egg|nomz|egg changed the topic of #kspacademia to: https://gist.github.com/pdn4kd/164b9b85435d87afbec0c3a7e69d3e6d | Dogs are cats. Spiders are cat interferometers. | Космизм сегодня! | Document well, for tomorrow you may get mauled by a ネコバス. | <UmbralRaptor> egg|nomz|egg: generally if your eyes are dewing over, that's not the weather. | <ferram4> I shall beat my problems to death with an engineer.
* UmbralRaptor sketches a Venn diagram.
<UmbralRaptor> Circles: "what you know" and "what you're interested in"
<UmbralRaptor> Intersection: "writing that isn't incredibly painful to expand past 140 characters"
<iximeow> Intersection: "writing that isn't incredibly painful |line| to expand past 140 characters"
<UmbralRaptor> >_>
<iximeow> !wpn UmbralRaptor
* Qboid gives UmbralRaptor a canonic exponent
* iximeow fixes a bug
<UmbralRaptor> !wpn iximeow
* Qboid gives iximeow a rhodium allosaurus
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<UmbralRaptor> iximeow: coffee after 18:00?
<iximeow> for some reason or another caffeine doesn't.. do things, that i know anyway
<UmbralRaptor> hm
<kmath> <✔mbeisen> That silent 'e' is doing a LOT of work ⏎ ⏎ https://t.co/tFZA0pStWw https://t.co/79yAniemPd
<icefire> ;c 2 * pi * sqrt(712000 / 199166200000)
<Qboid> icefire: egg|zzz|egg left a message for you in #kspacademia [27.04.2018 16:24:57]: "kmath"
<kmath> icefire: 0.011879879800687
<icefire> ;c 2 * pi * sqrt((712000^3) / 199166200000)
<kmath> icefire: 8458.474418089319943
<icefire> ;c sqrt((2 * 6.67e-11 * 2.986e21) / 712000)
<kmath> icefire: Unknown Token
<icefire> :|
<icefire> ;c sqrt((2 * 6.67e-11 * 2.986e+21) / 712000)
<kmath> icefire: Unknown Token
<icefire> guess thats a bug
<icefire> ;wa sqrt((2 * 6.67e-11 * 2.986e+21) / 712000)
<kmath> icefire: sqrt((2×6.67×10^(-11)×2.986×10^21)/712000): 747.968...
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<kmath> <rygorous> Internet, _please_ stop telling people that 1+2+3+4+... = -1/12, and especially stop "proving" it using manipulatio… https://t.co/nEtSoBlnGJ
* egg|work|egg stares at bofh
<bofh> hey I don't believe I've done that >_>
<egg|work|egg> bofh: no I'm staring because I'm confused at your retweeting of the Darboux announcement near the full moon :-p
<kmath> <MaximeEuziere> So we have this very funny and meta TV game in France called Burger Quiz, and yesterday they jokingly rebranded the… https://t.co/3yEbrj4zX6
<bofh> also oops >_<
<bofh> in my defense I have a wicked awful headache
* egg|work|egg throws some ibuprofen at bofh
<bofh> merci :3
<egg|work|egg> ubuprofen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubu_Roi
<kmath> <psi_organa> Tape adhesive sticking where you don’t want it? Throw it in the freezer, if you go below the Tg of the adhesive pol… https://t.co/op7S9ecKRs
<bofh> egg|work|egg: rofl
<kmath> <zandravandra> “Entree” is French for “appetizer”—the word all these American menus are looking for is “main course.” https://t.co/1y6dAFMTyP
<egg|work|egg> bofh: wat
* egg|work|egg stares at americans
<bofh> egg|work|egg: in America, "Entrée" means "Main Course"
<bofh> not joking
* egg|work|egg sobs
<egg|work|egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a heretical hedgehog with a behaviour attachment
<egg|work|egg> whitequark: how are the cats
<egg|work|egg> !u 泦
<Qboid> U+6CE6 CJK IDEOGRAPH-6CE6 (泦)
<egg|work|egg> bofh: nesting python repr on the empty string gives a number of backslashes given by http://oeis.org/A005803
<bofh> egg|work|egg: I mean combinatorially, that makes sense.
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<kmath> YouTube - Two Lynx in Ontario Have Intense Conversation
<egg> cats1
<egg> s/1/!
<Qboid> egg meant to say: cats!
<bofh> nice!
<iximeow> cats cats cats cats
<whitequark> egg|work|egg: the grey kitten understands fetch
<egg> whitequark: oh nice
<egg> does it fetch bolts
<whitequark> no
<egg> whitequark: what does it fetch?
<egg> moths?
<iximeow> eggs
<kmath> <slava_pestov> Goddamnit the cat ate the baby https://t.co/EXFBBQvMCN
<SnoopJeDi> bofh, oh my god that strstr() is from glibc
<SnoopJeDi> god bless the arrogance of FOSS
<bofh> SnoopJeDi: not only is it a clusterfuck, but a friend of mine wrote a faster impl. that was much more readable (and sensible algorithmically, too!), and that refused a checkin b/c Drepper Dreppered.
<egg> bofh: speaking of whom, the glibc implementation in https://twitter.com/eggleroy/status/988114872616484866 says drepper
<kmath> <eggleroy> Some more ∛ fun (thanks to @bofh453 for translating FNLIB’s DCBRT for the purposes of this comparison). ⏎ The “egg (H… https://t.co/IEJDa2RZEv
<SnoopJeDi> bofh, I shared it with a friend who loves C(++) memery (he uses ROOT a lot so he's used to spooky comments)
<SnoopJeDi> he was not aware that assignment in a conditional is valid >_>
<egg> worst-rounded and slowest excluding f2ced fnlib >_>
<SnoopJeDi> he ran a really nice cyclotron tour for our guests this morning, though. We got to go inside the K500 vault :)
<bofh> SnoopJeDi: it... I think is? it might be UB, not sure.
<iximeow> SnoopJeDi: people use ROOT! i didn't know anyone else used it
<SnoopJeDi> most of the HEP community has some familiarity IME
<SnoopJeDi> which is tragic, but...it's "good"
<SnoopJeDi> in their defense, it's actually good
<SnoopJeDi> and the not-gross interfaces they've developed are serious projects rather than faffing about
<egg> !wpn bofh
* Qboid gives bofh a visual coilgun/demi-culverin hybrid
<egg> !wpn whitequark, коте, the котяchrome kitten, and the grey kitten
* Qboid gives whitequark, коте, the котяchrome kitten, and the grey kitten an arctic combinator/VS-15 hybrid
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<egg> meow
<egg> hmm, χ² = 42915.904505; n = 284; max Δt = 9924.616550 s; avg Δt = 386.783036 s; max Δt/σ = 95.334812; avg Δt/σ = 6.316813
* egg stares at rain
<iximeow> put rain here plz
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<kmath> <bofh453> furthermore, have you considered: catgirls? https://t.co/m0eeRIUwmt
<egg> but the punctuation and capitalization is inconsistent with https://twitter.com/whitequark/status/979946238274453504
<kmath> <whitequark> also have you considered: CATGIRLS https://t.co/NVAgpNKLfx
<SnoopJeDi> have you considered: CAPITALCATGIRLS
<bofh> egg: not a Kraftwerk fan? :P
<bofh> 18:59:19 < iximeow> put rain here plz
<bofh> I will gladly trade ya holy fuck
<bofh> we're currently alternating searing heat & UV indices of 10/11 and thunderstorms.
<egg> bofh: come to ANBO! :-p
<bofh> https://twitter.com/bofh453/status/1002260684057534471 bit amused nobody's caught this reference
<kmath> <bofh453> https://t.co/J5wIlKQpLi
<bofh> (also I'm so glad I randomly found a *much* better-quality photo of that than the one on wikipedia which feels like it's been run thru low-bitrate JPEG compression a few times after being captured w/a *really bad* Bayer filter).
<egg> bofh: but where are the numerics https://twitter.com/bofh453/status/1002246484715241474
<kmath> <bofh453> 75. me, probably, in a few years. hopefully. ⏎ ⏎ (art by @Camellia_0x0). https://t.co/8Fw0MpDQxC
<SnoopJeDi> I just noticed what's actually *on* that dress ;_;
<bofh> egg: nobody said it had to be *exactly* the same :P
<bofh> btw I ordered a physical copy of Higham
<kmath> <bofh453> on that note, electronics twitter, any good equivalents for a 3N206 (which is hard to find nowadays)? max Vgs ~ 30V… https://t.co/uEWQ4WYyVB
<egg> bofh: yes but have you considered: cats https://twitter.com/whitequark/status/988859723641335808
<kmath> <whitequark> our cat has budded https://t.co/gYpGx1cRHh
<iximeow> bofh: it's been cloudy for... weeks, no rain :(
<bofh> iximeow: how's Karl been treating you?
<UmbralRaptop> Having decent health insurance is weird.
* UmbralRaptop saw a doctor about a sinus infection, and got a scrip for antibiotics for $0.
<egg> !wpn whitequark
* Qboid gives whitequark a driven otter
<egg> !pet UmbralRaptop
* Qboid pets UmbralRaptop
<egg> !wpn -add:wpn brain
<Qboid> egg: Weapon added!
<egg> !wpn -add:wpn lung
<Qboid> egg: Weapon added!
<egg> !wpn -add:wpn liver
<Qboid> egg: Weapon added!
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<UmbralRaptop> !wpn egg
* Qboid gives egg a cat box
<UmbralRaptop> How is that different from a normal box?
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<iximeow> bofh: go back to norcal, Karl
<iximeow> (Karl is scheduled to leave fridayish which is good because i can take spacepix again)
<whitequark> UmbralRaptop: that's just regular state-provided health insurance in RU
<whitequark> (though you have to pay for antibiotics yourself unless you're in one of groups that get benefits)
* UmbralRaptop makes too much for state-provided healthcare. (The limit generally amounts to working several hundred hours a year at minimum wage)
<egg> whitequark: I mean not just RU, same in any vaguely sane place
<egg> in CH you'll probably get the medecine from the doctor's hands directly, with the blisters cut to the right size :-p
<SnoopJeDi> that reminds me, I need to buy baytril
<APlayer> Germany looks like this: Everyone is required to have an insurance. There are really expensive options for the rich, and one (1) option for everyone else which is cheap (and not even government based. It's just there). So when you need to see a doctor, there is some pretty heavy segregation between what you can do with your insurance (which is, 90% of the time, the one cheap option). The people that pay a lot
<APlayer> usually get priority and have a wide choice of things that are paid for by the insurance, the others usually complain about the results. But yes, if you need any medicine, you mostly get it prescribed and free.
<APlayer> Also, the specific place where I live is a hole in all aspects but the geographical one (unless you count meteorology as geography, in which case, yes, this is a hole). This includes health care, in the sense that the next /good/ doctor is at least 40 km away in the next larger city. We do have doctors here, but they are horrible, sometimes it is better not to visit one at all than to visit a local one.
<APlayer> </rant>
<kmath> <toddalcott> @spookychan @Bodegacats_ Zeus (gray) and Apollo (ginger) at work. https://t.co/yHY2Ek7nWe
* UmbralRaptop is generally dealing with stuff where a generic doctor is fine.
<egg> but how do you instantiate it,
<bofh> ^
<iximeow> new doctor<? extends Medical>
<APlayer> I have an older acquaintance who had some sort of severe digestive tract issues. Could not sit for too long, because it started to affect his heart and circulation. Doctor insisted on monitoring his heart and completely ignored the digestive tract issues, saying that they were not related or something of that sort. Long story short, after two years of struggling with that, he went to a doctor further away, got
<APlayer> antibiotics for some infection in his digestive tract and it fixed all his problems. Not fully, but he is recovering.
<APlayer> The doctor failed to identify an infection for two years, despite the patient insisting to get checked on that.
<SnoopJeDi> aaaaaaaAAAAAA
<UmbralRaptop> ^
<bofh> ^
<egg> !u ─┴
<Qboid> U+2500 BOX DRAWINGS LIGHT HORIZONTAL (─)
<Qboid> U+2534 BOX DRAWINGS LIGHT UP AND HORIZONTAL (┴)
<kmath> <moronicmark> Rest in Peace, Bruce J. Mitchell aka Rowsdower. He saved us and saved all the world, we should get him trending.… https://t.co/OgyYWyCFwS
<kmath> <moocowpong1> @chordbug I didn't try to golf it but this one is fun: https://t.co/7qh3Z70HjS
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<UmbralRaptop> Wait, this describes a lot of people I know. https://twitter.com/whitequark/status/1002269152902512641
<kmath> <whitequark> @kragen usually when people talk about "uploading" they expect the uploaded version to be "self" and not "extremely… https://t.co/uV86hSh6bm
<UmbralRaptop> So, like, would the upload be different?
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<UmbralRaptop> Spring thunderstorms, how I haven't missed you.
<UmbralRaptop> Drugs acquired.
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