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<sandbox>
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space capsule. This becomes colloquially known as a "Beef Supreme."
<Mat2ch>
So I did a Beef Supreme?
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<packbart>
with googly eyes
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add This is the One True Mission and all others are heretical.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This is the One True Mission and all others are heretical.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Gene predicts this will end badly but you're sure he's wrong.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Gene predicts this will end badly but you're sure he's wrong.
* Mat2ch
throws a comma at the but(t)
<packbart>
English doesn't use as many of them as German, though
<Mat2ch>
I see suggestions to do so, but (hehehe) it looks like there's not much grammer in English that enforces it.
<packbart>
I put one to avoid ambiguities and where it feels right :)
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your craft corners well, for such a long thing. Like it's cutting a wedge through the air.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your craft corners well, for such a long thing. Like it's cutting a wedge through the air.
<xxcoder>
;mission add Your research team invents negative weight metal.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Your research team invents negative weight metal.
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You try to recreate a previous failure as a learning exercise, but this time with greater sarcasm. Comedy ensues.
<xxcoder>
yay sarcasm is funny
<Deddly>
lol
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
When they tell you that you will be working under crushing pressure, they did not mean you will have a lot of heavy duties. It is actual crushing Jovian atmosphere. You open your door, and - KERBS
<xxcoder>
door and opposite wall probably met each other within milliseconds
<Deddly>
Is "KERBS" in capital letters used as an expletive in this case?
<xxcoder>
oh "oh sh*
<xxcoder>
*or
<raptop>
*CRUNCH*
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<xxcoder>
"oi don't open tha-" signal ends
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<Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Stronk kebab
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You create a device that converts quality into quantity... except it only works on everyone's bones. BWEEP BWAARRP BWEEP BWAARRP.
<Deddly>
Congratulations everyone, you now have bone cancer.
<raptop>
F
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You are caught red-handed because your hands are covered in blood.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are caught red-handed because your hands are covered in blood.
<darsie>
That must be the origin of the idiom.
<FLHerne>
but why does the bone cancerizer have to make that horrible noise?
<FLHerne>
it probably is tbf
<raptop>
Why *wouldn't* a bon cancerizer make a horrible noise? That's part of its charm!
<raptop>
(Also, what happens if you're caught green-handed?)
<darsie>
MRT makes noise.
<raptop>
!outcome add You are caught green-handed.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You are caught green-handed.