<LunchBot>
You attempt to hack Kountdown. News arrives that the galactic core is exploding. All funding for your efforts is withdrawn immediately.
<XXCoder>
oh well kountdown is safe... for now
<Izaya>
on the upside you have like 10000+ years to devise a solution
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<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You try to find proof of the multiverse. You get this bot banned by spamming ;mission too much.
<Mat2ch>
!mission add You try to get your rocket out of a flat spin.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You try to get your rocket out of a flat spin.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You lose your lunch license due to unsanitary conditions in the preperation of porkchop plots. This Science is only applicable for western rocketry!
<LunchBot>
A burning wheel bounces out of the wreckage and rolls away, due to the effects of general narrativity.
<funkenstein>
did...did I add that, or did someone else
<raptop>
It's been there for some time
<funkenstein>
because that is a discworld reference that I known to make, but i don't recall adding it
<raptop>
I think since that one ESA mars mission crashed?
<funkenstein>
heh
<funkenstein>
“Then the oil from the coach-lamps ignites and there is a second explosion, out of which rolls - because there are certain conventions, even in tragedy - a burning wheel.”
<funkenstein>
in other places he mentions that one of the driving forces of the Discworld is "narrativium"
<flayer>
the human world runs on narrativium
<funkenstein>
;outcome add You fall off the Edge.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You fall off the Edge.
<funkenstein>
yes, but not enough of it
<flayer>
too much imo
<funkenstein>
million in one chances aren't cropping up 9 times out of 10 ye
<funkenstein>
yet
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You purchase some trampolines from Дмитрий Рогозин. Boosters are a sometimes tool.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You attach a couple hundred dozen RCS ports to your space station in an attempt to spin faster. You run out of electricity.
<Mat2ch>
Classic.
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<FLHerne>
You forgot to turn the reaction wheels off first, I see
<FLHerne>
;nextlunch add Sausages, fried onions, boiled potatoes and broccoli
<LunchBot>
Added lunch: Sausages, fried onions, boiled potatoes and broccoli
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<Althego>
;nextlunch help
<LunchBot>
Commands are: help, list, add <lunch>, del[ete] <search>, fixup s/<old>/<new>/, [get] [<search>]. I am operated by FLHerne.