UmbralRaptor changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> … one of the other grad students just compared me to nomal O_o | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
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<kmath> <direlog> CordycepsCoin is the ONLY environmentally-friendly cryptocurrency that relies on the NATURAL processing power of the human brain
<SnoopJeDi> o r g a n i c
<Ellied> whitequark: does that mean that it's not seeing them?
<whitequark> what
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<Iskierka> quick search says my laptop is affected but Lenovo are the most on-it company and not only are the only ones to have addressed it publicly (far as I can find), but already have fixes and full lists of what's affected
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<Iskierka> although the fixes for my laptop are apparently in firmwares that were released a while ago ...
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* UmbralRaptor ? rotating coordinate systems.
<UmbralRaptor> egg: can we stop the earth from spinning?
* UmbralRaptor pets the inky cat.
<UmbralRaptor> !
<UmbralRaptor> !choose axis of rotation|axis of evil
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Your options are: axis of rotation, axis of evil. My choice: axis of rotation
<UmbralRaptor> ;choose axis of rotation|axis of evil
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: axis of evil
<icefire> kmath firmly on the chaotic side of the alignment chart
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<UmbralRaptor> ;choose lawful|neutral|chaotic
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: chaotic
<UmbralRaptor> ;choose good|neutral|evil
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: good
* UmbralRaptor was expecting the first result, but not the second.
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<UmbralRaptor> egg|work|egg: highly obscured cats.
<UmbralRaptor> (Are plants dust?)
<kmath> https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/933280904759296000 <OhNoSheTwitnt> One positive thing that has come out of this year is how reading the news now qualifies as cardio.
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<e_14159> bofh: You know that high blood pressure is a significant health risk?
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a supersonic parabola
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a restricted resonance
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark an optocoupler-like conifer
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Fiora
* Qboid gives Fiora a benzene cezve
<UmbralRaptor> Apparently you can tell it's a holiday when half the doors to the office are locked for some reason.
UmbralRaptor is now known as NomalRaptor
<NomalRaptor> Fire means a god of warmth and light, yes?
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn NomalRaptor
* Qboid gives NomalRaptor a curium acrolect
<NomalRaptor> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a memoised garuda-like theorem
<NomalRaptor> !wpn
* Qboid gives NomalRaptor an encrypted wolf
<NomalRaptor> PGW: Pretty Good Wolf
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* NomalRaptor gives SnoopJeDi a revolver ocelot and a vulcan raven.
<kmath> <johnregehr> very convenient... almost Thanksgiving and I have found a turkey https://t.co/bHdPtX25FX
<NomalRaptor> I'd recommend against eating something that far up the food chain. Though I suppose one can more easily control for biological concentration in domesticated variants.
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a ſtabby gegenschein
NomalRaptor is now known as UmbralRaptor
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<SnoopJeDi> "The first person to refer to me as Dr [colleague] is of course Gabor Fekete."
<SnoopJeDi> "In this year the physics Nobel Committee that is the world's pseudo-scientist mafia again donated Nobel prizes to three pseudo-scientists for the detection of the invented and non-existent gravitational wave idiocy which allegedly consists of time and space."
<UmbralRaptor> SnoopJeDi: lolsob.
<UmbralRaptor> People who have called me "doctor": 1) Gabor Feket 2) random unsergrads I'm TAing.
<kmath> <p01arst0rm> you: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA me, an intellectual: \x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\x41\… https://t.co/3KlfNbvzgM
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor an odor/semigroup hybrid
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn Iskierka
* Qboid gives Iskierka an irritant ice cream
<egg|zzz|egg> um
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn egg|zzz|egg
* Qboid gives egg|zzz|egg a gravitational triangle
<SnoopJeDi> !wpn -add:adj alleged
<Qboid> SnoopJeDi: Adjective added!
<UmbralRaptor> "Extragalactic proper motion" is not a term I was expecting.
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: Ꙩ_ꙩ
<kmath> <chordbug> this is a good "a play in two acts" about learning french
<kmath> <chordbug> @sl2c sinful!! this reminds me: Dutch "lichaam" means "field" in Belgium but "division ring" in the Netherlands
* UmbralRaptor hands egg|zzz|egg a rank aleph-null tensor.
* UmbralRaptor pokes the French language academy with a stick.
<kmath> <chargedcurrent> I will call you "the Kozai galaxy". https://t.co/ixh6qKDn8k
<egg|zzz|egg> (corps mean division ring btw, whereas Körper means field)
* egg|zzz|egg zzz
<UmbralRaptor> Hopefully that's the last (only?) time this year I need to set foot inside a liquor store.