egg|nomz|egg changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> egg|nomz|egg: generally if your eyes are dewing over, that's not the weather. | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
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<UmbralRaptop> Is this a parody account? https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1041838957896450048
<kmath> <✔TwitterSupport> 5/ Meanwhile, today we updated the “Show the best Tweets first” setting. When off, you’ll only see Tweets from peop… https://t.co/zkOTsTcUb2
<bofh> UmbralRaptop: 5.7M followers, bluecheck, no unicode confusables in the name
<bofh> seems legit?
<UmbralRaptop> Content of that tweet is deeply unlikely, though.
<bofh> https://twitter.com/ikani/status/1041421205775966208 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<kmath> <ikani> "Ya it's safe" https://t.co/hJi12bQl4y
<B787_300> bofh: well someone fucked up bad
<B787_300> also that is a badly sized fuze if it didnt blow with a short like that
<bofh> so like I could easily see that still being <15A, esp. at 480V.
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<xShadowx> how small would a computer shrink in a world where physics says electronics doesnt work and all computers had to be mechanical o.O
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<egg|anbo|egg> !wpn whitequark and мелкой
* Qboid gives whitequark and мелкой a vertical (with ground plane)
<egg|anbo|egg> whitequark: can мэлкая solve the smol rubik's cube though,
<whitequark> well, she's got paws
<whitequark> also currently thinking about contraception for мелкая
<whitequark> oral is not very effective and cats fucking hate it
<whitequark> sterilization is obviously out of question
<whitequark> so... probably an etonogestrel implant
<whitequark> they've actually been tested on cats, but no one seems to consider the veterinary market
<whitequark> probably because it's $230 a pop
<egg|anbo|egg> whitequark: I thought you said котя τοοκ ηερ пиллс on her own?
<egg|anbo|egg> hm that's some en-Grek and en-Cyrl, oops,
<whitequark> not exactly, she hated that too
<whitequark> and the efficiency isn't very good either
<whitequark> as evidenced by, well, мелкая
<whitequark> implants are 99-99.5% effective though
<egg|anbo|egg> whitequark: yeah мелкая sounds like pretty tangible evidence :-p
<egg|anbo|egg> <whitequark> well, she's got paws << https://twitter.com/whitequark/status/886361683266080768
<kmath> <whitequark> someone give cats opposable thumbs tbqh
<bofh> whitequark: wouldn't a human marketed etongestrel implant work just as well if there's no specific veterinary product available?
<whitequark> bofh: basically yes
<whitequark> the dosage is a bit high for cats, but not extremely high
<egg|anbo|egg> shouldn't it be scaled down a bit?
<egg|anbo|egg> unless it's for very smol humans,
<whitequark> a bit yes
<whitequark> but it's not clear how to do that aseptically
<whitequark> plus cats have slightly faster metabolism
<egg|anbo|egg> whitequark: still no news from коти?
<whitequark> egg|anbo|egg: nope
<whitequark> hiding somewhere
<whitequark> basement maybe
<egg|anbo|egg> :-/
<bofh> whitequark: regardless, the therapeutic range for progestins is pretty high, iirc ingestion of several mg of desogestrel produced no effects other than slight nausea
<whitequark> huh
<whitequark> right, that's how emergency contraception works
<whitequark> printer did tell me about the nausea
<egg|anbo|egg> bofh: yeah, but what about prolonged use of high doses
<bofh> yeah, also some progestins (norethisterone, dienogest iirc) are used for endometriosis treatment at doses ~10x their contraceptive doses with no observed ill effects
<bofh> also I suspect pharmacokinetics of the release rate thru the ethylene vinyl acetate copolymer isn't the same for a cat compared to a person; it should be somewhat lower I think.
<whitequark> hm, lower?
<whitequark> aren't cats just hotter?
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<bofh> I was thinking more bloodflow rates, but it's subdermal and release rate is membrane-comtrolled anyway so it prolly *is* similar: https://patents.google.com/patent/US4957119A/en?oq=US4957119
<whitequark> aha
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<egg|anbo|egg_> <whitequark> aren't cats just hotter? << https://twitter.com/whitequark/status/978924919072239617
<kmath> <whitequark> yes but have you considered: catgirls https://t.co/YW1FaHQFNJ
<whitequark> lol
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<kmath> <LSST> ICYMI: Employment opportunity! @ccin2p3 is hiring a Scientific Data Processing Engineer, based in Lyon, France, to… https://t.co/d6cq4QzNmf
<UmbralRaptop> (cc: bofh?)
<whitequark> egg|anbo|egg_: мелкая just stole an enormous banana peel and is running with it in teeth
<UmbralRaptop> o_O
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<egg|anbo|egg_> whitequark: nice
<egg|anbo|egg_> whitequark: do you have pictures of the bananacat
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<egg|anbo|egg_> whitequark: so, the folks who joined 2 phases at a domino did that while working on the connection to the sewers
<egg|anbo|egg_> apparently they are as good at installing pipes in the ground as they are at understanding electricity
<kmath> <LiaSae> Today’s spam: “finally, fiber by satellite” https://t.co/zS1bXNxiJx
<whitequark> egg|anbo|egg_: my phone was discharged
<whitequark> also, lol
<egg|anbo|egg_> whitequark: sadly plumbing is not as easy to fix as eleggtrical connections
<egg|anbo|egg_> conneggtions,
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<egg|anbo|egg> !meow whitequark
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<kmath> <nicksdjohnson> Holy shit that's a lot of cookies. https://t.co/R36J4rxRid
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<kmath> <WEATHERISHAPPEN> A SPESH GIFT FRUM UR WEATHER LORDS ⏎ ⏎ TH GIFT OF FREE WATER
<SnoopJeDi> I've fallen down a SDO rabbit hole of sorts. I made an hour-long seamless looping of that solar sonification, and toying with the idea of stringing together and hour's worth of video to combine with it for YouTube porpoises
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<egg|anbo|egg> https://twitter.com/whitequark/status/1042072480876253184 whitequark: are you going to put мелкая in a clean room to test that,
<kmath> <whitequark> @gsuberland so that's the effect of dried sweat on your skin, and cats don't sweat under fur. they also lick themse… https://t.co/eEX2EpNzkE
<egg|anbo|egg> !wpn -add:adj olfactory
<Qboid> egg|anbo|egg: Adjective added!
<egg|anbo|egg> !wpn -add:wpn bulb
<Qboid> egg|anbo|egg: Weapon added!
<egg|anbo|egg> !wpn bofh
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<UmbralRaptop> !meow radial velocities
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<UmbralRaptop> !wpn awang_
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<egg|anbo|egg> !wpn UmbralRaptop
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<UmbralRaptop> !wpn egg|anbo|egg
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<kmath> <crystalbennes> Oh my GOD! A friend in Helsinki took some proper photos of my CERN stained-glass window in its new permanent home a… https://t.co/ESjHW9t7n5
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<egg|anbo|egg> !pet bofh
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<egg|anbo|egg> !pet bofh
* Qboid pets bofh
<egg|anbo|egg> !pet whitequark
* Qboid pets whitequark
<egg|anbo|egg> !pet whitequark
* Qboid pets whitequark
* egg|anbo|egg pets a cat
<egg|anbo|egg> also, the cat pets itself
<UmbralRaptop> !pet ANBOcat
* Qboid pets ANBOcat
<egg|anbo|egg> self-petting cat
<SnoopJeDi> UmbralRaptop, wow
<egg|anbo|egg> !meow whitequark and bofh
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<egg|anbo|egg> stabbity!
<egg|anbo|egg> "It is expected that these truncation levels provide a 3-dimensional orbit accuracy of better than 0.5 mm for the indicated satellites (Ries, 2010)."
<egg|anbo|egg> "Ries, J.C., 2010, personal communication."
<egg|anbo|egg> stabbity stabbity stabbity stabbity stabbity.
<UmbralRaptop> Please do not stab the satellites that hard; you'll push them more than 0.5 mm.
<whitequark> lol
<bofh> egg|anbo|egg: "personal communication" is prolly my most hated thing to see in a reference, *particularly* when it's the goddamn one I specifically need.
<egg|anbo|egg> bofh: same
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<SnoopJeDi> I bump into internal technical notes more commonly, but...close enough to the same thing :/
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<egg|anbo|egg> UmbralRaptop: personal stabbing
<UmbralRaptop> stabbity (2018)
<Qboid> 7d 0h 0m 0s left to event #28: Horizons 3e & Azerspace 2 (Intelsat 38) / Ariane 5 VA245 [at 2018-09-25 21:53:00]. Say '!kountdown 28' for details
<awang_> New word of the day: "appurtenances"
<UmbralRaptop> ?
<bofh> !meow egg|anbo|egg
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<kmath> <SuperASASSN> If a collaborator writes in an e-mail "my awesome Dean", and she/he is not being sarcastic, should we be worried, and how worried?
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<awang_> UmbralRaptop: My coworkers are teaching me the SAT vocabulary that I never bothered to learn
<UmbralRaptop> awang_: also important if you have to take the GRE!
<bofh> ^
<awang_> Wait, the GRE has vocab requirements too?
<UmbralRaptop> Yep!
<UmbralRaptop> The regular GRE is basically a faster and harder SAT.
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<UmbralRaptop> oh no
<bofh> SAT: harder, shitter, faster, stronger