umbralraptop changed the topic of #KSPOfficial to: Kerbal Space Program official channel | versions: KSP1 1.10.1 | Rules: tinyurl.com/KSP-Rules | "modcall" to call ops | Δv maps: https://i.imgur.com/CHVnEeE.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/gBoLsSt.png | < packbart> I hope their sample isn't contaminated by the lunar tardigrade colony
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<umbralraptop>
;mission add In lieu of launching, you begin lunching.
<LunchBot_>
umbralraptop: Added mission: In lieu of launching, you begin lunching.
<FLHerne>
;mission fixup s/lunching/testing/
<LunchBot_>
FLHerne: New text is: In lieu of launching, you begin testing.
<FLHerne>
;mission fixup s/testing/lunching/
<LunchBot_>
FLHerne: New text is: In lieu of launching, you begin lunching.
<FLHerne>
Works!
<umbralraptop>
shiny
<umbralraptop>
;mission add You carefully adjust the position of the beryllium reflector with a screwdriver.
<LunchBot_>
umbralraptop: Added mission: You carefully adjust the position of the beryllium reflector with a screwdriver.
<umbralraptop>
;outcome add At least the more distant seismic sensors will get a lot of data from that.
<LunchBot_>
umbralraptop: Added outcome: At least the more distant seismic sensors will get a lot of data from that.
<TheKosmonaut>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
TheKosmonaut: You build an Alcubierre drive. KwirkyJ deletes you.
<TheKosmonaut>
KwirkyJ, now that's a name that I've not heard in a long time.
<TheKosmonaut>
Long time.
<FLHerne>
SN8 static fire was successful this time
<TheKosmonaut>
FLHerne: I literally missed it by like 3 min on the livestream
<FLHerne>
(i.e. it didn't blow up the pad, shred the avionics, and melt the guts of an engine this time...)
* TheKosmonaut
shakes fist at train delays
<umbralraptop>
did you move back to the states?
<TheKosmonaut>
umbralraptop: Hell no
<TheKosmonaut>
I'll probably visit though next year Oct. maybe.
<TheKosmonaut>
Vaccine dependent
* umbralraptop
was mainly confused by the whole trains being late thing
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<umbralraptop>
;outcome add The CSB has determined that this was the decision that ultimately lead to so much death and destruction.
<LunchBot_>
umbralraptop: Added outcome: The CSB has determined that this was the decision that ultimately lead to so much death and destruction.
<umbralraptop>
;mission add You attempt to detonate the explodium sea.
<LunchBot_>
umbralraptop: Added mission: You attempt to detonate the explodium sea.
<umbralraptop>
;mission add You attempt to build and run Principia on a 32bit processor.
<LunchBot_>
umbralraptop: Added mission: You attempt to build and run Principia on a 32bit processor.
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<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;add mission You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
what did I do wrong
<Althego>
reverse the words
<Althego>
mission add
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
Ah, like discord
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
; mission add You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken
<Althego>
no, you inserte a space where you shouldnt have
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
oh my dear
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
l u r d
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission add You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added mission: You launch a mission to capture the Deep Space Kraken
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;outcome add Your plans are thwarted by the Münar tardigrade colony
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: Your plans are thwarted by the Münar tardigrade colony
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
(once again) i meant to add that
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<minas_tirith>
marcelinethevampirespleen, what about Deep Space Karen
<Althego>
lol
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;outcome add The Deep Space Karen throttles Jeb, demanding to see his manager
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: The Deep Space Karen throttles Jeb, demanding to see his manager
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<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;outcome add The launch vehicle is too large for the lander and your craft overheats
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: The launch vehicle is too large for the lander and your craft overheats
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
mission add You undergo a mission to land the clones of Dr. Kerbalstien on Bop
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;outcome add Your plans are foiled by the Nose
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: Your plans are foiled by the Nose
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;outcome add a burning wheel bounces out of the wreckage and rolls away, due to the effects of universal narrative
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: a burning wheel bounces out of the wreckage and rolls away, due to the effects of universal narrative
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
i should have done general narrativity
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You install FAR. The Secretary disavows any knowledge of your actions.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: UmbralRaptor commissions you to build a RaptorRocket. kmath was unable to find "Outcome 459"
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You attach rubber balls to a cactus and throw it around inside the space station. You realize your liquid helium cooled computer just won't make it.
<FLHerne>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Note that you can PM LunchBot_ to avoid spamming the channel ;-)
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
oh, I haven't been being silly enough I think
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You try to capitalise your capacity of flux capacitors. You somehow end up in Dilbert space.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You ask maltesh for advice. You end up with an infinite number of kerbals asking you to review their versions of Shakespeare.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You convince Bob to ride on top of the rocket. The KIA arrest you for your crimes against kerbalkind.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
perfect
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You are distracted by a discussion about N-body physics. You get an unpleasantly close view of the r-process in action.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
-.-
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You launch into a Molniya orbit. A mod/op kicks you for violating rule 2.4b.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot_>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You experiment with dozens of small engines on your craft, EVE online style. Not even Scott Manley can save you now.
<FLHerne>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Please do use /query to avoid spamming the channel
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
use what
<FLHerne>
This is getting very excessive
<FLHerne>
<FLHerne> marcelinethevampirespleen: Note that you can PM LunchBot_ to avoid spamming the channel ;-)
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
oh how
<FLHerne>
Depending on your client, either /query LunchBot_ or some menu :p
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
figured it out
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
I'm sorry
<FLHerne>
Also note that there's a `!outcome fixup s/replace this/with that/` command now
<FLHerne>
For those "oh wait I should have written something else" realizations
<FLHerne>
(it works on any of the last 5 outcomes mentioned)
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
ooh
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<marcelinethevampirespleen>
FLHerne did you kick me from lunchbot lol
<FLHerne>
marcelinethevampirespleen: No
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
it stopped me from adding a mission
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
:mission add You observe very suspicious behavior among the graysuits.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
see nothing
<FLHerne>
: isn't a prefix it recognises, use . or ! or ;
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
whops
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
typo got me
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
whoops*
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
You write a bot that could pass the turing test, configure it to talk trollishly about KSP and unleash it on #KSPOfficial. A discussion on a cubic-ham-mile measurement system leads to this being promptly forgotten.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
this has been my favorite so far
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<marcelinethevampirespleen>
now it says no such channel or nick
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
permanently
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<Althego>
because the _ is gone from its name
<minas_tirith>
I thought irc ignored anything after the 9th char in a nick
<LunchBot>
marcelinethevampirespleen: UmbralRaptor explodes, emitting all kinds of dinosaur DNA. Ike approves of this.
<UmbralRaptor>
may I suggest using /msg instead?
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<marcelinethevampirespleen>
i am
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
just threw one in
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<umbralraptop>
;outcome add Unofortunately, there are survivors.
<LunchBot>
umbralraptop: Added outcome: Unofortunately, there are survivors.
<umbralraptop>
;outcome del Unofortunately, there are survivors.
<LunchBot>
umbralraptop: Deleted outcome: "Unofortunately, there are survivors."
<umbralraptop>
;outcome add Unfortunately, there are survivors.
<LunchBot>
umbralraptop: Added outcome: Unfortunately, there are survivors.
<darsie>
;mission
<LunchBot>
darsie: You launch a small, unobservable teapot into a high orbit in order to definitively prove the existence of one. Your confusion of impact factor with impact parameter results in the destruction of several Elsevier and Springer offices.
<darsie>
yay :)
<umbralraptop>
Teapotohedron-enforced open access journals
<umbralraptop>
;outcome add That was your final mistake.
<LunchBot>
umbralraptop: Added outcome: That was your final mistake.
<darsie>
;mission add Jetpack to orbit from the Mun.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Added mission: Jetpack to orbit from the Mun.
<umbralraptop>
;outcome add Mistakes were made.
<LunchBot>
umbralraptop: Added outcome: Mistakes were made.
<darsie>
;mission add Jetpack to Kerbin from Duna orbit.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Added mission: Jetpack to Kerbin from Duna orbit.
<umbralraptop>
One of the outcomes being "You're fired for playing KSP too much and live off your youtube channel." feels a bit too real given all the let's play and vtuber stuff out there
<umbralraptop>
(granted, minecraft is probablt the most popular, but eh)
<darsie>
;mission add Jetpack deorbit to Kerbin.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Added mission: Jetpack deorbit to Kerbin.
<darsie>
;mission add Orbit Kerbin with your second flight.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Added mission: Orbit Kerbin with your second flight.
<darsie>
;mission del Orbit Kerbin with your second flight.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Deleted mission: "Orbit Kerbin with your second flight."
<umbralraptop>
I mean, if you unlock the LV-T45 with your first flight, it's not too hard
<darsie>
;mission add Orbit Kerbin with your second launch.
<LunchBot>
darsie: Added mission: Orbit Kerbin with your second launch.
<Althego>
and this, ladies and gentlemen, was the reason why mission was removed
<darsie>
umbralraptop: Yes.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission add You go to war withthe tardigrade colony
<LunchBot>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added mission: You go to war withthe tardigrade colony
<Althego>
and time to use the sed replace command
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
i forgot it
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
I8
<Althego>
;mission fixup s/withthe/with the/
<LunchBot>
Althego: New text is: You go to war with the tardigrade colony
<LunchBot>
marcelinethevampirespleen: No recently-mentioned mission found matching "develpoment.".
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
i just did it
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;outcome add You've added rings to Jool from leaving behind exploded craft.
<LunchBot>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: You've added rings to Jool from leaving behind exploded craft.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You swap the canteen coffee with mystery goo. You are banned from the only internet cafe in the city for vulgarity.
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tries to figure out what's going on in the scrollback :p
<Althego>
nothing
<FLHerne>
darsie, Althego: It does automagically add the full stop
<FLHerne>
(if there isn't other punctuation at the end)
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;outcome add Your ship is ripped apart by the fabled Full Stop.
<LunchBot>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: Your ship is ripped apart by the fabled Full Stop.
<FLHerne>
Althego: It'll wear out in a few days, I hope :-/
<Althego>
no
<FLHerne>
There are only so many possible nonsensical sentences, right....?
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
no
<FLHerne>
I did add "You get this bot banned by spamming ;mission too much." to outcomes, but no-one seems to have heeded it
<FLHerne>
marcelinethevampirespleen: You were trying to use ;mission fixup to fix outcomes
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;outcome add A cosmic cloud of guacamole envelops you, courtesy of FLHerne.
<LunchBot>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: A cosmic cloud of guacamole envelops you, courtesy of FLHerne.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
nyeh
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;outcome add Expandin' your molecules, causing a friction fire Burnin' you on your neutron, causing you to scream "Hit me in the proton, BABY!"
<LunchBot>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Added outcome: Expandin' your molecules, causing a friction fire Burnin' you on your neutron, causing you to scream "Hit me in the proton, BABY!"
<FLHerne>
marcelinethevampirespleen: *please* use PMs if you're going to pester the bot all day
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
oh I have been
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
the pm list is enormous
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<marcelinethevampirespleen>
You build a rocket with over 9000 low-powered but crazily efficient engines on its first stage. You don't see your rocket launch due to buffering. this one seems hand picked
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<FLHerne>
Hm, I thought of a new feature
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
hm
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
I was hoping to drop a few small satellites in LKO but I'm unsure how to get them operating as something other than debris
<darsie>
marcelinethevampirespleen: Include a pod.
<umbralraptop>
Comm relays? solar panels for power? instrumentation for fulfilling science contracts?
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
a what
<darsie>
A computer.
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
solar panels = com relays
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
+ not=
<flayer>
a probe core?
<darsie>
yes
<darsie>
You can also select the type by clicking on the computer.
<darsie>
The VAB category is called pods.
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<marcelinethevampirespleen>
alright I did allthat but cargo bays don't work for me so I'm just trailing satellites and decoupling them at intervals but they don't show up
<FLHerne>
Behold the new feature! :D
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<bees>
;mission
<LunchBot>
bees: You try to present your findings on a possible link between the Deep Space Kraken and the Horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring, but no one takes you seriously. Your computer says "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave", and you ditch the project to try to figure out who the hell is this "Dave" that messed up your computer.
<umbralraptop>
Computers on the Saturn V, CSM, and LEM
<Althego>
but the heavy lifting was done by huge mainframes on the ground
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
I'm aware, flayer
<FLHerne>
Failed to parse 'nyeh'
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
;mission
<LunchBot>
marcelinethevampirespleen: In effort to increase cost-efficiency, you experiment with solid fuel-powered RCS thrusters. You died for failing to GET OFF MY LAWN!
<umbralraptop>
nya?
<umbralraptop>
nyaaa!
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
nyaaa
<marcelinethevampirespleen>
you beat me by a fourth of a second