09:22 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

09:22 <LunchBot> You ping all the ops on #KSPOfficial. If you stop killing Kerbals, you might die.

11:59 <FLHerne> .outcome add A suspected magnitude 18 earthquake destroys all seismometers on the planet.

11:59 <LunchBot> Added outcome: A suspected magnitude 18 earthquake destroys all seismometers on the planet.

11:59 <Althego> logarithmic scale, 18 would probably blow up the planet

12:01 <FLHerne> Yes

12:02 <FLHerne> at least on Earth, 18 is exactly enough to blow up the planet

12:03 <FLHerne> so should be more than enough on Kerbin, being a lot smaller

12:05 <Althego> hard to say how earthquakes work on a thin shell planet that is empty. also means it is extremely dense

12:35 <Deddly> Kerbin isn't empty. It has an ocean underneath the crust

12:37 <Althego> leet time

15:14 <Judge_Deddly> !lunch add Prawn Cocktail flavoured Pringles.

15:14 <LunchBot> Added lunch: Prawn Cocktail flavoured Pringles.

15:14 <Mat2ch> eww.

15:14 <Mat2ch> !mission

15:14 <LunchBot> You replace anything electrical on your craft with potatoes. It's not exactly your favourite mission, but it gives you a lifetime of anecdotes.

15:14 <Mat2ch> potatodotes!

15:14 <Judge_Deddly> LOL

15:20 <Judge_Deddly> Mat2ch, https://i.imgur.com/ko00cfo.png

16:27 <Mat2ch> that is awful.

16:44 <Mat2ch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm-tGJxepUw

16:44 <Mat2ch> Water rocket

16:50 <Althego> lol the vernier caliper

18:20 <raptop> https://arxiv.org/abs/2502.07831

18:20 <raptop> (study on possible mission to aitken basin)

19:12 <raptop> !mission

19:13 <LunchBot> A single wiring fault turns one of your action groups into a "crash immediately" button. All information is now conveyed by adding factoids to LunchBot. Other forms of language are slowly forgotten.

21:21 <Deddly> !mission

21:21 <LunchBot> You attempt to convert KSC's computers to Linux. The parts flying off-camera are far too perfectly cinematic.

21:40 <Mat2ch> Ha, Linux is the best OS for making movies now!

21:40 <Deddly> Only once per installation, though

21:41 <Mat2ch> Remind me tomorrow to find that old movie tool for linux that even Hollywood uses

21:47 <Deddly> It's already tomorrow in India, so I'll remind you now.

21:48 <Deddly> Mat2ch, remember to find that old movie tool for linux that even Hollywood uses