raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.12.3 http://bit.ly/ksp112update | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | "modcall" to call ops | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | JWST deployment status: https://webb.nasa.gov/content/webbLaunch/whereIsWebb.html | Ask not for whom the 鶏^H火の鳥 kikkerikiis
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> XXCoder: You look at the Magic Boulder for too long at a time. The Kraken dines on your vessel.
<XXCoder> well thats olvious. I just didnt pay attention
<raptop> Ah, one of those cases where the magic boulder is SCP-XXXX-01, and the kraken is SCP-XXXX-02
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<raptop> !mission add You search for the loading screen sandcastle.
<LunchBot> raptop: Added mission: You search for the loading screen sandcastle.
<raptop> !mission del You search for the loading screen sandcastle.
<LunchBot> raptop: Deleted mission: "You search for the loading screen sandcastle."
<raptop> !mission add You search for the main menu sandcastle.
<LunchBot> raptop: Added mission: You search for the main menu sandcastle.
<raptop> words hard
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<funkenstein> ;outcome add I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!
<LunchBot> funkenstein: Added outcome: I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!
<funkenstein> FLHerne that is a lovely blue narrowboat
<funkenstein> ;mission add You add FOOF to your floof.
<LunchBot> funkenstein: Added mission: You add FOOF to your floof.
<UmbralRaptor> ;outcome floof
<LunchBot> UmbralRaptor: You find yourself feeling floofy, and exothermic.
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<funkenstein> heh
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> funkenstein: You force a game engine that was intended for casual iOS games to run a space sim. You discover that the moon you're visiting is really a planet destroying space station.
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> funkenstein: You attempt to discover how far down the stack of turtles really goes. You give up.
<funkenstein> WOW
<UmbralRaptor> ;outcome teke
<LunchBot> UmbralRaptor: Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
<XXCoder> ;outcome
<LunchBot> XXCoder: So you use the remains of crashed kerbals for ballast.
<XXCoder> reuse nice
<UmbralRaptor> ballast, mystery goo, propellant. There are many uses for kerbals
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<Althego> finally, after more than 25 years, i can consistently get to the soh jin secret level in tyrian
<Althego> although i still dont get why the game hides the most powerful shield in the second level where you dont have enough money for it
<XXCoder> so speedrunners can figure how to get money for it fast
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> as you can loop around with your best setup
<XXCoder> but the speedrunners probably just skip equipment
<XXCoder> like that 0 star mario 64 run
<XXCoder> nearly all bowser army never saw mario at all
<packbart> ooh, Elite for 6€ again, even in their own store. Hello alt-account
<Althego> hehe
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<Althego> some idiot decided it is a good idea to permanently disable wifi during install
<Althego> i havent even ehard that wifi has a country code
<Althego> but it was needed as a user input before it started up
<sandbox> ?
<Althego> on the pi
<packbart> yeah, even with the proper code set in wpasupplicant.conf, it wouldn't connect until I ran raspi-config once
<Althego> i could imagine that during initial setup
<Althego> but while upgrading it shouldnt have done that
<packbart> indeed. never had that one happen to me
* flayer tickles packbart
* packbart sneezes
<Althego> oh no, chad cast and ollie at the same time
<flayer> packbart, i'm happy cause i have an appropriate database for my website
<packbart> is it web-scale?
<flayer> it will be on the internet
<packbart> a mere 12 years old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs
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<Guest97817> Good [enter time of day here] everyone!
<Guest97817> Anyone around to talk about some KSP?
<Althego> maybe
<Guest97817> Oh wait where is my name? One sec
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<TheWireLord> Ah ha
<TheWireLord> There we are
<TheWireLord> So any way. How about them rockets am I right?
<Mat2ch> Hello TheWireLord
<Mat2ch> Well, we mostly discuss random things here lately and wait for KSP2. :D
<Mat2ch> Oh, and:
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> Mat2ch: You ask Clarence for clearance on your new plane and Victor your vector but Roger does not roger and you can't take off. You die before witnessing man-made horrors within your comprehension.
<Althego> hehe
<Althego> airplane
<raptop> Just remember: Δv = c * tanh(v_e/c * ln(mf/mi))
<raptop> (or not because we know that won't actually work in KSP2)
<TheWireLord> Haha poor KSP2. Will it ever become realized and released? The world may never know
<raptop> The devs badly underestimated the amount of work they were taking on
<Althego> ksp2 is still a better bet than star citizen
<Mat2ch> Hey, you can do stuff in Star Citizen!
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<FLHerne> TheWireLord: I continue to be encouraged by the videos the KSP2 team are putting out
<FLHerne> Who knows about the release date, but they clearly have the right attitude to the game
<FLHerne> and some really cool ideas
<Mat2ch> I'm not a fan about the interstellar travel engines. At least not the nuclear bomb one... to obvious that this wouldn't work long enough to get anywhere. (Shock absorbers will soften and soften if used heavily and will need replacement. Nobody cared about that)
<Althego> there is a russian spacewalk around the poisk module
<Mat2ch> And travel times, well... at half the speed of light you would need eight years to get to the nearest star iirc. But KSP can make them closer and Kerbals sometimes get forgotton for hundreds of years ;)
<Althego> forget that, we cant even get up to 10%
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<Mat2ch> We could use Starship to send a probe up that can get to 10 %. Then it would take 40 years to get there, but we know that it is possible
<Mat2ch> so in 44 years we could see images from another star up close
<Mat2ch> This is nothing in the space exploration timeframe
<Mat2ch> but it is entirely possible we can catch up to that probe and even overtake it with technologies we develop in those 44 years.
<Althego> but you have to try
<Althego> because without the tech created for the probe
<Althego> there will be no even faster tech
<Mat2ch> yes. We have to and we should totally go for it.
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<funkenstein> MUST
<funkenstein> outcome add MUSTAKRAKISH
<funkenstein> ;outcome add MUSTAKRAKISH
<LunchBot> funkenstein: Added outcome: MUSTAKRAKISH
<Althego> what is that
<funkenstein> cringe, i assure you. it's wonderous
<funkenstein> oh wow there's a cringe here lmao
<Althego> yes, used to report iss urine tank levels
<Althego> but the site the info is from is not providing it anymore
<cringe> :(
<cringe> used to be there
<Althego> i bet they still get the data
<funkenstein> lolol
<cringe> I reached out to them when it went down, never heard back
<funkenstein> naturally, because once you're in the "high place" ( whether it's really that great or not) you get self important and have no time for anyone who isn't known enough
<cringe> yeah, i should just reply DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM
<cringe> but might be weird sicne its been over a year
<Althego> hehe
<funkenstein> lol
<funkenstein> now you've stewed over the urine and become the supervillian PISS MAN
<funkenstein> DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM PISS MAN
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> Mat2ch: You write a technical report about "fussion" reactor technology. You successfully lower the speed of light to 1 m/s. However, your subsequent excited rush out of your lab to announce your findings goes very badly for you.
<funkenstein> fuf
<Althego> broke the light speed limit?
<funkenstein> but then, you would be sent back possibly to when you hadn't done so, so either it never happened or it always is happening
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<FLHerne> Mat2ch: > Shock absorbers will soften and soften if used heavily < that hardly sounds insurmountable
<Mat2ch> FLHerne: do you want to go out inbetween to star systems and change them? There's a nuclear deflector nearby which is radiating all kinds of stuff very close nearby...
<Mat2ch> too man nearbys...
<FLHerne> No, but you're not exactly using stock ones out of the car-parts bin
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<FLHerne> add some lines to replace the hydraulic fluid in situ, use pressure-lubricated seals instead of plain rubber ones and so on
<FLHerne> there's no reason they *have* to wear out after <n> cycles, it's just that car ones are designed to be the cheapest thing that doesn't wear out under warranty
<FLHerne> and the bigger they are, the more practical it is to trade simplicity for lifetime
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<FLHerne> ;mission add You value-engineer your components to the brink of failure
<LunchBot> FLHerne: Added mission: You value-engineer your components to the brink of failure
<raptop> Wait, isn't that normal?
<raptop> !mission devia
<LunchBot> raptop: You normalize deviance.
<Mat2ch> FLHerne: the shock absorbers in my car are still in good condition after 150000 km on them. But I don't abuse them...
<Mat2ch> and streets here are fairly good.
<Mat2ch> And on a spaceship you want to design stuff as long lasting as possible, but you have to consider weight as well
<darsie> You also don't want spaceships to be excessively expensive.
<Mat2ch> well, how much costs one of those bombs to propell you forward? :D
<darsie> Nukes?
<FLHerne> darsie: yeah, KSP2 has those, that was the start point
<darsie> ah
<darsie> I almost mentioned it.
<Mat2ch> Well, they talk about 800 of these at a cost of 1 million each. So in todays money over a billion just for the fuel.
<Mat2ch> Well, Daedalus sounds more likely to be built...
<darsie> 1 GUSD is cheap.
<darsie> fusion bombs?
<Mat2ch> More a fusion drive
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> funkenstein: You build a replica of an obscure craft that no one but you has ever heard of. You exhaust the munar supply of karbonite.
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> funkenstein: You play Space Station 13. Nyrath writes a cautionary tale about you.
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> funkenstein: You attempt to create an extraplanetary launchpad. You scare a cat in a box half to death.
<Althego> hehe
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<raptop> !outcome add Erwin Schödinger kills you like a cat in a box. Maybe.
<LunchBot> raptop: Added outcome: Erwin Schödinger kills you like a cat in a box. Maybe.
<Mat2ch> !mission
<LunchBot> Mat2ch: Dman979 keeps requesting new missions. The universe packs up and leaves.
<Mat2ch> Enough is enough.
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<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> packbart: You decide to go have lunch, leaving MechJeb to execute your maneuver burns unsupervised. Both the pad and runway explode!
<packbart> well, it tried to make the orbital escape burn on the launchpad
<raptop> mechjeb executed your kerbals instead of your maneuvers
<Deddly> There's a difference?
<raptop> I guess the results might be just as deddly, depending on the maneuvers in question
<Deddly> Indeed
<Deddly> !Nextlunch
<Mat2ch> Tomorrow.
<Deddly> ;nextlunch
<LunchBot> Deddly: Chlorine trifluoride.
<Deddly> That sounds very tasty
<Mat2ch> !nextlunch
<LunchBot> Mat2ch: Burrito bowl.
<Mat2ch> That sounds rather nice.
<raptop> most of the entries are serious
<Althego> hehe chlorine trifluoride
<Althego> certified classic
<Althego> !nela
<Althego> what
<raptop> !n
<raptop> hm
<Althego> heh it is here
<Althego> so why is it not reacting
<raptop> Apparently a Falcon 9 in 2 days
<Althego> Space: the Final Frontier | APR 21 15:15 UTC Starlink-42 (4-14) Falcon 9 | APR 22 22:35 UTC "There and Back Again" Electron | APR 23 09:26 UTC Crew-4 Falcon 9 | Off-topic? ##space-offtopic | Logged by everyone
<Althego> i didnt update it
<Althego> maybe tomorrow
<Althego> because what else to do in the office in the morning
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<raptop> !mission add You install the Turbopump of Vecna in your rocket engines.
<LunchBot> raptop: Added mission: You install the Turbopump of Vecna in your rocket engines.
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> funkenstein: After making some money with your junkyard, you also start selling rocket parts. Your duct tape dissolves and you crash.
<raptop> !mission add You press F to pay respects, not realizing that it temporarily disables your SAS.
<LunchBot> raptop: Added mission: You press F to pay respects, not realizing that it temporarily disables your SAS.
<FLHerne> raptop: now that's an obscure reference these days
<FLHerne> (the Hand of Vecna one)
<FLHerne> head of, even :p
<packbart> "The first record of the tale is from 6 December 1996 entry of the Daily Illuminator news column on the Steve Jackson Games website."
<packbart> it was obscure even then, I guess
<raptop> FLHerne: well, the hand and eye of Vecna are "real" artifacts
<raptop> ...and Baldur's Gate 2 gives you the Robe of Vecna
<raptop> (which is a *really good* item)
<packbart> The Hand of Omega might be a Kerbal-ish device
<Althego> omega 13?
<packbart> ah, right :)
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<FLHerne> ;mission add After rigorous observations, you discover what Kerbals really eat.
<LunchBot> FLHerne: Added mission: After rigorous observations, you discover what Kerbals really eat.
<FLHerne> ;outcome add You wish you hadn't.
<LunchBot> FLHerne: Added outcome: You wish you hadn't.
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