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<kmath> <barrelshifter> been thinking of this all day https://t.co/PxMZWdVwXd
<bofh> I mean a shitty winter day sounds like a perfect day to hit the Louvre, it's not like it's not shitty outside :p
<bofh> it'd be a bad day to hit up, say, Place de l'Étoile :p
<bofh> (ofc if my past trip is any indication the next time I try biking will be the iciest day of the Parisian winter,)
<egg|zz|egg> !wpn whitequark
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<egg|zz|egg> !wpn мелкой
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<egg|zz|egg> !wpn коте
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<egg|zz|egg> !wpn bofh
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<bofh> oh hey how appropriate
<bofh> (no Sportpuddingzeit, tho? :p)
<bofh> Also I'm really annoyed I completely overlooked the Arago medallions last time.
<bofh> HELL I EVEN STEPPED ON ONE WHEN I WAS IN A HURRY IIRC
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<whitequark> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a Perl instability
* egg decays into not-so-regular eggspressions
<UnqualifiedRaptor> Rayleigh-Taylor Perl.
<bofh> !u *Ξ*Ꭰ
<Qboid> U+002A ASTERISK (*)
<Qboid> U+039E GREEK CAPITAL LETTER XI (Ξ)
<Qboid> U+002A ASTERISK (*)
<Qboid> U+13A0 CHEROKEE LETTER A (Ꭰ)
<egg|zz|egg> um
<iximeow> !wpn perl
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<UnqualifiedRaptor> !wpn iximeow
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<awang__> !csharp -state
<Qboid> awang__: I sent you the current state of the evaluator.
<iximeow> !csharp -smashthestate
<Qboid> (1,3): error CS0103: The name `smashthestate' does not exist in the current context
<iximeow> !csharp var state = "smashthestate"
<iximeow> !csharp -state
<Qboid> iximeow: I sent you the current state of the evaluator.
<iximeow> :(
<iximeow> !csharp int s = 1
<iximeow> !csharp s
<Qboid> 1
<iximeow> !csharp -s
<Qboid> -1
<awang__> "slaps_.Add("throws {0} into a black hole, err wait that doesn't work with Kopernicus")"
<awang__> What's the backstory behind this one?
<bofh> oh man I wonder if I could walk to the Victor Hugo museum,
<bofh> (actually that distance does not really seem walkable even for me, at least not to there and back in a single day)
<iximeow> why does Qboid have a list of opcodes
<bofh> <shrug>
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<whitequark> !slap
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<whitequark> uh
<UnqualifiedRaptor> This is why you specify a target.
<UnqualifiedRaptor> !slap Elsevier
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<whitequark> uhh
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<bofh> uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<bofh> !slap Qboid
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<bofh> UHH
<UnqualifiedRaptor> !wpn
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<kmath> <AstroPHYPapers> Neutron Star Mergers Might not be the Only Source of r-Process Elements in the Milky Way. https://t.co/CBNrDQtK1W
<UnqualifiedRaptor> Oh, I accidentally a word.
<UnqualifiedRaptor> might *not* be
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<UnqualifiedRaptor> !slap
<Qboid> (1,2): error CS1660: Cannot convert `lambda expression' to non-delegate type `object'
<Qboid> System.Func`1[System.String]
<Qboid> (1,2): error CS0103: The name `bofhtime' does not exist in the current context
* Qboid uses to shield himself from a weeping angel
* bofh cackles
<whitequark> !slap bofhtim
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<whitequark> hm
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<egg|cell|egg> !Wpn whitequark
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<egg|work|egg> not to be confused with the nice demi-culverin, which fires 6.9 lb round shot,
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<bofh> egg|work|egg: LOL
<UnqualifiedRaptor> B787_300: no idea.
<kmath> <cosmos4u> The descent of @haya2e_jaxa has been aborted at 600 (instead of 30) meters altitude because the laser altimeter did… https://t.co/EqW0pUa6iT
<UnqualifiedRaptor> Oh, good, I'm firmly in green zone instead of the green/yellow border. https://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantic/status/1039803044236550145
<kmath> <✔NHC_Atlantic> Here are the Key Messages for the 5 AM EDT advisory for Hurricane #Florence https://t.co/lY1y5KSZb9
<UnqualifiedRaptor> (not good for the Carolinas, though)
<egg|work|egg> GreenRaptor
<bofh> https://twitter.com/NASAhistory/status/1039846089678049280 5 years in interstellar space and counting~
<kmath> <✔NASAhistory> We announced that Voyager 1 had reached interstellar space #OTD in 2013! We're still in contact with the spacecraft… https://t.co/nXdbBy2syf
* egg|work|egg pokes whitequark in the catpics
<UnqualifiedRaptor> oh, right.
* bofh will forever giggle at the fact that '.sncf' is a gTLD
<egg|work|egg> \o/
<egg|work|egg> is .bofh a TLD
<bofh> Not YET, I don't think.
<egg|work|egg> egg isn't apparently
<egg|work|egg> .softbank is
<bofh> Is .ratp? :p
<egg|work|egg> nope
<egg|work|egg> .canon is
<egg|work|egg> hopefully it's owned by Atlas,
<bofh> rofl
<bofh> Too bad registration for some of these are closed, so I can't say
<bofh> register https://horse.walmart
<UnqualifiedRaptor> … why are we teaching a cat webdesign?
<egg|work|egg> UnqualifiedRaptor: high proper motion cat
<UnqualifiedRaptor> yeah, walked by me when I was getting groceries last night
<bofh> !meow high proper motion cat
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<kmath> <Astro_Wright> n.b. Despite the natural interpretation of my quote here, I am not actually advocating disintegrating Mars and Venu… https://t.co/EKGSUidc3f
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<kmath> <CurlOfGradient> Feline mathematicians can catch strongly inaccesible cardinals and kill them dead.
<bofh> UnqualifiedRaptor: hrm, useful to know.
<UnqualifiedRaptor> bofh: note details in thread about what it's doing.
<SnoopJeDi> LOL
<SnoopJeDi> so the KSP map view thing I was goofing with a few years ago
<SnoopJeDi> got an interview offer in my inbox from some guy with a sat company who found that
<UnqualifiedRaptor> !meow cardinals && ordinals
* Qboid meows at cardinals && ordinals
<SnoopJeDi> OH WOW. It's the guy who started Huginn
<UnqualifiedRaptor> SnoopJeDi: Yay?
<SnoopJeDi> I don't know how to use this information!
<SnoopJeDi> "Want to work on mission control software for small satellites?" UM. KINDA?!
<UnqualifiedRaptor> Do you have a date for you snake fight?
<SnoopJeDi> very no
<SnoopJeDi> so the short-term answer here is "wow I'm flattered and also VERY unemployable right now"
<SnoopJeDi> but April's not *that* far away, either
<SnoopJeDi> (when I run out of funding)
<UnqualifiedRaptor> aaaaaaa
<UnqualifiedRaptor> (Also that reminds me, I need to get rejected by that NSF grant program)
<SnoopJeDi> so um
<SnoopJeDi> this is preachy
<SnoopJeDi> but be really careful about how you talk to yourself like that
<SnoopJeDi> been there, done that, got the t-shirt, horrible depression lies down the road of self-flagellation. -14i/10 do not recommend to anyone.
<bofh> ^
<bofh> likewise fwiw
<UnqualifiedRaptor> ow
<SnoopJeDi> like, I'm very sad for you to hold that nick this long :(
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<SnoopJeDi> bc hoooooooooowhee I've learned how much the language one uses about oneself influences cognition
<SnoopJeDi> it's cliché but you really start believing things you say to yourself
<SnoopJeDi> ANYWAY
<SnoopJeDi> you is kind, you is smart, you is in graduate school and therefore if you label yourself as an impostor you are disrespecting not only yourself, but also the people who decided you ARE good enough to be here
<SnoopJeDi> and they may not exactly be rocket surgeons themselves but they get along alright, yea?
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<SnoopJeDi> </preaching>
<SnoopJeDi> thanks for indulging me :P
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<bofh> I'm with SnoopJeDi on this 100% fwiw
<kmath> <DynamicWebPaige> @fchollet https://t.co/C8Ztb4R7lq
<UmbralRaptor> It's been a rough week.
<SnoopJeDi> Yea :(
<SnoopJeDi> this experience is really mean to human beings
<SnoopJeDi> I think it's why grad school bonds so often end up being amazingly intense lifelong things.
<UmbralRaptor> (Also with that NSF grant was observing that it had *increased* to 2k recipients in 2011, but only ~1500 are expected for this year)
<egg|work|egg> !pet UmbralRaptor
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* UmbralRaptor attempts to purr
<SnoopJeDi> yea, NSF anything is competitive, there's just no way around that
<SnoopJeDi> but that doesn't reflect on the value of the competitors in ANY WAY
<SnoopJeDi> and it's suuuuuper easy to lose sight of self-value
<bofh> yep.
<SnoopJeDi> because well frankly science doesn't give a heck
<SnoopJeDi> and that's a moral crime
<SnoopJeDi> but it's the truth
<SnoopJeDi> !pet the cats
* Qboid pets the cats
<kmath> <✔Astropartigirl> Many of you know I applied for the #NSF fellowship. I haven't talked about it bc I didn't get it: I got an honorabl… https://t.co/viDDbxxwTC
<kmath> <✔blkahn> "Irresponsible and extremely bad decision making" could turn Florence into a toxic waste nightmare for North Caroli… https://t.co/1cCiNMXKwZ
<bofh> tl;dr pig shit
<bofh> bad RAM is having bound `sudo sh -c "echo -n "1" > /proc/sys/vm/drop_caches"' to a damn hotkey.
<SnoopJeDi> bofh, when I was a kid, we talked about chicken runoff a *lot*
<SnoopJeDi> in school and the like (MD is very ecology-minded because the Bay watershed is everything)
<SnoopJeDi> PA/NY/NJ are...extremely apathetic about the trouble they cause downriver, as a rule
<SnoopJeDi> which is stupid because fertilizer is expensive and letting it run off your land is dumb???
<SnoopJeDi> but muh freedumb
<bofh> Pretty much, sigh.
<bofh> how bad's phosphate contamination nowadays anyhow?
<SnoopJeDi> still pretty terrible
<SnoopJeDi> better than it used to be at least, but...the long-term outlook is pretty grim
<SnoopJeDi> blue crab are doing okay at least
<SnoopJeDi> but oysters are...not.
<bofh> I wonder how much of oysters is overfishing, tho.
<SnoopJeDi> oh a good portion
<SnoopJeDi> right about the time the industrial revolution was gaining steam (heh), it was Baltimore's main product
* bofh superimposes Florence's circulation over Irma's, out of curiosity (I'm using France for scale)
<bofh> (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI_Ig0-XcAUp--U.jpg:orig this is my starting image)
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<UmbralRaptor> uh
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<UmbralRaptor> I think you got storm surge all over egg|zz|egg?
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<UmbralRaptor> egg!
<egg|zz|egg> meow?
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<SnoopJeDi> Flooded with eggz
<egg|zz|egg> huh
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<UmbralRaptor> hrm
<SnoopJeDi> bofh, so I was half-watching some color theory videos last night as I prepared dinner, and the person speaking made some interesting claims about historical painting trends. It got me wondering if anybody's processed e.g. MoMA data to look at clustering in complementary/triadic/etc. harmonies and such.
<SnoopJeDi> I think the phrase that tickled the exploratory analysis part of my brain was something about "foregrounds tend to be X, backgrounds tend to be Y"
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<kmath> <whitequark> "Stocking up on Fish Mox: a Systematic Analysis of Cultural Narratives about Self-medicating in Online Forums"… https://t.co/xyTr0o0WCy
<bofh> SnoopJeDi: ooh, that's an interesting thought (no idea, offhand, but it'd be interesting to see explored).
<SnoopJeDi> yea, it seems well within the boundaries of fairly trite ML
<SnoopJeDi> PCA in color space, maybe
<SnoopJeDi> with some fixins for spatial correlations or something
<egg|zz|egg> meow
<bofh> !pet egg|zz|egg
* Qboid pets egg|zz|egg
<UmbralRaptor> !pet egg|zz|egg
* Qboid pets egg|zz|egg
<kmath> <byuu_san> There are 10 genders -- male and female. The rest are non-binary.
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: *groan*
<UmbralRaptor> :D
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<UmbralRaptor> At this point, it seems more like you should trust a random person to support a service long term than Google. https://twitter.com/verge/status/1039944738399551490
<kmath> <✔verge> Google’s Inbox app is shutting down in March 2019 https://t.co/1d450t3zGD https://t.co/5kDFPs0lA3
<UmbralRaptor> Is MCMC an acceptable form of space heating?
<kmath> <LaurantQuotes> "The path may be filled with hardships. ⏎ ...today might be a bad day... ⏎ but if we smile..." - Schwarzweiβ 〜霧の向こうに繋がる世界〜
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: yes,
<egg> UmbralRaptor: timescales & relativitea https://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/162200-wip131-145-principia%E2%80%94version-descartes-released-2018-09-09%E2%80%94n-body-and-extended-body-gravitation-axial-tilt/&page=45&tab=comments#comment-3450122
<egg> also bofh ^
<UmbralRaptor> It's called GR because that's the sound you make when you realize how complicated the calculations can get?
<UmbralRaptor> (and correctly choosing a reference frame)
<egg> !wpn UmbralRaptor, whitequark, et al.
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor, whitequark, et al. a magnesium vbox
<UmbralRaptor> !meow egg
* Qboid meows at egg
* egg meows at whitequark
<bofh> !meow egg
* Qboid meows at egg
<bofh> > <@UmbralRaptor> It's called GR because that's the sound you make when you realize how complicated the calculations can get?
<bofh> I mean *have* you ever hand-computed Christoffel Symbols? :p
<UmbralRaptor> I have not.
<bofh> keep it that way if you can.
<bofh> https://twitter.com/FioraAeterna/status/1039968842250838016 threads like these make me wonder if I'm a displaced west-coaster,
<kmath> <FioraAeterna> the worst thing about living in california is that nobody has any sense of time and you have to be fully prepared t… https://t.co/HTljaaH6VX
<bofh> (like all of what Fiora keeps describing is, like, par for the course or still better than my typical timekeeping habits, and I genuinely try to work around them as much as possible >_<)
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<egg> moo
* bofh meows
<egg> ;seen котяpics
<kmath> egg: I haven't seen котяpics
<egg> :-/
<egg> ;seen мелкаяpics
<kmath> egg: I haven't seen мелкаяpics
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<kmath> <profanegeometry> https://t.co/0GluTsVbXL
<kmath> <barrelshifter> come to my house and tell me about math I’ll make you food
<iximeow> yesssss googly eyes
<iximeow> egg: did you see photons? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm3V7dkVAAAWLH7.jpg
<egg> iximeow: when?
<egg> nice M31
<egg> um
<egg> 42
<iximeow> monday photons
<egg> how long was the eggsposure?
<iximeow> i think that was around 20 5-sec exposures
<egg> bofh: should we recommend floating point with atlas,
<iximeow> i couldn't get away with much longer due to the area i was at, lots of annoying headlights in just the wrong direction coming and going
<egg> iximeow: can you get away with much longer in general? I seem to run into tracking issues
<egg> although maybe that's because haha long focal
<iximeow> egg: i often go to 20-30s without issue, have gone up to 60s wihout trailing getting TOO bad
<iximeow> (2350mm focal length fwiw)
<egg|zz|egg> huh, that's longer than mine
<bofh> egg: yes
<egg|zz|egg> VC200L, 1800 mm
<bofh> egg: also math in eggschange for food sounds like a *phenomenal* deal,
<egg|zz|egg> bofh: isn't that basically ANBO,
<egg|zz|egg> bofh: speaking of which, double-double
<kmath> <eggleroy> @barrelshifter Atlas, Fela, and Riley, (2017–), Floating Point with Atlas (@stephentyrone, ed.) https://t.co/T9j81iKbAn
<bofh> I mean that *is* pretty much ANBO,
<bofh> (also yes, I know)
<bofh> UmbralRaptor: https://twitter.com/bofh453/status/1039620763307917312 huh most people seem to have me down as CN.
<kmath> <bofh453> Got the idea off of @sashaperigo, curious what y'all think my DnD alignment is. First part should be *very* easy. :p
<egg|zz|egg> bofh: ... I read that as the ISO 3166-1 code before clicking through
<egg|zz|egg> help everything i touch becomes i18n
<bofh> rofl
<bofh> It doesn't help that I was recently in CN myself~
<egg|zz|egg> so CG, CN, NE, NG, TN are ISO 3166-1 alpha-2 codes
<bofh> CE, LE, LN, LG are apparently not,
<egg|zz|egg> ce, ne, ng, tn, lg, ln, are ISO 639-1 codes
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<bofh> what is this, "DnD alignment or Country, the quiz"? :p
<egg|zz|egg> or language
<egg|zz|egg> but then you can summon BCP-47
<egg|zz|egg> BCP-47 but for DnD alignments,
<egg|zz|egg> le-CG
<egg|zz|egg> sorry, ln-CG
<egg|zz|egg> le-CG is invalid, bad egg
<egg|zz|egg> funnily enough, ln-CG actually is sensible!
<egg|zz|egg> so is lg-CG to an eggstent
<egg|zz|egg> and probably the same with NG and NE
<bofh> rofl incredible
<egg|zz|egg> tn is also in the Niger-Congo family
<egg|zz|egg> and ng
<egg|zz|egg> so, {le, lg, ng, tn}-{CG, NG, NE}
<bofh> wait, so tn-TN is invalid?
<egg> it's valid, but is it sensible
<egg> is Tswana actually spoken in Tunisia
<bofh> point.
<bofh> Hrm. I don't think so.
<UmbralRaptor> bofh: yeah, that's why I made that dark secret comment.
<bofh> 'cept I don't really have one, lol. I have depressing secrets but not dark ones.
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<Qboid> 5d 0h 0m 0s left to event #28: Horizons 3e & Azerspace 2 (Intelsat 38) / Ariane 5 VA245 [at 2018-09-17 22:00:00]. Say '!kountdown 28' for details
<egg> bofh: where were you during the darkening of Valinor,
<bofh> egg: spelunking the Halls of Mandos,
<bofh> egg: ROFL
<bofh> "what I'll be doing is expressing KSP as an ODE" cursed phrase
<bofh> (now I'm tempted to call la manufacture des Gobelins 'halls of Mandos'. I mean it has and makes tapestries that describe the events of past/unfolding [French] history,)
<kmath> <stephentyrone> @eggleroy @barrelshifter The authors will generally respond to any requests.
<bofh> egg: so I have some questions/requests already,
<egg> bofh: please ask them,
<bofh> sec.
<kmath> <treelobsters> There are currently EIGHT active named storms. https://t.co/iX5SgN3C6Q
<bofh> Yep. Typhoon Mangkhut is terrifying and about to hit Taiwan, too (which thankfully has much better infrastructure than the USA).
<bofh> CHRIST THERE'S A FOURTH IN THE ATLANTIC BASIN WHAT THE SHIT