00:30 <packbart> oh my

00:30 <packbart> if thou wast a partner in this theft or didst know of it, or hadst any fault, that bread and cheese may not pass thy gullet and throat, but that thou mayest tremble like an aspen-leaf, Amen; and not have rest, O man, until thou dost vomit it forth with blood, if thou hast committed aught in the matter of the aforesaid theft. Through Him who liveth.

00:31 <packbart> ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corsned )

02:18 <raptop> !choose kittens|kitsune

02:18 <LunchBot> kittens

02:19 <raptop> !choose kittens|karasu

02:19 <LunchBot> kittens

02:19 <raptop> !choose kittens|kappa

02:19 <LunchBot> kappa

02:19 <raptop> hm

02:19 <xxcoder> kittens kittens kappa

02:19 <raptop> Clearly it's a new search engine (for space things)

06:41 <Judge_Dedd> !mission

06:41 <LunchBot> You debone a porkchop plot. You somehow succeed due to the sheer power of irony.

06:41 <xxcoder> hmm

11:01 <sandbox> !mission

11:01 <LunchBot> You debate the feasibility of the Alcubierre Drive. Your stability boundary is all too weak.

16:36 <Mat2ch> For some weird reason only my brain knows I'm looking for loudspeakers for a home cinema and the prices are weird and all over the place...

18:00 <FLHerne> .mission

18:00 <LunchBot> You give the nuclear lunch codes to an IRC bot. Nuclear Wessels. Mm, Wessels.

18:04 <packbart> :>

18:24 <xxcoder> thats perfect pair lol

18:24 <xxcoder> ;mission

18:24 <LunchBot> You name your new vessel in the style of Iain M Banks Culture series. This is an Adventure! People pay money to read books or watch movies about adventures like these, and here you are having one (almost) for free! You'd bloody well better enjoy it!

18:25 <xxcoder> lol

19:20 <packbart> a bit long even for a Culture ship but not unheard of

19:25 <Althego> hehe, you can interpret the outcome as the ship name

19:25 <Althego> and it ahs the right feel

19:35 <FLHerne> packbart: it's shorter than the ...joshing peevishness... I think

19:37 <packbart> The Culture ship Mistake Not..., short for Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Mere Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath, is an Eccentric Offensive Unit

19:38 <packbart> yep, that's longer

20:51 <FLHerne> .mission add Gene questions whether every capsule really needs a Hammond organ for playing Dramatic Space Music.

20:51 <LunchBot> Added mission: Gene questions whether every capsule really needs a Hammond organ for playing Dramatic Space Music.

20:53 <raptop> They can use other methods of achieving the same sound, I guess

22:21 <FLHerne> .outcome add Tourists climb all over your craft trying to get photos.

22:21 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Tourists climb all over your craft trying to get photos.

22:22 <Mat2ch> !mission

22:22 <LunchBot> You exorcise LunchBot's RNG. You cross the threshold from aerodynamics into the fantastic world of thermodynamics.

22:22 <Mat2ch> Exorcision worked here pretty well.

22:33 <sandbox> !mission

22:33 <LunchBot> You attempt to refine Rockwell's Turbo Encabulator by recalibrating the Reciprocating Dingle-Arm. There are further problems of a tentacular nature, and you are held personally responsible.

22:36 <FLHerne> .mission add You have a problem, no one else can help, and you can find them... maybe you can hire the K-Team.

22:36 <LunchBot> Added mission: You have a problem, no one else can help, and you can find them... maybe you can hire the K-Team.

22:37 <FLHerne> after your recalibration the Dingle-Arm no longer prevents side-fumbling

22:37 <FLHerne> everyone seems to assume that's just some mechanical problem, but actually it's by tentacles

22:40 <Mat2ch> you should replace it with a pneumatic system.

22:44 <packbart> FLHerne: is the mission missing some words? looks odd to my non-native eyes

22:44 <packbart> hm

22:44 <packbart> the A-quote seems to be "If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The A-Team."

22:45 <packbart> I see now

22:45 <packbart> there's no if's about it. just a bit but

22:45 <packbart> *big

22:49 <FLHerne> it seemed to me to fit better as a mission that way

22:49 <FLHerne> I'm not sure though

22:50 <FLHerne> I'll put the ifs back in, it'll be a better reference

22:58 <raptop> !mission add In a woefull misunderstanding of engine performance, you electrocute some diamonds.

22:58 <LunchBot> Added mission: In a woefull misunderstanding of engine performance, you electrocute some diamonds.

22:59 <raptop> !mission fixul s/woefull/woeful/

22:59 <LunchBot> No mission found matching "fixul s/woefull/woeful/".

22:59 <raptop> !mission fixup s/woefull/woeful/

22:59 <LunchBot> New text is: In a woeful misunderstanding of engine performance, you electrocute some diamonds.

23:00 <FLHerne> .outcome add You are woefull, with two 'l's. That seems to express your feelings better.

23:00 <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are woefull, with two 'l's. That seems to express your feelings better.

23:01 <raptop> Joke I've heard elsewhere: English is an an ideographic language disguised as an alphabetic one

23:02 <xxcoder> english follows other languages into dark alleys and beat over them and rifle pockets for grammar rules

23:03 <raptop> Nah, just vocabulary. A lot of the grammar gets thrown in the alley's dumpster

23:04 <raptop> AIUI this also leads to some extremely funny coincidences where English and Chinese grammar work the same

23:04 <xxcoder> lol its a quote rap

23:04 <Pinkbeast> I think the quote had, well, more coherent grammar

23:04 <raptop> It's a quote that's adjacent to being accurate!

23:05 <xxcoder> ;mission add You send spies to rifle trash bins of other space program buildings to have mission ideas.

23:05 <LunchBot> Added mission: You send spies to rifle trash bins of other space program buildings to have mission ideas.

23:05 <xxcoder> Pinkbeast: english is my second language

23:06 <xxcoder> !mission fixup s/rifle/rifle though/

23:06 <LunchBot> New text is: You send spies to rifle though trash bins of other space program buildings to have mission ideas.

23:08 <raptop> !mission fixup s/rifle/riffle/

23:08 <LunchBot> New text is: You send spies to riffle though trash bins of other space program buildings to have mission ideas.

23:08 <raptop> (Please do not shoot the trash bins)

23:08 <xxcoder> doh thanks

23:08 <raptop> Also, I'm pretty sure I pronounce those two words the same way x_x

23:09 <Pinkbeast> _though_ ?

23:09 <xxcoder> fixup it if you want

23:09 <Pinkbeast> (also "rifle" is correct here)

23:10 <Pinkbeast> !mission fixup s/riffle though/rifle through/

23:10 <LunchBot> New text is: You send spies to rifle through trash bins of other space program buildings to have mission ideas.

23:10 <raptop> aaaaaaaaa

23:10 <Pinkbeast> You riffle through a newspaper or a deck of cards, you rifle through the rubbish

23:12 <raptop> . o O (riffling through a rifle's user manual)

23:14 <xxcoder> "search through something in a hurried way in order to find or steal something."

23:14 <Pinkbeast> "point the end with the hole in somewhere else, if it goes bang and you feel pain you have done this wrong"

23:14 <xxcoder> so I remembered the verb usge correctly

23:14 <raptop> Instructions unclear; shoulder bruised

23:14 <xxcoder> "this end towards enemy"

23:16 <Pinkbeast> Oh and there's some business about a magazine, you probably read the magazine after you do the bang bit

23:16 <raptop> hah

23:24 <raptop> !choose annular|annual

23:24 <LunchBot> annular