09:45 <sandbox> !mission

09:45 <LunchBot> You put a class I comet into orbit of Gilly. You return to Kerbin three years before you left, and beg yourself not to do that again.

09:59 <packbart> the co-orbiting moons of EVE

15:53 <sandbox> !mission

15:53 <LunchBot> You are standing in a grassy field. To the east you hear the ocean, to the west you see rolling hills, to the north there is a set of buildings visible. You go north. Windows finally, after a long and wordy pre-mortem speech and 4 cutscenes, gives up on you and your HDD.

18:39 <sandbox> !mission

18:39 <LunchBot> You answer a call about your rocket's extended warranty. The resulting paperwork causes a catastrophic collapse of the Administration Building.

18:40 <xxcoder> sounds right

19:52 <sandbox> !mission

19:52 <LunchBot> You decide to do something about the thermite infestation in the astronaut complex. To the extent you have a monopoly it's because everyone else sucks.

19:59 <raptop> I guess your buildings burned down the least?