use correct grammar. Your mission to Duna is interrupted by Ike.
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raptop>
My mission lives down to my grammar
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FLHerne>
Ike just wants to correct your grammar.
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Judge_Deddly>
!mission fixup s/You don't use correct grammar./You grammer wrong./
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LunchBot>
New text is: You grammer wrong.
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Judge_Deddly>
!mission . .
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LunchBot>
No mission found matching ". .".
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Judge_Deddly>
!outcome . .
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LunchBot>
. . which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.
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Judge_Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/. . which/...which/
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LunchBot>
New text is: ...which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.
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Judge_Deddly>
Oh, actually, that still doesn't work.
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Judge_Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/...which/. . which/
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LunchBot>
New text is: . . which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.
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Judge_Deddly>
!mission
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LunchBot>
You attempt to replenish your monopropellant supply with mystery goo. Stop, what with the killing, and the laughter, already!
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Judge_Deddly>
Stop, with the, commas, there!
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raptop>
,c,o,m,m,a,
* Judge_Deddly
intensifies
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Mat2ch>
commata would be even correcter.
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FLHerne>
.outcome add You have difficulty recruiting crew, due to a new fad of using ejection seats in place of the Astronaut Complex stairs.
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LunchBot>
Added outcome: You have difficulty recruiting crew, due to a new fad of using ejection seats in place of the Astronaut Complex stairs.
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raptop>
It makes firing crews much more entertaining
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Judge_Deddly>
Literally
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transit>
Anyone awake? 👀
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Judge_Dedd>
But you gotta stick around for more than a few seconds to catch us