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<bees>
raptop: You steal your sister's hair bleach to make mono-propellant for your rocket. To disturb not the yoda master you learn quickly.
* raptop
shrugs and ignites a red lightsaber
<XXCoder>
;mission
<LunchBot>
XXCoder: You launch a small, unobservable teapot into a high orbit in order to definitively prove the existence of one. This results in numerous arrests.
<XXCoder>
ohno illegal launch
<bees>
XXCoder: You force a game engine that was intended for casual iOS games to run a space sim. You are banned from the only internet cafe in the city for vulgarity.
<raptop>
XXCoder: the teapotahedron is indicative of blasphemous geometry
<bees>
someone call the Inquisition
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* X
is here
* XXCoder
presses x
* X
sets up the grand high chamber
* X
is pressed
<XXCoder>
raptop: thats why it sucks living under teocacy lol
* raptop
throws the tea into the nearest harbor
* X
looks at XXCoder inquisitively.
* X
notices he’s still being pressed and wonders if the the subject of the inquisition is X.
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* X
objects loudly and demands a special inquisitor to handle his case.
* X
starts to have trouble breathing as the pressing continues.
<raptop>
press X to not die
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<XXCoder>
i thought its press x to doubt lol
<raptop>
both, really
<X>
Alright! I admit I it. I am a heretic and I believe in heterodox theories of quantum reality!
* X
continues his confession.
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implicates UmbralRaptop in his heresy
<raptop>
hm
* raptop
should found a new religion?
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<umaxtu>
raptopianity?
<raptop>
something like that
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<Althego>
!mission
<LunchBot>
Althego: You visit the VallHenge. You discover that the moon you're visiting is really a planet destroying space station.
<raptop>
It turns out that the [REDACTED] in the vallhenge has multiple orders of magnitude more firepower than even the hellbores on a Mk XXXII bolo
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<Althego>
i really should read something from the bolo universe
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<XXCoder>
whats bolo?
<raptop>
The uncomfortable bit is that S M Stirling's stories are mostly better than Keith Laumer's
<raptop>
(Though some of the OG short stories are good)
<raptop>
XXCoder: robotic battletank, often with a degree of AI control
<Althego>
giant tank with ai and insanely powerful weapons
<raptop>
Notably, the AIs are very pro-human
<XXCoder>
oh yes i read some of it
<raptop>
Sometimes they run with knight-related themes
<Althego>
this is a busy day. launch coming up soon (but there is still calli and irys on). there will be an other launch in a few hours, and also ollie and kiara. and still have to work
<raptop>
conclusion with irys: it's sort of hard to scare someone when they can just shoot the problem
<XXCoder>
odd it shows as ready to go in 10 sec here
<Althego>
because you didnt forward to real time
<XXCoder>
i did
<Althego>
use 2x speed for real time events, always
<XXCoder>
i got forward to -3 second
<XXCoder>
its +35 now
<Althego>
at +90
<XXCoder>
1:15 now
<Althego>
maybe you are on a spaceship way farther out than the moon
<XXCoder>
lol
<XXCoder>
2 now
<XXCoder>
gonna love how flames expand
<XXCoder>
i wish we have cameras that see like human eye
<XXCoder>
so we can see stars etc
<Althego>
hdr cams maybe
<XXCoder>
cutoff of land lol
<Althego>
always
<XXCoder>
we really need non-chemical method of getting into orbiting
<XXCoder>
just glad we dont have > 1.2G world
<XXCoder>
that'd be impossible
<Althego>
landing is confirmed
<XXCoder>
nice
<Althego>
supposedly super earths are somewhat better for life
<Althego>
buand there are a lot of them
<Althego>
no wonder nobody is out there
<XXCoder>
yeah and more likely to retain air and such
<XXCoder>
i still wonder if mars had life but died with air
<Althego>
i firmly believe if it had life, it still has now, just deep underground
<XXCoder>
yeah i meant something like earth, lots overworld life
<XXCoder>
likely to have underground ones left
<XXCoder>
if it had trees and such, its been dead for extremely long time, enough for sandstorms to grind them to nothing
<Althego>
i doubt it had time for trees
<Althego>
or even macroscopic organisms
<Althego>
it has been like this for billions of years
<XXCoder>
too bad really
<Althego>
but it could have bacteria
<Althego>
would be funny if we found stromatolites somehwere on mars
<XXCoder>
would be interesting "would have been" test for super advanced civilizion is keep all germs from mars and build larger and more suitable world for them
<XXCoder>
then let it evolve and see what comes i[
<Althego>
needs lots of patience
<Althego>
billions of years of patience
<XXCoder>
billions of years of it
<raptop>
meep
<XXCoder>
unless they have time compressor that en emcompress world lol
<Althego>
reine?
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<raptop>
fellow dinosaur, so sure
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<Althego>
zombanwa
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<Althego>
chicken
<Althego>
kikkerikii
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<Kalpa>
Stop.
<UmbralRaptor>
hrm
<Althego>
hammertime
<UmbralRaptor>
ⓂⒸ🔨
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<FLHerne>
!outcome add You fly your ships directly into the enemy death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: Added outcome: You fly your ships directly into the enemy death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
<FLHerne>
!outcome fixup s/You fly your ships/Your ships file/
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: New text is: Your ships file directly into the enemy death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
<FLHerne>
!outcome fixup s/enemy/alien/
<LunchBot>
FLHerne: New text is: Your ships file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
<FLHerne>
my memory is broken
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<raptop>
That sounds like a plan Zap Brannigan would make
<FLHerne>
Indeed, it's so simple an idiot could have devised it
<Althego>
your ships file?
<Althego>
or maybe they fly
<FLHerne>
'file' is correct
<Althego>
interesting ships
<Kalpa>
Stacked neatly, ie. filed
<Izaya>
lined up nicely
<Kalpa>
Form ranks, maggots. Single file!
<Althego>
i was thinking od the tool
<Althego>
i guess small metal chips can also stop the cannons