10:00 <Deddly> Mat2ch, more to the point, someone bought Private Division in its entirety. We don't know if the buyer even knows what KSP is

10:00 <Deddly> !mission

10:00 <LunchBot> You drop two probes, but one slams into the other on the second orbit. Jeb regrows a limb.

10:01 <Deddly> Manned probes

10:07 <Mat2ch> Deddly: If you are buying a games company and you don't know what games it makes, well, you are stupid...

12:49 <KrazyKrl> I mean... the finance bros with MBAs don't care about what you make, as long as line goes up. You need infinite growth in a finite system, or you're getting let go.

12:56 <Mat2ch> There's a reason they want to go to Mars...

12:56 <Althego> line goes up :)

12:58 <Mat2ch> if you are standing far away a rocket looks like a line...

14:10 <sandbox> !mission

14:10 <LunchBot> You build a giant Yule goat in KSP. You regret this for the rest of your life.

15:15 <Althego> heh accidental christmas

17:45 <Deddly> !mission

17:46 <LunchBot> You boil your food too long and serve it anyway. This time it isn't as bad as when you tried it with the lemons.

17:46 <Deddly> Mind blown

17:46 <Althego> hehe

17:47 <Althego> so even if you noil it too long if you dont add lemons it is ok

17:47 <Althego> 100% these are hand selected

17:52 <Mat2ch> hehe

19:50 <FLHerne> .outcome add An OSHA inspector sees this, twitches a little and then explodes.

19:50 <LunchBot> Added outcome: An OSHA inspector sees this, twitches a little and then explodes.

19:53 <Althego> hehe

20:00 <xxcoder> lol

20:00 <xxcoder> ;outcome add And why that worked at all is a mystery for everyone forever.

20:00 <LunchBot> Added outcome: And why that worked at all is a mystery for everyone forever.

20:03 <sandbox> !mission

20:03 <LunchBot> You mine for resources in a location that is not a place of honor. Oh. mule-mug, starchild! oh, donkeypuss!

20:04 <xxcoder> lol

20:04 <xxcoder> ;mission

20:04 <LunchBot> You forget to switch from DST to normal time and hit the launch button 1 h early. Your genius is duly recognised.

20:04 <xxcoder> yay im genius on forgetting

20:04 <xxcoder> very true

20:07 <xxcoder> ;mission add Holding a mug of coffee, you realize you need to launch a cargo of coffee to space station.

20:07 <LunchBot> Added mission: Holding a mug of coffee, you realize you need to launch a cargo of coffee to space station.

22:20 <FLHerne> .outcome add Bizarrely, the KAAID includes an annex containing a detailed and often morbid description of each shred of Kerbal tissue that was recovered, which is certainly not standard procedure in an investigation report.

22:20 <LunchBot> Added outcome: Bizarrely, the KAAID includes an annex containing a detailed and often morbid description of each shred of Kerbal tissue that was recovered, which is certainly not standard procedure in an investigation report.

22:20 <FLHerne> (new Cloudberg https://admiralcloudberg.medium.com/masks-smoke-and-mirrors-the-untold-story-of-egyptair-flight-804-42c788fcac2d

22:21 <FLHerne> .outcome add The craft and its occupants are both torn to shreds and mixed together; physics does not discriminate.

22:21 <LunchBot> Added outcome: The craft and its occupants are both torn to shreds and mixed together; physics does not discriminate.

22:35 <darsie> .mission add You try to create mystery goo by playing Indian Lovecall to Kerbal volunteers.

22:35 <LunchBot> Added mission: You try to create mystery goo by playing Indian Lovecall to Kerbal volunteers.

22:37 <darsie> .mission fixup s/try to//

22:37 <LunchBot> New text is: You create mystery goo by playing Indian Lovecall to Kerbal volunteers.

22:38 <darsie> .mission fixup s/ / /

22:38 <LunchBot> New text is: You create mystery goo by playing Indian Lovecall to Kerbal volunteers.