08:40 <Deddly> Mat2ch, it's tomorrow today

08:42 <Althego> today is yesterday's tomorrow

08:44 <Mat2ch> Deddly: Thanks! I remembered the name of the tool!

08:45 <Mat2ch> It's called Cinelerra: http://heroinewarrior.com/

08:46 <Deddly> Nice

08:47 <Mat2ch> http://cinelerra.org/ oh, they have an official page now

08:47 <Mat2ch> which looks more like a video editors page :D

12:03 <Deddly> !mission

12:03 <LunchBot> You take off despite your brain being inoperative, contradicting the Minimum Equipment List. Your crewmembers are arrested for flying while green.

12:03 <Deddly> I seem to have gotten away with it myself

12:07 <Althego> hehe

12:07 <Mat2ch> !mission

12:07 <LunchBot> Your wireless network accidentally becomes viral. As a large language model, you are unable to plan this mission out properly.

12:07 <Althego> yes, since your brain was inoperative, you are legally not committing crime

12:39 <darsie> 1339

14:43 <Deddly> !mission

14:43 <LunchBot> You found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what you want it to. If it makes a mistake, it's because you screwed it up. Not because it doesn't like you... Or feels threatened by you.. Or thinks you're a smart ass.. The resulting craft is compact as bread, yet strong as unstoppable!

14:44 <Deddly> Mission success!

14:45 <Althego> stron as unstoppable?

14:48 <Deddly> I guess it's https://www.chuwi.com/product/items/chuwi-larkbox-x-2023.html

14:58 <FLHerne> .outcome add This is so successful that you're promoted to management. You sit at your comfortable, safe desk - far away from any explosions or toxic chemicals - and try to convince yourself it's a win.

14:58 <LunchBot> Added outcome: This is so successful that you're promoted to management. You sit at your comfortable, safe desk - far away from any explosions or toxic chemicals - and try to convince yourself it's a win.

15:40 <FLHerne> .outcome add You are unemployed at the moment and for all foreseeable moments.

15:40 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are unemployed at the moment and for all foreseeable moments.

15:59 <Judge_Dedd> Ouch

16:00 <Judge_Dedd> !outcome add You try to convince management and your investors that you were just trying to produce some great footage for the blooper reel.

16:00 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You try to convince management and your investors that you were just trying to produce some great footage for the blooper reel.

16:02 <Judge_Dedd> !outcome add The universe collapses in on itself and it's all your fault. There are no intermediate steps.

16:02 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The universe collapses in on itself and it's all your fault. There are no intermediate steps.

16:03 <FLHerne> Judge_Dedd: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lczIDHp_XLM

18:22 <raptop> !mission

18:22 <LunchBot> You install Planet Factory. A small dog accidentally eats the subsequent interstellar war.

19:16 <Deddly> !mission

19:16 <LunchBot> You go back in time to save the mother of the man who defeats the robot uprising. suclearnub explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly ICBMs.

19:17 <Deddly> Perhaps I need someone to go forward in time to save me first

19:18 <raptop> The robots would have stopped the suclearnub

19:19 <Judge_Dedd> Nice video FLHerne :)

19:21 <Deddly> As for the robots and what should happen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBBw9E2Q_aY

20:41 <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a5OnL8NwoE

20:41 <Althego> Kitten Space Agency Will Be FREE. How They Plan To Make It Work

20:45 <Mat2ch> I thought only if we buy them out :D

20:49 <Pinkbeast> Ten minutes to say "free, will solicit donations"

20:49 <Althego> not exactly pointless to ask for donations

20:50 <Althego> wikipedia asks for donations, streamers ask for donations, even beggars ask for donations

20:50 <Althego> it can work

20:50 <Pinkbeast> I... didn't say it was?

20:51 <Althego> what i want to say i wouldnt see it as a problem if they asked for donations

21:00 <Mat2ch> Althego: I think it was meant as critizisim of the video not KSA :)

21:01 <Mat2ch> *criticism

21:02 <Pinkbeast> Yeah. Typical youtube, ten minutes to convey information that would take a heartbeat to read

21:17 <Deddly> Pinkbeast, what, no 5-minute into, a little complaint that x% of the viewers aren't subscribed and why we should absolutely do that, 2 minute sponsorship spot, a few minutes in the middle to plug useless merch and a lengthy conclusion begging us to like and subscribe and push the bell?

21:21 <Pinkbeast> Don't forget the shilling for NordVPN

21:21 <Althego> or brilliant

21:22 <Althego> and what is the other thing?

21:22 <Althego> lately no raid shadow legends

21:22 <Althego> skillshare i think

21:23 <Mat2ch> Nah, Betterhelp, one minute long, which will then sell your health data to anyone

21:23 <Mat2ch> skillshare at least sounds reasonable, because people would learn something there.