<esquilton>
Naruto Has Ninja Sex with Nuevo Leon Governor Samuel Garcia
<esquilton>
Naruto Uzumaki visits Monterrey and meets Governor Samuel Garcia and starts a romantic escapade with him.
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<esquilton>
Chapter 1: The Seedy Bar
<esquilton>
<esquilton>
Naruto was feeling restless as he wandered through the streets of Monterrey, Mexico. As he walked, he stumbled upon a seedy bar called "El Coño Rojo," which loosely translates to "The Red Pussy." Naruto was intrigued and decided to check it out.
<esquilton>
nside the bar, the atmosphere was thick with the scent of stale beer and cigarette smoke. The walls were adorned with tattered posters of local bullfighting events and scantily clad women. Naruto sat at the bar and ordered a beer from the busty bartender, who seemed to be the only female in the bar.
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<LunchBot>
Let's do the time warp again. After observing your actions, an alien first contact team changes its mind.
<Mat2ch>
I can respect that.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You install an LY-01 landing gear on your craft. TheKosmonaut deletes your recently added ;outcome due to your bad grammar.
* Mat2ch
takes out the whip
<Mat2ch>
Who was a bad grammar?
<Althego>
make it you're :)
<Mat2ch>
uh, that is bad grammar!
<sandbox>
I don't usually do bad grammar
<darsie>
.choose L|R
<LunchBot>
L
<Althego>
take the L :)
<darsie>
I did :).
<darsie>
A little late. I forgot earlier.
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You ride the umbralCamel. You forgot to read terms of contract. Oh boy, such bad terms.
<xxcoder>
😳
<Althego>
and a tall figure in dark clothing can pop up any time and say: i am altering the deal, pray i dont alter it any further
<xxcoder>
lol
<Althego>
this is actually reality, somehow companies can change any contratc fro ttheir side but you cant do the samne
<xxcoder>
yeah
<darsie>
I joined a group trying to found a good bank. When I bought shares I edited the contract from "I fully read and understood this contract" (sorta) to "I partially read and understood this contract.", scanned and submitted it. They didn't notice :). I told them after I was a shareholder, and it wasn't a big deal.
<xxcoder>
theres that guy that changed credit card terms of agreement to one extremely in his favor
<xxcoder>
he won the case since credit card company didnt check and signed it
<darsie>
That Russian?
<xxcoder>
dont remember
<xxcoder>
think its in usa
<darsie>
IIRC a Russian did that. Pretty cool :).
<darsie>
Happens when you get paper to sign.
<darsie>
I guess it'll be valid in all jurisdictions. The bank may claim it's not what they meant to agree to.
<darsie>
We have laws that make parts of contracts invalid if they contain surprising content that poses a disadvantage of the consumer.
<xxcoder>
if I was to do it, I guess I'd just remove any interest, late fees, and also remove ability to update terms
<darsie>
They'd just end teh contract with you.
<xxcoder>
add "can't cancel contract for any reason"
<xxcoder>
;)
<darsie>
Good luck with that ;).
<xxcoder>
yeah lol not doing it
<darsie>
"Every day your account balance is 1337 we'll double your balance." :)
<darsie>
Hmm, that doesn't work out as I intended :).
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<FLHerne>
.outcome add This causes extreme disarticulation and skeletal fragmentation in nearby Kerbals.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: This causes extreme disarticulation and skeletal fragmentation in nearby Kerbals.
<Mat2ch>
"15 February 2023 Editor’s Note: Readers are alerted that concerns raised about the data presented and the conclusions of this article are being considered by the Editors. A further editorial response will follow the resolution of these issues."
<Mat2ch>
somehow sad
<packbart>
so, it could still have been aliens
<Mat2ch>
or a vulcano!
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