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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
After several missed deliveries, you decide to spend all morning floating around in Duna orbit to flag down your parcel. You are blinked out of existence by a sudden raptop.
<Deddly>
:(
<Deddly>
My last words as I fade into oblivion: "But who will collect my parcel now?"
<packbart>
indeed. remember the Planet Express slogan "Our crew is replacable. Your package isn't"
<packbart>
doesn't apply to the recipient, though
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Obsessed by the previous mission, you forget to eat or sleep for three days. Laplace's Dæmon has no idea what you're up to.
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<darsie>
.outcome add While playing KSP nonstop for 73 hours a thrombosis forms in your leg and when you finally get up it travels to your lung, blocking blood flow. You die.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: While playing KSP nonstop for 73 hours a thrombosis forms in your leg and when you finally get up it travels to your lung, blocking blood flow. You die.
<darsie>
A Man Played Video Games Nonstop For 73 Hours. This Is What Happened To His Organs.
<Mat2ch>
oh come on, that is clickbait
<Deddly>
I know someone who played Quake non stop without eating, drinking, eating, sleep or going to the toilet until he literally collapsed unconscious on the floor and had to be rushed to hospital.
<darsie>
Mat2ch: I don't think ChubbyEmu made that up.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You initiate a rocket-measuring contest. Your antimatter reacts far more quickly than expect and soon the reactors are empty.
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<Mat2ch>
my bladder would kill me after three hours...
<Mat2ch>
also why is it so dark today?
<Mat2ch>
zero sun for us today. Thanks clouds
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<darsie>
1340
<darsie>
The guy didn't pee for 3 days, allegedly.
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<sandbox>
I wonder what the longest time I've gone for is
<Mat2ch>
Not peeing so long can kill you...
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/expect/expected,/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Your antimatter reacts far more quickly than expected, and soon the reactors are empty.
<sandbox>
I'm glad you noticed that too
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You switch to an x64 version of KSP. You run out of electricity.
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<Deddly>
Should have gone with ARM
<Deddly>
!quote add "Not peeing so long can kill you..." - Mat2ch
<LunchBot>
Added quote: "Not peeing so long can kill you..." - Mat2ch
<darsie>
Wait half a year and your solar panel will get illuminated.
<darsie>
But then you missed your insertion burn.
<Deddly>
Assuming the craft has a solar panel
<darsie>
Right. I've flown missions with just the capsule battery and RWs.
<Deddly>
As long as you remember to run the motor before power is depleted :)
<packbart>
it works in stock. to the Mun and back on just the capsule battery. add some life support mod and your crew barely survives the first orbit :)
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<Deddly>
Mat2ch, did he die of a ruptured bladder, or is there something else relevant in the man's life story? :)
<Deddly>
packbart, Yeah. And you can leave the lights on for as long as you want :)
<Deddly>
!mission add You install a life-support mod.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You install a life-support mod.
<Mat2ch>
Deddly: was an astronomer with some findings, but also died because of not peeing
<Deddly>
Nasty
<Mat2ch>
today it would be treatable with a catheter. But back then... nope
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You set out to make bakers dozen of rockets. #KSPOfficial is haunted by Kountdown, which keeps moaning and rattling its Markov chains in the basement late at night.
<Pinkbeast>
!mission fixup s/bakers/a baker's/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You set out to make a baker's dozen of rockets.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Due to a Klerical error, your air tanks are filled with hypogolic fuel. Your role in causing The Event leads to a special guest appearance on... The Quiz Broadcast! Hello, good evening, and Remain Indoors!
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<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The Lord of Boosters shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage. Your mission is rejected due to poor spelling and grammar.
<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You try to play Orbiter. We are all harvested for our constituent atoms because a market algorithm works out that Kerbals and humans can both be converted into gloobnar, a novel epoxy which is in great demand amongst the aliens the next galaxy over for fixing their equivalent of coffee machines.
<xxcoder>
dang try to play a game, I get converted into epoxy
<Pinkbeast>
Reckon I'll stick to KSP1 after all
<xxcoder>
yep
<Judge_Dedd>
So THAT'S what mystery goo is
<FLHerne>
.mission fixup s/sewn/sown/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The Lord of Boosters shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sown from their passage.
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You launch the largest rocket possible from the smallest and least improved pad. Stop, what with the killing, and the laughter, already!
* Judge_Dedd
is unable to parse that outcome
<xxcoder>
mission was signs of madness. outcome is expression of madness and killing
<Judge_Dedd>
I'll buy that
<sandbox>
"sewn" was correct, but it seems like it used either
<sandbox>
The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage. So sayeth the wise Alaundo.
<sandbox>
In Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn, this line was changed to "The Lord of Murder shall perish, but in his death he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos shall be sown in from their footsteps.
<sandbox>
I preferred the original line
<Althego>
.mission add You find a red double-helix obelisk and decide to take it with you.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You find a red double-helix obelisk and decide to take it with you.
<Althego>
.mission add Teleportation experiments from Ike to Duna seemed like a good idea.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Teleportation experiments from Ike to Duna seemed like a good idea.
<raptop>
sandbox: yeah, I added that mission after playing a bunch of BG1
<Judge_Dedd>
"sewn" is for a needle and thread. "sown" is putting seeds in the ground, literally or metaphorically.
<raptop>
Guess the people who wrote the original line got it wrong
<Judge_Dedd>
So I don't think "sewn" would be correct in this context.
<raptop>
Also, English is a silly language
<Althego>
camelot, a silly place
<Judge_Dedd>
Here hear
<Althego>
there their they're
<Judge_Dedd>
My favourite example is the word "use".
<raptop>
aaaaaaa
<sandbox>
I'm thinking of a word...
<Judge_Dedd>
How do you use it? Did you used to use it? Are you used to using it? Is it new or used? Do you have a use for it?
<Judge_Dedd>
Did you used to use ewes?
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<Judge_Dedd>
!outcome add How do you use it? Did you used to use it? Are you used to using it? Is it new or used? Do you have a use for it? Did you used to use ewes, or are they useless?
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: How do you use it? Did you used to use it? Are you used to using it? Is it new or used? Do you have a use for it? Did you used to use ewes, or are they useless?
<sandbox>
some people struggle with purple burglar alarm
<Judge_Dedd>
How come?
<sandbox>
rolling their Rs
<Judge_Dedd>
Ah yeah. I can see that being really hard
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<Judge_Dedd>
How unfortunate that there are so many purple burglar alarms and that people sell seashells on the sea shore and that you have to be sure.
<Pinkbeast>
rolling Rs> it's always fun to make Americans try to say "arse"
<sandbox>
I can't remember what the word I was trying to think of was
<sandbox>
it was from a bunch of words that sound the same
<FLHerne>
sandbox: is it actually that, or did someone transcribe it onto the wiki wrong?
<Judge_Dedd>
Wikis are never, ever wrong.
<FLHerne>
oh, just saw your 'it was changed' comment
<FLHerne>
.mission fixup s/sown/sewn/
<LunchBot>
New text is: The Lord of Boosters shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage.
<FLHerne>
I suppose it can be wrong if it's a reference :p
<Judge_Dedd>
Is Baldur's gate in text or audio? Are there official transcripts? I don't even really know what it is.
<Judge_Dedd>
"Chaos will be sewn from their passage" 980 Google hits.
<Judge_Dedd>
"Chaos will be sown from their passage" 213 Google hits.
<LunchBot>
New text is: The Lord of Boosters shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sown from their passage.
<sandbox>
yep
<sandbox>
I was looking at the same video
<sandbox>
unless they changed it in the Enhanced Edition
<Judge_Dedd>
Introducing typos would be an interesting way of investing developer's time ;)
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<sandbox>
Pinkbeast, my hotel is as clean as an elven arse
<sandbox>
the music in BG1 was so much better than BG2
<sandbox>
and there was a lot more of it too
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
The top offside hydraulic paddle gear of lock 12 is jammed shut. Defying the billion to one odds, your ship manages to hit a previously unseen asteroid.
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<FLHerne>
non sequitur
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You're lucky you picked that crater to land in. The one next to it is a trap.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You're lucky you picked that crater to land in. The one next to it is a trap.