<umbralraptop>
See, the switches were for a keyboard, so a lack of type safety happened despite C not yet existing
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<umbralraptop>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You breed radiation that glows in the presence of cats. You sink your mandibles into a reflective metal posterior.
<umbralraptop>
(Yes, of course the bot has raycat jokes)
<XXCoder>
futurama joke at outcome I think
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You test a launch clamp on Dres. Your propellant gets accidentally replaced with water.
<XXCoder>
well im not returning home now I guess
<umbralraptop>
Eh, just put it in an NTR
<XXCoder>
if I had it on dres lol
<umbralraptop>
whelp
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<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You update your password to something more secure than hunter2. You end up 40 km from the closest manned facility with an unconscious crewmate and 10 hours of air in your spacesuits.
<funkenstein>
;mission add You put an NTR in every Kerbal's suit to keep life support going and to give them a healthy glow.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You put an NTR in every Kerbal's suit to keep life support going and to give them a healthy glow.
<Pinkbeast>
... not an RTG?
<funkenstein>
that would be better lol Iwas thinking they would be supported by the conversation
<funkenstein>
;mission fixup s/NTR/RTG/
<LunchBot>
New text is: You put an RTG in every Kerbal's suit to keep life support going and to give them a healthy glow.
<funkenstein>
;mission
<LunchBot>
You attempt to use a slide rule. Dubstep ensues.
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<Althego>
lol
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<ThatOneGuy>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You present an Erinaceinae with a dilemma. 18 seconds to complete destruction.
<ThatOneGuy>
hmm
<ThatOneGuy>
not much of a choice
<ThatOneGuy>
!outcome
<LunchBot>
Your project undergoes gravitational collapse into a black hole.
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<funkenstein>
;mission add You resurrect an onion with malicious intent.
<LunchBot>
Added mission: You resurrect an onion with malicious intent.
<darsie>
Wanna make your gf cry?
<funkenstein>
;outcome add Gene points out the ambiguity of whether the onion or the resurrection, or both, contained malice.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: Gene points out the ambiguity of whether the onion or the resurrection, or both, contained malice.
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<funkenstein>
;outcome add You find yourself in the distant future. So distant, in fact, that there is now a KSP2 Pocket Edition.
<LunchBot>
Added outcome: You find yourself in the distant future. So distant, in fact, that there is now a KSP2 Pocket Edition.
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<LunchBot>
You advocate for publishing your results in a closed-access journal. You learn the hard way that a containment failure is not just a burst of 511 keV gammas, but also a shower of pions which *then* decay into MeV-GeV gammas, muons, and beta particles.
<Mat2ch>
!mission
<LunchBot>
You spray-paint the Mystery Goo gray. The giant Yule goat burns down.
<Mat2ch>
I have no idea how that could happen.
<Althego>
giant yule goat?
<umbralraptop>
...did you incinerate a giant Yule goat?