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<SilverFox> I can see why trump does this
<darklight> Trump fires people who go against trump
<darklight> SF what service was that again?
<SilverFox> hoxx vpn
<darklight> Fair enough
<SilverFox> they were like "hey im your account manager, if you have any questions or feedback, let me know"
<SilverFox> and im like "wtf I dont have the money for an account manager, you're fired"
<SilverFox> and they gave me premium
<darklight> "They say you are what you eat. Well you're an asshole!"
<darklight> Greys, this may be interesting to you https://youtu.be/IBgaZSAEKng
<kmath> YouTube - DNC "Spokesman" Proposes Medicare For All - Stuns Crowd
<SilverFox> too clickbaitey
<SilverFox> holy fuck this shitty internet is the most triggering shit ever
<SilverFox> im going to restart the router a bunch of times
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<darklight> Are you on wireless
<MobileFoxy> Yes
<MobileFoxy> Im on the other side of the house
<darklight> Ping your router
<darklight> Test a cable
<MobileFoxy> ????
<MobileFoxy> The fuck are you on about?
<MobileFoxy> Im going to restart my pi
<darklight> Things to verify its actually your internet connection and not just shitty wireless
<MobileFoxy> Either way i cant do shit
<MobileFoxy> So it doesn't matter
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<SilverFox> success, got the parents off the internet for the night
<Greys> what if you just left
<SilverFox> left what?
<SilverFox> ;wa lena dunham book
<kmath> SilverFox: notable books->with->author->Lena Dunham: Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned"
<SilverFox> sweet jesus
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<SilverFox> fuck nvm they're watching tv now fuuuuck
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: wait. Why is it that your parents using the internet is a bad thing
<SilverFox> lets say you have 10 apples
<SilverFox> you only get 10 apples
<SilverFox> for the day
<SilverFox> each day
<SilverFox> when my parents start watching their bullshit tv shows, they take about 9 of those apples
<SilverFox> 8-9
<SilverFox> and then when I say "hey, I only have 1 apple all the time, and rarely get more" they respond with "what do you mean? look at all the apples WE have! there's so many"
<SilverFox> i have 1.6s lag on irc currently
<SilverFox> seconds
<SilverFox> on something that operates on a dialup connection
<darklight> SF wat
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<darklight> HTB
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<SilverFox> the fuck are you smoking now darklight?
<darklight> The wat was for the book
<darklight> HTB is a drippy bucket algorithm for internet priority, making it fair for computers
<SilverFox> okay cool
<SilverFox> yeah thing is, they always get priority
<SilverFox> shit aint fair
<G-Mobile> I want science were we take a league of esports people, highend players and we put them in a game that can run at irrational framerates on modern hardware even at extreme resolution, then we play a hell of a lot of games, and across the games we randomly change things, like software framerate limits, higher and lower resolution monitors, bigger smaller screens
<G-Mobile> And then we can track performance per player
<SilverFox> well here's the thing
<SilverFox> all those people play at different levels within their professional level
<SilverFox> so you should do those things for each player, across all players
<G-Mobile> Doesnt matter, tracking individual performance
<G-Mobile> As much as possible the players wont know what has been changed
<SilverFox> I'm rather sure it's an immediate response to seeing your monitor go black because resolution is changing
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<G-Mobile> I think framerates going up from 60 to 90 will have a big effect, then tapering off through 144, then increasing resolution from 1080 to 2650 will be next most effective, with 4k being much less and 8k being pointless, and then increasing monitor size will be fairly linear through 27" and detrimental past that
<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, 4.3s irc lag
<G-Mobile> It also needs to be a game we can really dig into for metrics, so we can see not just kills/points but effective range and aim time
<darklight> Either stop complaining or fix it with a linux box running tc
<SilverFox> cant replace the hardware
<G-Mobile> Wont*
<SilverFox> cant
<darklight> Also try ipv4 just incase your isp has shitty routes
<SilverFox> it's proprietary
<G-Mobile> Always a way
<darklight> All you need to do is get a linux box in the middle
<SilverFox> and then it'll get unplugged by parents
<G-Mobile> Epoxy
<SilverFox> they'll unplug the cords
<G-Mobile> Epoxy
<G-Mobile> Holy fuck man, popcorn
<kmath> YouTube - Testing Apple’s FORGOTTEN GAME CONSOLE from 1996!
<G-Mobile> Yea, that was really boring and pointless, much more "here's a thing! :Grin:" than normal
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<SilverFox> what do you mean?
<G-Mobile> They got a thing, they used it, mmkay?
<G-Mobile> They didnt really feature the thing or reveal any cool information or use it to establish a context
<G-Mobile> Just, here's a thing
<SilverFox> I mean, they talked about the specs and how it has a pci slot and shit
<G-Mobile> Pci slots werent a thing then
<G-Mobile> AGI
<SilverFox> eww
<G-Mobile> And that was on the bottom so probably not
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<SilverFox> oh okay
<SilverFox> that was disappointing
<SilverFox> I was hoping for some internet stuf
<G-Mobile> What they could have done is collab with LGR for informational voiceover, the LMG could focus on their strength, glam footage
<G-Mobile> Then*
<G-Mobile> And intersperse that with the experience, maybe do some corny back and forth with the voiceover
<SilverFox> they could've done more than just that one game
<G-Mobile> As is, I watched two guys struggle to play a game in the wrong language, and thats about it
<G-Mobile> They had one game
<kmath> YouTube - This Nintendo Switch Privacy Screen is a Terrible Idea - Up At Noon Live!
<SilverFox> watch this
<G-Mobile> Nah
<SilverFox> DEUS VULT
<G-Mobile> Its a failed console, there probably werent many games, and werent many made
<SilverFox> G-Mobile, what you think of ultra-sun and ultra-moon?
<G-Mobile> is this porkamin?
<SilverFox> ye
<G-Mobile> I am not informed
<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, 12.2seconds irc lag
<G-Mobile> so what is it
<SilverFox> it's a fucking pokemon game
<G-Mobile> this is not information to have a think about it
<SilverFox> basically pulled a black and white 2
<G-Mobile> not a heartsoul and leafgreen?
<SilverFox> I cant wait for those remakes
<SilverFox> them sinnoh remakes
<G-Mobile> they already diiiiiid
<SilverFox> sinnoh had best soundtrack
<G-Mobile> heartgold and leaf green exist, and are remakes
<G-Mobile> so ultra isn't a remake?
<SilverFox> not really
<G-Mobile> ok so it is
<SilverFox> it has new story or some shit
<SilverFox> some new pokemans maybe
<G-Mobile> so did leaf green and hert silva
<SilverFox> same world tho
<SilverFox> and more ultrabeasts?
<G-Mobile> black and white 2 were sequels, not remakes
<G-Mobile> so if the ultras are a little bit remakes, they're not sequels
<G-Mobile> "not really" means a little bit, a little bit makes it not a sequel
<SilverFox> go inform yourself
<SilverFox> I dont really care for them ultra games
<G-Mobile> why, I don't care
<G-Mobile> you want my opinion, this is your crank to turn
<SilverFox> k
<kmath> YouTube - Carrot Dildo
<G-Mobile> is it musical?
<SilverFox> it has music
<SilverFox> pretty good music
<G-Mobile> played on the carrot?
<SilverFox> oh yeah you're at work arent ye?
<G-Mobile> always
<G-Mobile> I am work
<SilverFox> same
<G-Mobile> do you even have an income?
<SilverFox> thats my business
<G-Mobile> didn't your business go out of business?
<SilverFox> darklight, https://youtu.be/tYUqRKrRA2c
<kmath> YouTube - This Pasito - Aussie Despacito Parody
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: Why is your internet so dog shit?
<SilverFox> 5Mb/s down
<TheKosmonaut> That shouldn't be giving you IRC latency.. you have to be using sat internet or something.
<SilverFox> nope
<SilverFox> dsl
<SilverFox> our isp is dogshit
<SilverFox> and bottlenecking the network makes it even worse
<TheKosmonaut> DSL has latency too
<TheKosmonaut> Are you out in the sticks or a city?
<SilverFox> everything does
<SilverFox> im in a rather populated town
<SilverFox> suburbs
<TheKosmonaut> Usually not so severe.
* TheKosmonaut adds another item to "list of reasons why Asia is better"
<SilverFox> cant wait for that 6ms korean internet
<SilverFox> playing league at 6 ping gon be great
<darklight> "out in the sticks" thats a new one for me
<TheKosmonaut> My home is like 5ms and 800 down 780 up usually.
<SilverFox> really?
<TheKosmonaut> that's on wifi
<SilverFox> oh look, my desktop dc'd
<TheKosmonaut> about 6,000JPY /mo
<SilverFox> maeng
<TheKosmonaut> Korea has faster internet, but they have shit laws regarding internet use.
<SilverFox> 6.9s lag hooweee
<SilverFox> what such laws?
<SilverFox> like the porn bans?
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: They mostly apply to citizens, IIRC. Not to foreigners.
<TheKosmonaut> But like, internet curfews are a thing.
<SilverFox> wut
<TheKosmonaut> Where minors can't play past X time on a school night
<TheKosmonaut> You have an ID tied to internet usage.
<SilverFox> okay im not a minor so we're good
<SilverFox> right
<TheKosmonaut> Korea also has arguably worse laws regarding pornography too.
<SilverFox> probably
<TheKosmonaut> This is why you cannot find any even halfway decent porn from korea
<TheKosmonaut> Not that I look...
* TheKosmonaut closes tabs
<SilverFox> ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
<SilverFox> yo
<TheKosmonaut> Most of their shit is soft-core
<SilverFox> indeed
<SilverFox> just a bunch of tits
<SilverFox> but if you have the right connections
<TheKosmonaut> It definitely exists.. Again.. not that I would know.
* TheKosmonaut burns file cabinet
* SilverFox magnets floppy drives
<TheKosmonaut> I have an electromagnet connected to some capacitors and battery arrays, I flip the switch and everything in the house will be wiped.
<TheKosmonaut> Breaking Bad style.
<SilverFox> fucking house nuke
<SilverFox> a good place to start looking is tumblr
<SilverFox> them horny bastards love tumblr
<SilverFox> and their porn is like an easter egg hunt in a game
<SilverFox> because korean porn laws
<SilverFox> fun fact, a BJ in korea is not a sexual act
<TheKosmonaut> Shit
* TheKosmonaut books flights to korea
<SilverFox> kek
<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, you seen my adventures into vr porn?
<SilverFox> they still censor jap porn
<TheKosmonaut> VR censors.. what a job
<SilverFox> so I was watching this weird teethed chick lick my boxers, then she pulls it out and everything goes pixelated and I had to take it off
<TheKosmonaut> Like the committee that tracks down gay porn in Turkey and gets rid of it
<SilverFox> sick bastards get paid to watch gay porn
<TheKosmonaut> Teyep, what are you doing with all this lube that you keep confiscating? Did you get rid of that sodomy porn?
<TheKosmonaut> YES YES... no worry about lube.. using to grease the wheels of ottoman-- turkish government
<SilverFox> BJ in korean is "Broadcast Jockey"
<SilverFox> which is any streamer
<kmath> YouTube - fronds
<SilverFox> so yeah, tumblr and avgle.com are where it's all at
<SilverFox> also some random dude on pornhub whom you pay 10$USD via paypal
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<SilverFox> man, do you guys rember "will it blend"?
<darklight> ...
<darklight> How the heck do you tie internet to a person?
<darklight> Fuck koreq
<darklight> *korea if thats the case
<TheKosmonaut> darklight: You have an ID number associated with your internet usage.
<SilverFox> sin
<darklight> The household?
<SilverFox> SSN
<SilverFox> no
<SilverFox> the person
<TheKosmonaut> I think there are sort of black markets that allow you to circumvent it
<darklight> But thats bit how routers work?
<darklight> *not
<TheKosmonaut> I know that Starcraft fans, for example, that have US Blizzard accounts.
<SilverFox> you can only have 1 league account in korean
<SilverFox> korea
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<SilverFox> because it's tied to your SSN
<darklight> "Every South Korean citizen within a month of their 17th birthday registers their fingerprint at the government local office and is issued the Resident Registration Card that contains their name, registration number, home address, fingerprint and picture" eat a dick korea
<darklight> orwell would be proud
<TheKosmonaut> darklight: Lel.. did you think S. Korea was the shining example of freedom for asia?
<TheKosmonaut> It's only relatively free.
<TheKosmonaut> Compared to fucking North Korea
<SilverFox> that's why it's held back
<SilverFox> north korea gets nuked and south will skyrocket in freedoms
<TheKosmonaut> And they have good pussy
<SilverFox> pffffffft
<TheKosmonaut> Countries that have good pussy = countries that are accepted by the west.
<TheKosmonaut> Thailand?
<TheKosmonaut> Good pussy
<SilverFox> BOI PUSSY
<TheKosmonaut> Japan? Good pussy
<TheKosmonaut> Fuckin, Iraq? Shitty pussy
<SilverFox> iraq doesnt have lewds
<SilverFox> thats why
<SilverFox> lewds = good puss
<TheKosmonaut> A country's need for freedom is inversely tied to the quality of pussy
<TheKosmonaut> Speaking of freedom.. My romans need to liberate Pompeii and Pax Romana the fuck out of them
* TheKosmonaut invades
<SilverFox> pompeii liberates itself
<SilverFox> volcanos and shit
<TheKosmonaut> Oh... Oh poor children... They formed a coalition against me.
<SilverFox> rip
<TheKosmonaut> Pompei, Neapli, Daurinia... And some other shit ball tribe
<TheKosmonaut> My summer break started today
<TheKosmonaut> And I am taking paternal leave. Lots less work till October woo
<TheKosmonaut> I do have a kids camp that I need to go to this week though.
<TheKosmonaut> I am gonna hunt snakes and shit because I have fuck all to do there.
<TheKosmonaut> Hmm. 32,000 men against my 18,000 regulars.
<SilverFox> easy
<SilverFox> open the gates
<TheKosmonaut> Well, i am the Res Publica Romana
<TheKosmonaut> I can do whatever the fuck I want
* TheKosmonaut raises 27,000 mercenaries
<SilverFox> thats what your children are for
<TheKosmonaut> It is a shame, my closest southern Italian ally turned on me. I guess I will take his land too
<SilverFox> lol
<TheKosmonaut> I have pissed off Sparta too
<TheKosmonaut> But what are they gonna do? Yell at me from across the seas?
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<G-Mobile> So's,: i'm gonna get a popcorn machine
<G-Mobile> And then andchat broke
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<G-Mobile> Fixed?
<G-Mobile> Yes
<G-Mobile> So popcorn machine
<G-Mobile> But there's basically three types, shitty airpoppers, which are only good for making packing foam
<G-Mobile> Fancy hotplates with stiring sticks
<G-Mobile> And pro grade carts
<G-Mobile> How big is too big of a popcorn machine for a single adult who lives alone
<SilverFox> depends on how much adult you wanna indulge in
<G-Mobile> These gas station scale machines with the big gpass display case and the floating tipper pot are reasonably priced at about 60$
<G-Mobile> glass*
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<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, this isn't japanese is it? https://youtu.be/SDoTHJ4kAKo
<kmath> YouTube - japan
<Glass|phone> that awkward moment when @xiaoribenguizi likes your tweet
<SilverFox> tmw @nobodysignificant liked a tweet
<G-Mobile> who's xiaorib
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: she was singing in Chinese
<TheKosmonaut> And that looks like Malaysia almost
<SilverFox> I knew it sounded too shitty to be japanese
<TheKosmonaut> I want the rest of the song though
<SilverFox> whats this?: https://youtu.be/8VTLbafe-7c
<kmath> YouTube - あべちゃん:翻訳してみた その3
<G-Mobile> SilverFox: quick rule of thumb, most of the sounds that sound chinesey don't occur in japanese, like xao
<SilverFox> my rule of thumb, which works every time, is "Does it sound like literal garbage disposal?" if yes, it's chinese
<G-Mobile> well, that's opinion, but sure
<G-Mobile> btw theko, how do you sing in a tonal language?
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: the same as any other language
<TheKosmonaut> It is easier to sing in Chinese than it is in Japanese
<G-Mobile> by pronouncing things weirdly?
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: Abe-Chan is a relatively famous bird that can speak
<TheKosmonaut> What is not to get?
<SilverFox> so it's real?
<SilverFox> wow
<TheKosmonaut> There are other videos of it
<TheKosmonaut> Yeah
<TheKosmonaut> It is a real bird
<SilverFox> thats impressive
<TheKosmonaut> A pet store near me has one
<SilverFox> the bird can read too
<TheKosmonaut> I walked past and it said (in Japanese) “hey you. Where are you going?”
<TheKosmonaut> I dunno about the reading part. But it is a very intelligent bird.
<SilverFox> neat
<SilverFox> anwyays, the only leads i have for that song are the first lyric: "When I say I miss you"
<TheKosmonaut> I got that much
<SilverFox> one sec, it's shot in front of a place, see if google can find it
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: have you considered that you’re the weird one?
<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, https://youtu.be/fdQgPu3iUYk
<kmath> YouTube - 好想你 I MiSS U - Joyce Chu 四葉草@RED PEOPLE
<SilverFox> you're fucking welcome
<SilverFox> the suicide is actually in the MV
<SilverFox> 1:41-1:43
<TheKosmonaut> Joyce Chu. Sounds like Malaysia or even Singapore
<TheKosmonaut> Malaysia. Knew it.
<SilverFox> sounds like fucking adorable that's what
<SilverFox> she has such a pretty face
<Rokker> i wisg
<Rokker> wish
<Rokker> ive been waiting years for a 50 cal revolver thats never gonna come :(
<TheKosmonaut> She is switching between Malaysia and Taipei/Taiwan in that video.
<SilverFox> yup
<Rokker> SilverFox: hasnt the suicide been like debunked
<TheKosmonaut> I thought I was going crazy for a second but I recognized the Kai shek memorial
<SilverFox> idk
<TheKosmonaut> Any girl that likes Based Shek is good in my book.
<SilverFox> but I know that I had to go through like, 5 videos to get to the source
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: id vote kai shek president for life
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: man. His memorial legit gave me feels when I went
<TheKosmonaut> It’s a powerful area
<TheKosmonaut> Reminded me a lot of like, the Lincoln memorial
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: i just wish he hadnt fucked up the civil war so bad
<G-Mobile> TheKosmonaut: in reference to what
<TheKosmonaut> They can’t all be Washingtons or Lincolns, sadly.
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: thanks obama
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: for one, saying that Chinese is the weird outlier here regarding language
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: i cant wait until they make a hitler memorial
<SilverFox> this song has a catchy rhythm to it, too bad it's in a shit language, if it was in any other langauge that'd be great
<TheKosmonaut> Especially in the context of the music
<G-Mobile> what are you talking about
<SilverFox> BOMBARD THE IRAQI AIRSPACE
<TheKosmonaut> Japanese is such a shitty song language, Korean is better, mandarin is better than both as far as the flexibility of the language goes
<SilverFox> HOT CHEESE COMIN DOWN
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: why the fuck are people so amazed when they learn a bird can talk
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: racism
<Rokker> there are like dozens and dozens of species of birds you can teach to talk
<SilverFox> Rokker, I was more amazed that it could read
<TheKosmonaut> In bird culture, that’s considered a dick move.
<Rokker> i doubt it can
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: it probably can’t
<SilverFox> and understand that what it said was what was on screen
<TheKosmonaut> It’s pattern recognition more
<Rokker> ^
<TheKosmonaut> More often*
<Rokker> like teaching a dog to sit by holding your hand up
<TheKosmonaut> I mean. Even the smartest of cuttle fish and octopus have a very very low reading skill. And we more often think it’s a case of trial and error / pattern recognition
<G-Mobile> so I'm just going to assume you're talking about my question regarding tonal languages, not chinese in particular
<Rokker> SilverFox: also, how do you bombard an airspace...
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: could you name another tonal language without google that isn’t part of the Chinese family?
<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, https://youtu.be/kK1MaJ6xX-s
<kmath> YouTube - 【好想你2.0 】i MiSS U 2 - Namewee 黃明志 feat. Joyce Chu 四葉草 @CROSSOVER ASIA 2017亞洲通車專輯
<SilverFox> a sequel
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: i can
<Rokker> doubt she could
<G-Mobile> tonal languages use tone, how you say it, as an attribute of what word you have said; singing involves saying things abnormally
<G-Mobile> this seems to conflict
<Rokker> ...
<G-Mobile> it really doesn't matter, you're getting mad at me for saying something about chinese that I didn't say
<G-Mobile> I guess I'll just ignore you again, forget I asked
<Rokker> G-Mobile: i wouldnt ignore him if i were you
<Rokker> remember what happened last time
<SilverFox> HELLFIRE INCOMING
<SilverFox> TARGET AQUIRED
<Rokker> SilverFox: if you name an aerial target ima request you be banned
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: already got her on Spotify
<SilverFox> land target
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: and I said “the same as any other language”
<TheKosmonaut> Languages are flexible
<TheKosmonaut> Otherwise none of fucking English would work in English
<TheKosmonaut> English songs
<TheKosmonaut> Rules bend and break in music and poetry
<SilverFox> she has you muted, you're just spouting to air
<TheKosmonaut> Ok then
<SilverFox> KEK
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<SilverFox> TARGET HIT
<TheKosmonaut> Dumbass
<SilverFox> CONFIRMED KILL
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: remember I talked about bean sprouts?
<SilverFox> yeah?
<TheKosmonaut> 200g for 48yen
<SilverFox> wtf
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: great noodle substitute btw
<SilverFox> noodle can be a sidedish?
<SilverFox> oh shit, ever had them uhhhhhhhhh
<SilverFox> cold ramen?
<Rokker> SilverFox: i prefer the maverick to the hellfire personally
<SilverFox> hellfire sounds more intense
<SilverFox> it's like the koreans misusing english words
<Rokker> yes but maverick is actually more intense
<SilverFox> you can just go fuck yourself basically
<SilverFox> yeah and consent is something you give to someone, not a fucking wall socket, get overit
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: 300jpy for 200g sashimi grade salmon
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: i dont use fake measurement systems
<SilverFox> pfft
<SilverFox> as if
<Rokker> !wa 200g to lb
<Qboid> Rokker: convert 200 grams to pounds: 0.4409 lb (pounds)
<TheKosmonaut> 2.50 for .45 lbs
<TheKosmonaut> Er yeah
<TheKosmonaut> There you go
<Rokker> eh
<SilverFox> shouldn't you convert that to your shitty ounzes?
<Rokker> i can get cheaper
<Rokker> SilverFox: i buy salmon by the pound
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: probably can actually
<Rokker> cause i fucking love salmon
<TheKosmonaut> Most salmon is imported
<SilverFox> that's why you pinged him
<kmath> YouTube - MALAYSIA CHABOR by Joyce Chu 四葉草@Red People
<SilverFox> this one's cute
<SilverFox> adds some korean
<Rokker> look at the fuckin size of it
<SilverFox> is she singing in chinese or malaysian?
<Rokker> mavericks are beautiful
<Rokker> SilverFox: might as well be the same thing at this point
<Rokker> since the chinese are overrunning all of fucking indochina
<SilverFox> joyce chu does look a bit korean wtf
<TheKosmonaut> Joyce Chu sounds like the first girl I ever dated
<SilverFox> is that good or bad to you?
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: she looks normal straits Chinese
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: it’s neutral I suppose
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: how much would it take to convince you that the chinese are purposely telling chinese people to culturally invade all of the countries in indochina to make them easier to annex
<Rokker> because i feel like thats not the most unreasonable conspiracy ever said
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: I wouldn’t believe that. Mostly because the straits Chinese ducking hate the mainland
<TheKosmonaut> Fucking*
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: what about the gay chinese
<TheKosmonaut> Maybe they’re culturally tied to the Cantonese and Fujian Chinese people but they hate the PRC
<TheKosmonaut> Just like how real Hong kongers hate mainland China
<TheKosmonaut> Except China has the means to inundate Hkg with mainlanders
<TheKosmonaut> All of the Anglo-loyal Chinese left Hong Kong 20 years ago
<TheKosmonaut> The students are westernized because China wasn’t able to radically alter the educational system and syllabi
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: i wouldnt be surprised if china is pulling a crimea on hong kong
<Rokker> flooding a culturally different region with their own so they can later claim it with popular support
<TheKosmonaut> They’re trying
<TheKosmonaut> But not as directly as Russia did
<TheKosmonaut> It won’t take tanks
<TheKosmonaut> All of the western Hong kongers will use what freedom they have and leave rather than stay
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: im not talking about the invasion
<Rokker> just the soviet union part
<Rokker> where they flooded it with russian workers
<TheKosmonaut> It’s actually supposedly not that hard to get British residency as a Hong konger born during the British rule says
<darklight> Greys got the banhammer?
<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, when you gonna unban g-mobile?
<TheKosmonaut> When I remember to
<Rokker> SilverFox: well she got banned for ignoring him... again
<Rokker> so
<Rokker> sometime between when she unignores him and never
<SilverFox> yeah but here's the thing
<SilverFox> he wont know if she unignores him because she aint here
<Rokker> SilverFox: sure she is
<Rokker> just not on mobile
<Rokker> Greys: right?
<SilverFox> shes not there rn
<Rokker> oh well
<SilverFox> but either you ban all or you ban none
<Rokker> well
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: you heard em
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<kmath> YouTube - On Hold with the Passport Office
<SilverFox> why is this music so common?
<kmath> YouTube - Dandelion apocalypse in the City of Edmonton
<TheKosmonaut> Yeah yeah
<TheKosmonaut> I an getting to it
<SilverFox> #FreeGMobile
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<TheKosmonaut> Right?
<TheKosmonaut> Oh. DONT do that
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: nah, do it
<Rokker> for the keks
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<TheKosmonaut> 我想你 我想你
<SilverFox> r4m0n r4m0n r4m0n, oh great r4m0n, when is the rapture coming?
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: that song is catchy
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: oh sweet release
<TheKosmonaut> I have a bottle of champagne
<TheKosmonaut> No shit. I will open it when this channel is shutdown permanently
<SilverFox> W E L L A G E D
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: i dont think you can shut down a channel on irc can you?
<kmath> YouTube - What non-gamers hear
<Rokker> SilverFox: >gamers
<Rokker> >xbox one
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: ban *!*@* and remove everyone’s flags
<SilverFox> but owner can nuke and recover channel
<TheKosmonaut> Yeah. Good thing our prophet has owner flag
<SilverFox> Majiir is next to heir the throne
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: hence remove flags
<TheKosmonaut> Doubt it’s gonna happen
<TheKosmonaut> Unless there’s legit creepy shit in here
<SilverFox> it's apparently a timed thing
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: idling
<TheKosmonaut> It’s all planned out. This channel will not fall with the doldrums, but the quiet whisper of a mourning mother
<TheKosmonaut> You won’t see it coming
<TheKosmonaut> It’s like the Spanish Inquisition but with more neck ears
<TheKosmonaut> Neckbeard
<kmath> YouTube - Kirino Mosaic Engrish communication
<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, wanna have a good laugh?
<SilverFox> https://youtu.be/lYYJ07HL4P0 unrelated
<kmath> YouTube - 【人工智障多重顏藝】Everybody
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: thumbnail makes me wanna kawaiicaust you
<SilverFox> anyways, fun story time
<SilverFox> about 4-6 years ago I was learning japanese
<SilverFox> had them katakanas and hiraganas on paper on my wall for quick referencing
<SilverFox> and this section of my wall, about 1/5th, was dedicated to the meanings of things
<SilverFox> and the characters
<TheKosmonaut> Like the root of certain strokes and stuff?
<SilverFox> no
<SilverFox> just literally the most naive shit ever
<SilverFox> "Meanings:"
<SilverFox> lil ol retard me thought each character had meaning
<SilverFox> and you just combined the meanings to mean greater meanings
<TheKosmonaut> Ha
<SilverFox> I also had no concept of sentence structure
<TheKosmonaut> Had?
<TheKosmonaut> Past tense hm
* TheKosmonaut cackles
<SilverFox> kek
<SilverFox> I tore it all down a year or two ago
<SilverFox> and then for the next 3-5 days I had rando japanese shit show up that I could've used the wall for
<SilverFox> and ever since then I've grown an ocd thing for throwing certain things away
<TheKosmonaut> Throw everything away
<TheKosmonaut> I love it
<TheKosmonaut> I do it every once in a while
<SilverFox> Rokker, https://youtu.be/CkgLsRptP-g
<kmath> YouTube - My favorite moment from the Democratic Debate
<TheKosmonaut> Couple years ago, threw out every piece of clothing I had except for a suit, a pair of new jeans, and a black T-shirt.
<TheKosmonaut> As well as a couple of undergarments
<Rokker> SilverFox: kek
<kmath> YouTube - Diiingos
<SilverFox> conspiracy doggos
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<SilverFox> TheKosmonaut, what is porn age in japan?
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: consent laws?
<SilverFox> do/view porn
<SilverFox> how old
<TheKosmonaut> View porn? Lol.
<TheKosmonaut> That’s from like 8-120
<SilverFox> wut
<SilverFox> there's no way an 8 yr old can buy a porno mag
<SilverFox> is it 18+?
<xShadowx> he means 8 yr olds in the mags
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: oh you mean like brick and mortar porn
<TheKosmonaut> Well, usually 20
<SilverFox> 20+?
<TheKosmonaut> Alcohol and ciggies are from 20
<TheKosmonaut> So porn mags are around the same
<TheKosmonaut> But if you’re 18 and buying a porn mag then the cashier will probably turn a blind eye
<TheKosmonaut> Officially, you are an adult at 20
<SilverFox> okay
<TheKosmonaut> Age of consent law on the national level is super archaic and really young, but prefectually it is like 17-18
<TheKosmonaut> No city or prefecture afaik has an age of consent below 16
<TheKosmonaut> Though you can allow it with parent’s both signed approval as well as witnesses iirc.
<TheKosmonaut> This law does not apply to foreigners
<TheKosmonaut> Foreigners usually have to follow consent age based on country of origin
<SilverFox> really?
<SilverFox> that's kinda fucked
<TheKosmonaut> That said, they arent letting Muslims fuck and marry 13 year olds
<SilverFox> which is good
<SilverFox> pedo is bd
<SilverFox> bad
<TheKosmonaut> A few perverted fucks from America and Europe have come here to teach English in high schools and diddle a student
<TheKosmonaut> Pretty fucking despicable
<SilverFox> sweet fuck
<kmath> YouTube - I Really, Really, Really Like This Image
<SilverFox> they were jailed and put on a registry or deported right?
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: jailed probably, depends on the parents
<TheKosmonaut> But definitely blacklisted and deported
<SilverFox> G O O D
<SilverFox> speaking of
<TheKosmonaut> Japanese jail is pretty fucking bad too
<SilverFox> too many fucking female teachers over here raping students
<SilverFox> and they barely get shit done to them
<TheKosmonaut> But it’s a female teacher
<TheKosmonaut> So it’s ok
<TheKosmonaut> That’s how it works
<SilverFox> yeah that's fucking stupid
<TheKosmonaut> Why are you so misogynistic
<SilverFox> this shit triggers me
<TheKosmonaut> Yep
<TheKosmonaut> It’s happened here too.
<TheKosmonaut> None that I can recall though
<SilverFox> it happens every week or two here
<SilverFox> and it's never reported in media as rape
<TheKosmonaut> There’s kind of a stereo type here regarding women English teachers
<TheKosmonaut> They’re all fat af
<SilverFox> wut?
<TheKosmonaut> And the guys are usually tall and skinny
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: that’s the stereotype
<TheKosmonaut> And it’s not far off
<SilverFox> okay wait
<SilverFox> all the women english teachers are fat?
<SilverFox> stereotypewise?
<TheKosmonaut> Out of the three female teachers I’ve met here teaching English, only one of them was not far
<TheKosmonaut> Fat
<SilverFox> interesting
<SilverFox> like, fat by our standards or korea standards?
<TheKosmonaut> That or they’re so fucking weeby that guys here are like ew gtfo
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: by America standards
<SilverFox> EW
<TheKosmonaut> This chick I’ve known here, she’s from Oklahoma and weighs at least 250
<SilverFox> WHEW
<SilverFox> does she stink too?
<SilverFox> like, weird stink
<TheKosmonaut> Nah
<TheKosmonaut> Though I didn’t tend to sniff her
<SilverFox> trust me, you have to actively notsniff if they stunk weird
<SilverFox> like, continuously blow out air so none gets in
<TheKosmonaut> Yeah
<TheKosmonaut> She was clean
<TheKosmonaut> But I’ve met a few smelly cats
<SilverFox> is this slang?
<SilverFox> what about hte male teachers?
<SilverFox> whats their stereotype?
<TheKosmonaut> Stereotype is tall and skinny
<SilverFox> like, lanky?
<SilverFox> lanky otakus?
<TheKosmonaut> Yeah
<SilverFox> ew
<SilverFox> although, could you consider me korean otaku?
<SilverFox> is there a required minimum intensity to be called an otaku?
<SilverFox> like, you can't causally be an otaku?
<SilverFox> I just dont think i'm that far gone
<SilverFox> Gabe the doggo is dead
<SilverFox> really is sad
<TheKosmonaut> Otaku is a state of mind maaan
<TheKosmonaut> Oh shit
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: the Carthaginians have annexed like half of Sicily
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: and the Macedonians have taken most of Greece now
<TheKosmonaut> Dis shit gonna be good
<SilverFox> wut
<SilverFox> is this civ 5 or some shit?
<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: civ v is for filthy Borneo’s
<TheKosmonaut> Normies*
<TheKosmonaut> This is Eu4
<TheKosmonaut> A way of life
<TheKosmonaut> And playing with a mod that puts me at the very start of Rome
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: 200 years after the start of rome*
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: meh. In this game it might as well be the very start. Shit is slow
<TheKosmonaut> I’m all the way down to the ankle of Italy
<TheKosmonaut> I haven’t expanded north yet really because it’s easier to deal with the southern tribes’ coalitions than it is to deal with the larger northern states
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: 23,000+ kills, only 8,341 losses
<TheKosmonaut> Manpower is like 33k now but I still have a force limit of 18..
<Rokker> ...
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: weakling
<TheKosmonaut> Scratch that. 20
<TheKosmonaut> It updated
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: I got like 24k as sparta
<kmath> YouTube - 4Wonk
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: yeah. I dunno why it is so low actually.
<SilverFox> wtf is this?
<TheKosmonaut> For a long time I couldn’t have more than 2 Merc too
<TheKosmonaut> Now it’s up to 27
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<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: I control the hand of Greece, half of crete, and the important parts of libya
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: in trying to find a way in to Italy si that I can wage constant war with no aggressiin
<Rokker> aggression
<Rokker> aggressive rather
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: is Rome there?
<TheKosmonaut> When I tried as makedonia Rome actually got eaten by the etruscans
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: it's like 3 or 4 provinces
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: this mod is helping me learn my early Christian locations
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: oh?
<TheKosmonaut> What year are you?
<Rokker> only 240
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: I wanna play as Judah and unite Israel
<Rokker> but I'm about to take corinth
<TheKosmonaut> Wtf
<TheKosmonaut> The Spartans in this play through are little bitches
<Rokker> 250 actually
<TheKosmonaut> They lost a province to Arcadia
<TheKosmonaut> They took Olympia though
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: Persians are gonna fuck u
<Rokker> then
<TheKosmonaut> Yeah
<TheKosmonaut> Well. I think Israel and Judah are autonomous
<TheKosmonaut> So Babylon won’t care
<TheKosmonaut> But Persia will fuck me
<TheKosmonaut> Unless I decide that god is on my side
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: I'm mad because the lydians are on the pinkie and I'm not strong enough to fight them on their mainland yet
<Rokker> I did win against them solely cause of navy last time tho
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: the Spartans have a fucking amazing navy
<Rokker> even better than their army
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: I haven’t checked... do ship classes follow the same rules?
<TheKosmonaut> Like, I should only be building Light Ships
<TheKosmonaut> Since all of the sea that really matters is inland
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: nah
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: they made most of the med open sea
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: only the areas around the Greek isles and shit are inland
<Rokker> maybe the red sea
<SilverFox> wow 3 needless pings in a row
<SilverFox> nice
<SilverFox> fuckin fgt
<TheKosmonaut> Shit.
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: that explains why I got fucking schwacked
<Rokker> SilverFox:
<SilverFox> slut
<TheKosmonaut> Yessss
<TheKosmonaut> Talk dirty
<Rokker> SilverFox: I don't ping people uselessly
<SilverFox> you pinged him 3 times wthin a minute
<Rokker> SilverFox: no
<SilverFox> yeah
<Rokker> SilverFox: ur fake news
<SilverFox> "2:54:57" -> "2:55:26"
<SilverFox> under a minute
<SilverFox> under 30 seconds even?
<SilverFox> 3 times in 29 seconds
<Rokker> SilverFox: what
* TheKosmonaut impanels a grand jury
<Rokker> SilverFox: why are u making fun of me
<SilverFox> because you merican
<SilverFox> and you challenge me
<Rokker> SilverFox: freedom
<SilverFox> universal healthcare
<SilverFox> better education
<SilverFox> DIVERSITY
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: he just mad that we have a president with balls while they have a gay cuccboi
<SilverFox> he is gay cuccboi
<TheKosmonaut> Justin Castro Trudeau
<SilverFox> Castrated*
<SilverFox> also a common one is Turdeau
<Rokker> SilverFox: I mean I get that Harper sucked
<Rokker> but to pretend Trudeau is great because of that is silly
<SilverFox> im going to bed
<SilverFox> canada>usa
<Rokker> no
<Rokker> cancernada
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<Rokker> ah fuck
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: it's back
<TheKosmonaut> What the fuck.
<TheKosmonaut> Why does my force limit fluctuate?
<TheKosmonaut> Naval Force limit: 55
<TheKosmonaut> one year later i notice it dropped to 47
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: What's back?
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: it
<TheKosmonaut> Who, what, where
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: the one who ignores
<TheKosmonaut> Do I need to get the cyanide?
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<TheKosmonaut> SilverFox: This Joyce girl seems to just have that song,
<TheKosmonaut> nothing else sticks quite as well with me
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: not bad
<Rokker> I really hate AE in this mod
<Rokker> I can't really attack anyone
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: I have taken out the more powerful states in the south, I should be on easy street once I core these current provinces and go to war again
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: Yeah, it's fucking atrocious
<TheKosmonaut> I suppose it does help you to keep a relatively normal expansion rate over time
<TheKosmonaut> but coring, building, and AE really slow me down
<TheKosmonaut> But Persia worries me, I need to get all of italy, then the Sardine/sicilian area
<TheKosmonaut> Sardinian*
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: I just noticed my current Consul is a Brutus
<Rokker> rip
<TheKosmonaut> What the fuck
<TheKosmonaut> Where’s all my money going
<TheKosmonaut> I have everything turned down and I am losing 1.64 /mo
<Rokker> rip
<TheKosmonaut> WHAT the fuck
<TheKosmonaut> It's the damn force limits
<TheKosmonaut> I don't know what makes them change so much
<TheKosmonaut> 51 now 41
<TheKosmonaut> 20 then 18
<TheKosmonaut> for sea and land
<Rokker> rekt
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<TheKosmonaut> Well, I get what happened.
<TheKosmonaut> All of my Trade Power demands ran out too
<TheKosmonaut> And reps
<TheKosmonaut> That's fine, just means I need to debase and / or loan out then declare war
<TheKosmonaut> Jesus
<TheKosmonaut> These fools int he north are a little hardier than the southern hicks
<TheKosmonaut> FUUUUUU
<TheKosmonaut> The coalition in the south fired
<TheKosmonaut> wewlad
<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: I may be fucked.
<TheKosmonaut> But if I play defensively, I can get a shit ton of warscore out of them in battles
<Rokker> lmao
<Rokker> gitfukt
<TheKosmonaut> Nah i'm good fam
<TheKosmonaut> they outnumber me.. counting my northern war along with the southern coalition, they total about 40k
<TheKosmonaut> I have... 20
<TheKosmonaut> Et tu, lucani?
<TheKosmonaut> I've already wiped the manpower out of the north, i can finish the war up here then focus in the south
<TheKosmonaut> Peacing out the co-beligerents
<TheKosmonaut> Holy shit.. I can get 757 ducats from one of them
<TheKosmonaut> Praise be to Apollo
<TheKosmonaut> North is done, got like 1.5k ducats and three provinces out of that
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<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: Pushed back the coalition.
<TheKosmonaut> Wew
<TheKosmonaut> That was pyrrhic
<TheKosmonaut> Got some revolts now too
<Rokker> TheKosmonaut: nah, u still got a few centuries before pyrrhus
<TheKosmonaut> Technically correct
<TheKosmonaut> Embraced Code of Law though
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<G-Mobile> ;wa population of africa
<kmath> G-Mobile: Africa->population: total->1.13 billion people, highest->175 million people (Nigeria), lowest->7670 people (Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha)->(2010, 2013, and 2014 estimates)
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<G-Mobile> "Humans will most certainly cease to exist at some point"
<Supernovy> That's quitter talk
<G-Mobile> I believe in rounding to zero
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: Gotta get that sweet singularity even before we all die
<TheKosmonaut> I would like to live as a floating box in space.
<G-Mobile> on a technicality, the singularity will probably result in the cessation of humans, and without a technicality, the singularity makes no promise of resulting in eternity
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<G-Mobile> oh, adobe has ended development on flash?
<G-Mobile> so as soon as somebody finds a new security hole so bad that browsers have to block it again, flash is dead
<G-Mobile> GO GO HACKER RANGERS
<G-Mobile> wouldn't it be great if anonymous set up a bitcoin wallet with a bunch of donated money as a bounty for the first person to find and demonstrate an exploit that forces a browser to block flash
<G-Mobile> I don't really know how bitcoin works, but I assume randos could then transfer money to the wallet, creating the world's largest merit based lottery jackpot
<G-Mobile> does receiving bitcoins require any kind of confirmation?
<G-Mobile> yea so if the public keys of the wallet are published, anyone can transfer money to the wallet
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<TheKosmonaut> Rokker: Persia starting to spook me a bit. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/TK44ljaI/IMG_0044.PNG
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<G-Mobile> TheKosmonaut: i need a hateful outside perspective: wtf is going on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KUsRbMUpEU
<kmath> YouTube - Daicon IV Opening Animation ダイコンフィルム ダイコン フォー アニメ
<G-Mobile> wait, her sword turned into six swords doing trick flips and shit
<G-Mobile> why?
<G-Mobile> Ah'm pret'good at anime, this is a fever dream
<TheKosmonaut> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
<angavrilov> given what that video is I guess the only real answer to 'why' is 'it looks cool'
<G-Mobile> either of you know if there's other kinds of bag with the same construction as those rigid leather preschool backpacks I forget how to spell?
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: Landselle bags/
<TheKosmonaut> ?*
<TheKosmonaut> You'd have to look at medium to high end leather messenger bags
<TheKosmonaut> A landselle bag costs you like 500 USD on average, so.
<G-Mobile> yea that's on a very very distant table
<TheKosmonaut> With bags that are leather, you usually get what you pay for.
<TheKosmonaut> Those landselle bags are incredibly durable.
<G-Mobile> I don't know landselle, I'm talking about randoseru? but just something built like that
<TheKosmonaut> For about 7 years, after that they fall apart
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: Randoseru = landselle japonized.
<TheKosmonaut> Or maybe it's lanselle
<G-Mobile> I have this old camera bag that's cardboard and pleather, works good for my needs but I need something a bit bigger and either made of metal so it's more durable, or made of actual leather so it can deform a bit without being damaged, while being mostly rigid
<G-Mobile> that's why I've been looking at ammo cans, find a good sized can, make it into a messenger bag, and coat it in cheap craft leather
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: You could also look into getting the raw materials and doing it yourself.
<TheKosmonaut> For leather
<TheKosmonaut> Leather ain't cheap.
<TheKosmonaut> G-Mobile: Oh, the word I was looking for was Ransel
<G-Mobile> yea, I doubt I can afford that stock of leather, but something thin for coating I can
<G-Mobile> like, the kind of stuff chammies are made out of would work
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<G-Mobile> google's all over the place for that, I take it they're a brand?
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<G-Mobile> I'm seeing everything from jansport to khiking bags to randoseru
<G-Mobile> hiking*
<TheKosmonaut> Ransel is the dutch word for backpack, iirc.
<TheKosmonaut> It was the dutch who brought a lot of European culture to Japan during the Nanban period
<G-Mobile> anyway, with the ammo can plan I would mainly be using thin leather to make the bag more waterproof and more pleasant to have about; basically softer for when it bumps on stuff
<TheKosmonaut> So, you want to line metal with leather, or a synthetic leather
<TheKosmonaut> Look up Clarino.. I think that's the type of synth-leather some of the cheaper ransels use.
<G-Mobile> short of the thick highly treated leather they make semi-rigid bags out of yea
<G-Mobile> that looks pretty durable
<G-Mobile> most synthetic leather are just crap vinyl foam with a crap vinyl plastic coating
<G-Mobile> where to buy...
<G-Mobile> looks like the answer is "no"
<G-Mobile> ok, what's next best after clarino, they don't want business
<TheKosmonaut> Just search alibaba or aliexpress
<G-Mobile> but then it'll be fake
<G-Mobile> why bother finding a fake version of a brand name when I could just go find some fake leather without regard for brand
<VITAS> i was expecting two packets one from ups and one from DPD and both failed to deliver them to me
<G-Mobile> that face when you're browsing craigslist, and there's a battering ram, two firehose nozzles, and a flare gun
<VITAS> ups rang my doorbell only to get to the mailbox to put in a "you werent here pick up your shit somewhere in the city yourself"
<VITAS> and DPD didnt ring at all but gave it to $someone in the neiborhood
<VITAS> (they didnt inform me about it i got the info from the tracking website)
<VITAS> i wonder what those companys think their job is exactly
<VITAS> entertaining the public with the great game "search your stuff we put somewhere on this planet"
<VITAS> what i take away from this is: if i want something to be gone forever ill mail it to myself :/
<VITAS> in other news apperently rick&morty season 3 started
<ChanServ> r4m0n set flags -AO on TheKosmonaut.
<TheKosmonaut> OH sweet release
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<r4m0n> this is for causing drama when I'm sleeping >.>
<VITAS> its just a dream r4m0n :P
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<Rokker> r4m0n: I love u
<Rokker> r4m0n: nuke this channel
<Rokker> send it or no the firey depths
<Rokker> send it to*
<Rokker> cleanse it
<Rokker> r4m0n: just ban everyone
<Rokker> I beg you
* VITAS shaves Rokkers mustache and takes away his swastika band
<VITAS> no cleansing for you tonight young man
<VITAS> :P
<Rokker> VITAS: the gods demand it
<VITAS> yes yes and now go to sleep you can play with your pawns tomorrow :)
<G-Mobile> 5 bits says he didnt change it permanently so next time you connect it's back, out of lazy spite
<G-Mobile> Assuming of course you havent already, because my bnc doesnt keep those
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<Greys> today I learned that point blank means any range at which you can aim a gun directly at the target, without having to lift for bullet drop, or lead the target against motion or windage
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<Greys> I always figured it was a distance that could be measured on some form as blank, or maybe -; but it's actually blanc, referring to the cattle skulls archers would practice on
<RandomJeb> I knew the meaning, but not the etymology
<RandomJeb> neat
<Greys> most of america treats point blank as "touching the target with your gun"
<Greys> in media at least
<RandomJeb> yeah, it's a weirdness
<Greys> I bet you could chart media references to point blank over time for implied distance and get something trending from reasonably correct to 0; and if that intersection isn't too far back you could extrapolate when we will start treating point-blank as if it means to impale your target with your gun before firing
<Greys> negative range
<RandomJeb> movies and video games depicting war or at least team based gun violence all take place in this alternate reality where things look a lot like our reality except nothing works as it does here
<Greys> some games do better than others
<Greys> real time drop calculation, bullet travel time.... sound effects
<Greys> I'm always wildly de-immersed by grenades
<RandomJeb> I can't immerse in shooters anymore and a lot of it is thanks to other players
<RandomJeb> well
<RandomJeb> if it's entirely fantastical from the get go and doesn't even pretend to be simulating anything it's fine
<Greys> unfortunately there's no good multiplayer first person mage game
<Greys> wink wink
<RandomJeb> my brain isn't coming up with an association for me to get it, sorry
<Greys> make that
<RandomJeb> oh
<Greys> I found this very clearly third person one http://store.steampowered.com/app/335430/Grimoire_Manastorm/
<RandomJeb> well I think overwatch is currently ruling the first person mage shooter
<Greys> that's supers not mages
<Greys> also it's explicitly gadget based supers
<Greys> nobody in overwatch isn't technology based right?
<RandomJeb> I don't care what they call it
<RandomJeb> it's magic
<RandomJeb> also maybe that one goddess thinger isn't technology? Not sure
<RandomJeb> "technology"
<RandomJeb> moar liek magitek
<Greys> she summons little robots
<RandomJeb> seems supiciously magic
<Greys> it's all holograms somehow
<Greys> I'm not trying to say the game isn't fiction bullshit
<Greys> it's all about theming
<Greys> everybody is themed to be using machines and technology
<Greys> hanzo is probably the closest to mundane, he's got a vaguely tech bow that shoots pretty tech arrows, and beyond that he's just a dude
<Greys> his brother of course is a cyborg
<RandomJeb> yeah but I consider games to be unreliable narrators about themselves so even when they tell me it's just technology I go "naaah"
<Greys> mmkay sure; so, the cowboy, shoots a gun
<Greys> he's good at it
<Greys> that's his superpower
<RandomJeb> he's probably pretty bad at magic, must have skipped a lot of magic classes in school
<Greys> nah, just he's always been able to solve problems by shooting things, so he's never needed to develop other skills
<Greys> he can shoot so well that he can use bullets in the air as an abacus to do math
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<VITAS> Roleplay, e.g. acting as a Kerbal, creating fictional organizational hierarchy amongst users and/or interactions of fictitious entities of an oppositional nature; <- i wonder how that forum rule cam eto be
<VITAS> also interresting: Users under the age of 13 who reveal their age or face may have their messages/photos removed and accounts closed
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<G-Mobile> ;wa 60hz to seconds
<kmath> G-Mobile: convert 60 Hz (hertz) to seconds: 0.01667 seconds1 / 60 Hz (hertz) ≈ 0.01667 seconds
<G-Mobile> Hmmm
<G-Mobile> Why have three decimals of seconds when you cant display that
<SilverFox> is my bouncer connecting and disconnecting?
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<SilverFox> TFW 8 classes next semester
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<SilverFox> fun fact, opening firefox, for some reason, triggers oculus home to start up
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