raptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.12.4 | Rules: http://tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | "modcall" to call ops | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.png https://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | KSP 2 Early Access Feb 24 https://tinyurl.com/ksp2earlyaccess
<raptop> !wpn
<raptop> !mission
<LunchBot> Move Zig, for great justice. You get mass-ratio'd.
<raptop> That's what I get for using a meme that's old enough to drink
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<ThatOneGuy> anybody on?
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Grilled pork sandwich.
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Lentil salad with goat cheese.
<ThatOneGuy> Um
<ThatOneGuy> no
<ThatOneGuy> !stupid
<LunchBot> In British English, 'interesting' and 'nonsense' are often synonyms.
<ThatOneGuy> !stupid
<LunchBot> "When overlapping hurricanes formed at all points on the Earth's surface, and our scheme was foiled by Cantor diagonalization, we just decided to name them all 'Steve'."
<Azander> !mission
<LunchBot> You subject FOOF to ozonolysis in spite of the dire warnings not to. Your fuel runs out of Phlogiston.
<ThatOneGuy> hey
<ThatOneGuy> whats up
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You turn some A class asteroids into a newton's cradle. The booster stage is eaten by the space kraken, and the barge it was supposed to land on is eaten by the normal kraken.
<ThatOneGuy> LunchBot ?
<LunchBot> I am a bot operated by FLHerne. Try !{nextlunch,lunch,lunchmode,nextbook,book,answer,8ball,mission,outcome,stupid,wisdom,quote,colloid,nextcolloid,colloid²,nextfrog,frog,rocks,space!,nextbankruptcy,bankruptcy,nextpinecone,nextyear,nextfire,choose,startup,nextstartup,startup1,startup2,startup3,banlist,help} help.
<ThatOneGuy> !outcome
<LunchBot> This should probably win you an Ignobel Prize.
<ThatOneGuy> ha
<ThatOneGuy> well
<ThatOneGuy> bye
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<Izaya> packbart: wait, in that picture you posted ... 12.5 hours ago, there are launch clamps on ... minmus? how'd you manage that?
<packbart> Izaya: Extraplanetary Launchpad can build things with launch clamps and even level them in terrain
<packbart> not sure if Global Construction does that
<Izaya> oh, neat
<Izaya> you'
<Izaya> ve given me ideas for building stuff with solar panels now :3
<Izaya> stamp-o-tron + some structural pieces and I should be able to have some nicely raised solar panels
<Izaya> maybe a piston to raise/lower them for servicing
<Izaya> that'd be cute
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<ThatOneGuy> hello
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You wait weeks for that one mod to update. The Windows 64-bit version becomes stable.
<Izaya> that is a combination I have experienced
<ThatOneGuy> ha
<ThatOneGuy> how are you
<Izaya> while waiting for mods to update, the windows 64-bit version stopped being an unstable mess, many years ago
<ThatOneGuy> really?
<Izaya> yeah
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You order a shipment of asbestos-free snacks for your pilots. Your vessel was a ghost the entire time.
<Izaya> back in beta the only stable 64-bit version of the game was the linux version so I was an obnoxiously smug individual about it
<ThatOneGuy> Has FLHerne been on?
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Chlorine trifluoride.
<Izaya> not in the hour since you were last here :p
<ThatOneGuy> how do you know was here an hour ago
<ThatOneGuy> wait, were you on this entire time?
<ThatOneGuy> just sittin here?
<Izaya> I'm an IRC addict, I'm in a few dozen channels and I never disconnect :p
<ThatOneGuy> 1. i know understand
<ThatOneGuy> 2. why is your screen like that
<Izaya> I don't understand the question
<ThatOneGuy> My screen is white, nice and tidy, regular word document font. But yours looks like a 2000 computer
<Izaya> what, you've never seen a terminal before? :p
<ThatOneGuy> i not tech savy
<ThatOneGuy> i play ksp, and thats about it
<ThatOneGuy> i shine in the mechanical workings of engineering, not the technical
<ThatOneGuy> and deffinitley not in grammer
<umaxtu> do you understand how carburetors work?
<ThatOneGuy> yes
<umaxtu> then you are smarter than me
<ThatOneGuy> wait, how many people are on
<raptop> [REDACTED]
<ThatOneGuy> Really?
<cringe> ISS Urine Tank Level: 5%
<ThatOneGuy> Wow that was most helpful
<raptop> huh, it's gone way down
<ThatOneGuy> !stupid
<LunchBot> "When a noncom of Del Conte's seniority deliberately lets his officer shoot his own foot off that spectacularly, that officer's usefulness is exactly nil."
<ThatOneGuy> I have many questions, all of them revolving around why you are talking about the urine tank of the ISS
<raptop> It turns out to be a shockingly good conversation starter
<ThatOneGuy> haha
<ThatOneGuy> "Who the hell starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!"
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You seek to deal with waste disposal in orbit by ordering a troop of space pigs. Murphy's law was thus renamed in Jeb's honor, after that mission.
<raptop> That's way to close to being on topic
<ThatOneGuy> !book
<LunchBot> Wizardry Compiled - Rick Cook.
<ThatOneGuy> Ha
<ThatOneGuy> Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<Izaya> carburetors push fuel through tiny nozzles to mix it with air and make angry mist
<ThatOneGuy> Pretty much, yeah
<raptop> "angry mist" sounds like it would involve hydrazine or something
<Izaya> grumpy mist, maybe
<Izaya> needs to be ignited
<Izaya> angry mist would be hypergolic I guess
<ThatOneGuy> i have no comment
<ThatOneGuy> how about, "mildly uncomfortable mist"?
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Volkswagen currywurst.
<ThatOneGuy> what the what
<umaxtu> i get that much. its more of controlling it all with vacuum that feels like dark magic
<ThatOneGuy> i dont understand
<Izaya> better vacuum than gravity, you tilt a gravity fed engine too far and it stalls >.>
<Izaya> though that's more a fuel flow issue than fuel mixing issue
<Izaya> need to get an O-ring for the CT110's pilot screw some time, it won't go because it's not sealed >.>
<raptop> !wisdom currywurst
<LunchBot> Volkswagen currywurst is a brand of sausage manufactured by the Volkswagen car maker since 1973. The sausage is branded as a "Volkswagen Original Part" and has been given the part number 199 398 500 A. It is Volkswagen's most-produced single component.
<ThatOneGuy> Holy crap, Volkswagen does make sausage
<ThatOneGuy> Holy Sh!t
<ThatOneGuy> There is no way
<ThatOneGuy> none
<ThatOneGuy> do not believe it
<ThatOneGuy> THIS IS LIES
<ThatOneGuy> MY LIFE IS A LIE
<raptop> o_O
<ThatOneGuy> WHAT IS REAL
<ThatOneGuy> WHY OH WHY
<ThatOneGuy> WHY DOES IT HAVE A PART NUMBER TOO
<ThatOneGuy> DO YOU JUST SHOVE IN THE ENGINE
<ThatOneGuy> WHAT DOES IT DO
<ThatOneGuy> WHAT IS IT FOR
<umaxtu> feeds employees
<ThatOneGuy> IM SO CONFUSED
<ThatOneGuy> oh
<ThatOneGuy> ok
<ThatOneGuy> by his logic, can i feed my employees a engine block, too?
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> 10oz gammon steak with chips, onion rings and a fried egg.
<raptop> That's absurd. Have you tried zircaloy-clad fuel rods?
<ThatOneGuy> Im am now worried for your saftey
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Pączki and coffee.
<ThatOneGuy> !choose engine block|currywurst
<LunchBot> currywurst
<ThatOneGuy> aw man
<ThatOneGuy> Still tho, that is a neat little fact that i did not know
<ThatOneGuy> !stupid
<LunchBot> "The username is w13733 and the password is gbigbi01. These are hardcoded in the app. The ascii-encoded hex can be replaced with 0s and the login succeeds anyway."
<ThatOneGuy> !stupid
<LunchBot> "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX."
<ThatOneGuy> bIg WoRdS
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You charge your Friendship drive. Yay, signal everywhere into the outer reaches.
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to defend against a horde of angry space raptors, and fail miserably. Bob's horrified screams, remixed and set to a techno backbeat, win the next Kerbovision Song Contest.
<ThatOneGuy> haha
<raptop> >_>
<raptop> <_<
<ThatOneGuy> so, im asumming most here are adults, what do you do for a living
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You go tidal-wave-surfing. Bad things ensue.
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You try to verify if the Sega Genesis has blast processing. One carth and everyone is unhappy.
<umaxtu> we are all elon musk crypto scammers
<ThatOneGuy> bro can i join
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You attempt to insert a nuclear ramjet probe into Jool's atmosphere. This starts a endless Koutube discussion and you cant stop reading.
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> You search the cosmos for answers to all of your questions. [DATA REDACTED]
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<ThatOneGuy> Sorry for the disconnection, I live in WV, and we are getting a bad storm right now
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<ThatOneGuy> soooooooooooo
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> More coffee.
<ThatOneGuy> okaaaaaaaaaaaaay....
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Gyros plate.
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Jellied moose nose.
<ThatOneGuy> !lunch
<LunchBot> Fried egg and spaghetti pizza.
<ThatOneGuy> !mission
<LunchBot> Bob confuses hydrazine for diphenhydramine. Cactus is hollowed out and nested in by a ferruginous pygmy owl.
<ThatOneGuy> welp
<ThatOneGuy> see ya
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<funkenstein> ;mission
<LunchBot> You tell Paul McKerbney to cool it with the singing about sodium. Your mission fails due to lack of exclamation points.
<funkenstein> lol
<funkenstein> ;frog
<funkenstein> that is a ver good frog
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<FLHerne> hard to spot though
<FLHerne> I've never seen anyone find the currywurst life-shaking before
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<darsie> 1338
<minas_tirith> hello owo
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<funkenstein> and a fine uwu to you
<Althego> not the satan i know (ironmouse)
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<Althego> stream is on
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<Althego> sadly no landing
<Althego> intentional
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<Althego> kikkerikii
<darsie> .
<raptop> birbs that are less flammable than 787s
<Althego> a birdplane
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<Pinkbeast> I don't often say this but I think I may have employed too large a booster
<Althego> lol
<Althego> first stage took you to the moon?
<Pinkbeast> No - it took me off the end of the runway, through several loops, and into the sea
<raptop> Single Stage To Ocean ☑
<Althego> hehe
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<SporkWitch> lovely, the new update broke ksp >_<
<Althego> how so?
<Althego> it was basically nothing
<SporkWitch> mods; updated everything, but mod manager crashed during startup, and tweakscale has a big warning that it might corrupt save files
<Althego> still it was mostly the tutorials
<SporkWitch> i know, just annoying
<SporkWitch> stupid launcher is annoying, too
<Althego> at least in the non steam version you dont need to use the launcher
<SporkWitch> that's even dumber; it's the steam version that hte launcher makes the least sense for! lol
<Althego> i mean i guess you could try in the steam version too but i dont have that so i dont know
<Althego> just start the obvious executable
<SporkWitch> probably would work, but would break steam integrations, which tend to be handy
<SporkWitch> it's not a huge annoyance, just an annoyance and i don't get why they did it. at least it does link to steam account so i didn't need to create or set up another account
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<SporkWitch> *sighs* i forgot to put enough batteries on my rover to run the scanner arm >_<
<SporkWitch> pretty cool. model rocket up to 56 miles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QsEPEhq5yk
<Pinkbeast> Ooops I designed this aircraft in a non-FAR world
* Pinkbeast goes for the old "stick a bit of dihedral on and see if FAR likes it" strategy, which works surprisingly often.
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<SporkWitch> >_< game crashed right as i find the stupid crater i needed to scan
<SporkWitch> hmmm, thinking it doesn't like something on the mun, just crashed again a few minutes after loading back to my rover...
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<SporkWitch> whoever was having issues with latest nvidia drivers, looks like they just posted another updated driver, might be worth trying if you haven't already