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<LunchBot>
You convert your cargo bay into a Michael Bay. When you go away in the gloaming that follows quick upon the sunset, the words go with you, and never leave your memory.
<Deddly>
!mission
<xxcoder>
michael bay
<xxcoder>
its engraved into your brain forever eh
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You adopt the Korolev Cross as a religious symbol. Jeb grins so widely he dislocates his jaw.
<xxcoder>
fun combo
<Deddly>
Nice
<Deddly>
!mission add Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
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<Mat2ch>
!mission add You call FLHerne in the middle of the night.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You call FLHerne in the middle of the night.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace the mechanical Jeb with an electronic Jeb. The resulting explosion sends chunks of Duna hurtling into places unknown.
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You wrap a slice of lemon around a large gold brick and put it on the launch pad. With this kerbal's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Revert to launch to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed system you have created.
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<darsie>
.chooser L|R
<darsie>
.choose L|R
<LunchBot>
L
<FLHerne>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You install FAR. Your rocket is eaten by a horde of white mice.
<FLHerne>
non sequitur
<FLHerne>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You accidentally load your old KSP 1 career save in KSP 2. Some things you just have to try once... even if everyone tells you it's stupid. Sometimes people are wrong.
<FLHerne>
I don't think that should work
<FLHerne>
but it says "load" rather than "try to load" so I guess it somehow wasn't stupid
<Pinkbeast>
I only noticed it when I did the Karibou IVA :-/
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<xxcoder>
FLHerne: lol love this comment there "Well, male kerbals run the space program, so we can tell from their decision making they have tiny brains. One gender must have some intelligence so females must have much larger brains, necessitating lower eyes. "
<Judge_Dedd>
LOL
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spray-paint the Mystery Goo gray. Hail Cobra!
<xxcoder>
hmm
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You set out to post the most cringe spacecraft possible... Your mission becomes horribly bugged due to being covered in tardigrades.
<xxcoder>
well thats cringe in general
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<FLHerne>
it's even an awful pun
<xxcoder>
☝
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<FLHerne>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You experiment with mixed vegetable rocket staging. Kermen killed per minute have increased by quite a bit.
<Judge_Dedd>
Since when have people been calling them "kermen" instead of "Kerbals"?
<Judge_Dedd>
!outcome fixup s/have/has/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Kermen killed per minute has increased by quite a bit.
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to do a return flight from Jool. You end up in the intensive care ward.
<Judge_Dedd>
So I did get home
<Judge_Dedd>
Mission success?
<Mat2ch>
Well, you didn't walk away from it...
<Mat2ch>
On the other hand... did you land on a hospital?
<Mat2ch>
I mean it's really hard to do a precision landing when coming from Jool
<raptop>
Periapsis of terror
<Mat2ch>
!mission add When cutting your thrust you realize your apoapsis sits at 666 666 m
<LunchBot>
Added mission: When cutting your thrust you realize your apoapsis sits at 666 666 m
<raptop>
So, JNO recently added an additional planet. A lot of its orbital parameters have a "666" in them somwhere
<raptop>
Like, in a way that makes it clear that this was done on purpose
<Mat2ch>
I wouldn't land there.
<Mat2ch>
This screams horror movie.
<raptop>
Also, the devs added creepy(?) music for it
<Mat2ch>
A real Kraken lives there.
<Mat2ch>
Remember the ring? Now think about a Kraken crawling out of your display.
<raptop>
That would be rather !!Fun!!
<Mat2ch>
For the Kraken at least.
<raptop>
So if a kraken crawls out of one of my monitors I should set it on fire, maybe
<Mat2ch>
Burn the whole house down, just to make sure.
<xxcoder>
just dont use the spaceship designed after one in event horzion movie one
<raptop>
It's a kraken, not a spider
<xxcoder>
indeed. use space lasers to wipe it, not mere fire