01:04 <raptop> !8ball is centrifual lift the best way for a plane to fly?

01:04 <LunchBot> My reply is no.

01:08 <Pinkbeast> IDK I even know how to centrifue

07:40 <Deddly> !mission

07:40 <LunchBot> Gene questions whether every capsule really needs a Hammond organ for playing Dramatic Space Music. Internet Explorer pops up invasive adverts across your screen and viruses invade your system before you can complete your mission.

07:41 <Deddly> Gene sabotaged me :(

07:41 <xxcoder> whats with all that hammond organ hate

07:52 <Althego> they are heavy

07:53 <xxcoder> lol

07:53 <Althego> at least a real one. today you could make a much lighter fully electronic one

07:53 <xxcoder> or radio transmit from bases own real one

07:56 <xxcoder> ;mission add You add massive 500 kerman musical ensemble to add music to space missions, keeping things from getting too... quiet.

07:56 <LunchBot> Added mission: You add massive 500 kerman musical ensemble to add music to space missions, keeping things from getting too... quiet.

09:40 <FLHerne> .outcome add You become entirely immune to all forms of radiation. Also you go blind for some reason.

09:40 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You become entirely immune to all forms of radiation. Also you go blind for some reason.

10:21 <sandbox> !mission

10:21 <LunchBot> You find yourself in 2001: A Space Odyssey. The Space Center cafe's wifi network accidentally becomes infectious and metastatizes across the planet.

10:23 <sandbox> metastatizes?

10:27 <FLHerne> sandbox: 1. Transmission of pathogenic microorganisms or cancerous cells from an original site to one or more sites elsewhere in the body, usually by way of the blood ...

10:27 <FLHerne> or in this case pathogenic wifi networks

10:27 <sandbox> spelling?

10:29 <FLHerne> what about the spelling

10:29 <FLHerne> also, bizarrely, an accidentally self-reproducing wifi network actually did spread across the planet https://computer.rip/2023-07-29-Free-Public-WiFi.html

10:30 <sandbox> metastasizes

10:31 <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/tiz/siz/

10:31 <LunchBot> New text is: The Space Center cafe's wifi network accidentally becomes infectious and metastasizes across the planet.

10:31 <FLHerne> so it should be

19:52 <Deddly> !mission

19:52 <LunchBot> You replace anything electrical on your craft with potatoes. Tradition would dictate that what happens next is fall, and ruin, and betrayal that leaves a bitter taste in one’s mouth until death clears it away.

19:52 <Deddly> Today I learned that potatoes leave a bitter taste in your mouth

19:53 <xxcoder> ah yes the traditional pototo circuits life destroying ritual

19:53 <xxcoder> ;mission add You make rocket out of GMO pototo

19:53 <LunchBot> Added mission: You make rocket out of GMO pototo