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<KrazyKrl>
;choose on mac n' cheese|garlic toast
<LunchBot>
garlic toast
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add Pineapple on pizza? No problem. Pineapple on mac n' cheese‽‽ PROBLEM!!!
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Pineapple on pizza? No problem. Pineapple on mac n' cheese‽‽ PROBLEM!!!
<raptop>
mac and cheese on garlic toast?
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Your otters are lydian augmented. Your snacks weigh too much and you almost don't make it, but one brave and very hungry kerbal saves the day.
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You will say no more about it lest you speak ill of the dead.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You will say no more about it lest you speak ill of the dead.
<packbart>
eating snacks deletes mass. that's one way to balance the CoM
<Mat2ch>
"To all the passengers in the back of the plane, please open your snacks now and eat them fast"
<packbart>
I think none of the live support mods mess with individual kerbal mass values. Food disappears from storage over time and eventually Waste appears in other resource tanks
<packbart>
missed opportunity ;) (to make it more complex for weird reasons. "Oh noez. Jeb just ate a snack and can't jump up to the ladder anymore")
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<Deddly>
!outcome add Oh noez. Jeb just ate a snack and can't jump up to the ladder anymore.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Oh noez. Jeb just ate a snack and can't jump up to the ladder anymore.
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You insist that a rocket that solely uses horizontal staging is "unrealistic" and "would never be seriously considered". Bill whines like a coil for the whole mission.
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<Althego>
leet time
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use the word 'exponential' to get polynomial attention. Danny2462 thinks you're crazy.
<Althego>
hehe
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<Mat2ch>
When even Danny thinks this, then you are a lost cause
<Althego>
the mission was mild though
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<raptop>
!choose Microsoft Teams|Quake III Team Arena
<LunchBot>
Quake III Team Arena
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<Deddly>
Trying to decide which one uses more CPU time?
<xxcoder>
teams is just mmorpg corprate game
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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You remember that H.P. Lovecraft's characters have Boston accents. You wonder why you even bother....
<raptop>
Well, some of them do. I'd expect some have some weird rural new england ones that don't really exist anymore
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to fight a troll in creative ways. ...but nothing happens!
<raptop>
You need a +5 banhammer
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<xxcoder>
banhammer definitely needed lol
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You experiment with teleportation to make rockets obsolete. This causes a surge in newly-orphaned children, clogging the inlet of the crushing machine.
<xxcoder>
crushing teleporton machine
<raptop>
Why are we teleporting orphans to the crushing machine, and why were we using rockets before?
<Pinkbeast>
Before we didn't have a teleporter
<xxcoder>
teleportor is making orphans from kids, because its actually disingerator.
<sandbox>
the parents are getting teleported to the crushing machine
<xxcoder>
"kids, your parents is working under crushing pressure, and will be unable to contact you for while"
<xxcoder>
;outcome add When they tell you that you will be working under crushing pressure, they did not mean you will have a lot of heavy duties. It is actual crushing Jovian atmosphere.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: When they tell you that you will be working under crushing pressure, they did not mean you will have a lot of heavy duties. It is actual crushing Jovian atmosphere.
<raptop>
*CRONCH*
<xxcoder>
would it be better as mission? hmm
<raptop>
Maybe
<raptop>
Also, a game studio on the Venusian surface is always working under crunch
<xxcoder>
;outcome remove When they tell you that you will be working under crushing pressure, they did not mean you will have a lot of heavy duties. It is actual crushing Jovian atmosphere.
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "remove When they tell you that you will be working under crushing pressure, they did not mean you will have a lot of heavy duties. It is actual crushing Jovian atmosphere.".
<xxcoder>
;outcome delete When they tell you that you will be working under crushing pressure, they did not mean you will have a lot of heavy duties. It is actual crushing Jovian atmosphere.
<LunchBot>
Deleted outcome: "When they tell you that you will be working under crushing pressure, they did not mean you will have a lot of heavy duties. It is actual crushing Jovian atmosphere."
<xxcoder>
;mission add When they tell you that you will be working under crushing pressure, they did not mean you will have a lot of heavy duties. It is actual crushing Jovian atmosphere.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: When they tell you that you will be working under crushing pressure, they did not mean you will have a lot of heavy duties. It is actual crushing Jovian atmosphere.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set off to pave roads on Kerbin. Your crew experiences 7 minutes of terror.
<xxcoder>
7 minutes sounds so long
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<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
In your planetary exploration, you find a message and system of messages. The PrefixCactus finds you. Soon, nothing else matters.
<xxcoder>
messages forever
<raptop>
The messages were warnings that they considered themselves powerful cacti
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt a tramsformation. But you forget that you are not a drill instructor, and the local municipality has defunded public transportation for decades. This is widely considered to be a bad move.
<Judge_Deddly>
Hmm. Hexchat is fuzzy on my new computer. Windows scaling still hasn't been fixed, eh?
<xxcoder>
closing public transits? yep bad move
<Judge_Deddly>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Yoinking a bag of chips and a can of coke from the refreshments counter
<Judge_Deddly>
Nice
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<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
!nextlunch
<LunchBot>
Wiener Schnitzel
<xxcoder>
looks good
<Judge_Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set KIDS to 0.01. sun is not doing, moon is not doing, stars are not doing planets are not doing, galaxies are not doing.
<Judge_Deddly>
That's what happens when everyone only has 0.01 children
<xxcoder>
yep
<Judge_Deddly>
Do I seriously have to edit the registry to get rid of the stupid condensed right-click context menu in Windows 11?
<Judge_Deddly>
If I right click something or use a menu, I want all the options in that menu.
* Judge_Deddly
is annoyed
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<FLHerne>
.mission add You score well in the KSC aerobatics contest, but several points are deducted for your lack of sartorial elegance.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You score well in the KSC aerobatics contest, but several points are deducted for your lack of sartorial elegance.
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