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<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
raptop: You embark on a quest to replace all celestial bodies with infernal ones. ...but staging is locked.
<RoboFreak>
hehe
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<raptop>
thwarted from my nefarious plans by the smallest of things...
<raptop>
!mission add You ask if you can ask a question.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: You ask if you can ask a question.
<raptop>
!mission add You speed up to slow down.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: You speed up to slow down.
<raptop>
!mission add You slow down to speed up.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: You slow down to speed up.
<raptop>
(Yes, I know those are valid maneuvers. There are also good outcomes.)
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<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
XXCoder: You attempt to drive your solar sail vessel with a flashlight. The hoax is debunked, revealing that suclearnub's parents are fake.
<XXCoder>
yep the flashlight lit up the secrets
<UmbralRaptop>
grats or something
<XXCoder>
conclusion sure aged poorly lol
<UmbralRaptop>
I wonder how he's doing
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<FLHerne>
that sounds like a backstory I missed
<FLHerne>
;mission add Several tourists sign up for "the trip of a lifetime."
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added mission: Several tourists sign up for "the trip of a lifetime."
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<UmbralRaptop>
Unfortunately, that approach to the trip will get you fined, not paid
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<Althego>
leet time
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<raptop>
FLHerne: the backstory is that suclearnub's parents apparently had some weird ideas like space programs in general being conspiracy theories or something
<raptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
raptop: You find one of HarvesteR's ancient posts on a forgotten forum. The entire KSC crew now suffers from salmonella poisoning.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
rotten infected posts
<raptop>
How was I supposed to know that kerbals would *eat* bbcode on the like?
<FLHerne>
raptop: That sounds less like "aged poorly" and more like "was the joke"
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<FLHerne>
;mission add Your payload grossly exceeds the design mass of your vehicle.
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added mission: Your payload grossly exceeds the design mass of your vehicle.
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<Althego>
kikke... konfauna
<darsie>
Hmm, maybe submarine bouyancy could be fine trimmed with an Oscar B.
* raptop
wonders if more cursed chess games will happen
<Althego>
probably not
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<raptop>
!mission add You attempt to spin-stabilize a tennis racket.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: You attempt to spin-stabilize a tennis racket.
<raptop>
(Yes, it's an angular momentum joke)
<packbart>
add more fins!
<raptop>
...what if I add finns?
<packbart>
you'll drown in vowels
<raptop>
I was hoping that they'd spontaniously form a metal band
<Tank2333>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Tank2333: You attempt to play marbles with asteroids. Jebediah crashes into Jool at 9100 m/s.
<raptop>
oops
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