raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.12.3 http://bit.ly/ksp112update | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | "modcall" to call ops | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | Δv is real, and will hurt you
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<funkenstein> ;MISSION
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You express a great deal of indifference as to the reliability of the valves in you rockets. You find your self alone, ten years in the future, with no-one but the LunchBot to keep you company.
<funkenstein> ;mission fixup s/you rockets/your rockets/
<LunchBot> New text is: You express a great deal of indifference as to the reliability of the valves in your rockets.
<funkenstein> ;MISSION
<funkenstein> how does that keep happening
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You duct tape The_Duck to the front of your aeroplane in an attempt to add canards. Unfortunately your heatshield doesn't block neutrinos.
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<funkenstein> ;mission add You set out to post the most cringe spacecraft possible...
<LunchBot> Added mission: You set out to post the most cringe spacecraft possible...
<raptop> oh no
<funkenstein> ;outcome add The mission was a complete success!
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The mission was a complete success!
<funkenstein> ;mission add Jeb attempts to smoke the Oort cloud.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb attempts to smoke the Oort cloud.
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<funkenstein> ;outcome add "Thousand" is mistranslated as "gold", which leads to some confusion.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: "Thousand" is mistranslated as "gold", which leads to some confusion.
* raptop looks at 千 vs 金, and guesses some other language
<funkenstein> lol
<Althego> so what language is it?
<funkenstein> shan't tell
<funkenstein> couldn't possibly
<funkenstein> ;mission add you make people wonder about something silly for no reason at all.
<LunchBot> Added mission: you make people wonder about something silly for no reason at all.
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<raptop> ;mission fixup s/you/You/
<LunchBot> New text is: You make people wonder about something silly for no reason at all.
<funkenstein> ah
<funkenstein> thank you
<funkenstein> ;mission add Bob discovers the joys of Aggressive Researching.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Bob discovers the joys of Aggressive Researching.
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<funkenstein> ;mission\
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You have more of a comment than a question. Your drag coefficient is over nine thousand!
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<FLHerne> raptop: thousand|gold is a Discworld thing, from Making Money
<XXCoder> isnt that the one where expensive money is basic design and bum money is extremely complex art?
<XXCoder> ;mission
<LunchBot> You make the Ion Thruster consume LiquidFuel. Houston has a problem.
<XXCoder> I broke physics
<XXCoder> ofr course they have problem with it
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<packbart> !mission
<LunchBot> You find out about regular expressions. You are forced to launch another rescue mission for the previous one. The universe reaches its recursion limit and segfaults.
<packbart> probably should have not used the "g" option on that expression
<Althego> hehe
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<Guest90158> hi
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<raptop> bye?
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<raptop> !outcome add The Kraken tires of attacking and decides to defend instead.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The Kraken tires of attacking and decides to defend instead.
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<funkenstein> ;outcome add Everybody wangs, everybody chungs.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Everybody wangs, everybody chungs.
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You find out about regular expressions. PrefixCactus turns out to secretly be a kerbal.
<funkenstein> ;mission add You go under a dock and find what appears to be a rock...but it isn't a rock.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You go under a dock and find what appears to be a rock...but it isn't a rock.