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<funkenstein>
:mission add You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light.
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added mission: You replace all of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights, which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to hang a light.
* raptop
holds up a pendant of pedantry
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<FLHerne>
Mat2ch: just over a month ago is well within their usual cadence
<FLHerne>
I mean, the ones before were December and October
<FLHerne>
so based on that you wouldn't expect another until mid-late April
<Mat2ch>
Well, we did get a weekly update with KSP 1 :(
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<Althego>
guh
<kubi>
hola
<kubi>
anything new, anything good?
<Tank2333>
no
<packbart>
maybe
<Mat2ch>
The good news are scheduled for 2025.
<Mat2ch>
Global trade chains are still a bit screwed up.
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<darsie>
kubi: Magic 8-ball says: Without a doubt.
<Althego>
with 2025 did you mean ksp2 release date?
<FLHerne>
I think it's mostly a semiconductor ordering joke
<Mat2ch>
Althego: any good news.
<Mat2ch>
:D
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<kubi>
well, tell me about the global delivery & value chains...
<Althego>
better not
<kubi>
we will have some interesting years/decades
<UmbralRaptop>
I guess the good news is that it's slowly getting easier to be an anime girl?
<Althego>
in 3d!
<UmbralRaptop>
:D
<Althego>
with an unfortunate name like karen...
<Althego>
i suspect there will be a generation with very few people named karen
<UmbralRaptop>
quite possibly
<packbart>
it's going to be offset by people naming their brats Karen "ironically"
<Althego>
hehe
<Mat2ch>
"Hey, Karen, get off that wall. Yes I mean you, my son"?
<Mat2ch>
I think we should give kids just their id as name and they shall chose a name for themselves when they are old enough: "Hey D-39545356 get over here. Fast!" (yes, that's satire ;P )
<Mat2ch>
"We call him little 56 around the house"
<Althego>
little bobby tables
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* a_flayer
tickles Althego
<UmbralRaptop>
Mat2ch: so, uh, you know about Isoroku Yamamoto, right? Guess what "isoroku" (五十六) means
<UmbralRaptop>
No, seriously. A historical figure named 56
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
literally called 56
<Mat2ch>
I didn't know that. What a coincidence!
<Althego>
wiki says: "Isoroku" is an old Japanese term meaning "56"; the name referred to his father's age at Isoroku's birth.
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<packbart>
and if he had a sibling born in the same year, it would have been "56-b"?
<raptop>
Because if you let a raptop go nuts with your missions/outcome, you get a bunch of engineering/safety jokes among other things
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<packbart>
uhh. question!
<packbart>
how do I witness something _after_ I died?
<raptop>
Either thanks to man-made horrors beyond your comprehension, or the existence of an afterlife
<raptop>
Or more mundanely, you're dead, so of course they're beyond your comprehension!
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You talk up the efficiency of Munar Orbital Rendezvous over Direct Ascent. Jeb dies permanently.
<Mat2ch>
well, I have seen so many things lately, I don't think there are any more man-made horrors beyond my comprehension.
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<FLHerne>
!mission add Your mission is to launch a full orange tank into orbit of Tylo
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added mission: Your mission is to launch a full orange tank into orbit of Tylo
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<FLHerne>
!outcome add The rocket won't stop flipping, so you add sideways-firing Mainsails in lieu of RCS
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added outcome: The rocket won't stop flipping, so you add sideways-firing Mainsails in lieu of RCS
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You taunt Scott Manley. There is a relevant xkcd made tomorrow.
<funkenstein>
unconnected
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You attempt to land on top of the VAB from orbit. You look at /r/cutefemalecopses.
<funkenstein>
did they mean corpses
<funkenstein>
a copse is an entirely different thing
<funkenstein>
though cute groups of female trees could exist?
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade! You make life take the lemons back. You GET MAD! You don't want life's damn lemons! What are you supposed to do with these?! Your kerbals are vaporized, but your craft survives.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You assign Jeb to Collins Duty. A pile of viruses is unexpectedly dumped onto Mission Control.
<FLHerne>
funkenstein: I suspect the one-letter difference is somehow the joke
<FLHerne>
although I don't get it
<funkenstein>
yeahh
<funkenstein>
I believe the term is "dafuq?"
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You upgrade your spacecraft control to be entirely keyboard-based. B787_300 explodes, emitting all kinds of Boeing planes.
<FLHerne>
;mission add You can't see why the last mission is funny.
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added mission: You can't see why the last mission is funny.
<FLHerne>
;outcome add All the carbon monoxide alarms go off at once
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added outcome: All the carbon monoxide alarms go off at once
<FLHerne>
(that was how I woke up yesterday :-/)
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* a_flayer
slaps FLHerne
<FLHerne>
oi
<a_flayer>
what happened?
<FLHerne>
stove operating error
<a_flayer>
oof
<FLHerne>
I think I left the vent open slightly too wide for the amount of coal piled up overnight
<FLHerne>
so it burned out about 7am
<FLHerne>
and then if there's wind and it's still smouldering that tends to blow fumes into my little cabin
<FLHerne>
on the plus side, I know for sure the alarms work now
<FLHerne>
Friday was the smoke alarms, so I guess tomorrow will be the bilge alarm
<a_flayer>
good luck
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