04:24 <raptop> !mission

04:24 <LunchBot> raptop: You modify your flight computer to run with a lisp. You miss your skew-flip and collide wtih Eve at 40 km/s.

04:25 <raptop> !mission add You question the value of orbital mechanics software written in FORTRAN.

04:25 <LunchBot> raptop: Added mission: You question the value of orbital mechanics software written in FORTRAN.

05:29 <raptop> !mission add You attempt to perform chemistry on your orbital elements.

05:29 <LunchBot> raptop: Added mission: You attempt to perform chemistry on your orbital elements.

08:32 <Mat2ch> !mission

08:32 <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You build a shrine on Bop to the mighty Kraken. Robbaz giggles with delight.

11:37 <Althego> (local) leet time

13:05 <darsie> .

13:06 <Althego> kikkerikii

13:06 <darsie> .

13:10 <Althego> zombanwa

14:30 <Althego> !nextlunch

14:30 <LunchBot> Althego: Beetroot sandwich.

14:45 <Mat2ch> !mission

14:45 <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You switch to an x64 version of KSP. A burning wheel bounces out of the wreckage and rolls away, due to the effects of general narrativity.

14:45 <Mat2ch> !mission

14:45 <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You are tasked with fixing an overpopulation of kerbals. You're fired for playing KSP too much and live off your youtube channel.

14:50 <Mat2ch> They didn't say HOW to fix it!

14:51 <Althego> no it was there

14:51 <Althego> by playing ksp

14:51 <Althego> killing kerbals for years now

15:07 <Mat2ch> !mission

15:07 <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You give Jeb the Dubstep gun. You are banned from calculating probability distributions for continuously being indiscreet.

15:07 <Mat2ch> uhhhh, I loved the Dubstep gun!

15:07 <Althego> must be like lucio's weapon in ow

15:08 <Althego> oh it is a saints row thing

15:08 <Mat2ch> yep

15:09 <Althego> i wouldnt be able to use it because of the noise it makes

15:10 <Althego> on the other hand, equally anoying to some people, i would wield a chiptune gun with ease

15:13 <raptop> !mission add You use PWM to control your NTR's thrust.

15:13 <LunchBot> raptop: Added mission: You use PWM to control your NTR's thrust.

15:23 <Mat2ch> !mission

15:23 <LunchBot> Mat2ch: You petition the KSC cafeteria to serve nuclear pasta. TheKosmonaut's feelings are hurt.

15:23 <Mat2ch> Someone doesn't like pasta

15:23 <Althego> nuclear pasta

15:24 <Althego> it has nuclei, does that make it nucleat?

15:24 <Mat2ch> It's Friday evening. I don't want to think about this. :D

15:26 <raptop> Nuclear pasta is in fact the technical term for what's going on in a neutron star's mantle

15:26 <Althego> ah

15:28 <raptop> "The inner crust is where the nuclear pasta phase, a novel state of matter having nucleons arranged in a variety of complex shapes, is expected to appear. In the innermost layers near the crust/core boundary, because of the large effect of the Coulomb lattice energy, cylindrical and planar geometries can occur, both as nuclei and as bubbles [24]. These phases are collectively named nuclear pasta (by

15:28 <raptop> analogy to the shape of spaghetti, maccaroni and lasagna). More so- phisticated molecular dynamics simulations [25, 26] have shown that it may be unrealistic to predict the exact sizes and shapes of the pasta clusters, and that the actual shape of the pasta phase can be very amorphous, with a very irregular distribution of charge"

15:28 <raptop> https://arxiv.org/pdf/1304.6546.pdf

16:20 <Althego> !mission

16:20 <LunchBot> Althego: You taunt DuoDex. Even your emergency slide rule becomes self-aware.

16:20 <Althego> hehe emergency slide rule

16:41 <Izaya> Gonna stream some KSP shortly, if anyone's interested. will report back with a link once it's going

16:52 <darsie> .

16:56 <raptop> hm

16:58 <Izaya> https://lainchan.org/stream if anyone's interested, currently the KSP loading screen with music though

16:59 <Althego> hello lain. hallo navi

16:59 <Althego> not playing

17:00 <Izaya> sorry, had some weird ffmpeg Things going on on my end

17:01 <Izaya> should play if you refresh or use the direct link in your media player of choice

17:03 <Althego> seriously slow loading

17:04 <Izaya> my end is keeping up fine so I guess it's the server now x_x

17:04 <Izaya> really gotta get my own setup for streaming

17:04 <Althego> i meant ksp

17:04 <Izaya> oh, yeah :p

17:04 <Althego> i guess a lot of mods

17:05 <Izaya> it's running from HDD so it's not spectacularly fast if it's not cached

17:14 <Izaya> not sure how well this setup is coping :<

17:17 <Althego> not terribly high framerate and sometimes loading circle

17:20 <Izaya> yeah this is ... suboptimal

17:36 <Izaya> audio's all out of sync too >.>

17:40 <Izaya> convinced OBS to do it

17:42 <Izaya> whatever OBS does, it does it better

17:42 <Izaya> stream is back up

17:45 <Althego> maybe try a plunger. it is a series of tubes after all :)

17:45 <Izaya> oh, my encode is taking too much CPU time

17:45 <raptop> Lots of hitching on Izaya's stream, unsure of where it is

17:46 <Izaya> well that explains it >.>

17:46 <Althego> use nvenc instead?

17:47 <Izaya> I'm doing the encoding on a headless machine

17:47 <Izaya> figured I'd spew it hardly compressed from my desktop to another machine to both record and stream it

17:56 <Izaya> okay slapping both outputs with -ultrafast worked

17:56 <raptop> yay

18:11 <raptop> F

19:51 <Althego> 2700 people listening to a zombie using a wooden toy toad

19:54 <raptop> the internet is a silly place

19:55 <Althego> worse than camelot. but why are we here then?

19:55 <raptop> This kind of silly is good, though!

19:59 <Althego> remember the area 51 raid? with the legendary guy naruto running behind the reporter?

20:04 <Izaya> oop, computer crashed

20:04 <raptop> F or something

20:05 <darsie> ɸ

20:08 <Althego> ふ

20:09 <darsie> ɸФф

20:11 <darsie> фɸФΦ

20:12 <raptop> FfふフφΦ

20:13 <raptop> 🇫

20:14 <darsie> ▯

20:15 <Althego> Ⅎ

20:15 <raptop> Ｆ

21:11 <raptop> !outcome add You invent a hypergolic trajectory.

21:11 <LunchBot> raptop: Added outcome: You invent a hypergolic trajectory.

21:12 <raptop> (It could be a mission, but I like it as an outcome that is implied to be bad)

21:18 <FLHerne> ;outcome fixup s/invent/pioneer/

21:18 <LunchBot> FLHerne: New text is: You pioneer a hypergolic trajectory.

21:18 <FLHerne> raptop: I think this is better

21:18 <raptop> That's also good

21:22 <Izaya> soon(TM) https://shadowkat.net/tmp/b80f.png

21:25 <raptop> hmm