egg|principia|egg changed the topic of #kspmodders to: Welcome to #kspmooders | <Majiir> egg is pretty much just a chickenfetus until you start talking about floating point | <SilverFox> "little" doesn't seem like a real word to me right now
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<kmath> YouTube - 1 HOUR OF DANK MEMES FROM 4CHAN #1
<Djohaal_> mod idea - whenever docking ports bounce they make a smooch sound. If they start bouncing a lot things heat up
<SilverFox> hey
<SilverFox> thats pretty good
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<Djohaal_> or even silier, make them do comic sex soudnds, if they bounce a lot when they do dock it plays an orgasm
<kmath> YouTube - Fuck Human Beings, Fuck Humanity.
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<darklight> Meanwhile in australia: https://archive.is/t5ThX
<darklight> Those fuckin sexist 4 year olds :P
<SilverFox> niggas cant even shapes yet n they fuckin sexis
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<darklight> The next article in the video has students getting marked down for using "gender offensive" words, he and she.
<SilverFox> this girl I know from Korea says shes going to austrailia because cheap, good education
<SilverFox> I feel so bad for her
<darklight> I did a trade, I didn't go to uni so I've no idea if that's actually the case.
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<darklight> And I'm actually not sure of the costs of the uni's either
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<SilverFoxy> ;wa stuff
<kmath> SilverFoxy: The Stuff (movie): title->The Stuff, director->Larry Cohen, release date->June 14, 1985 (31 years 10 months ago), runtime->87 minutes (1 hour 27 minutes), writer->Larry Cohen, genres->comedy -> horror -- this crap is too long.
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<Greys> how do bondage porn actresses ever assemble enough trust in the people around them to go into those situations
<SilverFox> lots of compensation
<SilverFox> also training
<Greys> how do compensation and training result in trust?
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<SilverFox> you are given two people who you are told are doctors. One of them went to medical school and graduated top of the class. The other looked at webmd for 4 minutes and a wikipedia page on anatomy
<SilverFox> which do you trust to take care of you and your treatment
<Orum> neither, I self medicate
<Greys> wow
<Greys> I don't have java
<Greys> I've been on this SSD for about 4 months, and I never reinstalled java
<Orum> hah, coworker needs help to "re-sink" his phone
* Orum places his phone in the sink
<Orum> almost as good as the time we were deploying new 'axis' points :\
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<Greys> SGC really should have prioritized the development of a portable combination manual dialer and power supply with dialing computer; as soon as they returned from heliopolis
<Greys> some kind of big unit that clamps onto the side of the ring and handles everything
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<Greys> one of the weird things about SG1 is that they intentionally made all the computer interfaces look super outdated because it's the military
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<Greys> but even their concept of super outdated is actually super outdated now
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<Greys> I wonder what would happen if you deployed a set of ring transporters through an open stargate
<RandomJeb> it seems like they would snuggly fit through, maybe by design? Maybe that's how the ancients used to travel
<kmath> YouTube - Poopy Head
<Greys> my understanding is that the ring transporters were developed by goauld studying the stargate system
<Greys> this is why the goauld are capable of manufacturing ring transporters, but they have to move existing stargates around for their needs
<RandomJeb> I think they were devloped and deployed by the ancients first, and the goa'uld duplicated and mass produced them
<RandomJeb> the ori also has ring transporters but they are their own design
<Greys> hmmm
<Greys> I didn't watch the ori arch
<Greys> it was really boring and poorely written, plus the farscape cast in their stargate characters just didn't have good chemistry with themselves or eachother
<RandomJeb> I never finished it, I got a good chunk of episodes into it though
<RandomJeb> anyway I gotta go shovel some snow bbl
<Greys> haha ha hahaha
<Greys> now it could just be that the principle behind ring transport devices is fundimental to their form, and natural to develop
<Greys> so anyone who was studying the field would eventually concieve of such a device, and if built it would have to resemble them
<Greys> for example both the Tolan and that ancient who wanted to bang Carter built stargates; they varied a lot, the tolan gate was thin and about 8ft in radius; the makeshift gate was bulky and about 2.5 feet in radius, but they along with the three gate networks between SG:1, SG:A, and SG:U, were round, flat, and had radially distributed modules; the rotating and sliding pieces seem to be unnecessary
<Greys> it's uncertain whether the Tonal were taught how to build their gate by the Nox, or if they learned how to build them from normal gates; or if having been exposed to the concept they simply had the knowledge to build them
<Greys> Tolan*
<darklight> You have been watching lots of stargate haven't you? :P
<Greys> I haven't had internet in a week and a half
<Greys> here's the funny thing; I skip about one in five episodes because I remember it too well
<Greys> ;wa 1 click to kilometers
<kmath> Greys: convert 1 click of length to kilometers: 1 km (kilometer)
<darklight> I'm surprised it got that
<Greys> I'm surprized that it's a click of length
<Greys> which means this is the units on a knob used in navigation, wayfinding, or survey
<Sigma88> Greys: did they build their own sg?
<Greys> which they
<Sigma88> tollan
<Greys> the Tolan? Yes
<Sigma88> is this some expanded universe thing?
<Sigma88> or did they say so in the series?
<darklight> It's not that uncommon to use informally
<darklight> "It's about 50 clicks that way"
<Sigma88> ah
<Greys> it's not at all uncommon
<Sigma88> I never noticed
<Greys> my memory is off, this is clearly 10~12ft
<Sigma88> I thought the only one who built a SG was that ancient who fell in love with sam
<Sigma88> I mean, except all the standard stargates
<Sigma88> :D
<Sigma88> oh and the orii with their hyperthingy
<Greys> I think there were only six kinds of stargate in the series
<Sigma88> standard milkyway, standard pegasus, hypergate, toaster-stargate, tollan stargate, and?
<Sigma88> did the nox have a custom one as well?
<Sigma88> ah no wait, the SGU one
<Greys> SGU super-portable
<Greys> I'd call it type 0.5
<Greys> milkyway predates pegasus, hypergate was custom
<darklight> The only gate I remember being constructed was the ora one
<darklight> Ori
<darklight> Whatever it was
<Sigma88> do you count the fake ones? :D
<Greys> the Nox originally had a standard stargate on their planet
<Greys> the fake ones?
<Sigma88> plastic one at area 51
<Greys> no
<Sigma88> and those for wormhole xtreme
<Greys> in my eyes it's only a stargate if it's able to do stargate
<Sigma88> that's fair
<Greys> I don't recall any specialty gates in SGA
<Sigma88> atlantis stargate was diffenret
<Greys> it had an additional control crystal
<Greys> they relocated said crystal to the fog-lifeform planet in one episode
<Sigma88> ah so the sg was the same?
<Greys> yes
<Sigma88> did they?
<Sigma88> I thought that was a dream
<Sigma88> did they ever actually try to do that?
<Greys> according to wikipedia (...) there are only the three types of primary gates, Orlin's custom gate, the Tollan gate, the ori Supergate, and then two things that literally don't count
<Sigma88> I'm trying to think if they ever changed SG at atlantis
<Sigma88> orlin?
<Greys> the ancient that wanted to bang carter
<Sigma88> ah the toastergate
<Sigma88> :D
<Sigma88> or was it microwave?
<Greys> I think he used the microwave to make a jumbo-emerald
<Greys> it's actually more impressive that he used a toaster for a stargate, considering how stupid they are
<Greys> microwaves require a fair amount of circuitry and large capacitors, relays, etc
<Sigma88> he probably took the timer to close the SG after he passed
<Sigma88> :D
<Greys> I like that
<Sigma88> if you think about it the timer is the only thing in a toaster that is worth taking a toaster for
<Greys> btw, it annoys me that SGC never created a device that at the flip of a switch could prevent incoming wormholes
<Supernovy> that or the heating elements
<Greys> was it a toaster or a toaster oven?
<Greys> because toasters use thermocouples to time
<Sigma88> is there a difference?
<Supernovy> Is it even possible to prevent incoming wormholes?
<Greys> toaster ovens have some mechanism of time keeping, either a tickdown timer or a digital timer; toast toasters just measure a temperature and the adjustment is a reostat to adjust the feedback of the temp sensor
<Sigma88> Supernovy: by dialing out
<Greys> yes they did it in one episode by adjusting the iris in further so it would obstruct an inbound wormhole
<Sigma88> or by closing the hole of the SG
<Supernovy> Or by going into hyperspace, I guess
<Greys> by this logic a giant fuckin plunger on the wall behind would be a great solution
<Sigma88> the iris would have done the trick
<Greys> flick a switch, plunger shifts forwards, stargate is locked
<Supernovy> air molecules are exempt from blocking wormholes I assume
<Sigma88> if it was a tad behind
<Greys> the iris can't easily shift between obstruction and seal
<Greys> fluids are exempt
<Supernovy> liquids aren't
<Greys> burried gates are blocked, gates under coverstones
<Greys> liquids are; they've dialed underwater gates
<Greys> the russians did it once
<Supernovy> right, the water just didn't come through
<Greys> carter theorized openly at one point that there's some resistance factor that the stargate uses to judge intention and block things that don't intend
<darklight> "<Greys> because toasters use thermocouples to time"
<darklight> you wat greys :P
<Supernovy> Toasters also have springs in them.
<darklight> Really really really expensive toasters might have a timer
<Greys> toasters use an electromagnet to hold the tray down, then when a heat sensitive element passes or blocks a sufficient degree of voltage, the electromagnet is disabled and the toast pops up
<Supernovy> you could make a gun out of a toaster.
<darklight> I think normal toasters use a part of the heater wire to power an electromagnet, and when it heats up it makes the magnet weaker
<darklight> I might be talking out my ass though :P
<Greys> that's basically how a thermocouple works
<Greys> proabrarly
<Supernovy> a magnet? It's not just a sear?
<Greys> probably varies
<Greys> but a magnet doesn't require active release, it just requires a weakening of the hold-down force
<Supernovy> fucking toasters, how do they work?
<darklight> A thermocouple has two dissimilar metals that makes a tiny voltage difference
<Greys> magnets
<darklight> Because reasons
<Supernovy> Ah because spring force is proportional to extension and magnetic force is inverse cubed
<Supernovy> because chemistry, darklight.
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<Greys> but we all agree on the basic premise that a toaster is simple inside and a microwave is going to be more useful for building a space ship
<Greys> space ring
<Supernovy> I just checked and my toaster has a magnet
<Supernovy> the dial has no back pressure so I shouldn't have been surprised.
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<darklight> It depends
<darklight> A toaster has that heater wire
<darklight> Maybe it could be used in an ignition system?
<Supernovy> I mean, smoke alarms work via ionising radiation.
<Greys> space rings don't have ignition systems
<Supernovy> The mechanism that makes a pedestal fan sweep is pretty neat too.
<Greys> isn't that just an offset linkage cam?
<Supernovy> If it is, then I think offset linkage cams are pretty neat.
<Supernovy> shit, turboencabulators use inverse reactive current in unilateral phase detractors.
<Supernovy> I saw a really interesting US Navy training video from 1953 about mechanical fire control computers.
<Supernovy> There were a lot of cams.
<Greys> I may have linked it at you
<Greys> it's a really good watch, I've seen it twice
<Supernovy> I also remember seen a similar video on pocket watches.
<Greys> link that at me if you ever find it again
<Greys> preferably tonight
<Greys> I have the best idea for a youtube podcast
<Greys> we get a cast of engineery types, and we sit them down each episode with an asinine device
<darklight> What is that thing on the front?
* darklight watches AvE for all the fabricobbling
<Greys> if by the end of the episode they can explain the device's intent, free beer
<Greys> I have no idea what that thing on the front is for
<darklight> And why is it on caster wheels?
<Greys> so it can move itself around
<kmath> YouTube - How a watch works (1949)
<Greys> so, I could go to bed right now
<Greys> or I could stay up two more hours and get a load of laundry through the wash
<Greys> (not allowed to use the washer until 8)
<Greys> fuck it
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<Orum> not sure if people really are on VoIP doing this, or if this is just edited in as a joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0s4yPnY6PM
<kmath> YouTube - Fall of the Void on r/place- Attack on Helix
<Orum> this is probably the closest thing we have to internet graffiti though
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<Sigma88> 2 sorry
<Sigma88> not 3
<Sigma88> wrong chat
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<SilverFox> !tell Greys I have an idea, most, if not completely open console platform which has a DIY aspect to it. Comes with parts and boards and slots for interchangeability, controllers can be stock, or you can modifiy however you please so long as it meets minimum features and complies with the controller API(which can also be customized if you want to put the work into it) and source code is of course open for inspection and you can
<Qboid> SilverFox: I'll redirect this as soon as they are around.
<SilverFox> compile your own too if you so please so long as it follows certain guidlines which are to be determined at a later date
<SilverFox> that might've cut off
<SilverFox> which means it'll probs cut off more once the tell is given
<SilverFox> Thomas|AWAY, get in here, I wanna know if Qboid does multi-message handling or supports outputting multiple messages from a single fuckton long string
<RandomJeb> SilverFox: have you heard about... steam machines? >_>
<SilverFox> yeah that's great and all, but it's a glorified PC
<SilverFox> Consoles and PCs are meant to be different
<SilverFox> they SHOULD be different
<SilverFox> they HAVE to be different
<SilverFox> if consoles and PCs come to be one, that's when the economy collapses
<SilverFox> thats when civilization comes to a halt
<SilverFox> and PEOPLE DIE
<Sigma88> consoles will never be like PCs
<Sigma88> browsing porn on a 360 controller just doesn't work
<SilverFox> that's where you're wrong kiddo
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<SilverFox> ~wa 3.0GPA
<FoxBot9000> SilverFox: 3. GPa (gigapascals): 3×10^9 Pa (pascals)
<FoxBot9000> SilverFox: 3. GPa (gigapascals): 3×10^9 N/m^2 (newtons per square meter)
<FoxBot9000> SilverFox: 3. GPa (gigapascals): 29600 atm (atmospheres)
<FoxBot9000> SilverFox: 3. GPa (gigapascals): 30 kbar (kilobars)
<FoxBot9000> SilverFox: 3. GPa (gigapascals): 0.03 Mbar (megabars)
<SilverFox> ughhhhhh
<SilverFox> ~wa 3.0 grade point average
<FoxBot9000> SilverFox: grade point average (English phrase): noun | a measure of a student's academic achievement at a college or university; calculated by dividing the total number of grade points received by the total number attempted
<SilverFox> *le sigh*
<G-Magic> have you ever noticed that when women are late they're pregnant, but when men are late they're dead
<Sigma88> you mean as in "my late husband"?
<Sigma88> because I think it works for women too
<Sigma88> "my late wife"
<Sigma88> :)
<Sigma88> or was it more like: "if you're late, I'm going to kill you!"
<Sigma88> ?
<SilverFox> G-Magic, what you think of my idea?
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<G-Magic> Never heard of it
<SilverFox> scroll up
<SilverFox> i put it in a tell for Greys, so you can do that too
<SilverFox> Glass|phone, did you guys just have a penis festival?
<Sigma88> 0.o
<SilverFox> !tell Majiir since Produce 101 has an original song linked to them, does that mean that they're the largest girl group?
<Qboid> SilverFox: I'll redirect this as soon as they are around.
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<Greys> yanno, it's kind of odd, in the modern era there has not been any significant conflict about the name of our planet
<Qboid> Greys: SilverFox left a message for you in #kspmodders [03.04.2017 20:30:47]: "I have an idea, most, if not completely open console platform which has a DIY aspect to it. Comes with parts and boards and slots for interchangeability, controllers can be stock, or you can modifiy however you please so long as it meets minimum features and complies with the controller API(which can also be customized if
<Qboid> you want to put the work into it) and source code is of course open for inspection and you can"
<Greys> I can't be assed to read these words
<SilverFox> I maked these
<Greys> these what
<SilverFox> these words
<Greys> good for jew
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<grrrrb> ;wa average mass of a human
<kmath> grrrrb: weight->mean: 69 kg (kilograms)
<grrrrb> ;wa population of the earth
<kmath> grrrrb: world->population: 7.28 billion people (2015 estimate)
<grrrrb> ;wa 7.28 billion * 69kg
<kmath> grrrrb: 7280000000×69 kg (kilograms): 1.107×10^12 lb (pounds)5.537×10^8 sh tn (short tons)5.023×10^14 grams5.023×10^8 t (metric tons)
<grrrrb> ;wa volume of a 2 foot radius sphere
<kmath> grrrrb: sphere->radius 2 feet->volume: (32 π)/3 ft^3 (cubic feet)≈33.5103 ft^3 (cubic feet)
<grrrrb> ;wa 1.1e12lbs / 33.5 cubic feet
<kmath> grrrrb: (1.1×10^12 lb (pounds))/(33.5 ft^3 (cubic feet)): 3.284×10^10 lb/ft^3 (pounds per cubic foot)
<grrrrb> ;wa schwarzschild radius of 1.1e12 lb
<kmath> grrrrb: black hole event horizon radius-> , mass->1.1×10^12 lb (pounds)event horizon radius->7.41×10^-16 meters, = 2.917×10^-14 inches, = 741 am (attometers)
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