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<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You build a craft to cover the KSC in debris. The Explodium Sea lives up to its name.
<Deddly>
Awesome
<Althego>
must have been a strong explosion if the debris reached the space center from eve :)
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<Deddly>
Maybe I built the craft using Eve surface samples
<Deddly>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You're bored, but the thought of doing anything only makes you more bored. You end up in hell.
<Deddly>
I guess I deserved that
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You replace your speakers with hearkers. You are bored to death.
<darsie>
Will I be able to run KSA (Kitten Space Agency) on Linux?
<Deddly>
darsie, some of the devs are Linux fans and have said they're going to do what they can but they can't promise it
<darsie>
thx
<darsie>
I guess Proton is an option for me.
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<Mat2ch>
darsie: iff they sell it to the community it will take mere days for a port ;)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You arrive on the Mun, only to discover that Scott Manley has beaten you there. You publicly demand your own resignation.
<Althego>
hehe
<Judge_DedD>
LOL
<Judge_DedD>
!mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You arrive on the Mün, only to discover that Scott Manley has beaten you there.
<Judge_DedD>
O:)
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<darsie>
.choose L|R
<LunchBot>
R
<Althego>
are you sure this is sufficiently random for your use case?
<sandbox>
.choose L|R
<LunchBot>
R
<darsie>
yes
<darsie>
well, idk.
<darsie>
But yeah, should be ok.
<darsie>
Even just getting R all the time wouldn't matter much.
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<Deddly>
Are you actually using the L/R results for something, darsie?
<Althego>
he explained to take coffeine up his left or right nostril
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<Deddly>
Ah, I see.
<Deddly>
!choose L|R|Other orifice
<LunchBot>
R
<packbart>
hm
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You take off despite your brain being inoperative, contradicting the Minimum Equipment List. You end up taking down critical email and DNS servers.
<Althego>
hehe
<Azander>
!mission
<Althego>
crashed in the datacenter
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You come up with atrocious but mathematically-sound unit conversions, which you feed into kmath for fun. You can only experience a finite amount of terror. This is fortuitous.
<Mat2ch>
the revenge of kmath
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<xxcoder>
lol
<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Valentina accidentally uses NH4ClO4 rather than C17H18F3NO...or was it the other way around? Your punctuation pops your weather balloon.
<xxcoder>
hmm
<Althego>
.outcome add Your journey will not end well. You cannot change your fate. No man can.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Your journey will not end well. You cannot change your fate. No man can.
<xxcoder>
good thing kerbal is not man
<Althego>
but that is how the quote goes. i cant change it. no man can :)
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You answer a call about your rocket's extended warranty. The crew drink so much at their advance funerals that the mission has to be postponed.
<Azander>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You stage an F1 race with "spare" Saturn V engines. Good thing your Geiger counter has a log scale.
<raptop>
Intermediate steps
<Althego>
hehe log scale
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<raptop>
It's all fun and games until your carpentry tools need log scales
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<sandbox>
!mission
<LunchBot>
B787_300 yet again loses his @ in a netsplit. When the ship lifts, all debts are paid. No regrets.
<xxcoder>
no regets on losing @
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<xxcoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to convert KSC's computers to Linux. The front fell off.