egg|principia|egg changed the topic of #kspmodders to: Welcome to #kspmooders | <Majiir> egg is pretty much just a chickenfetus until you start talking about floating point | <SilverFox> "little" doesn't seem like a real word to me right now
<stupid_chris>
SilverFox: weren't you the one who kept going crazy over ternaries?
<xShadowx|2>
that time you want a 12 ft cable yet only sizes are 9ft and 15ft -.-
<darklight>
He is
<darklight>
xShadowx snippy snippy
<GlsFrg|phone>
xShadowx|2: well then on average you have two 12ft ones
<SilverFox>
chris, yes, they are indeed nice
<xShadowx|2>
darklight: dont feel like splicing hdmi :P
<darklight>
Ah ok
<xShadowx|2>
the power cables i might
<xShadowx|2>
darklight: funny bit is when i look at monitor to pc, its like 4 ft, but then needs 12 because monitor>arm>mast>desk>wall>wallbypc>pc makes it longer -.- SdhfAZEHFZJg
<xShadowx|2>
i should just go for the 25ft, put pc in closet, cables hung under desk, nothing to be seen aside from the monitor and stand
<xShadowx|2>
lets see......hdmi max length 50 ft, thats plenty
<xShadowx|2>
usb 15 ft max, fuck -.-
<G-Mobile>
;wa 60 ft * 1G
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<kmath>
G-Mobile: 60 feet×1 G (Newtonian gravitational constant): 1.221×10^-9 m^4/(kg s^2) (meters to the fourth per kilogram second squared)
<G-Mobile>
-/
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<G-Mobile>
?
<G-Mobile>
;wa 60ft to meters
<SilverFox>
divide it perhaps?
<kmath>
G-Mobile: convert 60 feet to meters: 18.29 meters
<G-Mobile>
;wa 18.29 meters * 9.8m/s
<kmath>
G-Mobile: 18.29 meters×9.8 m/s (meters per second): 179 m^2/s (square meters per second)
<G-Mobile>
what am I doing
<G-Mobile>
I have tea but it's too hot so I don't have tea
<G-Mobile>
;wa force of a 5lb object falling 60 feet
<kmath>
G-Mobile: Wolfram couldn't understand your gibberish
<G-Mobile>
;wa 5lbs to kg
<kmath>
G-Mobile: convert 5 lb (pounds) to kilograms: 2.268 kg (kilograms)
<Majiir>
G-Mobile, but if it were cool it would not brew and you would not have tea
<SilverFox>
perhaps take 5lbs to kg
<Majiir>
teabot: BOSTON BETCH
<teabot>
No tea.
<SilverFox>
then multiply by 179m^2/s
<G-Mobile>
just over 400 joules
<Majiir>
.....
<Majiir>
wat
<Majiir>
You guys just really fucked up some math
<Majiir>
Acceleration is m/s^2, not m/s
<Majiir>
and you can't just cancel the units and get the right answer
<Majiir>
That only works for linear equations
<G-Mobile>
according to wikipedia 3.4e3 joules is the force of a world record olympic hammer-throw
<G-Mobile>
7e3 is the force of an elephant gun at the muzzle
<G-Mobile>
Majiir: I used a website calculator thing
<Majiir>
Energy
<Majiir>
not force
<Majiir>
For gravity, you'd use uhhhhhh v = sqrt(2ax)?
<Majiir>
;wa sqrt( 2 * (60 feet) * (9.81 m/s^2) )
<kmath>
Majiir: sqrt(2×60 feet×9.81 m/s^2 (meters per second squared)): 18.94 m/s (meters per second)
<Majiir>
;wa (1/2)*(5 lb)*(18.94 m/s)^2
<kmath>
Majiir: 1/2×5 lb (pounds) (18.94 m/s (meters per second))^2: 406.79 kg m^2/s^2 (kilogram meters squared per second squared)
<Majiir>
The sqrt and the constants actually end up cancelling here
<Majiir>
but that's one of the rare cases where that happens
<SilverFox>
i thought that was the point, you couldn't reassign it?
<Majiir>
The answer is poking fun at that
<Majiir>
There are techniques for writing code that looks similar to mutable, imperative code, and it requires pulling out all the stops in Haskell
<Majiir>
There are no 'variables' in Haskell... they're bindings.
<Majiir>
You permanently bind a value to a name in some context
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<SilverFox>
"You received 94.2% on this assignment" ayyyyy
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<SilverFox>
"Dont use Dove Men's Care on your weiner. It burns real bad" I wonder if people have sat there and compiled a list of all the shit that does and doesn't do ths
<TheKosmonaut>
I could sue you for giving me cancer.
<SilverFox>
worth it
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<SilverFox>
"Dont jerk off with Vick's Vaporub" jesus fucking christ
<SilverFox>
Great advice: "If no fit, put spit"
<G-Mobile>
don't jerk off with face scrub
<G-Mobile>
this one episode of SG1 has Bal stealing a bunch of stargates to go off somewhere and create his own isolated network, which is a cool plot and all; and it focuses a lot on Neruse, who is a fun villain; but they assert that if Ball's ship was destroyed, the stargates would be as well
<G-Mobile>
this is simply untrue
<G-Mobile>
stargates require a many megaton detonation to overcome their built in capacity to absorb nearly any form of energy into the massive capacitor banks for use in dialing a stargate
<G-Mobile>
they have even been depicted reentering a planet's atmosphere and crashing into the surface, only to survive
<G-Mobile>
there was an episode where a stargate was struck by a meteor
<G-Mobile>
there was an episode where a stargate was struck by an alkesh crash landing directly into the event horizon
<G-Mobile>
the expectable result is that if Bal's h'tak were destroyed, the collected gates would shower down on the planet below
<G-Mobile>
also I'm pretty sure they depict at least once in SGU, a seed ship assembling a gate and firing down to a planet where the gate platform which landed under it's own power previously catches it
<G-Mobile>
next episode has a super well hidden Galaxy Quest reference
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<G-Mobile>
going way back to the speed of the Destiny conversation, the Ori arch seems to suggest that the Ori home galaxy is so far away that travelling there via the fastest means of stellar movement that ascended beings are capable of synthesizing would take millenia
<G-Mobile>
if they were particularly close it would be more difficult to hide from the Ori, especially after both the Alterans and the Ori ascended, and certainly once the Ori begin their crusade against the milky way it would have been far more practical to travel linearly in ships as the supergate projects progressed under the goal off using them later; Destiny could travel between galaxies in about 5 weeks, the Daedelus could do it in 3
<G-Mobile>
mid way through season 9 approximately six months have passed
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<G-Mobile>
also the Ori are unaware of the Asgard, and there's little indication that the Ancients are protecting their galaxy as well
<SilverFox>
fuck that nonesense wtf are these headlines
<SilverFox>
there's one about a possession with whatever the fuck a "chook" is
<darklight>
Women clearly like tv cooking and babies
<darklight>
A chicken
<darklight>
Hence the egg pun
<darklight>
eggcellent pun it is
<darklight>
no yoke
<SilverFox>
oh right, chickens lay eggs
<darklight>
Also holy crap I didn't realise chook was an aussie only thing
<darklight>
Its not something that you'll hear a lot, but everyone will know what you mean
* darklight
is curious
<darklight>
If I say bangers and mash would that make sense in canada
<darklight>
(It's probably how you would describe the meal to a kid)
<darklight>
Same with chook actually
<SilverFox>
bangers and mash is a british thing
<SilverFox>
I'd bet that most people know it
<SilverFox>
chook would seem like a racist term for a chinese person, similar to chink, but could probs be confused with chinook, dunno
<SilverFox>
but I'd bet most people would not know chook
<darklight>
Also, if I may consult the samsung gods, I need to find out how to remove the www. button on my phone in chome
<SilverFox>
why
<darklight>
Because.I.keep.typing.like.this
<SilverFox>
nice
<darklight>
It makes the spacebar go to retardedly small positions, and my thumb natrually wants to sit where the www button is
<darklight>
Also, what retard thought that would be a great idea, how hard is it to fucking type www.
<darklight>
Hell, you don't even need that crap, you just press f and it takes you to fimfiction ^_^
<darklight>
Lol
<darklight>
Hackers keyboard stays the same but the space key is a bit further over, as is the rest of the keyboard
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<SilverFox>
two eggs ahhhh
<Tank2333_phone>
Darklight maybe you can add a https://
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<darklight>
I just installed googles keyboard as it is not context sensitive
<darklight>
gboard
<VITAS>
did you mean "gbored"?
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<SilverFox>
friction discs are pretty cool
<G-Mobile>
gboard can suck five dicks
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<G-Mobile>
TheKosmonaut: does japan have mcdonalds inside office buildings on the not-first floor?
<Orum>
Why does windows have the shittiest routing implementation? You try to multihome a machine and it just craps its pants...
<G-Mobile>
lilu dalas multihome?
<Orum>
exactly
<G-Mobile>
Did you leave for a season?
<Orum>
leave what?
<G-Mobile>
Here
<Orum>
oh, well, been busy with RL stuff
<Orum>
hopefully this kitchen remodel will be done in the next ~6 weeks though, but then I have other projects to do :\
<G-Mobile>
what is multihome
<Orum>
two different connections for one PC
<G-Mobile>
Whats that got to do with home
<Orum>
well, two or more... anyway, normally you only have one "home" (IP) for network communication, and two or more shouldn't be a problem when routing priority is taken into consideration
<Orum>
but it seems to work only for a little bit and then shits itself and forgets the route priority causing nothing to work right
<Orum>
even though it still looks right in the routing table
<G-Mobile>
A forty is enough booze for one normal person for maybe two weeks
<G-Mobile>
if they drink every day
<Orum>
well, one of my friends would go through wild turkey like crazy
<Orum>
and if 1 shot ~ 1 beer in alcohol... yeah, he could probably go through it in a couple days
<Orum>
but then he stopped drinking, so yeah
<G-Mobile>
generally speaking an american beer has about half a shot equivalent
<Orum>
okay, well then a day, unless the sheer volume of liquid was a problem
<G-Mobile>
some harder beers or weaker booze would be closer to parity
<Orum>
.wa alchocol volume in 1 shot of 101 proof
<Orum>
~wa alchocol volume in 1 shot of 101 proof
<FoxBot9000>
Orum: quantity of alcohol (physical quantity): [alcohol]
<G-Mobile>
50.5% ABV
<Orum>
yeah, I don't know how big a shot is
<Orum>
like, 3 tbsp?
<G-Mobile>
normal booze is more like 14~18 ABV
<G-Mobile>
100 proof is on the order of moonshine
<G-Mobile>
a shot is 2.5 ounce
<Orum>
damn freedom units..
<Orum>
so 1.25 oz of alcohol.. and beers are what, 12oz?
<G-Mobile>
btw typical american beers are 3~6 ABV
<Orum>
16?
<G-Mobile>
8
<Orum>
ok
<G-Mobile>
hardest beer I've ever had was 9% ABV
<Orum>
wow then yeah, a shot of 101 proof has 3x the alcohol
<Orum>
so much for equivalency
<G-Mobile>
101 is really high
<G-Mobile>
if your bro was drinking that much, he needs help
<Orum>
well, did, he's much better now
<G-Mobile>
good for him
<Orum>
also, isn't the standard drink thing a myth anyway, because unless you're taking in other fluids, you won't expel the alcohol as quickly if it's more concentrated, no?
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<SilverFox>
"Huffington Post is a real news outlet" yeah and Fox News isn't Fake News
<G-Mobile>
there's other factors same as medicine, the other chemicals in the dose could cause the alcohol to be absorbed much slower or faster, and result in an outsized effect
<SilverFox>
there
<G-Mobile>
here
<SilverFox>
s also tolerance via wieght, height, age, gender
<Orum>
definitely, but I'm just talking about one variable here
<SilverFox>
liver superiority
<SilverFox>
race
<G-Mobile>
flavor
<SilverFox>
literally everything
<G-Mobile>
preference in alt-rock subgenres
<Orum>
all other variables being fixed, what does non-alcoholic content have on your BAC over time?
<G-Mobile>
that's an impossible question
<Orum>
I would imagine that more non-ancoholic intake would reduce your BAC more quickly, but that's just a guess..
<SilverFox>
so would bleeding
<SilverFox>
hemmorage especially
<Orum>
nope
<G-Mobile>
something that's going to make your kidneys work harder will probably help by clearing out stuff the liver might otherwise be occupied with
<SilverFox>
yup
<Orum>
it's a %, not a quantity
<SilverFox>
start with x%, end with 0%
<Orum>
0% blood?
<SilverFox>
once you've bled out, yes
<G-Mobile>
100% overrun
<Orum>
well the alcohol is still in your blood, even if it's not in you
<G-Mobile>
that's icecream speak for air
<SilverFox>
I wonder how our circulatory system would work if blood was more air-like
<G-Mobile>
it wouldn't
<SilverFox>
i mean, gas rather than liquid
<G-Mobile>
embylism
<SilverFox>
right, because our heart is suited for liquid
<Orum>
yeah, the whole thing would have to be redesigned
<SilverFox>
but what if it wasn't
<G-Mobile>
look into air compressors
<Orum>
pumping air is a bitch
<SilverFox>
what if we exchanged gases on the inside, and liquids on the outside?
<SilverFox>
orum, lungs do it all the time, all day eryday
<SilverFox>
it's ezpz
<Orum>
breathing is hard work :(
<G-Mobile>
lungs don't pump
<G-Mobile>
lungs bellow
<G-Mobile>
pumping requires shifting the matter from one place to another not from one place then back to that place
<G-Mobile>
CPR qualifies as pumping
<SilverFox>
remember that episode of rugrats where dude hits a pothole and his car died?
<Orum>
rugrats was on TV what, 2 decades ago?
<G-Mobile>
I'm sure it's still on TV
<Orum>
well, my memory isn't good enough to remember any particular episode from when I was young
<G-Mobile>
the episode where grandpa takes Tommy for a drive, comes upon a sweet cadillac parked at a store, misunderstands a guy standing there as the owner to ask permission to sit in it; guy blows them off, and grandpa accidentally forgets Tommy in the car
<G-Mobile>
where upon it's revealed that the car is owned by some rich fuck who assumes Tommy is a girl
<G-Mobile>
that episode where Grandpa enters Tommy into a beauty pagent where he defeats Angelica and wins a boat
<Orum>
gender identity problems ensue
<G-Mobile>
that episode where Angelica meets a space theif who strands her on a desert planet
<SilverFox>
THE CLAM CANYON
<G-Mobile>
that episode where Angelica's mom is gonna have a new baby and she freaks out that the baby is going to steal her life, and her cheese, and be huge
<Orum>
is this like your favorite show?
<SilverFox>
does she fuckin abort the fetus?
<G-Mobile>
that episode where the car dies and Stu is upset
<G-Mobile>
I think it turns out that she wasn't pregnant
<Orum>
miscarraige
<SilverFox>
just fat?
<SilverFox>
I wonder how it looked, you can tell by the look of things if they aren't generally fat beforehand
<G-Mobile>
this was the 90s image of the 80s, pregnancy tests weren't as good back then
<G-Mobile>
now, just to put it out there, as far as I remember, Angelica's mom was single
<SilverFox>
is rugrats on netflix?
<Orum>
the 90s was very prrogressive
<SilverFox>
"I had a dream where I came into a bright room and a man holds me upside down and spanks me and I cry and cry and cry" niglet remembers his birth
<G-Mobile>
or you developed a new fetish, suspension bondage
<SilverFox>
1-2yr old chuckie developing fetishes already
<G-Mobile>
Chucky is very fetishish-prone
<SilverFox>
I can tell, he's already into crossdressing
<G-Mobile>
and coloring inside the lines
<SilverFox>
watching the first season
<SilverFox>
fuckin 1991
<SilverFox>
goddamn this is old
<SilverFox>
this niglet's eating a sharpie
<SilverFox>
"I paid 75$ for this shirt"
<G-Mobile>
sometimes I pay ten dollars for a shirt
<G-Mobile>
when I'm feeling well fed
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<SilverFox>
these niglets sad as fuck cause they cant eat dog food to turn into a dog
<G-Mobile>
wait till you get to the episode with the watermelon seed
<SilverFox>
THEY ATE IT
<SilverFox>
what is a tick's purpose in life?
<SilverFox>
gelica just sent tommy's ball into low earth orbit
<G-Mobile>
and then there was the Road Warrior episode
<G-Mobile>
I actually weirdly enjoy how Carter and Teal'c overtly don't respect Mitchel
<Tank2333_mobil2>
What show are you guys talking about?
<G-Mobile>
Silver is learning about Rug Rats, I'm watching the last of SG1
<Tank2333_mobil2>
Okay
<SilverFox>
Rugrats, yeah
<Tank2333_mobil2>
Never heard of it
<SilverFox>
nigga u wot
<Tank2333_mobil2>
Well till 1990 my country was filled up with commis
<G-Mobile>
there's an episode in season 10 where Loyd is trying to write a Wormhole Xtreme movie, and Carter initiates a flashback to "that time Oneal got turned invisible
<SilverFox>
damn commies
<Tank2333_mobil2>
We had like 3 tv chanels and no night programm whats so ever
<SilverFox>
holy fuck you were deprived
<SilverFox>
of basic human rights
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<G-Mobile>
the flashback is a good ten minutes of scenes with a whole narrative arch, very funny
<Tank2333_mobil2>
What are human rights?
<Tank2333_mobil2>
Is that when you are allowed eating at the kulags?
<G-Mobile>
they did a good job on the faux episode, but they made it clear why it wouldn't hold up to being a real episode
<G-Mobile>
which is kind of sad because the real episode kinda sucks