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<funkenstein>
king arthur and the knights of the GROND table
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: After trying a meta-meat pie at the KSC, you build a protein/anti-protein generator. Oh my god, you killed Kenny.
<funkenstein>
hehehehhehee
<funkenstein>
perfect
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Your payload grossly exceeds the design mass of your vehicle. You suffer terminal acronym poisoning.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You obtain +o. Kerbals once again discover that chemistry is not good to screw around with.
<funkenstein>
nevertheless, they show no signs of stopping
<funkenstein>
what is +o, due to the way searches work, my query was interpreted as "what is o"
<funkenstein>
my transfer to jool is a year away, in the meantime, to fill the space, could I conceivably get to the surface of eve with just parachutes, having not yet unlocked everybody's favorite inflatable heat shield?
<FLHerne>
;outcome add This proves to be the final straw. You are exiled from Kerbin forever.
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added outcome: This proves to be the final straw. You are exiled from Kerbin forever.
<FLHerne>
Eve -- probably not
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You try to stabilize your craft and poke the throttle with a stick. Scott Manley makes a video on how to do it better.
<Mat2ch>
Oh, come on.
<FLHerne>
;outcome add An outbreak of common sense sweeps through KSC. Operations are disrupted until a vaccine is developed.
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added outcome: An outbreak of common sense sweeps through KSC. Operations are disrupted until a vaccine is developed.
<Althego>
hehe scott does the best stick poking, everybody knows that :)
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken. Your attempt to make ClF5 in a pressure cooker reminds you of an ex girlfriend.
<Mat2ch>
No it does not. I've closed that file for me. I really have. *breaksoutintears*
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<Althego>
guh
<funkenstein>
is the vaccine for common sense alcohol, is it developed based upon Bob and Jeb's respective hydrazine and chloramine addictions?
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You find yourself in 2001: A Space Odyssey. The United Nations confiscates your SCRAM cannon.
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<funkenstein>
shame
<funkenstein>
where IS the inflateable heat shield
<Althego>
where the others are
<funkenstein>
Imeant, where in the tech tree, but i found it in heavy landing
<funkenstein>
I mistook it for a decoupler for some reason
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You pet Kountdown. It's the strangest way yet to deliver a pizza.
<Althego>
which is hard because it is pointy
<funkenstein>
yes, well, I have great vision but that doesn't mean I'm not blind
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You decide to complain about mods that you've never installed. Turns out mission planning technique is more important than rocket size.
<funkenstein>
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You subject FOOF to ozonolysis in spite of the dire warnings not to. sal_vager breaks down the resultant wreckage for scrap value.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You outsource the assembly of your rockets to Australia. This ultimately kills an infinite number of kerbals in finite time.
<funkenstein>
logical
<Althego>
must be the spiders and snakes in australia killing them
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<funkenstein>
snakes on a spaceplane
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
with samuel kerman jackson?
<funkenstein>
;mission add Bob confuses hydrazine for diphenhydramine
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added mission: Bob confuses hydrazine for diphenhydramine
<funkenstein>
precisely
<Althego>
i dont even know what the latter is
<darsie>
;outcome add Valentina changes her last name to German.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Added outcome: Valentina changes her last name to German.
<darsie>
;outcome del Valentina changes her last name to German.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Deleted outcome: "Valentina changes her last name to German."
<darsie>
;outcome add Wernher changes his last name to German.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Added outcome: Wernher changes his last name to German.
<funkenstein>
lul
<funkenstein>
diphenhydramine Hcl is benadryl and similar
<darsie>
;outcome del Wernher changes his last name to German.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Deleted outcome: "Wernher changes his last name to German."
<darsie>
;outcome add Wernher changes his last name to German.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Added outcome: Wernher changes his last name to German.
* darsie
thought of 'von German' ...
<funkenstein>
yes, I gathered
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You outsource the assembly of your rockets to the General Products Corporation. taniwha explodes, emitting all kinds of launchpads.
<funkenstein>
target of opportunity
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You ask Clarence for clearance on your new plane and Victor your vector but Roger does not roger and you can't take off. There was a sound like the whole world saying "wop" all at once.
<funkenstein>
wow, hitchhiker's guide AND airplane
<funkenstein>
;mission shirley
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: No mission found matching "shirley".
<funkenstein>
;outcome shirley
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: No outcome found matching "shirley".
<funkenstein>
;mission add Jeb does NOT understand, and requests that you not call him Shirley.
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added mission: Jeb does NOT understand, and requests that you not call him Shirley.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You install a flux capacitor on your rocket in an attempt to travel back in time. VallCactus loses all his suclearnubPoints™.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You blow Alcubierre soap bubbles. Kerbin blows up.
<funkenstein>
;mission add In lieu of an Alcubierre drive, you try an Alsphereierre drive instead
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added mission: In lieu of an Alcubierre drive, you try an Alsphereierre drive instead
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<Althego>
zombanwa
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<funkenstein>
every time i land on the mun, i gently tilt over
<funkenstein>
aaaaaaaaaagh
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You attempt to put up a satellite to supply Kerbalnet access to Duna. Someone writes a parody song about it.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You try to build a space shuttle. Your ship is crushed into a small 1:4:9 rectangular prism.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You attempt to expose the conspiracy to promote a false planet known as "Dres". Your R&D department procrastinates on their simulations by playing Cookie Clicker.
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<raptop>
;mission add The void calls to you.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: The void calls to you.
<Althego>
must be a ?? stack frame
<raptop>
hmm
<raptop>
Is there a BadS kernel flag so it won't panic?
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<FLHerne>
;mission fixup s/attempt to//
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: New text is: You expose the conspiracy to promote a false planet known as "Dres".
<FLHerne>
^it's funnier
<Izaya>
as long as the R&D department doesn't start playing Universal Paperclips or whatever it was called
<FLHerne>
;mission add The R&D department starts playing Universal Paperclips.
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added mission: The R&D department starts playing Universal Paperclips.
<Izaya>
oh dear.
<raptop>
;mission fixup s/ exopose/ expose/
<LunchBot>
raptop: No recently-mentioned mission found matching " exopose".
<raptop>
;mission fixup s/ expose/ expose/
<LunchBot>
raptop: No recently-mentioned mission found matching " expose".
<raptop>
hm
<FLHerne>
raptop: I fixed it in PM, having realised the same thing you did ;-)
<FLHerne>
[19:55] <FLHerne> !mission fixup s/ / /
<raptop>
ah
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<raptop>
!mission add You attempt to distract everyone from your space program's problems by showing them pictures of your cat(s).
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: You attempt to distract everyone from your space program's problems by showing them pictures of your cat(s).