UmbralRaptor changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> … one of the other grad students just compared me to nomal O_o | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
<egg|zzz|egg> !u ?
<Qboid> U+1F391 MOON VIEWING CEREMONY (?)
<Iskierka> one of the first
<FluffyFoxeh> what is a moon viewing ceremony
<FluffyFoxeh> lol the first reply
<UmbralRaptor> FluffyFoxeh: apparently https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsukimi
<FluffyFoxeh> that's cool
<UmbralRaptor> !u 月見
<Qboid> U+6708 CJK IDEOGRAPH-6708 (月)
<Qboid> U+898B CJK IDEOGRAPH-898B (見)
<egg|zzz|egg> z
<egg|zzz|egg> zz
<egg|zzz|egg> zzz
<egg|zzz|egg> ... I finally got this terrible joke, only three months after Fiora made it https://logs.tmsp.io/kspacademia/2017-08-09#1502308940-1502308918;
<egg|zzz|egg> (I'm not sure why I didn't get it at the time)
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh an unit in the last cyclotron with a glider attachment
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a reader-writer product
* UmbralRaptor uses egg|zzz|egg to stab small oscillations.
<egg|zzz|egg> UmbralRaptor: s/al/o/
<Qboid> egg|zzz|egg thinks UmbralRaptor meant to say: /me uses egg|zzz|egg to stab smol oscillations.
* UmbralRaptor Taylor expands the oscillations.
* UmbralRaptor ? past UmbralRaptor. Fagles ≠ Lattimore
<awang> egg|zzz|egg: Time to break out the disassembler to look at what DoublePrecisionTest is doing exactly?
<kmath> <MaChemGuy> Apologies if you haven’t started organic chem yet https://t.co/mA8uo0lbzl
<bofh> egg|zzz|egg: I second awang's idea, fwiw.
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn awang
* Qboid gives awang a Teller-Ulam square
<awang> !wpn -add:wpn disassembler
<Qboid> awang: Weapon added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:wpn compiler
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Weapon added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:wpn linker
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Weapon added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:wpn debugger
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Weapon added!
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn stats
* Qboid gives stats a Galois spider
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -stats
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Total weapons: 701. Total adjectives: 890. Total possible combinations: 1559260202651.
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<UmbralRaptor> That ended much better than I feared.
<bofh> https://twitter.com/rtphokie/status/929759136023306240 GOES-16 is a work of art, honestly
<kmath> <rtphokie> The plume from morning's Antares launch by @OrbitalATK from @NASA_Wallops to the #ISS was visible by #GOES16 https://t.co/nXrZlvqzC5
<UmbralRaptor> !
* UmbralRaptor ? things
<Iskierka> whoops
<FluffyFoxeh> lol
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<kmath> <ctrlcreep> none of the jobs I am qualified for pay in real money, only currencies like "fairy coin", "dust", "interesting river stones", "oneirochma
<SnoopJeDi> Dirachma?
<UmbralRaptor> probably oneiros + drachma
<SnoopJeDi> Dirac dollars would be the worst, they'd ALWAYS fall out of your pocket.
<UmbralRaptor> You could pull them out of the sea if you didn't mind generating an equal number of antidollars, though.
<SnoopJeDi> I have enough of those already
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<bofh> SnoopJeDi: LOL
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<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark an octopole ctenophore
<kmath> <barrelshifter> The most frightened I’ve been all day https://t.co/BaRkTOuCQ9
<egg|zzz|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor an oscillating square
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<soundnfury> *YAWN* morning folks
<bofh> 'morning
<soundnfury> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh an ultraviolet potato
* bofh renormalizes it
<bofh> !wpn soundnfury
* Qboid gives soundnfury an avalanche bifurcation
<soundnfury> is that a kind of diode?
<soundnfury> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a Hausdorff denormal
<bofh> I guess floats are a T2 space under the standard metric topology induced by the L¹ norm, so that makes sense.
* bofh flushes it to zero anyway
<egg|afk|egg> bofh: stabbity
<egg|afk|egg> wherefore breaketh thou the requirements for Sterbenz's lemma
<bofh> egg|afk|egg: yes I know floats are not the reals
<bofh> ahh. :P
<bofh> (for starters, floats are very very much not a complete space under the same topology)
<bofh> (a "fun" case is to consider sin(M_PI) and sin(nextafter(M_PI)))
<bofh> +is*
* egg|afk|egg stabs the silly macro name
<egg|afk|egg> π ftw
* egg|afk|egg should go to work
* egg|afk|egg actually afk
<bofh> well the distinction matters, since M_PI < π < nextafter(M_PI), since I typically use π to denote the exact value in contexts where this distinction matters
<bofh> (otherwise yeah the macro name is silly, I agree)
<egg|afk|egg> bofh: but we use 0.3 to refer to the floating-point number nearest 0.3, so... https://github.com/mockingbirdnest/Principia/blob/master/quantities/numbers.hpp
<egg|afk|egg> where is my phone
<egg|afk|egg> egg
<egg|afk|egg> hmm
<egg|afk|egg> it's not making noise >_<
<bofh> true. also I am so stealing that header :P
<egg|afk|egg> bofh: inspired by Ada.Numerics tbh :-p
* bofh also adds in a γ
<egg|afk|egg> @#%@#$% where is my phone >_<
<egg|mobile|egg> Found it :-p
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<egg|phone|egg> Bofh: what for? Tbh I don't even really have a use for e aside from tricking me in KeplerOrbit
<egg|phone|egg> Hmm, there's a bit of snow on the upper half of Üetliberg
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<egg|work|egg> !u ?
<Qboid> U+1F914 THINKING FACE (?)
<egg|work|egg> !u ?
<Qboid> U+1F644 FACE WITH ROLLING EYES (?)
<Qboid> 1d 0h 0m 0s left to event #14: JPSS 1/Delta II 7920-10C [at 2017-11-14 09:47:03]. Say '!kountdown 14' for details
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<egg|work|egg> *vomits*
<awang> Stolen shamelessly from /r/badmathematics
<awang> I don't even know where the Pony designers got that idea, though
<awang> It's just...
<awang> Ewwww
<awang> Another fun one: http://vixra.org/pdf/1711.0129v1.pdf
<egg|work|egg> !u u+8236
<Qboid> U+8236 CJK IDEOGRAPH-8236 (舶)
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<bofh> awang: LOL
<kmath> https://twitter.com/rygorous/status/930052289858961408 <rygorous> tired: Murder on the Orient Express wired: Murder in/on/out the non-Orientable Express
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<UmbralRaptor> "This man was stabbed with Gabriel's Horn."
<bofh> LOL
<UmbralRaptor> Note to self: you cannot inhale coffee.
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<egg|work|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a Jovian polytrope which strongly resembles a flux
<egg|work|egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh an orthogonal isomorphism
<egg|work|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a planar saw
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn egg|work|egg
* Qboid gives egg|work|egg a venomous group
<UmbralRaptor> What properties would make a group venomous?
* egg|work|egg stabs incorrect/incomplete/outdated implementations of the Unicode bidi algorithm
* UmbralRaptor pokes JWST with a timetable https://twitter.com/PlanetaryGao/status/930078576984064003
<kmath> <PlanetaryGao> Science observations coming 6 months after launch - or late 2019 (may not be equivalent... *nervous laughter around the room*) #PSSO
<kmath> <punycode_com> @cwarzel Sorry I've missed this entire episode but as a supporter of Unicode and deeply involved in emojis, I agree… https://t.co/bGaf1iugOv
<Qboid> 0d 18h 0m 0s left to event #14: JPSS 1/Delta II 7920-10C [at 2017-11-14 09:47:03]. Say '!kountdown 14' for details
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<APlayer> Hi!
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<kmath> <mcclure111> Moreover, it is a simulation of a cat. That is a very good simulation of a cat.
<egg|work|egg> (via whitequark)
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<UmbralRaptor> Cat!
<kmath> <CColose> Rushby argues w coupled weathering-stellar evolution model that small planets are cooler than larger rocky planets… https://t.co/GfGj6Sc5dn
<Sarbian> Stupid me. I bought an new UV flash light :(
<UmbralRaptor> O_o
<Sarbian> Never do that. You can't unsee the things you see with one
<egg|work|egg> !wpn Sarbian
* Qboid gives Sarbian a keen factor which vaguely resembles a particle
* UmbralRaptor gives Sarbian a flamethrower.
<Sarbian> It s too late. I have seen the floor of my living room. It s like a crime scene !
<Sarbian> (It s actually glue spot but it does look like splat pattern)
<BPlayer> Note to self: Do not kill people in living room
* UmbralRaptor wonders if the coffee he got all over the carpet today would look like a blood spatter in UV.
<UmbralRaptor> BPlayer: at least, not in *your* living room.
<kmath> <terrencehoward> This is the proof to the World of Science and Mathematics that 1x1=2. #mathematics #worldofscience @rollingstone… https://t.co/JWL4Pu41ES
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<UmbralRaptor> ;8ball did someone attempt to phish my Missouri State email?
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: Reply hazy try again
* UmbralRaptor shakes kmath.
<e_14159> ;8ball did someone attempt to phish UmbralRaptor's Missouri State email?
<kmath> e_14159: Reply hazy try again
<e_14159> o_O
<UmbralRaptor> O_o
<Iskierka> ;8ball did kmath attempt to phish UmbralRaptor's Missouri State email?
<kmath> Iskierka: Most likely
<Iskierka> shady bots. can't trust any of em these days
* UmbralRaptor stares at kmath
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<UmbralRaptor> !wpn BPlayer
* Qboid gives BPlayer an elliptical factor
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<BPlayer> !wpn UmbralRaptor and others
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor and others a vicious fibre
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<BPlayer> ;seen Ellied
<kmath> BPlayer: ellied (~ellie@lpc-121-178.lpc-south-classroom.depaul.edu) was last seen posting in #kspacademia 19 hours and 29 minutes ago
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<BPlayer> Humm
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<UmbralRaptor> ;8ball move to Texas to make stabbing easier?
<kmath> UmbralRaptor: Most likely
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<kmath> <3PSboyd> Our generation's biggest fantasy is to own the product of our labor.
<kmath> <tsplanets> Just a reminder of how different worlds of similar size can be. Top: Vesta (@NASA_Dawn) 525 km, Enceladus (… https://t.co/bcDF9OgzTT
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<egg|afk|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a cat explosion
<egg|afk|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a radioactive birb
<UmbralRaptor> The birb was irradiated in. thermonuclear catsplosion.
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<Qboid> 0d 12h 0m 0s left to event #14: JPSS 1/Delta II 7920-10C [at 2017-11-14 09:47:03]. Say '!kountdown 14' for details