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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You slam the table with the pamphlet containing your thesis on astrological engineering. The results are everything you expected, and more. A lot more.
<Deddly>
LOL that basically just happened on the forum
<Althego>
astrological engineering?
<Althego>
you cant even have astronautic engineering anymore
<Althego>
much less astrological
<Mat2ch>
Deddly: link or never happend!
<Deddly>
Well, the "engineering" part might not quite fit
<Mat2ch>
Did someone suggest crystals for a better launch or landing?
<LunchBot>
You roll up a new party for tonight's session of Kobold Space Program. This really makes it sink in that kerbals have teeth.
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In a woeful misunderstanding of engine performance, you electrocute some diamonds. Something suddenly appears behind your ba.
<Mat2ch>
ba?
<Althego>
nothing personal kid
<Althego>
and stabs you
<Althego>
this is the second outcome where the forced . is making it worse
<Mat2ch>
maybe adding two dots would help
<Mat2ch>
"behind your ba..."
<Mat2ch>
but a sudden stop would fit better, yes
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You goad Munwig and Munbald Kerman into a duel to the death. You get wedged under the R&D bridge.
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<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/ba/ba../
<LunchBot>
New text is: Something suddenly appears behind your ba..
<Deddly>
Oh wait. I have to add three, I think
<darsie>
Yes, you have to.
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/ba../ba.../
<LunchBot>
New text is: Something suddenly appears behind your ba...
<darsie>
...
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
A pineapple pizza, tumbling in zero-g, slaps across Jeb's face in the command seat. The global economy collapses for totally related reasons.
<darsie>
…
<Deddly>
Pineapple pizza actually turns out to be literally evil?
<Deddly>
Don't tell anyone, but I like pineapple on pizza
<darsie>
Would it be ok if I killed them after telling them?
<darsie>
Or ... loading a previous save?
<darsie>
Just to see how they react.
<Pinkbeast>
I accept there can be varying opinions about pineapple on pizza. One may consider it either threat or menace.
<Mat2ch>
maybe there was an alien invasion where they brought unlimited pinapple pizza?
<Mat2ch>
unlimited food from the outside would cause the economy to collapse
<Althego>
that sounds like the pineapple pizza is a f acehugger
<darsie>
Would unlimited pizza cause a big bang?
<Deddly>
Unlimited is not the same as infinite
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<FLHerne>
Althego: I have removed the . thing
<FLHerne>
this might cause other missions to look bad but at least that's correctable
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<Mat2ch>
!outcome menace
<LunchBot>
The resulting rocket is of the finest craftkerbalship. It menaces with spikes of boosters.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome menace
<LunchBot>
The resulting rocket is of the finest craftkerbalship. It menaces with spikes of boosters.
<Mat2ch>
!outcome ba
<LunchBot>
A kerbal named Maxwell sees, through the storm, three descending streams of fire and then nothing but darkness. All sound is torn away by the wind.
<Mat2ch>
Not sure what I tried to achieve here
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/ba.../ba/
<LunchBot>
No recently-mentioned outcome found matching "ba...".
<FLHerne>
bleh
<FLHerne>
.outcome your ba...
<LunchBot>
Something suddenly appears behind your ba...
<FLHerne>
.outcome fixup s/ba.../ba/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Something suddenly appears behind your ba
<FLHerne>
I think it's funnier like that, and it should actually work now
<Althego>
i think the ... would have worked without the fix, because it put the . there if there was none at the end
<FLHerne>
it would have
<FLHerne>
it's not so much a fix as "why did I think that was a good idea in the first place?"
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<darsie>
.choose R|L
<LunchBot>
L
<sandbox>
.choose 1|2
<LunchBot>
1
* Deddly
cheers for FLHerne
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You put a spaceplane into a regular plane to see whether it is somehow different from the usual metaplaning. The front fell off.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
as it often does
<Althego>
even though it is not made of cardboard
<Althego>
but at least you tow it outside the environment
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your budget meam
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your budget meam
<FLHerne>
oops
<FLHerne>
.outcome add Your budget makes no allowance for food, but they give out free samples at the supermarket. You just need a couple of disguises.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your budget makes no allowance for food, but they give out free samples at the supermarket. You just need a couple of disguises.
<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
;mission add You discover a way to underflow your budget to negative number, which means unlimited budget!
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You discover a way to underflow your budget to negative number, which means unlimited budget!
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You are ordered to make 30 feet tall rocket, but you only have 2 of 6 feet long sections, 5 feet long engines, and 8 feet long cone. You take an Environment Sample of Kerbin's low orbit.
<xxcoder>
uhh I think I was one to add that mission lol