<JVFoxy>
haven't played KSP for a while, get back into it. Mission was to attach an additional antenna to a mun polar satellite...
<Althego>
eh, moved to tomorrow
<JVFoxy>
but then some reason, in flight eva engineering refused to comply. :\
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<JVFoxy>
oop
<JVFoxy>
also, heyos.. we all fly'n safe at least?
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
XXCoder: You attempt to fight a troll in creative ways. The trajectory preview confuses you and you arrive the wrong way.. No big deal this time, though.
<funkenstein>
I had my fingers on the wrong keys, shut down my engines, then stagedbecause I mistakenly thought the engines shut down because I was out of fuel...
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You blow Alcubierre soap bubbles. You are forced to launch another rescue mission for the previous one. The universe reaches its recursion limit and segfaults.
<Althego>
hehe
<JVFoxy>
'system restore' ... ya, not /that/ kind of system
<XXCoder>
TWO conclusions? weird
<XXCoder>
oh nm
<JVFoxy>
late night weirdness?
<XXCoder>
nah its related. just had to think a min
<JVFoxy>
ah.. then late night dozies.. though in my case, more just boredom. :\
<JVFoxy>
and being a little peeved, KSP decided to bork on me a little
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<funkenstein>
how did ze bork
<FLHerne>
;mission add Jeb goes on strike, claiming that every time he flies his mind is psychically controlled by giant beings from another universe
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added mission: Jeb goes on strike, claiming that every time he flies his mind is psychically controlled by giant beings from another universe
<FLHerne>
;outcome add Everyone else ignores this until far, *far* too late
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added outcome: Everyone else ignores this until far, *far* too late
<funkenstein>
lul
<funkenstein>
valentina has noticed this as well, but seems simply to be glad to be along for the ride
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<funkenstein>
the fact that you cannot set kerbin as a target is a massive oversight
<FLHerne>
Can you not?
<FLHerne>
I don't remember having that problem
<darsie>
I could.
<darsie>
You can't if you're in Kerbin orbit, I think.
<darsie>
not sure
<funkenstein>
I was in orbit of minmus
<funkenstein>
the best I could do is set off for the mun, which was likely more efficient anyway
<funkenstein>
but I could switch focus to kerbin, but no matter what I clicked that's th best I could get
<Althego>
why would you need to target kerbin if you are inside the soi?
<Althego>
what does it help you with?
<Althego>
yes, i noticed you cannot do that, but never hurt me any way
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<FLHerne>
;mission add Kerbal scientists discover a form of water that can be used as rocket fuel. Still better, a single drop of it will catalyze any water it contacts into that form!
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added mission: Kerbal scientists discover a form of water that can be used as rocket fuel. Still better, a single drop of it will catalyze any water it contacts into that form!
<funkenstein>
well, I didn't have the dv to get back to the surface from a pe of 26mm
<FLHerne>
(yes I know this is thermodynamically implausible)
<funkenstein>
;outcome add Jeb accidentally drops the catalyst water into the ocean.
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added outcome: Jeb accidentally drops the catalyst water into the ocean.
<packbart>
that's how the explodium sea on EVE came about
<packbart>
err, Eve. Not EVE m/
<packbart>
too many things named Eve!
<FLHerne>
funkenstein: 26mm isn't much :p
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<funkenstein>
hmm
<funkenstein>
so I could have in theory landed from there with 2100 dv
<funkenstein>
I judged it to be far easier to get bacck using the soi of literally any other nearby body
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<funkenstein>
;outcome kaboom
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Kaboom, and the vessel is gone!
<funkenstein>
right, then
<Althego>
kikkerikii
<funkenstein>
;outcome add You finally get that earth-shattering kaboom you were expecting for so long.
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added outcome: You finally get that earth-shattering kaboom you were expecting for so long.
<funkenstein>
marvin is pleased
<funkenstein>
lul
<funkenstein>
;outcome displeased
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: No outcome found matching "displeased".
<funkenstein>
hmph
<funkenstein>
;outcome add The Kraken sends a scathing email to mission control, demanding they inform you of its displeasure.
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added outcome: The Kraken sends a scathing email to mission control, demanding they inform you of its displeasure.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You fail to find the cactus. You crack a joke about it.
<raptop>
!outcome karen
<LunchBot>
raptop: The Deep Space Karen throttles Jeb, demanding to see his manager.
<funkenstein>
luul
<funkenstein>
;outcome add It's the perfect murder weapon of the modern age... the LUL
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added outcome: It's the perfect murder weapon of the modern age... the LUL
<funkenstein>
;mission add Now son...don't touch that cactus...
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Added mission: Now son...don't touch that cactus...
<funkenstein>
erm
<funkenstein>
how do I fixup to add a comma
<raptop>
Hrm, I'm pretty sure that fixup isn't well documented
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You land like a boss. Bob's chances of survival are directly proportional to his ability to count the shadows.
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* Mat2ch
had too much pizza
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You stage an F1 race with "spare" Saturn V engines. ShaunR71 Slingshots a knife around Duna, then the flaming,falling knife lands on your chest at 20000 MPH (On Kerbin). Good aim, ShaunR71!
<funkenstein>
wat
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You attempt to make an engine that runs on electricity. Germ pollinates.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You give the MechJeb pod the evil eye to try to make it stop staring at you. You have no chance to survive make your time.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You reject traditional drugs and substitute your own. This happens in spite of the fact that C has not yet been invented.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Mat2ch: You set KIDS to 0.01. Apple's largest production facility is mysteriously melted by boosters.
<Mat2ch>
Ah, finally something good.
<Azander>
;mission
<LunchBot>
Azander: You install Ubuntu on a Probodobodyne Okto-2. TheKosmonaut's feelings are hurt.
<Mat2ch>
How could you!
<Mat2ch>
You should have installed the real Ubuntu. Debian!
<Azander>
I prefer Debian for servers, Mint for workstations, so I don't know how I could!
<funkenstein>
;next pinecone
<funkenstein>
;nextpinecone
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: Orbbfrggg PN2 | New Year pinecone boogaloo - NET 2022-01-01T00:14:00Z
<funkenstein>
what does that do ?
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You build a wheel that turns itself forward. Дмитрий Рогозин questions the quality of your brooms.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You spike your fuel with red mercury. The on-board computer locks you outside the airlock.
<Althego>
hehe
<Althego>
the rogozin
<raptop>
The pinecone thing is a meme because a person in another channel made a bet about eating a pinecone if something happened
<funkenstein>
I find myself hilarious. I am alone in this.
<flayer>
no you are not
<raptop>
I mean I could start posting random wackiness(?) here
<raptop>
. o O (Due to budget cuts, foxes will only be allowed a single tail)
<Althego>
what, no nine taield foxes?
<raptop>
They're too expensive!
<funkenstein>
hehehe
<funkenstein>
random wackiness is my favourite
<raptop>
note to self: stop tyoping NSWR as NSFW
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<funkenstein>
khjkhjngh
<funkenstein>
wow
<funkenstein>
moving on... my fuel priority setup seems to not be working
<Althego>
weight on wheels
<funkenstein>
wizards on warfarin
<funkenstein>
try as I might, I cannot get my side tanks to burn fuel before my center one, which alright for trips to minmus, but if I were to send this vessel any further I would need this to function
<Althego>
set priorities?
<funkenstein>
yes that is my point
<Althego>
you can also use the old fashined fuel lines
<funkenstein>
side tanks have a priority of +40 now and the center tanks have a priority of -20
<funkenstein>
I chose a pilot other than jeb and my rocket became uncontrollable due to extreme reactivity
<funkenstein>
presumably that's not normal?
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
funkenstein: You try to recreate a previous failure as a learning exercise, but this time with greater sarcasm. Your computer reboots at the most inopportune moment.
<Mat2ch>
funkenstein: only pilots can use SAS. You have to put a probe core on the rocket otherwise
<Mat2ch>
maybe that was your problem?
<UmbralRaptop>
^
<funkenstein>
it was a pilot with 100% courage and 0 stupidity
<funkenstein>
SAS was on, just painfully overcorrecting
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<funkenstein>
conclusion; my experiment storage was too heavy
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<FLHerne>
funkenstein: Did you (forget to) press capslock?
<FLHerne>
I seem to have it on low-sensitivity mode almost always
<FLHerne>
then sometimes I forget to press capslock and it all goes pear-shaped
<funkenstein>
I haven't ever done so, but I did add a magnetometer boom and two experiment storage units, the removal of the latter seems to have done the trick.
<darsie>
Mat2ch: In space rotation can be stopped with time warp.
<Mat2ch>
Sadly the timewarp generator is not yet invented...
<darsie>
Just click the small triangles on the top left.
<Althego>
just a jump to the left
<Althego>
put your hands on your hips
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<funkenstein>
but it's the ionic thrust
<funkenstein>
that really drives you insane
<funkenstein>
is 71Mm too high to return from with 2300dv
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<funkenstein>
ugh
<funkenstein>
now I can't click any point along my path to warp to
<funkenstein>
thanks althego now I have to listen to that song
<funkenstein>
which does, of course, mean I must do the dance as well
<Althego>
lol
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<raptop>
!mission add The Lord of Boosters shall pershi, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: The Lord of Boosters shall pershi, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage.
<raptop>
!mission del The Lord of Boosters shall pershi, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Deleted mission: "The Lord of Boosters shall pershi, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage."
<raptop>
!mission add The Lord of Boosters shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage.
<LunchBot>
raptop: Added mission: The Lord of Boosters shall perish, but in his doom he shall spawn a score of kerbal progeny. Chaos will be sewn from their passage.
<raptop>
Baldur's Gate, KSP, close enough
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