07:19 <FLHerne> .outcome add You have no regrets, but a walk in the park would have been a comparative walk in the park.

07:19 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You have no regrets, but a walk in the park would have been a comparative walk in the park.

07:19 <FLHerne> .mission add Who keeps a cap labeled 'Washable' on a permanent marker? WHO?!

07:19 <LunchBot> Added mission: Who keeps a cap labeled 'Washable' on a permanent marker? WHO?!

08:14 <Mat2ch> I know a friend who might do this

10:26 <sandbox> !mission

10:26 <LunchBot> You replace the mechanical Jeb with an electronic Jeb. Your beam-core antimatter rocket experiences a hard start.

12:37 <darsie> 1337

15:36 <darsie> .choose L|R

15:36 <LunchBot> R

15:46 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

15:46 <LunchBot> You attempt to cook some snacks using the Poodle's advertised BBQ mode. You've added rings to Jool from leaving behind exploded craft.

15:46 <Judge_Deddly> That BBQ mode sure is powerful

15:48 <Judge_Deddly> !nextlunch

15:48 <LunchBot> Hot asphalt salmon

15:49 <Judge_Deddly> Does anyone know how to change the colour of one's own text in HexChat?

15:50 <Judge_Deddly> Dark grey on a black background isn't ideal for visibility

16:11 <sandbox> nope

16:38 <Judge_Deddly> Well I guess that just means you're all going to have to come with more typos from me.

16:53 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

16:53 <LunchBot> Whenever someone says you can't do something (because it's impossible) you understand it to mean that you can't do something (because you're incapable), take it as a personal affront and vow to prove them wrong. You succeed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.

16:54 <Judge_Deddly> I have so many questions

18:07 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

18:07 <LunchBot> You lose a tiny bit of nuclear material over Kerbin's badlands. It was really small. Nobody will ever notice. Jeb actually frowns during the mission. For 2 whole seconds!

18:07 <Judge_Deddly> Ooh, Jeb DOES have awareness of consequences.

18:22 <Althego> hehe

18:24 <Althego> didnt an incident like that happened in australia? small radioactive thing was lost in transit

18:31 <darsie> mhm

19:48 <Mat2ch> !mission

19:48 <LunchBot> You test a rocket running Windows 8. Years into the mission, Bill claims to actually be Felipe Kerman, a fuel maintenance technician. The real Bill died before launch, and Felipe took his place almost by accident You don't know if you believe him.

19:51 <Mat2ch> which movie was that outcome from?

19:52 <raptop> I think that's from Darkstar

20:11 <Mat2ch> uh, that was a dark movie

20:18 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

20:18 <LunchBot> You attempt to convert KSC's computers to Linux. The time warp is cancelled.

20:18 <Judge_Deddly> No TW on Linux because Linux users are patient

20:19 <Mat2ch> Was cancled by linux haters and people with too much money to throw at bad software!

20:40 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

20:40 <LunchBot> You use Discord Nitro as oxidizer. You doom us all to unending toil in service of He Whose Name Cannot Be Expressed In The Basic Multilingual Plane.

20:43 <Judge_Deddly> He Whose Name Cannot Be Expressed is evidently displeased with Discord. Seems like a decent bloke.

20:54 <sandbox> that Ryanair plane that I noticed yesterday made it into the papers

20:55 <sandbox> apparently they tried to land at 9:45

20:56 <Mat2ch> what did it do?

20:56 <Mat2ch> Judge_Deddly: I'm also displeased with Discord

20:56 <raptop> Remember when Discord allowed usernames that were off the BMP?

20:57 <Mat2ch> BMP?

20:57 <raptop> Basic Multilingueal Plane

20:58 <Judge_Deddly> My experience with Discord has been mostly immature gibberish and people posting a random emoji that gets copied and pasted by other users in endless meaningless spam

20:59 <sandbox> they flew all the way from London Stansted to Edinburgh, but it was too windy, so they went all the way back

20:59 <Judge_Deddly> All the way? Huh

21:00 <sandbox> surprising they even attempted landing

21:01 <sandbox> maybe they thought they would get in before the winds were due to pick up at 10:00

21:01 <sandbox> but nopw

21:01 <sandbox> e

21:03 <Judge_Deddly> !mission You launch an enormous craft from Kerbin to Eve. Unfortunately, the weather is too windy when you get there so you head back home. The toursits are livid.

21:03 <LunchBot> No mission found matching "You launch an enormous craft from Kerbin to Eve. Unfortunately, the weather is too windy when you get there so you head back home. The toursits are livid.".

21:03 <Judge_Deddly> !mission add You launch an enormous craft from Kerbin to Eve. Unfortunately, the weather is too windy when you get there so you head back home. The toursits are livid.

21:03 <LunchBot> Added mission: You launch an enormous craft from Kerbin to Eve. Unfortunately, the weather is too windy when you get there so you head back home. The toursits are livid.

21:04 <Judge_Deddly> sandbox, did they actually try landing or did they turn back without trying?

21:04 <sandbox> they tried from what I read

21:05 <Judge_Deddly> That does not sound like an enjoyable ride

21:07 <sandbox> that's what I said at the time

21:08 <raptop> !mission fixup s/toursits/tourists/

21:08 <LunchBot> New text is: You launch an enormous craft from Kerbin to Eve. Unfortunately, the weather is too windy when you get there so you head back home. The tourists are livid.

21:18 <Judge_Deddly> Thanks

21:18 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

21:18 <LunchBot> You deactivate the Geller field while in the Warp. The debris sails off in an orbital arc.

21:22 <Mat2ch> ah, yes, self inflicted damage

21:35 <raptop> Given that mission, this was probably the best you could hope for

21:39 <Mat2ch> Maybe the milk would just have turn sour

22:47 <Judge_Deddly> !mission

22:47 <LunchBot> You attach a random SCP as a payload. Crash was so hard that scientists discover new subatomic particles from it.

22:47 <Judge_Deddly> SCP?

22:53 <raptop> Secure, Contain, Protect

22:53 <raptop> https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

22:58 <Judge_Deddly> Hmm .Still doesnt mean much to me as a payload

23:56 <Deddly> !mission

23:56 <LunchBot> You fuel your rocket with pure liquified dihydrogen monoxide. B787_300 explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly /kick's.