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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You modify your flight computer to run with a lisp. Your ethics concerns are resolved by entropy. Always nice when that happens.
<Deddly>
Nithe
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<packbart>
!mission add A Kernerian prince informs you of a valuable rocket that is yours to collect by right, if you agree to pay for shipping and handling.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: A Kernerian prince informs you of a valuable rocket that is yours to collect by right, if you agree to pay for shipping and handling.
<packbart>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a micro surfboard so you can surf the microwaves. And then everyone was a winner.
<packbart>
\o/
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spend hours explaining in increasingly enraged tones how dividing by zero is not "scary" or "evil" or capable of "breaking the universe," it's just impossible, and everyone needs to shut up about it already. The damage is irreversible.
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<Deddly>
So dividing by zero really IS evil?
<packbart>
Big Math doesn't want you to know about it
<sandbox>
patch wednesday
<darsie>
Maybe we can hack out of the Matrix by tricking it into dividing by 0.
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<darsie>
1337
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<Mat2ch>
uh, 8 hours until starship launch, I guess?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a wheel that turns itself forward. You stumble upon a team of faux-scientists arguing dimensions.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You create a new mystery goo formulation and name it "Flubber." The aftermath is known as the Global Action War.
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<packbart>
GAW!
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to add the companion cube to the mission to prop up the popularity of the mission. You suffer permanent hearing damage after Wernher demonstrates the latest separatron to you in an elevator.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You pressurise your ship's primary accumulator. The debts will be settled, one way or another.
<xxcoder>
sounds like start of "accient" planning
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Your mission today is to eat proper meals at the expected times, without being distracted by Science. A lone tumbleweed rolls through space.
<xxcoder>
wow success
<xxcoder>
;mission add You merge 10 boosters into single booster and sets up to use it to launch a rocket.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You merge 10 boosters into single booster and sets up to use it to launch a rocket.
<Mat2ch>
"and sets up"? Shouldn't it be just "set up"?
<packbart>
it's Newyorkian
<xxcoder>
you can do a fixup if want
<Mat2ch>
I'm just curious if it's correct english
<xxcoder>
dont know too lol. english isnt quite my first language after all
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<sandbox>
a single booster
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<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/You merge 10 boosters into single booster and sets up to use it to launch a rocket./You merge 10 boosters into a single booster and set up to use it to launch a rocket./
<LunchBot>
No recently-mentioned outcome found matching "You merge 10 boosters into single booster and sets up to use it to launch a rocket.".
<FLHerne>
oops, mission, will do by PM
<FLHerne>
.outcome You hardly think that "Little Snails" constitutes an adequate warning.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "You hardly think that "Little Snails" constitutes an adequate warning.".
<Althego>
outcome add?
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<raptop>
!quote bin-apathy
<LunchBot>
Your bin-apathy has cost three snail lives.
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You edit Slap.txt. You make two important discoveries in rapid succession: Your glasses have been on the floor all this time, and that marker you've been burning along is actually the retrograde one.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You visit otter space. As your craft is rolled out from the hangar, some idiot buzzing the space centre crashes a jet into it.
<Mat2ch>
Probably someone who doesn't like otters.
<sandbox>
.outcome prophecy
<LunchBot>
With this kerbal's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Revert to launch to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed system you have created.
<raptop>
>.>
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You can't see why the last mission is funny. JEBEDIAH KERMAN WAS NOT VIOLENTLY KILLED!
* raptop
eyes the bot uneasily
<xxcoder>
LOL
<xxcoder>
such perfect pair
<xxcoder>
still chucking. dang
<FLHerne>
the bot loves some violent schadenfreude
<raptop>
Boosters are like violence? (If they're not solving your problem, use more)
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<xxcoder>
wow! I had pouch pirate for first time
<xxcoder>
they stole my soylent order :(
<xxcoder>
sorry for them though, its quite heavy package and not worth all that much