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<darklight> How do you have 10s lag?
<SilverFox> 12.3
<SilverFox> ISP is just that shit
<SilverFox> Greys / G-Mobile I have a present for you, message me
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<kmath> <LauraLoomer> Someone just slashed my tire... I'm honestly speechless. 1 week after someone doxed me. https://t.co/A8HwyHdt7W
<SilverFox> "my tire"
<SilverFox> MHMMMMMM
<SilverFox> pls go on about how it's "tyre"
<SilverFox> when you fucking linked an example of "tire"
<darklight> "no tread on me"
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<darklight> Look at the guy who pulls the picture to bits
<darklight> Funny :P
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<SilverFox> So I got an email from Hoxx (a vpn I use for watching rick and morty) from their support email with a dude saying he was my account manager and if I had any questions or if wanted to say thank you, I should email them back. So I did:
<SilverFox> "I can't afford an account manager, you're fired"
<SilverFox> egg, you're in france, right?
<SilverFox> im reading this news article about a giant anti-islamic rally in france
<SilverFox> apparently the biggest rally france has ever seen
<SilverFox> in paris
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<Orum> yes, biggest rally *ever*
<Orum> how quickly people forget
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<darklight> Nice automated system
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<G-Mobile> SilverFox: did you not realize that maid dragon is propoganda to get nerds interested in marriage and parenthood?
<Orum> so it's a religion?
<Greys> so's I opened the windows for the night; and boy, something smells like an electrical fire
<Greys> is there any reason the IO panel and related circuitry like integrated sound card need to be on the motherboard? it'd be nice if they were a daughter board so the inside of the case could pull out as a drawer, with the io panel on a cable so everything stays connected at the back
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<darklight> Is there a reason to slide your mobo out?
<G-Mobile> Bulticant telepacy
<Orum> slide it out of what?
<G-Mobile> The bulticant
<Orum> hah, Bob Ross thought only nice people paint... guess he forgot about Hitler
<G-Mobile> Hitler only painted before the brain damage that made him charismatic and hateful
<Orum> doesn't change the facts
<G-Mobile> Not nice hitler didnt paint
<Orum> so he counts as two different people?
<G-Mobile> Yep
<G-Mobile> Thats why youb cant morally kill him as a baby
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<darklight> Greys you cant kill babies because its not ethical to punish someone before they commit a crime
<Orum> god, I'm so tired of the morality combined time travel or perfect prediction stories
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<G-Mobile> darklight: like mosquitos, killing baby trumph would not harm the ecosystem
<xShadowx> darklight: 'cant'? lol you can argue 'shouldnt' but history has had many cases proving 'cant' is quite untrue ;p
<Orum> man, I would love to eradicate mosquitos
<xShadowx> Orum: but then where would we get dino dna
<Orum> from frozen dinos
<Orum> and, eradicating them wouldn't remove those that are frozen in amber
<Orum> so jurassic park is still possible
<darklight> xShadkwx
<xShadowx> you know someone is gona do it lol
<darklight> silly phone
<darklight> But yes, people do commit infanticide
<Orum> well you need more than just DNA
<darklight> I just meant its not ethically justified
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<xShadowx> darklight: until the movie minority report becomes reality :P
<Orum> the thing that always bothered me about that movie is how if that were a reality, the morality of that would be our least concern
<Orum> ~wa 1mi to ft
<FoxBot9000> Orum: convert 1 mile to feet: 5280 feet
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<darklight> Orum what type of mile? :P
<darklight> ~1nmi to feet
<darklight> ~wa 1nmi to feet
<FoxBot9000> darklight: convert 1 nmi (nautical mile) to feet: 6076 feet
<darklight> ~wa 1 roman mile to feet
<FoxBot9000> darklight: convert 1 Roman common mille passus to feet: 4829 feet
<G-Mobile> Tohru morphs a chair on her back
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<G-Mobile> ;wa 1 mile to roman feet
<kmath> G-Mobile: convert 1 mile to Roman common pedes: 5467 Roman common pedes
<G-Mobile> ;wa roman feet to millimetres
<kmath> G-Mobile: convert 1 Roman common pes to millimeters: 294.4 mm (millimeters)
<G-Mobile> ;wa imperial feet to millimeters
<kmath> G-Mobile: convert 1 foot to millimeters: 304.8 mm (millimeters)
<G-Mobile> ;wa french feet to millimeters
<kmath> G-Mobile: convert 1 pied du roi to millimeters: 324.8 mm (millimeters)
<G-Mobile> ;wa german feet
<kmath> G-Mobile: Prussian foot: 1 Prussian foot->12 Prussian zoll, ->1.02971 feet, ->12.3566 inches, ->1' 0.3566", ->3.13857 dm (decimeters), ->31.3857 cm (centimeters), ->313.857 mm (millimeters), ->0.313857 meters
<darklight> ;wa french fries to my belly
<kmath> darklight: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish
<G-Mobile> ;wa russian feet to german feet
<kmath> G-Mobile: convert 1 Russian fut to Prussian feet: 0.5665 Prussian feet
<VITAS> ;wa darklights belly to jelly belly
<kmath> VITAS: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish
<G-Mobile> ;wa greek feet to australian feet
<kmath> G-Mobile: Greek transliteration->feet to australian feet: ϕηττοαυστραλιανϕητ (phi eta tau tau omicron alpha upsilon sigma tau rho alpha lambda iota alpha nu phi eta tau)
<G-Mobile> ;wa two random digits to greek
<kmath> G-Mobile: Greek transliteration->two random digits to: τϝορανδομδιγιτςτο (tau digamma omicron rho alpha nu delta omicron mu delta iota gamma iota tau sigma tau omicron)
<G-Mobile> Digamma?
<VITAS> two gammas but he will never know :D
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<G-Mobile> So I've built an inflatable tent
<G-Mobile> darklight: I've got this shaded pole blower motor, ruins on mains, how do I slow it down
<darklight> Hold it with your fingers :P
<darklight> I don't really know
<darklight> If you're lucky, a light dimmer
<darklight> It'll make some hideous noises
<G-Mobile> SilverFox: according to kobayashi, nurses are a kind of maid
<G-Mobile> This inflatable tent is weird
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<darklight_> inflatable tent?
<G-Mobile> Yep
<G-Mobile> Blower motor plus sheet = pressure bubble
<darklight_> Also, a variable frequency drive is what you really want, but they are expensive
<G-Mobile> Can I fake it?
<darklight_> You could try a light dimmer but I'd be very surprised if it works
<G-Mobile> I have a pot
<darklight_> Is this 110v ac?
<darklight_> "runs on mains" yes
<darklight_> Maaaybe you can try putting a motor start capacitor on it to limit current if you just want to permanetly slow it down, but normally current limiting motors kills their torque but doesn't change their speed
<darklight_> But given that its a blower, maybe you'll be lucky there :P
<G-Mobile> Shaded pole, no capacitor
<darklight_> A capacitor would work like a resistor but not get hot
<darklight_> Fan controllers just switch in capacitors
<darklight_> Light dimmers are scrs and probably a no no, way too much electrical noise
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<G-Mobile> How does a varfreq circuit work
<Greys> I would guess you turn the AC into DC, and then turn the DC into whatever AC frequency is needed via mosfets?
<darklight_> ac rectified into a dc stage, and then an inverter stage back into the frequency you want
<darklight_> Yeah, I'd be using igbts though, like mosfets but higher voltage :3
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<darklight_> Greys, "Trump targets affirmative action"
<Greys> did you see yesterday's missile launch?
<darklight_> Not yet
<darklight_> "North Korea launched its first ICBM test on July 4, with leader Kim Jong Un calling it a "gift to the U.S." on its independence day."
<Greys> it'd be really really nice, if Trump was capable of subtlty, so he could perform operation paul bunyon 2
<Greys> actually I bet it Trump were capable of subtlty, he's look like he was great at his job
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<Greys> yanno what's great
<Greys> proffesional grade things which no professional would use
<Greys> "Professional grade wooden gate latches"
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<SilverFox> morning sluts
<SilverFox> Greys, no I did not know that dargon maid was propaganda. Where did you get this from?
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<Greys> SilverFox, there's been a bunch of anime/manga recently that are designed to create or elivate values within the nerd community in japan to bolster failing systems of traditional culture
<SilverFox> interesting
<Greys> that manga I liked about girls lifting weights, that's propaganda
<Greys> it's there to elivate values pertaining to physical health
<SilverFox> for more girls to get fit, or for more otaku to get fit?
<Greys> elevate*
<Greys> either, but more otaku
<Greys> you may not be aware of this but non-nerdy girls read a lot of manga
<Greys> however that manga is really really overly sexualized
<SilverFox> I figured
<SilverFox> lots of people in general read manga
<Greys> to be fair, maid dragon is kind of a mistake; the author declares in an omake that he was commissioned to make a boy meets girl romance, and this happened instead; but the manga as I said is all around worse than the anime
<Greys> it's ordered in a less engaging way, every chapter is a discrete story in 15 pages, the art is pretty halfassed
<Greys> they changed a whole lot to make the anime and everything they changed was the right decision
<SilverFox> ravioli ravioli dont lewd the dragon loli
<Greys> I mentioned the Emperor of Demise story is less than half way through the manga, well Kanna's school event is twice as far in. And neither of those events occur anything like how they go down in the manga
<Greys> the emperor is short and dumpy, the conflict takes place at the dining room table, the part where dad shoots a thing past Kobayashi's head is barely discernable
<Greys> Kanna's school event does not involve sports or physical activities
<SilverFox> wait what
<Greys> there's no protracted battle for Kobayashi to be able to take the day off
<Greys> the sum of the actual school event is Kanna reading a poem about Kobayashi that paints her in a weird light
<SilverFox> so weird
<Greys> this manga has a lot to go for it, but it does not contain merit onto itself that justifies an anime, let alone this anime; but if you had an agenda, it's the perfect fodder
<SilverFox> ;wa fodder
<kmath> SilverFox: fother: 1 fother->1.011 fothers, ->1.04 fothers of lead, ->30.33 fotmals, ->19.5 lg cwt (long hundredweights), ->990.6 kg (kilograms), ->990646 grams, ->2184 lb (pounds)
<Greys> btw, Iruru is stupid
<Greys> in the good way
<SilverFox> naive?
<Greys> like cannon fodder
<SilverFox> the fuck is a fodder
<Greys> like cattle feed
<SilverFox> I was going to say the "inspiration" one made more sense, but okay
<Greys> have you never seen teh phrase cannon fodder?
<Greys> cannon fodder is something that's perfect for being shot at
<SilverFox> its not a common phrase I hear often
<Greys> this thing itself isn't meaningful, but it's useful to be used
<SilverFox> cool
<Greys> ie, if you wanted to make an anime that would elevate the cultural value of marriage and parenthood within a subculture that likes anime, this is a good text to start with
<Greys> she's approximately one third breasts by mass
<Greys> Tohru kicks her ass
<SilverFox> wtf is this picture
<Greys> I think she's a bone dragon?
<SilverFox> she has very weird legs
<SilverFox> mainly feet
<SilverFox> EW WTF
<SilverFox> THOSE FEEEET
<Greys> she doesn't function as a humanoid kinematic
<SilverFox> she needs surgery, goddamn
<SilverFox> also, 1/3rd breast by mass would be pretty significant breastage
<Greys> at least Quetzl is a very large person along with having absurd breasts
<SilverFox> im guessing this is just a fanservice character
<Greys> no, she's a recurring character
<Greys> and that's how she dresses
<SilverFox> neat gif
<Greys> oh, did I mention, the bento I got, that I now have three of, is korean?
<Greys> what does korea call a bento
<SilverFox> lemme check
<SilverFox> my guess if it isn't lunchbox is 벤토, literally "bento"
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<Greys> is that in a dictionary?
<SilverFox> "도시락"
<SilverFox> meaning lunchbox
<Greys> what's that in western sounds
<SilverFox> doshirak
<Greys> TheKosmonaut what's your ruling
<SilverFox> on what?
<TheKosmonaut> My ruling is to kill both of you
<TheKosmonaut> Unless you specify what it is that I should be ruling on
<SilverFox> why are you killing me? I have the same question as you
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: Guilt by association.
<SilverFox> fuck youuuuuu
<Greys> TheKosmonaut korean word for bento
<SilverFox> Why are you asking him?
<angavrilov> given that it 's a chinese word (or at least using chinese readings of characters), it would be no wonder if it would be the same in korean
<Greys> cus he knows shit sometimes
<SilverFox> Yeah but dont you think native speakers also know shit sometimes?
<TheKosmonaut> Bento in Korean?
<Greys> yes
<TheKosmonaut> AFAIK SilverFox was right, I hear it as Dosilag
<Greys> great
<SilverFox> you hear it as doshirak
<SilverFox> koreans cant do si
<Greys> apparently dosirac is a brand of instant noodles
<TheKosmonaut> Shi yeah
<SilverFox> and since it's ㄱ its a mix between k and g
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: Japanese do that shit sometimes too, they write si but there is no si
<SilverFox> which is why romanization is shit
<TheKosmonaut> Mostly because romanization is bullshit
<TheKosmonaut> Yeah
<Greys> always will be, but it's much worse than it needs to be
<SilverFox> Greys, just learn hangeul
<Greys> nah
<SilverFox> its the easiest alphabet to learn
<angavrilov> in russian transcription of japanese you are actually supposed to write si, but so many idiots are copying shi from english
<TheKosmonaut> angavrilov: For english it really depends on which method of romanization you use
<TheKosmonaut> Most europeans/English speakers learn Hepburn
<Greys> I have not found much realiability
<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, how long did it take you to learn hangeul?
<angavrilov> in case of russan though the reason for that is because you can't use russian sh with russian i that sounds like japanese, the i becomes a totally different sound
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: Bleh I wouldn't say I have it down well enough to say I know it
<Greys> it might resemble hepburn, I don't know that exactly, but going between sites and charts and different flashcard systems or books, it's not uncommon to see a wide range of minor differences
<angavrilov> and russian sh is totally different in e.g. position of tongue
<TheKosmonaut> I have to switch tracks because of some work shit and need to focus on Mandarin.
<SilverFox> how long did it take you to learn what you got
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: Few days I suppose
<SilverFox> exactly
<TheKosmonaut> If you count hours, probably six
<SilverFox> a retard could learn hangeul in 10 days max
<Greys> which is not aided by the fact that some characters are displayed in wildly different syles between typefaces
<SilverFox> I learned it in like, 3?
<Greys> こ always screws me up when it shows up lookin' like a z
<SilverFox> I see that as two horizontal lines, bottom ones curl
<Greys> I see that as two horizontal likes, the bottom one is curled up on the left
<SilverFox> ye
<SilverFox> is that "ni"?
<TheKosmonaut> ko
<angavrilov> if you quickly draw that with a brush the strokes will link together
<Greys> sometimes it's a z with the diagonal line broken in the middle
<SilverFox> which one is ni?
<Greys> に
<angavrilov> so fonts that pretend to be more cursive may connect them
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<Greys> humans stopped writing on paper for a reason, I don't see why we're allowing computers to continue the issue
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<TheKosmonaut> kaisho looks the most "normal"
<TheKosmonaut> Or natural,r other.
<TheKosmonaut> rather*
<Greys> does ko ever appear with a full connection between the horizontal bars?
<SilverFox> what is the character that represents 2 in japanese?
<Greys> two what
<Greys> I'm not being pedantic
<SilverFox> "ichi, ni, san, shi, go"
<SilverFox> im very confused on the ni character
<Greys> oh, for counting, the written characters are different
<SilverFox> since I've seen it as two horizontal lines, but then you said it was a very different character
<Greys> the characters don't vary in the same way that the pronunciation can
<SilverFox> this doesnt look fun
<TheKosmonaut> Greys: Not that I've ever seen outside of handwriting at speed
<Greys> japanese's biggest issue from an adult foreigners learning in standpoint is that despite the grammar being pretty simple; there's a large set of large sets of things to memorize
<Greys> learning it*
<TheKosmonaut> lmao
<Greys> yea I know
<TheKosmonaut> I forgot that Jason Alexander is on Star Trek Voyager
<Greys> oh
<Greys> Doctor?
<Greys> wait, when was he on?
<Greys> it was a cameo right?
<TheKosmonaut> Just for one episode
<Greys> did he play a bad person, trecherous merchant or something?
<TheKosmonaut> Part of some society of thinking aliens
<Greys> it's been a long time since I've watched janeway's odessey
<TheKosmonaut> Janeway was great
<TheKosmonaut> Really talented actress
<Greys> and conflicts in the writing staff ended up asking her to present a really interestingly damaged character
<Greys> you've noticed that her personality varies rather dramatically between some episodes? that's because different portions of the writing staff were more dominant, and their vision of her prevailed; mainly the totalitarian janeway and everybody's mom janeway
<Greys> the result being strikingly similar to a commander going through PTSD
<Greys> SilverFox, does one go through PTSD or is one dealing with PTSD?
<SilverFox> yes
<SilverFox> it is also something one has
<SilverFox> you have to learn how to handle your triggers, or avoid them and how to handle your episodes when they occur. that's what happens with therapy for it
<Greys> so it's something you're never done with
<SilverFox> not really
<Greys> not really in agreement or disagreement?
<Greys> I wish english was more absolute
<SilverFox> it can be down to a point where your triggers dont really trigger you anymore, but not much past that
<SilverFox> you can still have recurring nightmares
<SilverFox> and those are rather common
<Greys> I'm glad I killed all my dreams so I don't have to deal with that
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<Rokker> SilverFox: https://youtu.be/9O_82s0U_v4?t=2m45s best one yet
<kmath> YouTube - JAKE PAUL IN THE TITLE - YLYL Try not to laugh #67
<SilverFox> fucking christ
<SilverFox> opening links crashes firefox
<Rokker> SilverFox: wat
<SilverFox> ye
<SilverFox> it's super crashy lately
<Rokker> use chrome like a normal person
<SilverFox> no
<SilverFox> it's gross
<SilverFox> that crash bandicoot one?
<Rokker> SilverFox: yeah
<SilverFox> they arent funny to me
<SilverFox> its ded meme
<Rokker> SilverFox: the fuck it is
<Rokker> SilverFox: its got another 2 or 3 days
<SilverFox> its a firework, it bangs, you go "ooh, woah"
<SilverFox> and thats it
<Greys> lucky you, I opened speedfan this morning and crashed the computer
<SilverFox> nice
<SilverFox> im at 9 hours out of 10 of desu desu desu
<Greys> you enjoy suffering
<SilverFox> its a great loop
<SilverFox> the greatest loop I've ever heard
<Greys> you need to find better loops
<SilverFox> show me better loops then
<Greys> you're the loopmeister
<Greys> I don't enjoy loops
<kmath> <PigeonComics> It's 10% love, 90% spite and 100% reason to stay in the fight ? https://t.co/BwySgb4PPN
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<Greys> I want more crow girl owl girl
<Greys> so there's a seagul girl now
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<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, how well do you think tuna and rice mix?
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<SilverFox> Greys, VR skateboarding game
<SilverFox> I wonder if there will be a microATX formfactor threadripper mobo
<SilverFox> I wonder which is better, pins on the mobo or on the cpu
<SilverFox> Greys, the new threadripper cpu requires a torquewrench to install
<SilverFox> the required torque is 1.5Newton Metres
<SilverFox> I've sent about 12 or so crash reports to mozilla all like "pls stop crashing my browser"
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<kmath> YouTube - Stop Button Solution? - Computerphile
<SilverFox> neat shit
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<SilverFox> I think its this 10 hour video that's causing ff to crash
<SilverFox> and with how much it's crashed, I've probably watched over 10 hours
<Greys> you've been counting off unordered numbers for like three days
<SilverFox> unordered?
<SilverFox> Greys, what do you think of the Google pixel?
<Greys> unordered - not in order
<SilverFox> right, but what numbers were out of order?
<Greys> it's a fine phone that diesn't meet my needs
<SilverFox> I didnt watch the video backwards
<Greys> 4, 2, 6 as I recall
<Greys> I assumed you were rewatching
<SilverFox> logs or it didnt happen
<Greys> does it come with a torque wrench?
<SilverFox> yes
<SilverFox> it looks like a pancake flipper
<Greys> if it comes with the tool it needs, then why does the spec of that tool matter
<SilverFox> because the tool doesnt do it for you
<SilverFox> you have to do it
<Greys> mmkay
<Greys> sissy
<SilverFox> also it's got the pins on the motherboard
<SilverFox> and I think this is how it should be for expensive CPUs
<Greys> like pin grid array but the pins stick up?
<SilverFox> where the CPU costs more than the mobo
<SilverFox> there are no pins on the cpu
<SilverFox> I havent seen the mobo
<SilverFox> its covered
<SilverFox> because there's special installation
<Greys> so's I got this U11, and absolutely everybody knocks it out of the running for not having a headphone jack; and I have no headphones
<SilverFox> okay
<Greys> it's a great phone, but most peeps don't even rank it because it can't plug in things that don't exist
<SilverFox> headphones exist
<Greys> proove it
<SilverFox> ~g headphones
<Greys> that's headphones accessories supplies, there's plenty of accessories for things that don't exist
<SilverFox> such as?
<Greys> GPS mountain detectors
<Greys> churches
<Greys> buttplugs
<SilverFox> TIL: Mountains, religion, and assholes dont exist
<Greys> no no no, people who use buttplugs don't exist
<SilverFox> if assholes dont exist, then who have I been dating all these years? :thinking:
<Greys> assholes exist
<Greys> mainly in churches
<SilverFox> on mountains?
<Greys> churches exist, god doesn't
<SilverFox> I see what you did there
<SilverFox> time to play some surgeon simulator VR
<SilverFox> get some training in for the real thing
<Greys> how do you feel about being a maid?
<SilverFox> I could do it
<SilverFox> am I being paid?
<SilverFox> am I a stay at home wife who's a maid by consequence?
<Greys> nurses = maids (Kobayashi, 20xx)
<SilverFox> links
<Greys> you know linking manga is hard
<SilverFox> then why do you do it so much?
<SilverFox> Greys, https://youtu.be/KUs1Popfd8g
<kmath> YouTube - i wanna be a movie star
<Greys> when I link manga, that's in real time
<Greys> when you ask me to link a manga, I would then have to locate it again
<Greys> by reading it again
<SilverFox> take it as a challenge then
<Greys> nah, it's just work
<SilverFox> work is a challenge
<Greys> it's the same reason people don't link podcasts
<SilverFox> people can link podcasts and timestamps
<Greys> actually, you kinda can't
<Greys> the way the default MP3 spec works, jumping to a timestamp isn't a concept
<Greys> you can jump to an integer precision percentage along the datastream
<Greys> that's bad if you have an old style big MP3; but if you've got a modern variable bitrate mp3 on your hands, then time does not corelate to percent
<Greys> at any precision
<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, how off would I be if I learned japanese phrases via manga and animu?
<Greys> none of this matters in a five minute song, but in a two hour podcast you can be minutes off from where you meant to be
<Greys> ;wa 5 minutes to seconds
<kmath> Greys: convert 5 minutes to seconds: 300 seconds
<Greys> so there you'd have a general precision of 3 seconds
<Greys> ;wa 2 hours to seconds
<kmath> Greys: convert 2 hours to seconds: 7200 seconds
<Greys> and there you'd have a precision of seven minutes
<SilverFox> wut
<SilverFox> oh
<Greys> no that's wrong
<Greys> minute and a half
<SilverFox> knew it
<SilverFox> what about flaac streams?
<SilverFox> do they exist?
<Greys> mp3 is the only audio format that you can say definitively every single platform your audience uses will be able to play
<Greys> and it just dropped off patents
<Greys> basically, within a first approximation nobody puts out podcasts in anything that's not MP3
<Greys> there are "aftermarket schemes" for improving the accuracy of time jumps, but literally last month apple implimented any of them in their native audio libraries
<Greys> I don't know if android does it, on windows it's probably up to the player, if it's in a browser who fucking knows
<Greys> so here's the actual issue, in normal MP3 you have a datastream of values, the values are linear from start to end and there's no index or count or anything, it's a string with beads on it and you look at the beads in order, so all time scrolling is just counting around on the bead string
<Greys> which is efficient
<Greys> you could get some reasonable precision with counting, but it doesn't really happen because of implimentations
<Greys> now add in variable bitrate datastreams
<Greys> every single bead is a different length, some are extremely small, some are longer
<Greys> this represents more or less data afforded to the description of the waveform at that point
<Greys> and if you're going front to back great, no problem, just read it and you're good
<Greys> but if your beads vary, and you go 37% down the string, who fucking knows how many beads you past
<Greys> if you count, now who fucking knows what 37% means
<Greys> and like I sad, until last month the majority share platform in the podcast market did not support the schemes that would map percents to times so you can index to a point in the stream somewhat accurately without scanning from the start every single time
<Greys> another result of this disconnection is that players will commonly assume a linear progression of time across the datastream, given the file's stated duration; and as you're listening to a podcast the player runs this little clock saying how far in you are and how far is left
<Greys> and because the corelation is not true; that time stamp can be just as wrong
<Greys> so: I give you a timestamp that my client has arrived at incorrectly, and you tell your client to go to that timestamp and it uses bad assumptions to get there, now what are you hearing
<SilverFox> anything given incorrectly will result in bad results
<Greys> the one way that currently exists and has... eh... sizable acceptance, is chapter markers; chapter markets are part of the file's metadata, and designate points in the podcast via bit positions, without involving timestamps there is no corelation to be wrong. But chapter markers are an author's tool, and because client support is "eh, good?", the majority of authors don't make use of it, so the majority of clients don't put a high value on th
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<Greys> to wrap it back around; there's a bunch of technopolitical situations that make timestamps work really poorly as an average for podcasts, so people don't timestamp-link podcasts like they timestamp-link youtube
<Greys> it's hugely to youtube's credit that you can make a link that will accurately take 100% of people to where you intend
<SilverFox> 10/10 hours
<G-Mobile> Is trump a twitter spambot
<G-Mobile> Is he horse ebooks?
<G-Mobile> Ok lets reverse this
<G-Mobile> According to trump
<G-Mobile> Helecopters have bones
<SilverFox> boneless is a meme
<G-Mobile> You're mother is a meme
<G-Mobile> Can you prove that trump doesnt think helecopters are an animal
<SilverFox> because boneless is a meme
<G-Mobile> So angry you swung a cactua is a meme
<G-Mobile> Cactus swinging happens
<G-Mobile> Memes dont disqualify reality
<SilverFox> alternate facts
<G-Mobile> So whats the boneless meme mean
<SilverFox> idk
<G-Mobile> Fuck this
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<SilverFox> this is the only meme I dont get
<SilverFox> there's also the most famous; boneless pizza
<G-Mobile> "Boy, you've started locking your keys into a series of increasingly small cars"
<G-Mobile> I understand this meme.
<G-Mobile> whatever the fuck boneless is, I don't understand it
<G-Mobile> I understand this meme.
<SilverFox> listen
<SilverFox> i dont get boneless either
<SilverFox> it just exists
<G-Mobile> I think meme has started to include "bullshit that we say for no reason"
<G-Mobile> boku no piko is much less interesting than it's meme, but I understand the meme and the metameme
<G-Mobile> SilverFox: how much old can you tolerate?
<G-Mobile> can you enjoy X Files?
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<SilverFox> what do you mean?
<G-Mobile> can you enjoy GI joe memes
<SilverFox> fucking GI Joe PSA
<SilverFox> ~yt GI Joe im a computer
<kmath> YouTube - GI JOE- I'm a Computer
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<G-Mobile> ok, now what if it was slower, and cuter, and anime
<SilverFox> wut
<G-Mobile> less realistic, and older, than ichigo mashimaro
<G-Mobile> and it's got this beautiful op with a weirdly great screachy singer
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<G-Mobile> and this moral about how people you know suffer and it's not ok and you can do stuff about it
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<G-Mobile> you instrested?
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<G-Mobile> wait wait, what if I tell you, that there's the world's most unique loli
<G-Mobile> she is literally a five by eight slab of wet clay
<SilverFox> a speaking slab of clay?\
<G-Mobile> no
<G-Mobile> she can't speak
<G-Mobile> because she's clay
<SilverFox> so it's just literally a slab of clay?
<G-Mobile> none of the rock people can speak, they write on their foreheads
<kmath> YouTube - PetoPeto-san opening (official)
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<SilverFox> >360p
<G-Mobile> it's old
<G-Mobile> this might be from the ninties
<SilverFox> wtf is this mandarin sounding shit
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<G-Mobile> yea I don't know, it's objectively unpleasant but I like it
<G-Mobile> so, the plot: there are humans, and also there are monsters, most monsters are girls
<SilverFox> I hate ths
<G-Mobile> the rock people are rock people
<G-Mobile> they start as slabs of clay and grow into people
<G-Mobile> the main girl, first one to appear in the op, is the manifest personification of stalkers
<SilverFox> not even remotely interested
<G-Mobile> when she touches people, sometimes she sticks, until everybody's asleep
<G-Mobile> but if she doesn't get love, she'll just kinda stop being there
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<G-Mobile> ok, sure
<G-Mobile> how does this apply to the difference between helecopters and quad drones
<SilverFox> I guess boneless being without humans, whom have bones?
<G-Mobile> if that's the case then I have to assume he's misusing the meme
<SilverFox> also, Michelle Carter, who drove her boyfriend actively to commit suicide, was sentenced to 15 months prison
<G-Mobile> assuming that's not what he means, then he is determining boneless to mean something, and that something he things can be applied
<G-Mobile> is that the chick what shot her boyfriend's bible thinking hudini would jesus the book into not killing him but their faith was wrong so he didn't?
<SilverFox> no, it's the chick that told her boyfriend repeatedly to kill himself
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<G-Mobile> I rule that she spend five years dead, and if in five years we've figured out how to make her less dead, we'll look into parole
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<G-Mobile> SilverFox: how do you feel about pre-internet memes
<SilverFox> I'd say she gets 15 years to lfe
<G-Mobile> ok, what's the value of life
<G-Mobile> if we're going to keep someone in a building for life, we should seriously consider killing them
<SilverFox> yeah
<G-Mobile> if you're not ok with killing them, you're also not ok with keeping them in a building until they die
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<SilverFox> yeah
<SilverFox> chair
<SilverFox> or lethal
<SilverFox> or a bullet tbh
<G-Mobile> in soviet greypire, with 15 to life sentence, at 15 if you don't get out, you go on death row, mandatory appeal, optional appeal, 5 years more at most, and then we drop a huge weight on you
<SilverFox> we should be able to pinpoint where to shoot to cause nstant death
<G-Mobile> 30 story tower, vacuum tube from top floor to bottom floor, with a foil shield at the bottom, 10 tonne cylinder
<G-Mobile> you don't hear it coming, and it utterly destroys you
<SilverFox> mess
<G-Mobile> ;wa 30 stories to feet
<kmath> G-Mobile: convert 30 stories to feet: (240 to 300) feet
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<G-Mobile> ;wa 15 tonnes * 1 G * 300 feet
<kmath> G-Mobile: 15 t (metric tons)×1 G (Newtonian gravitational constant)×300 feet: 9.154×10^-5 m^4/s^2 (meters to the fourth per second squared)
<G-Mobile> I feel like this is not what I wanted
<SilverFox> what unit you want?
<G-Mobile> newtons?
<SilverFox> kgm
<G-Mobile> a force of some kind
<G-Mobile> if the splatter hole is designed correctly we could probably get the condemed to squirt through a tube and leave minimal mess
<G-Mobile> actually, the cylinder will probably weld to the collector, this is too expensive
<SilverFox> now it's too expensive?
<G-Mobile> yea, if we have to replace the cylinder and the floor after every drop, way too much work
<SilverFox> bullets are cheaper
<SilverFox> lethal injection takes too long
<G-Mobile> bullets have too high an uncertainty factor
<G-Mobile> there's a lot of factors about this from an engineering perspective, with injection there's a system of multiple activation where several people simultaneously initiate the dose and only the computer knows who was actually performing the activation, so there's ambiguity to disuage guilt and blur retaliation
<G-Mobile> lethal injection has a very low capacity to not kill
<G-Mobile> you can shoot somebody in the head and not kill them
<G-Mobile> it's very difficult to ambiguously shoot someone in the head
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<SilverFox> 50 cal
<SilverFox> to the head
<G-Mobile> there's a cultural need to minimize the violence of the process that I feel kind of hypocritical
<G-Mobile> we need this to not look like we're killing a man
<G-Mobile> I think the giant cylinder impactor method manages to check all these boxes
<G-Mobile> you can have an activation system with sufficient ambiguity, especially since nobody needs to know the mass has dropped until it operates
<G-Mobile> you aren't going to survive being liquified by a giant chunk of steel
<SilverFox> restarted firefox, crashed immediately
<G-Mobile> and if it's going fast enough, the entire operation will be completed in such a fraction of a second that nobody will be capable of observing it
<G-Mobile> if a man in a foam chair is instantly replaced with a big steel cylinder, is that percieved as violent
<SilverFox> yes
<SilverFox> he gets splattered
<G-Mobile> we can prevent splattering with geometry
<SilverFox> no
<SilverFox> he gets splattered
<G-Mobile> squirt him in a tube
<SilverFox> mate
<G-Mobile> concave the bottom of the cylinder, make the landing area foam as well as the chair, under that foam have a funnel reciever, and put all that on a big buffer pad, so the cylinder pushes him into the ground, containing the event in the foam, until he gets crushed into the funnel, and the entire room moves down a bit to catch the mass
<G-Mobile> also, audience gets no audio feed
<SilverFox> this is more violent than shooting them with a 50cal
<SilverFox> why is there an audience?
<SilverFox> why do we need to display barbaric killings to the public?
<G-Mobile> there has to be, legal democracy bullshit
<SilverFox> is this some kind of entertainment?
<G-Mobile> a proper democratic nation does not kill people behind closed doors
<SilverFox> why
<G-Mobile> because that's what dictators do
<SilverFox> wut
<SilverFox> fuck, why dont we go back to when we held massive public displays of warriors fighting each other to the death?
<SilverFox> just make em do that
<SilverFox> put it on international tv
<SilverFox> pay per view
<G-Mobile> because we have videogames
<SilverFox> that same argument can be applied to executions
<G-Mobile> pubg > actual gladiators
<G-Mobile> sleep/
<SilverFox> my laptop now crashes ff and discord and hexchat randomly from memory concerns, despite ram usage being 65%
<SilverFox> im going to go super minimalist here and see if it helps
<SilverFox> I have three tabs now
<SilverFox> youtube subscriptions, facebook, email
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<SilverFox> so far no crashes
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