05:56 <Deddly> !mission

05:56 <LunchBot> You store your classified documents on the War Thunder forums for safekeeping. You end up playing Ninja Scooter Simulator on the Commodore 64 for 9 hours straight.

05:56 <Deddly> I guess I got banned

10:13 <FLHerne> .outcome add All Kerbin rejoices! A street is named after you. There are so few streets on Kerbin that this is an exceptional honour.

10:13 <LunchBot> Added outcome: All Kerbin rejoices! A street is named after you. There are so few streets on Kerbin that this is an exceptional honour.

10:13 <sandbox> !mission

10:13 <LunchBot> You decide to solve your problems with violins. Kmath rises up and kills all the Kerbals.

10:14 <FLHerne> I think Kmath misheard you

10:14 <FLHerne> or passionately hates violins

12:37 <darsie> 1337

12:39 <sandbox> !mission

12:39 <LunchBot> You reject traditional drugs and substitute your own. Your role in causing The Event leads to a special guest appearance on... The Quiz Broadcast! Hello, good evening, and Remain Indoors!

12:54 <FLHerne> oh, so that's where the zombies came from

12:55 <FLHerne> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22mt0cVyW5c

14:09 <sandbox> !mission

14:09 <LunchBot> Someone mentions Windows Vista. You break the space-time continuum and end up sitting in front of a Pentium 433MHz computer running Windows 98.

14:09 <sandbox> heh

14:13 <darsie> I had a Pentium 60 or 90 MHz.

14:14 <darsie> .outcome add Dein Herz klopft mit 3 Hertz.

14:14 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Dein Herz klopft mit 3 Hertz.

14:45 <packbart> 180 bpm is a bit much but survivable

15:03 <sandbox> I had a Pentium 100Mhz

15:04 <sandbox> and a Pentium III 600Mhz

15:05 <sandbox> the first was Windows 95, and the latter was Windows 98se

15:07 <sandbox> eventually upgraded to XP

15:08 <sandbox> I remember the performance was significantly worse on XP for some games

17:36 <Judge_Dedd> I had an Amiga 500+. I think that was a 7 or 14 MHz 68000.

17:38 <Judge_Dedd> The A1200 with a 68060/75 MHz was an absolute beast though. Unstable so I think we downgraded it to 66 MHz

17:38 <Judge_Dedd> !mission

17:38 <LunchBot> You use MAX_INT decouplers as danmaku. You recover components of the rocket using fast-moving robotic arms, a hovering jet engine system, giant nets, a ball pit and a rapidly mobile yet very large catch-basin of de-ionized water.

20:08 <nshire2> who wants to help unveil the new ksp2 owners by misusing KSP2 intellectual property and waiting to see who sends you a cease and desist?

20:11 <sandbox> aliens

20:13 <sandbox> !mission

20:13 <LunchBot> You try to lower gravity to save money. You install automated farming and manufacturing equipment, break down Kerbals and use their biomass for other purposes.

20:18 <darsie> nshire2: Posting screenshots? Copying the game?

20:19 <nshire2> start selling some kerbal merch

20:19 <darsie> :)

20:19 <nshire2> make a bunch of kerbal plushies and sell them

20:19 <darsie> I guess they won't mind.

20:19 <nshire2> apparently that's the only value take-two saw from them, the game was a vehicle to make merch sales

20:20 <darsie> I can't make plushies.

20:20 <nshire2> I'm sure you can find a factory in china to make them for a few cents if you just give them a 3d model

20:21 <nshire2> https://www.reddit.com/r/plushartists/comments/127a58c/comment/jedrcrs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

20:56 <sandbox> !mission

20:56 <LunchBot> Increased frequency of Vermiscious Knid attacks force you to abandon your ship. That book of rules-written-in-blood gains another rule.

21:33 <xxcoder> ;mission

21:33 <LunchBot> You help UmbralRaptor with low tech / low cost craft designs. You die another day.

21:33 <xxcoder> whew the raptor is happy for a day

21:38 <raptop> The raptor really needs to see if they can make IGM work at some point

22:53 <raptop> !8ball Should Jeb run an illegal searchlight depot/covert blimp airfield/fireworks testing range?

22:53 <LunchBot> When hell freezes over, or just after.