UmbralRaptor changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> … one of the other grad students just compared me to nomal O_o | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
<egg> !choose find a spooky nick|eggs are spooky enough
<Qboid> egg: Your options are: find a spooky nick, eggs are spooky enough. My choice: eggs are spooky enough
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<egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a hydrargentium loop space with an inverter attachment
<egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a hard semiconductor
<egg> !wpn Fiora
* Qboid gives Fiora a ε-δ dimetrodon
* egg pets the dimetrodon
<bofh> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a Penrose unicode gauntlet
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<egg> hah, this got retweeted by fakeunicode https://twitter.com/whitequark/status/839045595008413696
<kmath> <whitequark> "… I have no idea whether the guy is called Chebyshev, Tchebyshoff, Tschebyscheff or whatever" -- @eggleroy https://t.co/BzvVv8otZP
<SnoopJeDi> hehe
<kmath> https://twitter.com/LeVostreGC/status/924203687521632257 <LeVostreGC> AMAZON HORSE YS A SERVYCE THAT DOTH LEAVE A GIANT WOODEN HORSE YN FRONT OF THYN HOUS. YE BRYNGE YN THE HORSE. FLAMES! CHAOS! YOWER PACKAGES.
<bofh> In other news, Tropical Storm Philippe, y'all.
<bofh> I'd ask how much to bet on it strengthening to hurricane-grade at some point, but I don't really take sucker bets.
<bofh> Especially since the waters in its path are some of the hottest in the Atlantic and the NHC forecast calls for 55kt peak winds and they've consistently underestimated this season, so I could *easily* see it hitting 65kts.
<egg> bofh: what have you done to ??? again
<bofh> !u
<Qboid> What code point do you want me to look up?
<bofh> egg: ?
<egg> !u ???
<Qboid> U+1202D CUNEIFORM SIGN AN (?)
<Qboid> U+12055 CUNEIFORM SIGN DA (?)
<Qboid> U+120F6 CUNEIFORM SIGN GAN (?)
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<Ellied> where did all these twitter followers come from θ.Θ
<bofh> egg: ahh. somehow my terminal ate them but in your !u it didn't.
<bofh> egg: also no idea, he seems displeased :(
<bofh> Ellied: you got RTed by whitequark :P
<Ellied> ahh, of course.
<Ellied> I think this is my greatest dFollowers/dt to date and it's just a tweet about playing with an IGBT and a neon tube that brought it on? wow
<Ellied> I mean at least it wasn't a dreadful shitpost like most of my attention-gain anomalies come from
<whitequark> Ellied: how many did you gain
<Ellied> like 12
<Ellied> I'm not a Popular Online Figure, this is a lot for me
<whitequark> oh
<whitequark> my average is 4 per day
<whitequark> and only 11% female :(
<whitequark> well, somewhat more because of twitter's shitty analytics
<Ellied> damn, 11%? that's terrible
* UmbralRaptor blows away 3 probable bots.
<whitequark> Ellied: check for yourself on analytics.twitter.com
<whitequark> you probably fare as badly
<Fiora> the analytics are terribly inaccurate
* UmbralRaptor should probably stop that so that I stop getting "too few followers for analytics" type messages.
<Fiora> like, they believe i am male
<Fiora> because i tweet tech
<Ellied> I deleted my gender entry from my twitter data, i imagine I'm not the only one
<Fiora> people who tweet tech are likely male. therefore, our statistics show most people who tweet tech are male. therefore, people who tweet tech are--
<Ellied> same, mine said "male" so I just took it out
<Fiora> etc
<Fiora> i've known people who had few enough followers (and knew them all) that they could count
<Fiora> and it was off by a factor of 4 or more
<bofh> My gender is the string "There Is Not.", which prolly means it defaults to Male as a result. :/
<whitequark> uhm
<bofh> Goddamn, that's astonishingly bad.
<whitequark> twitter has a gender field?
<Fiora> whitequark: at some point you could do analytics on yourself by starting another account and following it
<Ellied> yeah you can edit it in the "your twitter data" or whatever section
<Fiora> and looking at its stats
<Fiora> it revealed how bad their analytics were
<Fiora> so they disabled the ability to look at your followers' stats unless you had enough to obscure their badness
<SnoopJeDi> 20:10 <@Fiora> because i tweet tech
<bofh> whitequark: Settins and Privacy -> Your Twitter Data.
<SnoopJeDi> goddammit twitter
<Fiora> their analytics are *uselessly* bad
<bofh> Fiora: oh man you know what's great? the Twitter "here are what we think your interests are" page.
<whitequark> huh twitter decided i'm female
<Fiora> bofh: omg
<Fiora> that one is amazing
<Fiora> it's even worse than klout
<SnoopJeDi> LOL
<bofh> Fiora: it's astoundingly bad. I once got "Men's Pants
<bofh> +"*
<bofh> TWICE
<bofh> as in two different spots
<bofh> Currently I have 3 checkboxes for "Weather", which I suppose isn't inaccurate but wtf does that even mean.
<whitequark> bofh: it suggests "Aftermarket auto buyer types" for me
<SnoopJeDi> it means there are only three types of weather bofh
<whitequark> also it says 55% of my audience are eggs
<Fiora> bofh: also it shouldn't be surprising how bad it is, because if it pathologically fails oncertain types of people, and those are the people who follow you
<whitequark> literally
<SnoopJeDi> #insights
<Fiora> it will be pathologically bad
<Ellied> lol, twitter thinks I like comedy TV
<Ellied> as fucking if
<whitequark> this is an unmodified screenshot
<bofh> SnoopJeDi: hurricane, fire & snowstorm?
<whitequark> #eggfacts
<Fiora> OMFG
<Fiora> you should tweet that
<bofh> ROFL
<Ellied> whitequark: LOL
<SnoopJeDi> bofh, hot weather, cold weather, construction
<UmbralRaptor> bodhisattva, SnoopJeDi: Tropical cyclones, extratropical cyclones, and polar voetexes.
<Ellied> wow my interest section is boring compared to all of yours
<UmbralRaptor> *bofh
<SnoopJeDi> terrestrial weather, exoplanet weather, space weather
<UmbralRaptor> Apparently my phone thinks bofh has achieved enlightenment.
<bofh> seems reasonable :P
<SnoopJeDi> Ellied, I'm a bit afraid to look at mine lest I get caught having been nailed by their analytics
<Ellied> "tech news" is my top one which I guess is reasonably close. Although my definition of "tech news" might be very different from twitter's.
<bofh> My interests list on my main is almost acceptable but that's b/c I pruned it several times in the past.
<SnoopJeDi> Ellied, same
<Fiora> age: 13-54
<Fiora> how precise.
<Ellied> my gender distribution is given as 39% female which is still bad but better than I expected
<SnoopJeDi> although "science news" is reasonably high up, so that feels nice
<whitequark> ugh
<whitequark> it says that my account creation was done in Russia
<Fiora> Here is my full list: https://i.imgur.com/TTzXR5i.png
<whitequark> I'm guessing that means it will hand over data / censor / etc based on russian laws at some point
<whitequark> this is bad
<Ellied> oh no
<whitequark> my alt account was created..... in the united kingdom apparently
<Fiora> wtf is "alternative"
<Fiora> baby apparel lol
<Ellied> i was gonna ask what alternative is lol
<bofh> Fiora: mine's 13-54 as well
<Ellied> "nonpartisan" k twitter
<SnoopJeDi> whitequark, oops I thought you were living in China
<bofh> Fiora: Liquor & Spirits
<Fiora> eh, i consider myself nonpartisan
<Fiora> since, in america, "partisan" means "fascist" or "neoliberal".............. :P
<bofh> SnoopJeDi: HKSAR != PRC, and Twitter is very blocked in PRC proper.
<Fiora> is socialism a nonpartisan interest
<Ellied> right but I mean it seems a rather amusingly nonspecific Interest
<Fiora> is anarchism nonpartisan?
<Fiora> XD
<SnoopJeDi> oh okay bofh, same-enough thing to what I'd meant, or do China/Russia have a good reciprocity thing going on..?
<Fiora> reggae tho
<Ellied> otoh "interested in all things that are not political parties" might describe me pretty well if I didn't live in the middle of all of it
<Fiora> foodie news
<Fiora> lol
<bofh> (with certain strange exceptions, i.e. I'm not sure Fraser Stoddart uses a VPN to tweet while he's at Beijing)
<FluffyFoxeh> interestes matched to me based on my profile and activity: Everything, apparently.
<whitequark> SnoopJeDi: I live... in various places
<egg> <whitequark> also it says 55% of my audience are eggs << ah yes the colleggtive
<SnoopJeDi> Fiora, speaking of foodies, NSFkitchen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOhJQ-Z0MzQ
<kmath> YouTube - How To Cut a Spaghetti Squash
<whitequark> I have RU nationality and HK residency
<whitequark> and HK is not PRCC
<whitequark> PRC*
<SnoopJeDi> Yea I didn't realize it was Hong Kong, I just had China baked into my head because I'm not sensitive enough to that distinction I suppose.
<Ellied> HK was a breath of fresh air when I was in the region last year. Finally didn't need to futz with a VPN to contact home.
<egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a radium zero
<egg> !wpn Ellied
* Qboid gives Ellied a tellurium equivalency-like pharmacology
<egg> !wpn Fiora
* Qboid gives Fiora a pounce
<bofh> Fiora: https://i.imgur.com/sg62h0b.png here's mine, for what it's worth.
<Ellied> most internet we encountered in China was not at all fast, presumably because packets all have to go through the security line on the way in and out, so even our very fast paid VPN was not an option all the time.
* egg stares at his analytics
<bofh> (also I lied, only 2x Weather)
<egg> apparently my top tweet is "@bofh453 ??????"
<kmath> <whitequark> thanks for the link @eggleroy. also what https://t.co/tUVzJwI5Rx https://t.co/sliaOxNwxv
<bofh> Ellied: so like most websites past GFW this summer were like, 5-6kb/sec peak transfer speed. 12-18kb/sec if you were *lucky*.
<egg> wait no that's my top mention from last month
* UmbralRaptor 's interests are impressively generic sci/tech/us stuff
<bofh> Ellied: also for reasons that I can't seem to figure out, *.jpl.nasa.gov is blocked.
<Ellied> bofh: where are you again?
<UmbralRaptor> Although for some reason it includes "Dads"
<FluffyFoxeh> I requested my advertiser list and I got an email with no attatchment
<egg> "my organic audience", 11% female
<bofh> Ellied: I'm in Urbana-Champaign but this was late May/June/early July when I was in Shanghai.
<Ellied> ahh
<SnoopJeDi> organic females, product of Ferenginar
<FluffyFoxeh> inorganic is another word for robots
<FluffyFoxeh> :)
* UmbralRaptor 's organic audience does not have a gender listing.
<FluffyFoxeh> I don't see the audience thing anywhere
<egg> whitequark: it doesn't tell me that my organic audience is eggs though (and it doesn't tell me anything about my followers)
<FluffyFoxeh> I don't really use twitter though so maybe I don't have an "audience"
<egg> whitequark: tbh I am eggs
<Ellied> looks like my top tweet is one of the ones about the divinity of integrated circuits, presumably because Micah Scott retweeted it
<FluffyFoxeh> is the advertiser list thing broken for anyone else because I get an email saying there's something attachd but there is nothing attached
<UmbralRaptor> FluffyFoxeh: analytics.twitter.com
<bofh> apparently 19% of my twitter audience is female
<FluffyFoxeh> mine is 17% :p
<UmbralRaptor> FluffyFoxeh: I recall it working when I first tried, but the attachment was weird and didn't download for all my email clients.
<FluffyFoxeh> dunno where it even gets that because I hardly tweet
<Ellied> god, is there a way to get, like, *to* the tweets specified on the analytics page? nothing about them is clickable
<bofh> https://twitter.com/bofh453/status/881556069738319872 my top tweet is this one, which I really feel bad about since the joke's actually by @alt_kia on her priv account (I did ask and get permission, but it still annoys me that her main was deactivated then so I didn't properly credit :/).
<kmath> <bofh453> RT?Uploading tape backups to the cloud: https://t.co/Q7mwu4HelT
<FluffyFoxeh> UmbralRaptor: oh I see it in the source now... there's a pdf base64 all on one line
<UmbralRaptor> Why does "household income" not have a category below $60k/yr?
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: because Silly Valley.
<UmbralRaptor> …
<FluffyFoxeh> probably for the best because that's indeterminable
<UmbralRaptor> bofh: how are these people so bad at data?
<FluffyFoxeh> any more precision would just be misleading
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: I DON'T KNOW
<UmbralRaptor> That's ~55% of the US
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: I legit think an RNG would generate better "analytics" than Twitter.
<FluffyFoxeh> I hate analytics BS honestly
<Ellied> bofh: oh my god I need to congratulate her on that one
<SnoopJeDi> UmbralRaptor, at least there aren't pie charts?
<bofh> Ellied: http://www.dos4ever.com/ring/Tick_Tack_Toe.pdf you might find this interesting btw
<UmbralRaptor> SnoopJeDi: Exploding 3D pie charts!
* SnoopJeDi glances at cosmology
<Ellied> thyratrons used as logic elements, hell yeah
<bofh> The 2D21 being a thyratron.
<FluffyFoxeh> UmbralRaptor: yeah the email violates the standard by having a line that's 24k characters long
<UmbralRaptor> FluffyFoxeh: Hah!
<FluffyFoxeh> that line is the pdf in base64 form
<egg> whitequark: so it's the same percentage as for all twitter users https://twitter.com/whitequark/status/924445298231037953
<kmath> <whitequark> this is an unmodified screenshot from my twitter analytics page #eggfacts https://t.co/x3SjscPOwr
<egg> whitequark: following you doesn't strongly correlate with egginess?
* Iskierka wonders what trump's is
<Ellied> bofh: oh, interesting old thread about laser pointer/neon lamp thing
<Ellied> I assumed there was helium in the tube and the 405nm laser was close enough to one of the absorption lines
<bofh> Ellied: nope, there wouldn't be. NE2H tubes would (and do) use Penning mixtures of Ne&Ar.
<Ellied> that heterojunction explanation makes a lot more sense than that
<Ellied> I never knew the electrodes had so much structure to them, I figured they were just bits of solid metal
<bofh> I spent the better part of an afternoon trying to figure that one out, I am quite happy with it.
<bofh> Nope, they're fairly complicated actually. I wonder if I still have my neon bulb documentation on this machine handy.
<Fiora> so speaking of correlations with egginess
<Fiora> https://twitter.com/FioraAeterna/status/821978156324114434 for those who have not seen this tweet
<kmath> <FioraAeterna> "I, the reader of this tweet, am..." [poll]
<Fiora> this is terrifying
<Iskierka> but catgirls are good
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<bofh> Fiora: why is that terrifying? catgirls are quite okay.
<UmbralRaptor> ^
<Fiora> i mean yes but also
<Fiora> screw the twitter analytics. *that's* a gender poll :P
<Fiora> *over half my boy followers [who were active and answered the poll] would rather be catgirls*
<bofh> seems reasonable. :P
<Ellied> huh. Mouser's highest-voltage MOSFET has a higher voltage rating than its highest-voltage IGBT. I thought IGBTs were supposed to be better at holding up very high voltages?
<Ellied> the MOSFET's a lot cheaper too, a little over half the price of the IGBT
<bofh> Not surprised, power MOSFETs are inexplicably dirt-cheap nowadays.
<Ellied> waiiit a minute, I think I see it. This particular MOSFET has a weirdly extremely high resistance?
<Ellied> like, close to 70 ohms at Vgs = 10V
<egg> Fiora: but what about those of us who are literally eggs
<egg> (I mean I might be a cat egg but I don't think cats are monotremes)
<kmath> <Verticallity1> I'm getting tired of your lies, Unicode https://t.co/5ZYHLc3pwA
<Ellied> it also has a test case higher up the datasheet which seems to disagree with the graphs down below, which is odd. It says Vgs = 10V, Vds = 1kV, Id = 0.5A (??) but then has a plot of Vds vs Id that shows 1A at 70V ds and 10V gs
<Ellied> I don't think I understand what I'm reading
<bofh> Ellied: what the fuck
<bofh> egg: the semicolon/Greek question mark is my fav, Weierstrass P a close second.
<Ellied> 0.5A at 1kV ds seems like it would be brutal on the device, no?
<Ellied> I have to wonder if they misprinted the datasheet and the bottom axis of this graph is supposed to be in increments of 1V and not 10V. 1 amp at ~7V ds seems a *little* more reasonable, if still pretty poor for a MOSFET.
<bofh> 500mA at a kV is like, the sort of thing I'd use a Thyratron or heck, even a Krytron for.
<Ellied> what point would there be in making the switching device dissipate that much power, though?
<Ellied> I can see needing to hold up 1kV when off and then conduct at a low voltage and lowish current when on, but using it as the limiting factor like that seems weird as hell
<bofh> bloody good question, honestly. I haven't the foggiest.
<bofh> Maybe they mean it can conduct up to 500mA @ 1kV & are referring to that as "V_{DS}" inexplicably?
<Ellied> must be
<Ellied> I guess 70 ohms Rds(on) isn't unreasonable, but I feel like I see that more in the realm of cheap small-signal FETs, not giant ones that are supposed to be able to manage high currents
<Ellied> I guess it's only rated to 0.9A, huh
<Ellied> or 3A transient
<Ellied> there's where the IGBT justifies its price again, 90A cool, 40A hot, 400A transient
<bofh> jfc that's *absurd*
<Ellied> dang, there's one down in the 2500V regime that's even worse, only 200 mA continuous, 600 transient. that seems... really low
<Ellied> 450Ω Rds(on)
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<Ellied> the 50N60T IGBT I mentioned on twitter has similar current capabilities to that HV one (90A cool) IIRC. Only 600V though, not 4000.
<Ellied> (and a twentieth of the cost)
<Ellied> anyway I can't even really think of where MOSFETs with this much resistance are even useful, TBH. Maybe neon lighting where you need high voltage but hardly any current?
<Ellied> I didn't get the impression before that increasing a MOSFET's voltage capability impacted current capability that much
<bofh> Yeah I'm... not sure, I didn't think so either but my familiarity w/HV MOSFETs is very limited.
<bofh> Tho for target, yeah, neon lighting would def. be one of them given how tiny the currents you need there are.
<Ellied> this one is 5A at 2500V, and apparently the size of a scarab beetle: http://www.mouser.com/ds/2/205/DS100273A(IXTN5N250)-257803.pdf
<Ellied> and it costs a cool $115
<Ellied> I can't figure out what justifies that cost honestly
<bofh> also now I have Kraftwerk stuck in my head, which at least is an improvement over Sonic 06 stage themes.
<bofh> thanks for that :P
<bofh> and yeah, I have no idea either.
<Ellied> "applications: -high voltage power supplies -capacitor discharge -pulse circuits
<Ellied> "
<Ellied> all of those seem like high-current applications? especially HVPSs, they must be thinking of a *giant* inductor for 5A to be enough
<kmath> <pasiphae_goals> Fact #38: go is supposedly a garbage collected language, but it has not once deleted itself nor any of my code.
<Qboid> [#38] title: wstring -> string, cherry-picked. | ``` cpp... | https://github.com/mockingbirdnest/principia/issues/38
<egg> bofh: so twitter has decided that in addition to my setting of en-GB, I speak ja, fr, en, cs, in that order
* egg doesn't actually know any japanese
<egg> (or czech)
<bofh> oh man my twitter languages list is... silly.
<kmath> https://twitter.com/gpobserver/status/924309980806750208 <gpobserver> @Fion0806 Congratulation! Minor planet (40248) Yukikajiura has been named in your honor. A celestial body carries your name.
<Qboid> 1d 12h 0m 0s left to event #12: 무궁화 5A호/Falcon 9 v1.2 [at 2017-10-30 19:34:00]. Say '!kountdown 12' for details
<Fiora> oh my gosh
<kmath> <gpobserver> @Kalafina_Staff Congratulations! Minor planet (40775) Kalafina has been named in your honor. Your music is now truly celestial.
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<APlayer> "* Qboid gives egg a spherical meowing clutter" - I guess that's a typical cat
<Qboid> APlayer: CollapsedRaptor left a message for you in #kspacademia [27.10.2017 04:01:58]: "internships! https://www.lpi.usra.edu/lpiintern/"
<APlayer> Woah, UmbralRaptor++!!
<APlayer> "at least 50 semester hours of credit " what does that mean?
<egg> !wpn Fiora
* Qboid gives Fiora a pyrolytic partisan which vaguely resembles a javelin
<soundnfury> APlayer: semester hours has dimensions of time squared, doesn't it?
<soundnfury> (thank goodness there's not another time unit in there ;)
<soundnfury> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a fizzix python
<APlayer> What are semester hours?
<soundnfury> APlayer: I have no clue.
<egg> credits sounds like ECTS but umbralraptor linked you to an american thing so it probably is not
<APlayer> Heck, if it is reasonably possible to get those 50 hours of whatever before 2018, I am going to do it
<kmath> <MiodVallat> Pendant la semaine, C++. Mais le week-end, c'est pluches, pluches... https://t.co/uWdgPUIVZK
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<Iskierka> The host is not missing! ssh connects fine! Be verbose, because google doesn't know what the fuck is wrong with you!
<egg> !wpn Iskierka
* Qboid gives Iskierka a NFPA 704 comma
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<bofh> Fiora: hey if anyone deserves it, it's her & her group :)
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<kmath> <argonne> Happy #NationalCatDay! Stay with us all day to see the fabulous felines that call our Argonne staff family. https://t.co/S28vbSF5Jf
<bofh> egg: anyhow twitter decided I also speak: German, Welsh, French, Portugese, Icelandic, Greek, Turkish, Hungarian, Finnish, Estonian, Polish, Czech, Basque, Norwegian, Chinese, Romanian, Ukrainian, Dutch, Swedish, Italian, Japanese and Spanish.
<bofh> amsuingly enough, *not* Russian, which while technically true (I can barely speak it at this point) would be the closest thing to correct there.
<APlayer> Russian? When did you learn that?
<bofh> ...as a child?
<egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh an alternator with an arrow attachment
<egg> !wpn APlayer
* Qboid gives APlayer a phased pink crystal
<egg> bofh: I thought you spoke a bit of french?
<bofh> egg: okay, true.
<egg> bofh: but that's an impressive list of languages certainly
<bofh> thanks, Canadian education
<egg> bofh: I should put "learn all YouTube site languages" as a goal for the performance self-assessment thingy next semester :-p
<APlayer> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a magic printer
<bofh> (I lucked out and somehow mostly got taught Paris-dialect instead of Québecois, too!)
<egg> bofh: oh nice, so I might actually understand it :-p
<APlayer> "a magic printer"
* APlayer is jealous
<egg> bofh: ow, there's no separate ISO language code for Québécois :-p
<bofh> wait *really*? wyf
<bofh> wtf*
<egg> bofh: well it's quite reasonable to say it's a dialect of french I guess
<bofh> True.
<egg> bofh: otoh nrf is a thing so,
<bofh> nrf?
<egg> Nouormand
<bofh> is that its own thing?
<egg> or Normaund, or whatever, there's no real standard spelling of norman
<egg> bofh: sure, they conquered a bunch of things, why wouldn't it be its own language :-p
<bofh> touché
<bofh> I'm honestly most puzzled where the heck it got Basque from.
<egg> ?
<egg> ah, twitter
<egg> dunno, it might take its shitty langdet combined with you not clicking to translate as a signal?
<egg> like, if I had a good langdet I would consider using that (at least on text-only tweets)
<egg> and their langdet is famously terrible
<egg> [translate from norman]
<egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a theta rake
<bofh> egg: their langdet is legendarily bad
<bofh> egg: I love reading what it tries to think @CondensedPapers tweets in
<bofh> like "Romanian if many latin terms, otherwise Haitian Creole" seems to be an okay zeroth-order approximation.
<kmath> <Sarbian> @eggleroy https://t.co/sDIlWA8v89
<egg> !wpn Sarbian
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<egg> [context https://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50533-130--/&page=142&tab=comments#comment-2530142]
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor
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<kmath> <argonne> Happy #NationalCatDay! Stay with us all day to see the fabulous felines that call our Argonne staff family. https://t.co/S28vbSF5Jf
<egg> !wpn
* Qboid gives egg a semisimple death ray
<egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a sarcastic polytope which strongly resembles an IoT dildo with hard-coded credentials
* egg headache
<egg> turns out waking up after noon is not a great idea when you're supposed to take depakine in the morning
* egg wonders whether he should swap the 500 mg morning and 300 mg evening doses
<bofh> well morning is just whenever you wake up, right? :P
<egg> bofh: yeah but I still take the evening one at dinner that happens around ~20 nevertheless
<egg> bofh: maybe I should shift dinner to 1 in the morning,
<kmath> <BackyrdAstroGuy> Woke up this morning, looked at ceiling & saw @NASAJuno approaching #Jupiter ? If you love #space, it’s everywhere!… https://t.co/km4TONIWhY
<bofh> egg: I mean I eat dinner around ~21:30 in part due to the fact that I'm up absurdly late.
<egg> bofh: yeah but that's still early compared to waking up at 12
<bofh> true.
<SnoopJeDi> I kinda enjoy late-night cooking, something feels cozier about it
<bofh> Agreed.
<SnoopJeDi> I do hope my neighbors don't get too much noise out of it but no complaints so I guess it can't be that bad
<egg> cow!
<UmbralRaptor> So slightly different markings.
<egg> UmbralRaptor: also part of isoceles?
<UmbralRaptor> yeah
<egg> cat occultation
<UmbralRaptor> Note: this is an archival image.
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<egg|headache|egg> Nomal!
* egg|headache|egg feels anxious after discussing aqua regia
<bofh> Any Nobel Prizes you need to dissolve, egg|headache|egg?
<egg|headache|egg> hah
<kmath> <tomgauld> For yesterday’s @guardianreview - https://t.co/6xZtN7FRHp
<FluffyFoxeh> open youtube for 2 minutes, 66 blocked requests on ublock
<FluffyFoxeh> what the hell is this website doing
<FluffyFoxeh> also I like how they replaced annotations with something just as obnoxious except now you can't turn it off http://www.fastquake.com/images/screen-youtube-20171028-230837_c.png
<kmath> <AngryAstroPanda> Follow-up to my recent tweet about the composition of humans, courtesy of @AstroPapera! #stardust #science #scicomm https://t.co/Q86giWiCI5
<bofh> FluffyFoxeh: that seems strictly like a thousand times more annoying
<UmbralRaptor> FluffyFoxeh: ???
<kmath> <lesliemeans> I bought @jonnysun 's book in July but hadn't read it yet because I didn't want it to be over. Also @Lin_Manuel 's… https://t.co/mtlrqsGN50
<egg|cell|egg> UmbralRaptor : D:
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<egg> bofh: but what if it actually *is* in space, https://twitter.com/yonatanzunger/status/924508904205066240
<kmath> <yonatanzunger> Good numbers to remember. Also, a branch mispredict is 20-30 cycles. In an inner loop, main memory may as well be i… https://t.co/snITNLPobv
<egg> what if main memory is ferrite core and is in space
<bofh> egg: oh gods now you need to take round-trip-light-time into account.
<bofh> /win 20
<egg> it's a long way / to main memory / it's a long way / to go...
<egg> oh wait that's too many slashes
<egg> !u 
<Qboid> U+007F ()
<egg> um
<bofh> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<UmbralRaptor> (PDF warning) DOD costs on recent wars http://bit.ly/2ls4NOW
<egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a soldering quokka
<egg> !wpn Ellied
* Qboid gives Ellied an atomic piston
<kmath> <Helena_LB> I want a pet bat. https://t.co/IKYvBGs9AO
<UmbralRaptor> ytib?
<egg> eggsactly
<soundnfury> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a function generator
<UmbralRaptor> AAAAAAAAAA
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn -add:wpn functional
<Qboid> UmbralRaptor: Weapon added!
* soundnfury gives UmbralRaptor a dysfunctional functional
<Qboid> 1d 0h 0m 0s left to event #12: 무궁화 5A호/Falcon 9 v1.2 [at 2017-10-30 19:34:00]. Say '!kountdown 12' for details
<APlayer> AM I right to assume that a perfect cylinder generates maximum lift when oriented at 45 deg relative to an airflow?
<APlayer> (@ferram)
<egg> could also ask iskie maybe
<APlayer> (@Iskierka, in that case)
<APlayer> Also, "Iskie"? That's something I hear for the first time :P
<egg> I think I picked that up from Ellied?
<egg> (whom I occasionally call Greening for maximal confusion)
<APlayer> I've never heard him use that either
<Ellied> I picked it up from Pinkbeast
<Ellied> also I'm a her
<APlayer> Also, I don't even know who Pinkbeast is
<APlayer> And, /me slaps himself for assuming gender once again
<Ellied> !seen Pinkbeast
<Ellied> no?
<Qboid> Ellied: I last saw Pinkbeast on [24.10.2017 20:19:58] in #kspunofficial saying: "Whoops. The tales of ripping adventure are much less vexing because they depict people whose social consensus makes them rational horrible agents of colonialism, where the mundane Victorian melodrama depicts people whose social consensus makes them fucking idiots"
<Ellied> oh, just slow
<kmath> <stephenniem> When you have to conquer Mongolia but the cat needs a walk first @Classical_Memes https://t.co/YeqZTBWzQN
<Ellied> That cat armor though
<Ellied> also does that helmet have cat ears
<APlayer> LOL
<kmath> <stephenniem> @Classical_Memes But ok back to the important stuff: RT IF YOU WANT CAT ARMOR
<egg> Ellied: apparently O-o
<egg> s/O-o/Ꙩ_ꙩ/
<Qboid> egg meant to say: Ellied: apparently Ꙩ_ꙩ
<Ellied> apparently it's a contemporary painting done in traditional Japanese style
<egg> Ellied: bofh: reminds me of Fiora's poll
<Ellied> !u Ꙩ
<Qboid> U+A668 CYRILLIC CAPITAL LETTER MONOCULAR O (Ꙩ)
<Ellied> !u ꙩ
<Qboid> U+A669 CYRILLIC SMALL LETTER MONOCULAR O (ꙩ)
<Ellied> all this time I thought those were thetas
<bofh> rofl
<bofh> apparently squid are attracted to ~515nm light.
<Ellied> but they look slightly different from θ and Θ (Terminus has characters for these; the monocular Os are pulled from a different font and are antialiased) so I wasn't sure what block egg was pulling from
<SnoopJeDi> oh my god that's awesome
<bofh> Ellied: Extended Cyrillic A, iirc.
<bofh> s/\ A/\ B/
<Qboid> bofh meant to say: Ellied: Extended Cyrillic\ B, iirc.
<bofh> thanks, Qboid. Thuboid.
<egg> Thomas: we need !u to also cover unicode properties :-p
<SnoopJeDi> so wait, is that attracting the plankton because photosynthesis and the squid by proxy, or do the squid react directly to 515 nm?
<egg> !u -kIRG_KPSource
<bofh> I don't think it's anything special about ~515nm specifically, just that's what you can get cheap powerful green LEDs in.
<SnoopJeDi> (on second thought I guess it's hard to distinguish between these two if it's an instinctive hunting strategy?)
<SnoopJeDi> oh I just meant green in general
<SnoopJeDi> i.e. are they following the plankton or the light
<bofh> but yeah re: being attracted to the light, I'm not sure.
<Ellied> Ꙩ is especially irritating in my font situation because it is apparently drawn from a non-monospace font and doesn't respect the fixed width
<bofh> now I need to check some papers.
<SnoopJeDi> super neato that you can see it from ISS that much o.O
<bofh> since I could see either happening b/c again, instinctive hunting strategies.
<bofh> https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FvLEY4Q1Nzs/UUln9ChhKTI/AAAAAAAAAv8/ywDJmME_X1k/s1600/image.jpg well apparently it looks like this from ground level so
<SnoopJeDi> frick that's amazing
<Ellied> christ those are bright
<Ellied> what's it look like from a few hundred meters down I wonder
<bofh> Probably obscenely bright, like "laser goggles needed to get around" levels of bright.
<SnoopJeDi> reminds me of some reading I did for a talk on cuttlefish camouflage...right as I prepared a talk on a theory paper about the effect of biologically tunable iridophores + chromatophores, someone published an in situ spectrometer SCUBA measurement of cuttlefish and their surroundings!
<SnoopJeDi> the Aegean sea data happily fit inside the theoretical boundary for the author's fairly arbitrary parameters, but it also included some discussion of the vision model of their prey (2 vs 3 color receptors IIRC)
<kmath> <integral_deer> unicode is beautiful and deserves so much more press than just all of this emoji nonsense
<egg> (also, integral deer? Ꙩ_ꙩ)
<egg> bofh: also because regardless of what they are the lack of oversight of the ESC is horrifying
<egg> https://twitter.com/BabelStone/status/921350605607751681 horresco referens ignoring national body comments
<kmath> <BabelStone> @FakeUnicode @Random_Guy_32 @Evertype @jenny8lee @jeremyburge @mark_e_davis And ISO national body comments also ign… https://t.co/sKpAm3Sc69
<kmath> <whitequark> if, however, we are talking about cuddle parties, then "transpile" is not only appropriate but mandatory
<SnoopJeDi> LOL
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<soundnfury> !choose pizza|pizza
<Qboid> soundnfury: Your options are: pizza, pizza. My choice: pizza
<soundnfury> \o/
<APlayer> Which? The first or the second one? :P
* soundnfury mumbles about numerical identity
<soundnfury> the morning pizza Hesperus and the evening pizza Lucifer are actually the same entity?
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<bofh> wait, pizza Lucifer?
<soundnfury> yeah, it'd be a Diavolo clearly
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<kmath> <volatile_void> alias ferme_ta_gueule_et=sudo
<egg> cc Sarbian ^
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<kmath> https://twitter.com/jckarter/status/924688336144314369 <jckarter> MINUTES FROM THE UNICODE CONSORTIUM MEETING, 2019 - Should "hamburger", "hot dog", or "burrito" be given the "Sandwich" character property?
<kmath> https://twitter.com/Artoria2e5/status/924744806143791105 <Artoria2e5> @jckarter ⿳ will be known as the emoji sandwich description character
<egg> !u ⿳
<Qboid> U+2FF3 IDEOGRAPHIC DESCRIPTION CHARACTER ABOVE TO MIDDLE AND BELOW (⿳)
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<kmath> <tony873004> It didn't come from Vega. At 26 km/s, it would have taken #A2017U1 nearly 300,000 years to travel from Vega to the… https://t.co/jpS35rGUVj
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<egg> !wpn ferram4
* Qboid gives ferram4 a minimum power supply which vaguely resembles an oni
<ferram4> Sounds like anything else I'd expect out of Japan.
<kmath> <mcnees> Yes, as pointed out by many of you that means the first three characters successfully transmitted from host to host on ARPANET were “LOL.”
<egg> !acr -add:ARPANET Advanced Research Projects Agency NETwork
<Qboid> egg: I added the explanation for this acronym.
<egg> bofh: "jesus arc-welding christ"? Ꙩ_ꙩ
* UmbralRaptor hides the megavolt arcwelder.
<UmbralRaptor> (it's not so much a melt zone as a positron production zone)
<egg> bofh: ιντη;
<bofh> egg: "INTÉ"?
<bofh> also yes, in my headcanon Jesus knows how to arc-weld.
<bofh> I mean he *was* a carpenter back in the day? It's only sensible that in today's world he's also a tradesperson :P
<bofh> Ahh. Clever.
* egg glares at percent-escaping