* G-Mobile
squirts silverfox in the face with the spray bottle
<G-Mobile>
bad dog
<SilverFox>
that was from rokker
<SilverFox>
why you lookin at rokker links
<G-Mobile>
cuz my job affords me a great deal of time
<SilverFox>
so then you have time to answer rokkers question
<SilverFox>
if you're gonna shit talk, better say why
<G-Mobile>
what question
<SilverFox>
<Rokker> SilverFox: can you ask G-Mobile why she's saying this
<G-Mobile>
for blaming theko's fate on you
<SilverFox>
KEK
<Rokker>
that was ages ago
<G-Mobile>
so's I'm rereading this manga I liked before, and then forgot, called Scapegod, which is about god and some bitch falling in love and then there's a pregnancy energy drink because fucking god would destroy you and then the daughter ends the world
<G-Mobile>
the initial plot is that there's these monsters that appear at random and kill people then disappear; they kill about as many people as car accidents, so, whatever
<G-Mobile>
also god is a loli
<SilverFox>
loli hair loli?
<G-Mobile>
no, that's a toddler
<G-Mobile>
toddlers are only toddlers
<G-Mobile>
btw, also the loli is dr who
<SilverFox>
their hair colour doest change drastically as they age
<G-Mobile>
I know which loli you mean and no, that's a toddler
<G-Mobile>
who is christina miller and why is youtube want me to be misogyny at them
<G-Mobile>
btw the loli has the best kind of horns
<G-Mobile>
the kind that start in the back and crown the head forwards with points that jut out a little near the tip
<SilverFox>
greys, people's hair doesnt naturally go from purple to like, red when they turn 20
<G-Mobile>
why don't microwaves use microphones to track popcorn bags
<G-Mobile>
that's clearly an irc app icon
<SilverFox>
because thats fucking stupid
<Rokker>
well fuck you
<G-Mobile>
I track popcorn bags with my microphones
<G-Mobile>
why shan't the machine?
<Rokker>
you what
<G-Mobile>
it's just tracking impulses
<G-Mobile>
"stop when popping slows, about 1 second between pops"
<G-Mobile>
a microphone somewhere in the body of the microwave could detect that noise as well as I can, and apply more intelligent algorithms to it
<Rokker>
wouldnt the mic probably also pick up electrical impulses from the microwave
<SilverFox>
ye
<SilverFox>
the microwave would fry the fucking electronics
<SilverFox>
hence making it a fucking stupid idea
<Rokker>
even if it didnt, there would be a fuckton of noise
<Rokker>
signal noise
<Rokker>
that is
<G-Mobile>
it could even be a learning process where after each bag I give it feedback "too many kernels" "a little burnt" and it'd adjust the timing a bit
<G-Mobile>
if the microphone was inside the exposure chamber yes
<G-Mobile>
but it could as easily just be behind the display
<SilverFox>
where the giant thing is that goes MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?
<G-Mobile>
ave you neva taken part a mikkerwayv?
<G-Mobile>
magnetrons are directional
<SilverFox>
but the sound isnt
<SilverFox>
it still goes MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<SilverFox>
real loud
<SilverFox>
not to mention the transformer noise
<SilverFox>
the electrical noise
<SilverFox>
from said transformer
<G-Mobile>
who cares about constant volume
<G-Mobile>
we're measuring instantaneous volume
<G-Mobile>
if you really can't have any noise, put the microwave on the opposite side, or in the door
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<G-Mobile>
giant melons of china scapegod is the same mangaka as Cynthia: The Mission
<G-Mobile>
the world's only manga about a balding loli ninja assassin from china getting beaten to a pulp repeatedly and then her sister transforms her into a busty girl for a while
<G-Mobile>
(cynthia the mission contains a disturbing amount of character torture and I wouldn't recommend it to just about anybody)
<kmath>
YouTube - FaceDisplay: Enabling Multi-User Interaction for Mobile Virtual Reality
<FoxBot9000>
yt: FaceDisplay: Enabling Multi-User Interaction for Mobile Virtual Reality | ACM SIGCHI
<G-Mobile>
mmmmmkay an
<SilverFox>
its like inside out vr
<G-Mobile>
this is the dumbest thing I've seen since....
<SilverFox>
was freddi mercury's mother ever thanked for giving birth to such a legend?
<G-Mobile>
mmkay so for a highschool project I modelled and articulated two cellphones, one was a sphere that sticks shot out of for mic and speaker, it was neat; and the other was this camcorder sized monstrosity with two wings that would open up on either side of a main board that would also open up and the wings were on a shoulder hinge and in the shoulder hinge was a full size camera; the whole thing had like 13 screens
<G-Mobile>
this is as dumb as that
<G-Mobile>
oh and it had an IR emitter so you could use it as a remote, because this was 2006
<FoxBot9000>
yt: Tuvok Ain't Found Shit | OurRoyalWe
<G-Mobile>
eh
<G-Mobile>
eh
<G-Mobile>
btw, horizon zero dawn released
<G-Mobile>
at some point
<SilverFox>
"what country has the smallest vaginas?"
<SilverFox>
"China. I think it's cause they're sideways"
<G-Mobile>
china, next question
<G-Mobile>
so have you heard of this new fangled kerneless popcorn they've invented
<SilverFox>
fucking, air?!
<SilverFox>
like, you pop the kernels
<SilverFox>
thats what popcorn is
<SilverFox>
popped corn kernels
<G-Mobile>
it's little pearls of processed corn kernel meal packed into gelatin shells that dissolve into a sugary coating when the steam ruptures the shell
<VITAS>
there are tools to read the key from your current install
<VITAS>
but its not legal if you dont have any sticker or box
<SilverFox>
this machine is like, 5-7 years old
<SilverFox>
the only thing not replaced is this fuckin harddrive and the cpu+mobo
<VITAS>
anyhow: you should try to get your drive to show up and try to follow that guid i send you
<SilverFox>
and the case
<SilverFox>
I've tried a great variety of things
<VITAS>
if that doesnt work you might want to try some commerical imaging product (cant remember the name atm)
* VITAS
goes to work now
<SilverFox>
I'm going to go to bed
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<G-Mobile>
listening to people who almost speak english well really makes you realize how stupid english is
<Rokker>
oh shut up
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<lpg>
holy shit flowjs is so bad
<lpg>
there's an infinite loop that consumes all of your computer's memory and crashes if you enable the --all flag
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<G-Mobile>
mmkay; what's that?
<G-Mobile>
yanno what would be great, a version of captain forever where you have to judge the behavior, intent, and capacity of the ships you come across, and if you only kill the strong and the villainous you don't rank up law stars
<G-Mobile>
so if you choose, it's not just a game of kill and take, but also defense of the weak and mercy either for your own greedy ends or just to reestablish law in the sector
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<G-Mobile>
with improved AI behavior and tighter controls you could have friendlies assist you, at a minimum by giving you upgrade modules or by going into combat and not targeting you but more ideally going into combat and trying not to shoot you
<G-Mobile>
you'd probably need to make it a twin stick shooter in order for that to work out reasonably; currently it's pretty hard to not shoot a given ship which wouldn't be friendly behavior
<G-Mobile>
the issue there is making the module placement work well without a mouse pointer; and I think it kinda doesn't work great with a mouse either so...
<G-Mobile>
it could be the perfect mechanic for uniquely exploiting the steam controller, by letting you mode shift between radial controls, polar controls, and grid controls
<G-Mobile>
twin stick pure radial control for flying/shooting, one pad points the ship the other pad points the thrust vector
<G-Mobile>
polar with drag for selecting, kind of like a radial menu, your finger's position relative to center moves a snaping reticule to grab onto modules floating in space
<G-Mobile>
then grid controls to shift along the ship's hard points to attach a held module; kind of like those complicated stick shifters, you'd be swiping around a tree diagram
* G-Mobile
googles about unity games
<G-Mobile>
wait, unreal is free now right?
<G-Mobile>
fuck unity
<G-Mobile>
I wonder how many 2D sprite games there are for unreal
<G-Mobile>
gasp... DYJ is fully unregistered on this network; I think he's really gone
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<G-Mobile>
whose of youse hase a steam controller
<G-Mobile>
I am unable to determine from google images if the production release steam controller has grip buttons and if so how they operate
<G-Mobile>
my best guess, if I'm even looking at the right version, is no
<G-Mobile>
my second best guess is yes and they use the back panel as a toggle plate, which would be terrible
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<RandomJeb>
I tried to read through the thing but ended up skimming from about halfway in
<RandomJeb>
and frankly this seems like some bullshit boiled up from nothing and everyone involved seem like the biggest douchetards
<RandomJeb>
google must be a terrible workplace
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<Greys>
every major corporation is a terrible workplace
<Greys>
moreso when you can't pretend everyone has a dick
<RandomJeb>
you can though, you probably just shouldn't write your spergiest magnum opus about it and post it on your company intranet
<RandomJeb>
that's where the trouble starts
<Greys>
supposedly he didn't do the second part of that
<Greys>
somebody fakenews him
<RandomJeb>
lol
<Greys>
woo; I no longer have 2.4GHz
<RandomJeb>
you on that 5ghz wifi?
<stratochief_>
he just shared it wide enough that news outlets heard about it, then got a hold of the whole damn thing. so, he spread it far wider than he should've
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<stratochief>
but just because his view is scientificially innacurate or incomplete isn't necessarily a reason to fire him. but really, big corporate environements can fire people for any reason
<Greys>
all that 5.8 up in this ghzouz
<RandomJeb>
I'm stealing ghzouz and using it in the future, no royalties
<Greys>
all the royalties.
<Greys>
my future lawyers have already billed your future accountants
<Greys>
legal time travel, the worst
<RandomJeb>
I hate future lawyers
<Greys>
so either'a yalls have steam controllers?
<Greys>
my research suggests they're worse than future lawyers, which sucks
<Greys>
;wa next federal holiday
<kmath>
Greys: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish
<Greys>
labor day, in a month
<Greys>
I.... think I qualify for that
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<RandomJeb>
I thought about getting a steam controller once but then I didn't
<RandomJeb>
just used my ps3 controller instead
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<Greys>
is it just me or do some (orchestra) conductors do less than others?
<SilverFox>
I highly doubt your phone can even remotely act like an SpO2 sensor
<G-Mobile>
Me too
<SilverFox>
i dont know how they work, so maybe they can
<SilverFox>
maybe there's some new tech here
<G-Mobile>
It can also measure your breath in the same way
<SilverFox>
"same way"
<SilverFox>
please rephrase unless this is 100% accurate
<G-Mobile>
You put your finger over the camera and it turns the flash on, then it measures variation in color and brightness over time
<SilverFox>
yeah
<G-Mobile>
This works for pulses
<G-Mobile>
But this measures blood pressure
<SilverFox>
thats about how it works for an SpO2 sensor iirc
<G-Mobile>
And viscosity
<SilverFox>
blood pressure? ehhh
<G-Mobile>
And breathing
<SilverFox>
idk about blood pressure
<SilverFox>
or breathing
<G-Mobile>
And emotion
<SilverFox>
or emotion
<G-Mobile>
It also has an eye exam, which works differently
<SilverFox>
I can see how it would go about the breathing part
<G-Mobile>
I have 0.5 myopia
<SilverFox>
so your eyes are fucked?
<G-Mobile>
The breating worked a bit when I held it to my chest, it was bullshit on the finger
<G-Mobile>
According to the app
<G-Mobile>
200 degrees
<SilverFox>
of what
<G-Mobile>
Angle
<SilverFox>
what
<SilverFox>
????????
<SilverFox>
our chest moved 200 degrees?
<SilverFox>
this app is bullshit, uninstall
<SilverFox>
im going to walk the bondage daughtert
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<G-Mobile>
"your vision is 0.5 ' myopia is 200 degrees
<G-Mobile>
Your vision has been severely miopic"
<G-Mobile>
I just cracked up
<G-Mobile>
Theres this ling list of poorly worded exercises, HIIT, butt lose weight exercise, eye exercise, close eye, random move, I'm skipping most of them, up and down, left and right, blink. And then, the last exercise: Two Objects
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