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<FLHerne>
.outcome add You experience some kind of existential failure.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You experience some kind of existential failure.
<Mat2ch>
That sounds like you dieded
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a quasi-autonomous non-governmental rocket. Your escapades catch the eye of Hollywood and they make a film, unfortunately it is directed by Uwe Boll.
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<Althego>
haha
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
GladOS attempts to kill you. You realise you are watching a youtube video.
<Deddly>
Truth
<Deddly>
!outcome add To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the people chatting are bots.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the people chatting are bots.
<Deddly>
!mission fixup s/people/accounts/
<LunchBot>
No recently-mentioned mission found matching "people".
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/people/accounts/
<LunchBot>
New text is: To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the accounts chatting are bots.
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/are/are controlled by/
<LunchBot>
New text is: To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the accounts chatting are controlled by bots.
<Deddly>
I should probably have thought this through before posting it
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/controlled/run/
<LunchBot>
New text is: To your horror, you realise that Twitch chat has the controls, and most of the accounts chatting are run by bots.
<Deddly>
!outcome add A small nagging voice in the back of your mind tells you that a negative TWR is probably suboptimal.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: A small nagging voice in the back of your mind tells you that a negative TWR is probably suboptimal.
<FLHerne>
depends how negative
<FLHerne>
so long as your TWR is < -1, you can fly backwards just fine
<Althego>
actually you can fly with lower than 1, just need wings
<darsie>
Balloons fly with no thrust.
<Althego>
those ae aerostats, lighter than air
<Althego>
altough space deniers say the shuttle main tank was a balloon
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<darsie>
Balloons get pushed up by air. Airplanes get pushed up by air.
<Mat2ch>
Airplanes push against the air!
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* darsie
reframes Mat2ch's frame of reference.
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* Mat2ch
feels framed
<sandbox>
you've been framed
<Althego>
you have just been erased
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spice up your mission with Sriracha and Tabasco sauce. A whale falls out of the sky and flattens Kerbvier's School for Gifted Youngsters.
<Mat2ch>
too spicy.
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You successfully dock with no RCS! Your craft becomes rigwelted.
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<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to eat a muffin in microgravity... KSP2 becomes free open source software.
<Althego>
butterfly effect
<Althego>
the crumbs floated away and caused bigger changes
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<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You barbecue a roll. You violate the CTBT.
<xxcoder>
very hot bbq
<Althego>
ctbt?
<xxcoder>
Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Forgetting lunch too often, you install a teleporter connection directly to your fridge. Two failures make a success. Right‽‽
<xxcoder>
perfect lol
<Althego>
!mission undervolt
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "undervolt".
<Althego>
!outcome undervolt
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "undervolt".
<Althego>
mission Add The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".
<Althego>
.mission Add The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".
<LunchBot>
No mission found matching "Add The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".".
<Althego>
.mission add The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".
<LunchBot>
Added mission: The flight computer signals a "Main B Bus Undervolt".
* Mat2ch
switches to A Bus
<Althego>
you know that was jnot how it worked
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<Althego>
.mission add Jebediah Kerman, astronaut. A kerbal barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic kerbal. Jebediah Kerman will be that kerbal. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Jebediah Kerman, astronaut. A kerbal barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic kerbal. Jebediah Kerman will be that kerbal. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
<Althego>
a bit long
<xxcoder>
why not lol
<xxcoder>
so we will have cyberjeb an jeb since we still have jeb vats
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You try putting racing stripes, R-Type stickers, and a fat exhaust on your rocket to improve performance. Jeb dies too frequently and his soul evaporates.
<xxcoder>
noo should have worked on cyberjeb
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace anything electrical on your craft with potatoes. Jeb begins to Morb.
<Mat2ch>
oh, the one million dollar man... I remember that
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Bill attempts to store the lithosphere in the overhead compartment. Jeb starts tripping spaceballs.
<sandbox>
Jeb is popular today
<xxcoder>
yep
<xxcoder>
seems jeb have no problem with being soulless too
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You send the press to the space bar. Your engine fails to start, and you shortly discover that this is because it's actually a mimic octopus.
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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You find a way to strap some boosters to your home. Landing lights to full throttle!
<Deddly>
Woooo
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to drain the ocean of Eve. Your craft's solar array fuse melts and becomes charred.