Deddly has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
Althego has joined #KSPOfficial
xxcoder has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
xxcoder has joined #KSPOfficial
Ezriilc has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
Ezriilc has joined #KSPOfficial
<Judge_Dedd>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Due to an undetected incorrect autocorrection, Rev. Raymond Tubes *is* your computer interface. GreeningGalaxy reveals herself to be a witch and turns you into a kerbal.
<xxcoder>
bad luck all around
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You add the all-important 𓆏 button to the control panel. You misstep, causing the building you're in to collapse.
<xxcoder>
too distracted by adding button. oh well. time to sue contractors that built building
<Judge_Dedd>
I can't see what that is
<Judge_Dedd>
Oh it's a frog
<xxcoder>
me either. my os have very wide range of charactors
<xxcoder>
maybe bot incorrectly stored it or didnt support it dunno
Silent-but-Deddly has joined #KSPOfficial
nshire has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
lewildZesty has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
lewildZesty has joined #KSPOfficial
<Silent-but-Deddly>
!outcome add You spend hours writing a detailed mission report on the forum. It's going to be epic and probably worthy of a Thread of the Month award. Maybe even a Thread of the Year? Just as you post it, the forum throws a 502 error and you lose everything. You throw an uncontrollable tantrum, hurling heavy objects around your room. In your anger and dismay, you accidentally break your computer, so you lose the actual mission as well. You
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You spend hours writing a detailed mission report on the forum. It's going to be epic and probably worthy of a Thread of the Month award. Maybe even a Thread of the Year? Just as you post it, the forum throws a 502 error and you lose everything. You throw an uncontrollable tantrum, hurling heavy objects around your room. In your anger and dismay, you accidentally break your computer, so you lose the actual mission as well. You
<Silent-but-Deddly>
throw another tantrum and accidentally burn your house down. Now you're angry.
<Silent-but-Deddly>
Aaw
<Silent-but-Deddly>
Line break fail
<Silent-but-Deddly>
FLHerne, I'm not sure how to fix that...
<FLHerne>
Silent-but-Deddly: I'm afraid I can't do anything about the maximum line length :p
<Silent-but-Deddly>
FLHerne, can you remove that one from the database and I'll redo it?
<FLHerne>
I have
<Silent-but-Deddly>
Thank you
Silent-but-Deddly is now known as Deddly
<FLHerne>
xxcoder: the frog looks perfectly froggy here, problem is on your end :p
<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
surpising. it usually works just fine here
<FLHerne>
Deddly: there's an irony in that particular outcome causing an error
<Deddly>
!outcome add You spend hours writing a detailed mission report on the forum. It's going to be epic and worthy of a Thread of the Year award. Just as you post it, you get a 502 error and lose everything. You throw a tantrum, hurling heavy objects around. In your anger and dismay, you accidentally break your computer, so you lose the actual mission as well. You throw another tantrum and accidentally burn your house down. Now you're angry.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You spend hours writing a detailed mission report on the forum. It's going to be epic and worthy of a Thread of the Year award. Just as you post it, you get a 502 error and lose everything. You throw a tantrum, hurling heavy objects around. In your anger and dismay, you accidentally break your computer, so you lose the actual mission as well. You throw another tantrum and accidentally burn your house down. Now you're angry.
<xxcoder>
!outcome add Mirab, with sails unfurled! Kailash, when it rises.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Mirab, with sails unfurled! Kailash, when it rises.
<Deddly>
Uh oh
<Althego>
sometimes i say mirab with sails unfurled when a rocket launches
<Althego>
but people dont react to it
<xxcoder>
lol
<Deddly>
That was such a good great concept. One of the better episodes
<xxcoder>
yep. chances of alien culture having such language type is very low, but interesting indeed
<Deddly>
!mission add You translate KSP into Tamarian.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You translate KSP into Tamarian.
<xxcoder>
nice. would be perfect pairing lol
<Althego>
darmok and inner light among my favorites
darsie has joined #KSPOfficial
<Deddly>
Anyone here speak Chinese? I believe part of the Chinese language actually has something similar that. A friend once showed me a phrasebook that included a lot of stories that are used as the background of some common expressions used in the language.
<Deddly>
I guess every language has them
<Mat2ch>
StarTrek was never about aliens, but a mirror of our world. (Wise words for Wednesday. Turn in again next week!)
<Deddly>
Are you telling me the Tribbles aren't real?
<xxcoder>
its real. invasive species is very rea;
<Althego>
trouble with tribbles
<FLHerne>
.lunch add A curate's egg
<LunchBot>
Added lunch: A curate's egg
<Althego>
wais, is curate an animal?
<Althego>
or maybe next is a koenigsegg
<Deddly>
lol
<Althego>
although i am not really interested in a king's eggs
<xxcoder>
klingons had war of tribbles
<Deddly>
Horta egg is tasty
<xxcoder>
it was revealed by worf if I remember right
<Althego>
yes
<Deddly>
Indeed
<Althego>
and they still couldnt defeat them
<Althego>
the power of exponential
<Deddly>
The war was likely caused by that cheeky Scotty beaming a bunch of them onto a Klingon ship.
<FLHerne>
there are quite a few English expressions that refer to real or fictional events, but I can't remember many of them :P
<Althego>
european languages probably have references to the bible
<Deddly>
"by the skin of my teeth" is a biblical reference
<Deddly>
"Tortoise and the Hare" is not a biblical reference, as far as I am aware :)
<Althego>
still quite old
<Deddly>
But that has to be an example in the English language, right?
<Althego>
live by t he sword die by the sword
<Deddly>
That's biblical
<Althego>
alpha and the omega of something
<Althego>
so anywya there must be a few
<Deddly>
Also biblical
<Althego>
there must be also from other things
<Deddly>
"Pandora's box" is I think a Greek myth?
<Althego>
yes
<Deddly>
Boy who cried wolf
<Althego>
pandora opened the box which was full of horrible things, all went to everywhere in the world, that i why everything sucks. but there was one thing remaining in the box, hope
<Deddly>
Emperor's new clothes
<Deddly>
Achilles' heel
<Althego>
so it wouldnt be surprising chinese have things like this what we dont know about
<Deddly>
I guess we have modern ones that are used in Academia but that are less known among the general population. Russel's teapot etc.
<LunchBot>
You discover that Kerbals are the product of a zombie apocalypse. It explains the stumbling, mismatched eyes, strange diet and fragmented state of technology. You are invited to proceed to the Royal Palace on the Sixth Day, Fourteenth Month, Year Seventy-Four at eleven o'clock to attend the Monarch's Thanks.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You test a theory whether every part of the universe that is not in your line of sight is destroyed and recreated as needed. You don't slow down in tim.
<Deddly>
LOL, nice.
<Deddly>
Even text is truncated if you don't look at it
<Althego>
hehe
SporkWitch has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
SporkWitch has joined #KSPOfficial
<darsie>
.outcome fixup s/down in tim/down in time/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You don't slow down in time
lewildZesty has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
lewildZesty has joined #KSPOfficial
<Deddly>
darsie, I think that "you don't slow down in tim" was the joke. Maybe
<Althego>
yes exactly
<Althego>
that is why it was funny
<darsie>
Hmm. ok. I don't get it, but I'll reverse it.
<darsie>
.outcome fixup s/down in time/down in tim/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You don't slow down in tim
<Deddly>
I believe the joke is that you don't have the time to complete the sentence
<darsie>
ic
<Althego>
would be better without the closing period. because t here is not even time for that. but i think the bot puts that in if it is missing
<darsie>
.outcome add test
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: test
<darsie>
.outcome test
<LunchBot>
People say "Wow! It's the spirit of the age! Let's name the latest dance after it!"
<darsie>
.outcome test
<LunchBot>
Though you've gained a hero's name, you're still crippled, just the same, and the scars you bear will testify to the pain you found beyond the sky.
<darsie>
.outcome test
<LunchBot>
This rapidly induces death in all test subjects. And the observers. And the experimenters.
<darsie>
.outcome test
<LunchBot>
You suffer permanent hearing damage after Wernher demonstrates the latest separatron to you in an elevator.
<darsie>
.outcome test
<LunchBot>
Just imagine how much worse it would have been for your space program if you *hadn't* unlocked additional launch sites before that test.
<darsie>
.outcome remove test
<LunchBot>
No outcome found matching "remove test".
<darsie>
.outcome del test
<LunchBot>
Deleted outcome: "test"
<darsie>
.outcome add test1234
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: test1234
<darsie>
.outcome test1234
<LunchBot>
test1234.
<darsie>
mhm
<sandbox>
.
<darsie>
.outcome del test1234
<LunchBot>
Deleted outcome: "test1234"
<Deddly>
FLHerne, can a full stop be manually removed from an outcome?
<Althego>
it inserts it bt code
<Deddly>
I was wondering if there is a way to override that.
<Althego>
probvably because some of them are missing it
<FLHerne>
Deddly: no
<FLHerne>
it's added on output
<Deddly>
OK, thanks.
<FLHerne>
I'll probably just remove that at some point, it's a bad idea almost always
<Deddly>
As long as there's one after the mission part, it should be OK
<Deddly>
Most of us IRC people don't end our sentences with full stops anyway :)
<sandbox>
That's not true. That's impossible!
<Deddly>
Hehehe
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
search your feelings. you know it to be true
<Deddly>
!8ball Is it true that full stops aren't commonly used in IRC?
<LunchBot>
What idiot gave you that idea?
<Deddly>
Well...
<Deddly>
!choose Full stop|Nothing
<LunchBot>
Nothing
<Deddly>
!8ball Do you give conflicting advice?
<LunchBot>
You know it makes sense.
<Deddly>
Ah, it is all becoming clear now
<sandbox>
the entire fate of the universe depends on this next choice...
<sandbox>
!choose Full stop|Period
<LunchBot>
Period
<sandbox>
noooooooooooooo!
<Deddly>
OH NOES.
<Deddly>
What have you done.
<Deddly>
!choose L|R
<LunchBot>
R
<Deddly>
\o/ I feel like I just won the lottery.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You use kerbpaint and A class asteroids to make a giant pool table in space. As you move from KEO to LKO your space ship gains kinetic energy and you wonder if that increases its mass, too, because E=mc^2.
<Deddly>
!mission fixup s/A class/A-class/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You use kerbpaint and A-class asteroids to make a giant pool table in space.
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/to LKO/to LKO,/
<LunchBot>
New text is: As you move from KEO to LKO, your space ship gains kinetic energy and you wonder if that increases its mass, too, because E=mc^2.
<Deddly>
That is possibly the strangest way of interpreting E=mc^2 I have ever encountered.
<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You update your threat model. Flight 2020202 is now boarding at gate... 8. It isn't late; it will not wait.
<Deddly>
!mission add You put in a bid to launch Lunar Gateway. You put in another bid and another. You keep adding bids to increase your chances of being accepted, but after submitting many more you get nothing but 502 errors on the website.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You put in a bid to launch Lunar Gateway. You put in another bid and another. You keep adding bids to increase your chances of being accepted, but after submitting many more you get nothing but 502 errors on the website.
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You do nothing interesting. It is immeasurably thick! (about 6 centimeters)
<Deddly>
I did something immeasurably thick and boring
Ezriilc has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
<KrazyKrl>
;mission add You set the cheese variety selector to position 2.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You set the cheese variety selector to position 2.
<Deddly>
Tasty mission
<Deddly>
Reminds me of that bit in Kerbfleet with the space madness
darsie has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
darsie has joined #KSPOfficial
<darsie>
.choose L|R
<LunchBot>
L
<Deddly>
Fail
<sandbox>
.choose choose|don't choose
<LunchBot>
don't choose
<Deddly>
Can it do more than two things?
<Deddly>
!choose L|R|R|R|R
<LunchBot>
R
<sandbox>
!choose 1|2|3|4
<LunchBot>
2
<sandbox>
!choose 1|2|3|4
<LunchBot>
2
<sandbox>
is that a no?
<sandbox>
!choose 1|2|3|4
<LunchBot>
3
<sandbox>
looks like it can
<Deddly>
Useful
<sandbox>
!choose 1|but I like the second option best|3|4
<LunchBot>
but I like the second option best
<Deddly>
Ha!
<FLHerne>
.quote upgoing
<LunchBot>
No quote found matching "upgoing".
<FLHerne>
.quote cheese
<LunchBot>
"I just walked into the kitchen to discover my boyfriend grating cheese directly into the dog's mouth. I don't know if you know this, but dogs are notoriously messy eaters and there is now cheese everywhere. The dog himself is covered in cheese."
<FLHerne>
no
<Deddly>
!choose Grate cheese into dog's mouth|Grate cheese into my own mouth|Grate cheese into FLHerne's dog's mouth
<LunchBot>
Grate cheese into my own mouth
Tank2333 has joined #KSPOfficial
nshire has joined #KSPOfficial
raptop has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
<sandbox>
!choose Two number 9s|a number 9 large|a number 6 with extra dip|a number 7|two number 45s. one with cheese, and a large soda
<LunchBot>
Two number 9s
raptop has joined #KSPOfficial
raptop has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
Judge_Dedd has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
raptop has joined #KSPOfficial
Judge_Dedd has joined #KSPOfficial
Tank2333 has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
Judge_Dedd has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
Judge_Dedd has joined #KSPOfficial
<FLHerne>
.outcome add You're Scott Kerman. Fly safe!
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You're Scott Kerman. Fly safe!
<raptop>
\o/
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You decide to grab the Mun and park it in Ike orbit. Even weeks later, you find mun dust in places where it shouldn't be.
<Mat2ch>
Shouldn't have put it into my pocket
<raptop>
That's eerily coherent
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
almost every one of htem is
<FLHerne>
.mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to stop the hypetrain. World Peace is finally reached.
<raptop>
yay
<FLHerne>
no more nationalistic hype
Ezriilc has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
Ezriilc has joined #KSPOfficial
<Deddly>
!mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You decide to grab the Mün and park it in Ike orbit.
<Deddly>
!outcome fixup s/mun/Mün/
<LunchBot>
New text is: Even weeks later, you find Mün dust in places where it shouldn't be.
<Deddly>
Now I will be able to sleep at night
Ezriilc has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
Ezriilc has joined #KSPOfficial
Ezriilc_ has joined #KSPOfficial
Ezriilc has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
Ezriilc_ is now known as Ezriilc
Ezriilc_ has joined #KSPOfficial
Ezriilc has quit [Ping timeout: 207 seconds]
Ezriilc_ is now known as Ezriilc
Deddly has quit [Ping timeout: 183 seconds]
Althego has quit [Quit: HMI Module Alpha Humana on approach to Space Station Mercury]