raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.12.3 http://bit.ly/ksp112update | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | "modcall" to call ops | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Δv is real, and will hurt you
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<SporkWitch> transparent frame, seeing how a jet turbine works
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<Izaya> oh, that's neat
<Izaya> my "kill relative velocity" script
<Izaya> I can re-run it repeatedly to refine the closest approach.
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<Izaya> also, I can fly my spacecraft with the probe cores hibernating 99% of the time :D
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<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You try to out-crazy Danny2462. The Secretary disavows any knowledge of your actions.
<raptop> Izaya: depending on the mission, that might be more realistic than you'd expect
<XXCoder> good. I am nobody they know, that way my acciental nuking of one city is not blamed on them
<Izaya> I mean while actively maneuvering :D
<Izaya> kOS does all the flying so I hardly have to do anything
<raptop> XXCoder: ...did you steal a submarine?
<raptop> hrm
<XXCoder> ... what submarine?
<XXCoder> http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=66 one of his very early comic. dumb but funny comic
<raptop> whoops
<XXCoder> its artwork bit rough at early but rapidly improves
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<Izaya> haruhi, this automatic rendezvous script has given me a <200m closest approach
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<XXCoder> just thought of a challenge
<XXCoder> lowest orbit possible on either mun or minimun
<XXCoder> highest point is scoring one
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<Izaya> time to break out scansat to figure out the path with the lowest max height? :p
<Izaya> What sort of altitude (or atmospheric pressure) should I jettison fairings if I'm primarily interested in avoiding my solar panels being ripped off?
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You find a way to strap some boosters to your home. You give up.
<funkenstein> you *go* up
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<packbart> I doubt that the windows on a typical home are rated for hypersonic flight
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<Izaya> we don't need windows where we're going
<Izaya> (back to 0.18, where the only stable 64-bit version of the game was the linux build)
<funkenstein> lmao
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You initiate a barbecue roll. Jeb is judged to weigh decidedly less than a duck.
<Althego> even after the barbecue...
<funkenstein> well certainly, anyone would during a barbecue roll
<funkenstein> the effects on gravity
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You enter the Lunchosphere. It snows out of season.
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<SporkWitch> we'll have to burn jeb...
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<SporkWitch> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH3lR2GLgT0 home-made propulsive landing model rocket ^^
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<FLHerne> ;mission add You invent and deploy a virally-distributed antihypoxiant that will make Kerbals almost impossible to kill.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You invent and deploy a virally-distributed antihypoxiant that will make Kerbals almost impossible to kill.
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<FLHerne> ;outcome zombie
<LunchBot> No outcome found matching "zombie".
<FLHerne> ...really?!
* raptop wonders if anyone has compared kerbals with Pak protectors
<FLHerne> A zombie apocalypse sweeps across Kerbin, made worse because zombified Kerbals are *still* greenish so you can't tell from a distance.
* raptop wonders if kerbal zombies would try to eat mystery goo
<FLHerne> ;outcome add A zombie apocalypse sweeps across Kerbin, made worse because zombified Kerbals are *still* greenish so you can't tell from a distance.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: A zombie apocalypse sweeps across Kerbin, made worse because zombified Kerbals are *still* greenish so you can't tell from a distance.
<raptop> hah!
<FLHerne> ...they also have mismatched eyes, a stumbling gait, and don't eat normal food
<raptop> hmm
<FLHerne> now I'm wondering if the zombie apocalypse *already happened*
<FLHerne> thus the weirdly fragmented state of society, where there's a space centre but no other infrastructure, and rocket engines but not ladders
<raptop> case nightmare green (remember when if you had a somewhat obsolete videocard, kerbin's oceans would turn green?)
<FLHerne> ;mission add You discover that Kerbals are the product of a zombie apocalypse. It explains the stumbling, mismatched eyes, strange diet and fragmented state of technology.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You discover that Kerbals are the product of a zombie apocalypse. It explains the stumbling, mismatched eyes, strange diet and fragmented state of technology.
<packbart> Zombies be like: Must. Launch. Rocket!
<packbart> Laaaauunch!
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<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> You build a micro surfboard so you can surf the microwaves. Your treatment of your kerbals results in automatic failure of the Voight-Kampff test.
<Althego> lol micro surf
<packbart> that test is overrated, anyway
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<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> You order a batch of LV-T30's. You break the fourth wall and your house collapses.
<packbart> the delivery entrance is on the other side of the house!!1
<FLHerne> ;outcome add The floor becomes very sticky.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The floor becomes very sticky.
<FLHerne> this is me, but I don't know why
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<packbart> so, the Delta Era is coming to an end now. (Scott: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru8wMNJ7r60 )
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<SporkWitch> let me guess, the inflatable docking port is jr size? >_<
<SporkWitch> first time using one because i needed that extra bit of clearance, but i thought it was normal size and i use normal size on basically everything >_<
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<Tank2333> hi
<packbart> according to the Wiki, it is. SSPX contains extensible docking ports, too
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