raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.12.4 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | "modcall" to call ops | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | KSP 2 Early Access Feb 24 https://tinyurl.com/ksp2earlyaccess
<packbart> modern docking ports have cameras ;)
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<raptop> Izaya: unsure post-1.0, but there was a time when the shielded docking ports took heat really well
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You set out to visit ALLLLLLLL the planets in KSP Interstellar!. You discover Friendship has a specific impulse all its own.
<funkenstein> ;outcome add Your intercept is bungled by a giganotosaurus.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your intercept is bungled by a giganotosaurus.
<raptop> !mission brachi
<LunchBot> You fly a brachistochrone trajectory to the Mun.
<raptop> !mission confuse bra
<LunchBot> You confuse brachistochrone and brachiosaur trajectories.
<raptop> !outcome 120
<LunchBot> An 80 tonne sauropod collides with your space station at 120 km/s.
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<funkenstein> ;mission add You assign a task force to eliminating all of the space dinosaurs.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You assign a task force to eliminating all of the space dinosaurs.
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<funkenstein> ;mission add You use cats as semiconductors.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You use cats as semiconductors.
<funkenstein> ;miison
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> Jeb divides by zero. This instigates an egregious netsplit in #kspofficial.
<funkenstein> Understandably
<Althego> ;outcome add The internet engineering task force detains you for what you have done.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: The internet engineering task force detains you for what you have done.
<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You try to fly the Aeris 4A to orbit. You travel back in time, only to discover that the universe no longer exists in that timeframe.
<funkenstein> ;outcome add AN entire town dies in the process.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: AN entire town dies in the process.
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You embark on a journey to the toilet. You realise you left your oven on back at Kerbin and abort the mission.
<funkenstein> LOL
<Althego> was a bit far aaway
<funkenstein> ;mission add Wernher orders the construction of an orbital toilet.
<LunchBot> Added mission: Wernher orders the construction of an orbital toilet.
<funkenstein> ;outcome add Jeb falls into the orbital toilet.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Jeb falls into the orbital toilet.
<darsie> ;mission add You start terraforming Duna by placing a composting toilet there.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You start terraforming Duna by placing a composting toilet there.
<Althego> lol
<Althego> you have to start somewhere
<darsie> s/terra/kerra
<darsie> ;mission del You start terraforming Duna by placing a composting toilet there.
<LunchBot> Deleted mission: "You start terraforming Duna by placing a composting toilet there."
<darsie> ;mission add You start kerraforming Duna by placing a composting toilet there.
<LunchBot> Added mission: You start kerraforming Duna by placing a composting toilet there.
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You add one more booster. Your mission is foiled by nefarious porpoises.
<funkenstein> ;outcome add Your porpoise is missed by nafarious foil.
<LunchBot> Added outcome: Your porpoise is missed by nafarious foil.
<funkenstein> ;outcome fixup s/nafarious/nefarious
<LunchBot> Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
<funkenstein> ;outcome fixup s/nafarious/nefarious/
<LunchBot> New text is: Your porpoise is missed by nefarious foil.
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You launch a mission to recover the crew of the mission to recover the crew of the mission to recover the crew of your first Eve lander. You succeed on mission! unfortunately it was NEXT mission that was launched. Mission you was supposed to start is now late.
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<ThatOneGuy> Top of the spaceship to you!
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<darsie> k
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<ThatOneGuy> Hello?
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Fajitas.
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You look for ways to spice up tedious rescue missions. You have inspired Danny2462 to do terrible things.
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You tape down the trigger of your handgun, deciding to just use the safety to fire it. Your confusion of impact factor with impact parameter results in the destruction of several Elsevier and Springer offices.
<Althego> worst outcome
<Althego> the previous
<ThatOneGuy> Whys that?
<Althego> think of it. if you can inspire danny, that must have been some truly horrible event
<ThatOneGuy> Mwahhhhahahaha
<ThatOneGuy> Scientific genocide!
<ThatOneGuy> !stupid
<LunchBot> WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN.
<ThatOneGuy> OKAY
<ThatOneGuy> !stupid
<LunchBot> "My friend came over to my house and erased all my other browsers and said you're using this now."
<Althego> lol
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Chili omelette.
<Althego> but what was the final browser?
<ThatOneGuy> Firefox
<ThatOneGuy> dun dun DUN!!
<funkenstein> ;frog
<Althego> lol that is not a frog
<Althego> it is a sea of frogs
<ThatOneGuy> ALL HAIL THE USS RIBBIT
<funkenstein> frea of sogs
<ThatOneGuy> Sogs Ho!
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You cook up a batch of delicious nuclear salt-water taffy. You collide with a dirigible behemothaur.
<ThatOneGuy> Mmmm. Nuclear salt water taffy! Radon flavor!
<ThatOneGuy> Well, actually, radon dosnt have a smell or taste
<ThatOneGuy> haha thats funn....*Dies*
<packbart> not even a slightly tingly sensation? :(
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<SporkWitch> ... i don't know if something changed in the game or a mod, or what happened, but somehow my rover is actually usable on minmus... rovers are never usable on minmus...
<packbart> it depends a bit on the build and the terrain
<SporkWitch> i'm on a 10° slope lol
<SporkWitch> the sun just dipped behind a mountain or i'd take a picture of the rover
<SporkWitch> flipped it by accident and broke my solar panels, reloaded, and now it slides like normal. oh well, lol
<SporkWitch> cranked wheel friction up, that helped
<SporkWitch> wish the auto actually worked, so annoyng to tweak lol
<Pinkbeast> If it's as in nuclear salt-water rockets I think the tingly sensation would be of becoming extraordinarily dead
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<Izaya> I tried setting up traction control as a kOS script but it kept saying that I didn't have action groups unlocked :<
<Izaya> Wanted FWD rovers, except when I'm backing up; they're far too inclined to go over the handlebars so to speak on the Mun
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<packbart> MechJeb's rover stability control tries to align the rovers control point attitude parallel to the surface. It doesn't help much with sliding around on Minmus, though
<Althego> static fire maybe
<Althego> 14 engines
<raptop> yay
<Mat2ch> is that the inner ring?
<Althego> no information on the configuration
<Althego> kikkerikii
<SporkWitch> so who wants to bet SLS scrubs again? :P
<Althego> a likely outcome
<Mat2ch> The race between Starship and SLS is still on. :D
<SporkWitch> i have little faith in the Senate Launch System. Too much politicking, why it's STILL not ready after multiple decades.
<Althego> i am the senate! :)
<FLHerne> Mat2ch: the rings are 3 / 10 / 20
<FLHerne> so 14 isn't an obvious subset
<FLHerne> the previous tests were using all three rings
<Althego> there are some closeup pictures
<Althego> or at least one
<FLHerne> but only a couple of engines per ring
* raptop straps a pair of giant SRBs onto Althego
<Althego> why did you steal them from sls
<raptop> Now you are the SLS
<Althego> ah because of the i am the senate
<raptop> yep
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<raptop> Hey, it's flying!
<Althego> actually it is nice
<Althego> isnt even that big
<SporkWitch> packs 6 comm relays, a low-res survey sat and high res survey sat (scansat), and a science probe (only reusable experiments), with enough ΔV that i should be able to get to duna, and switch between equatorial and polar orbits to deploy the sats, before coming into low orbit for the main probe
<SporkWitch> those are the 3.8m parts lol
<SporkWitch> it's quite large, and very long lol
<SporkWitch> the SRBs are clydesdales, the second stage are mastodons
<SporkWitch> then the transfer and orbital maneuvering stage is a timberwind NTR
<SporkWitch> i wonder if all those probes having decent built-in reaction wheels is part of why it's actually flying really stable...
<SporkWitch> nm, in space now and coasting and it turns super slow. guess i did build it decently lol
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<SporkWitch> sweet, that rocket was so overengineered i actually have enough leftover fuel in the mastodons for the transfer burn, and probably some of the braking, so i'll have WAY more than enough fuel for switching orbits around to get these satellites deployed ^^
<packbart> well, there are always some nice 7m parts to scale up to
<packbart> 85t RocketParts payload to JNSQ-Minmus. Launch mass 2878t. And the lander ran out of fuel a few m above the surface (it did bounce a few time but SAS kept it upright)
<packbart> 17 Vectors, 6 Clydesdales
<SporkWitch> the advantage of minmus gravity, heh
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<SporkWitch> lol, what was left in the lift stage wasn't enough for capture, and i just got "escape from duna" credit from it leaving after the main craft successfully entered orbit lol
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